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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Cheaper to actually resurrect and ride on a dinosaur than to buy Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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this country is a inane dump filled with cannibalistic sadists |
04/02/25 |
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Your disappointed father, paying $90 for your Mario Kart wedding reception gift |
04/02/25 |
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new Mario Kart fake power up box now auto-debits your bank account if hit |
04/02/25 |
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Middle aged lawyer experiences 2nd mini puberty in mid-40s. |
04/02/25 |
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did anyone here do "unpaid internships" 10-15 years ago |
04/02/25 |
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Cravath reaches deal with Trump admin to provide free Mario Kart to White House |
04/02/25 |
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Anyone else pay for ChatGPT Pro? Well worth it IMO |
04/02/25 |
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Somebody come get her, she's dancing for a mario kart |
04/02/25 |
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got doordash for the first time, convinced me America needs to die |
04/02/25 |
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Eric Adams feigning ignorance about truckload of Mario Kart in his driveway |
04/02/25 |
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"You're an expensive game." "For you." |
04/02/25 |
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Please clap |
04/02/25 |
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WLMAS putting Trump "I did that!" stickers on Mario Kart World at Bestbuy |
04/02/25 |
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Lil Wayne - The Karter VI dropping soon |
04/02/25 |
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RSF, CSLG competing to see who can eat more copies of Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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what’s your favorite type of billable hour? |
04/02/25 |
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Mr Kurtz easily beating Congolese villagers in every race in Kart of Darkness |
04/02/25 |
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Dubai Mario Party Porta Potty |
04/02/25 |
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MPA's wedding to Xerxes won't begin until 10pm and dinner served at 1am |
04/02/25 |
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New Rapper Karti B Flashing Her Wealth In Ostentatious New Music Video |
04/02/25 |
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$500 for a Nintendo with 1080p? Lmfao! |
04/02/25 |
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I PUT THAT KART IN YO FACE NOW WHATCHA GON DO WIT IT |
04/02/25 |
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Being a teen in the 90s was a gift we never knew we were given until it was over |
04/02/25 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use Switch 2 Joysticks at your wedding recep |
04/02/25 |
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Jen Psaki at dinner: do you think Mario Kart World is a lot of money? |
04/02/25 |
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Goyager 2 beaming back "exclusive Gaza beachfront home investment properties" |
04/02/25 |
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as an employer, a hot 20-something for wagecucks to lust over is worth $10k+/yr |
04/02/25 |
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your daughter travelling to Dubai for "easy MarioKarts" |
04/02/25 |
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Yoshi getting "pain injections" in Chatsworth after blue shell collision |
04/02/25 |
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Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to race Karts online |
04/02/25 |
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Bootlicking protestant work ethnic emergency thread |
04/02/25 |
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CSLG getting Matt Gaetz to agree $90 is a fair price for Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Immortan Joe warning you against becoming addicted to Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Credit card companies adding "TSINAH gets a Switch 2" to risk factors |
04/02/25 |
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Nintendo Requiring Mario Kart Pre-Orders To Be "Fully Collateralized" (WSJ |
04/02/25 |
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I'm fine with America being filled with Haitians and MS-13 if Mario Kart is $59 |
04/02/25 |
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"And kart racing games were under $100" u tell your mulatto grandson |
04/02/25 |
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CSLG sushi spot now selling $90 glasses of water (Mario Kart not included) |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Tarts: These Nerds Turned To OnlyFans To Afford Switch 2 Games (DailyMail |
04/02/25 |
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California lawyer suing Nintendo for "permanent damage to client's pocketbook" |
04/02/25 |
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getting tired of "work" |
04/02/25 |
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the protestant idea of working until you hate yourself is remarkable |
04/02/25 |
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CSLG: Emergency $90 for Mario Kart - released 6/5 in USA |
04/02/25 |
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NASA agreeing to 500 year extended warranty for Goyager 2 space probe |
04/02/25 |
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Mitt Romney should be deported to El Salvador dungeon too |
04/02/25 |
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"Mario Party" but it's room full of Redditors pooling $ for 1 copy of Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Hunter Biden credited as "Art Director" for new Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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NASA paid Jiffy Lube for new air filters every oil change on the Goyager 2 |
04/02/25 |
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"See this Switch 2 game? This game cost more than you make in a year |
04/02/25 |
