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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Just use this" (Chad tossing redditor's gf his Mario Kart cartridge) |
04/02/25 |
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Spaghetti waitress gasping in horror as man lures azn child into van w Mario Kar |
04/02/25 |
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Scrooge McDuck dives into vault full of Switch 2 cartridges |
04/02/25 |
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Tesla Cybertruck the least popular car in MarioKart benchmark testing |
04/02/25 |
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Remake of Blank Check just kid buying a copy of Mario Kart and playing it |
04/02/25 |
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with prices like these I can no longer afford to let weirdos online groom my kid |
04/02/25 |
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Trump tariff means MarioKart will cost $149.99 + incel tax |
04/02/25 |
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1-877-KART-4-KIDS |
04/02/25 |
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Bloomberg sending Earl a Switch 2 and Mario Kart to shill for him online |
04/02/25 |
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and when you have MarioKart they let you do it, you can do anything, grab 'em by |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Kart Switch 2, special Luigi Mangione edition, signed by Luigi |
04/02/25 |
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reminder that your dad bought MarioKart at 19.99 |
04/02/25 |
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this dump is a front for the jewish mafia |
04/02/25 |
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"A lot