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anyone else skimp on chatgpt pro and pay for flights out of the us? |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Kartier |
04/02/25 |
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Firm end of year bonus: used copy of Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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"No! They're expecting one of us to pony up for the gamerslop, brother" |
04/02/25 |
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Leaked Nintendo Emails Around Mario Kart Pricing: "This is for Hiroshima |
04/02/25 |
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Neon Ash -- A short story be Scrivener's Error |
04/02/25 |
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I can charge $90? No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you w |
04/02/25 |
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there is an invite only MarioBlackKart |
04/02/25 |
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NASA using Klarna to pay Raytheon for Goyager 2 parts |
04/02/25 |
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Nintendo offering "Doordash-esque" payment plan option for Mario Kart (link) |
04/02/25 |
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CSLG providing Crash Team Racing to all his employees |
04/02/25 |
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Photoshopping copies of Mario Kart into background of all your dating profile pi |
04/02/25 |
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Doordash partners w/ Nintendo, deliver in a kart IRL to a copy of the new game |
04/02/25 |
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Trump: "Biden 'totally responsible' for Mario Kart inflation." |
04/02/25 |
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Turning US allies into enemies is actually 180 bc it makes libs MAF |
04/02/25 |
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Cashier proudly displaying their Yeti mug next to %tip selection buttons |
04/02/25 |
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Goyager 2 happily thinking about how many miles it's earning on mission |
04/02/25 |
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Goyager 2 came with the "Peace of Mind" extended customer service package |
04/02/25 |
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Goyager 2: Twice as many Yeti Coolers as Goyager 1 |
04/02/25 |
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DOGE fires Forest Service supervisor who pre-ordered Switch 2 |
04/02/25 |
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Zelensky requesting US provide 10,000 copies of Mario Kart for 'morale reasons |
04/02/25 |
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"EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT BONVOY GOLD ELITE STATUS," bellowed the powergoy |
04/02/25 |
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got raped. men had sex with me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
04/02/25 |
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Emilio pulling up in 1987 Lambo Countach, blasting Kyrie, golden in pass. seat |
04/02/25 |
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Boomers once again largest group of homebuyers |
04/02/25 |
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got raise. wife had sex with me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
04/02/25 |
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Ocean's 14: the gang gets back together to steal copy of Mario Kart from Gamesto |
04/02/25 |
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Slate: This Map of "Mario Kart Deserts" Shows We Have A Long Way To Go |
04/02/25 |
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lol at Musk lighting $22,000,000 on fire to lose Wisconsin SCOTUS race 🤣 |
04/02/25 |
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Nintendo Clarifies $90 Mario Kart Price Doesn't Include Tip |
04/02/25 |
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Goyager 2 requires a subscription to continue sending data every month |
04/02/25 |
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And the LORD showed Scalia all the land of NOLIBS & said this is the land |
04/02/25 |
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New Nintendo investment program 401kart lets you save up for games |
04/02/25 |
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Goyager 2 space probe has gold disk with information on benefits of Realtors |
04/02/25 |
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NAACP: "Mario Kart inaccessible to teens" |
04/02/25 |
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"Do kids in the schools here have the new mariokart game?" he asked the realtor |
04/02/25 |
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got raise. wife cheated on me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
04/02/25 |
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libs if u don't want to deal with the tariffs ur welcome to get in the crystals |
04/02/25 |
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PSA: there is a hidden word filter on XO no one ever notices |
04/02/25 |
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got mario kart. wife had sex with me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
04/02/25 |
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Autoadmit.com falling for the "Open World" meme |
04/02/25 |
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Scott Bessent: "High priced Switch 2 games can be a good draw for children |
04/02/25 |
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Switch 2 was better than I expected tbh |
04/02/25 |
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Trump Pardons Fraudster who stole $80 million from Native Americans (link) |
04/02/25 |
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Each of your kids asking for their own copy of the new Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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"Wanna see a magic trick?" (slaps $500 price tag on rectangular screen) |
04/02/25 |
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New MarioKart is worth it to have the updated 2025 rosters |
04/02/25 |
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NY AG Indicts Car Wash For Charging Jews $170 Passover Special For $50 Car Wash |
04/02/25 |
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JD Vance needs to put out a tweet assuring affordable Mario Kart asap |
04/02/25 |
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Masked ICE agents just snatched up college student who supported $90 Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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"Even my Switch 2?" "No, that has No Games" |
04/02/25 |
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Grand Theft Auto 6 might as well cost $800 fuck it |
04/02/25 |
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job hunting = "who should i pretend to be next?" |
04/02/25 |
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"Father, we must Lower the Kart Price," Barron writes Donald |
04/02/25 |
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Nintendo Clarifies $90 Mario Kart Price: "It's per month." |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Kart falling for the "Open World" meme |
04/02/25 |
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Black preacher Kyrie Eleison |
04/02/25 |
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"The fuck is that, Christopher?" "Mario Kart, T. We can sell these for |
04/02/25 |
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Make college admissions GPA and SAT based only with a lottery system |
04/02/25 |
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Judge Boasberg emergency injunction says that Mario Kart will cost $120 |
04/02/25 |
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Its called the "Switch 2" b/c when you see the game prices, you'll switch to PC |
04/02/25 |
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"But we know what's in those games! It's microtransactions!" "Get this hothead |
04/02/25 |
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Doodikoff date asking if she can have copy of Mario Kart "for the road, haha" |
04/02/25 |
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Anna Paulina Luna flashing her tits to protest Mario Kart prices (link |
04/02/25 |
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60% of Americans carry a credit card balance- CNBC |
04/02/25 |
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How MarioKart became the exclusive online dating platform for the rich (NYT) |
04/02/25 |
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Saudi oil sheikh tiles floor with MarioKart cartridges |
04/02/25 |
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"But this is a Switch 2! There's no games for you to play!" "Then why are you |
04/02/25 |
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Hey I heard you were a homo, whoaa oh oh oh oh |
04/02/25 |
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Hilarious how much everyone complains about dating these days |
04/02/25 |
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Commissioner Gordon lights up Diddy Kong Racing signal in the sky |
04/02/25 |
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Yeah Becky, he's cute, but he doesn't even own a copy of Mario Kart World |
04/02/25 |
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Will be 180 if Musk goes back to Tesla |
04/02/25 |
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egirl ends doodikoff date by ordering a mariokart to go |
04/02/25 |
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Rich rappers at strip club making it rain with copies of mariokart |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Kart price proves inflation too high; google Super Mario Inflation to lear |
04/02/25 |
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Summon: Dr Greger 🧐 |
04/02/25 |
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If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college |
04/02/25 |
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"And who alone is capable of affording Mario Kart?" "Only Bill Gates" |
04/02/25 |
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Libs are so fucking stupid and gay |
04/02/25 |
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Bowser laughing as he pulls 90$ in coins out of your wallet |
04/02/25 |
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Thing Elon doesn't realize is the public doesn't like billionaire string-pullers |
04/02/25 |
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if u believe bodies are made up of tiny "atoms" ur an idiot |
04/02/25 |
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direct correlation between increase in Bay Area street poop incidents and h1bs |
04/02/25 |
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Boomers pricing Millennials out of Mario Kart purely out of spite |
04/02/25 |
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To the Mouse blasting "Kyrie Eleison" in Redwall Abbey, please: |
04/02/25 |
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Could just be me, but THEM telling Ye/Kyrie what to do kinda proves their point |
04/02/25 |
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NASA operating Goyager 2 space probe with Switch 2 controller |
04/02/25 |
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LMAO London is so fucking lost |
04/02/25 |
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should i become a sanitation engineer |
04/02/25 |
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Iranian clerics mulling new fatwa over $90 Mario Kart price |
04/02/25 |
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NY AG Indicts Game Co. For Charging Nerds $90 Switch 2 Special For $50 Car Game |
04/02/25 |
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Cory Booker gesticulating at graph showing Mario Kart price increases |
04/02/25 |
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*Friar Laurence Whistling *1800KARZ4KIDZ* as he mixes Juliet's potion* |
04/02/25 |
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"Open World" gaming exploits powergoy protestant work ethic. Do the task goy! |
04/02/25 |
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Only THIRD night back in "WEST" and already seeing LOLZY shit |
04/02/25 |
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1-800-FAT-CUNT |
04/02/25 |
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Post-hoc stitching together choices and random events as a "life narrative" lol |
04/02/25 |
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New Mario Kart game features virtual truckstop where you can sell hole for coins |
04/02/25 |
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$90 Mario Kart smh 2 nukes wasn't enough, re open the internment camps |
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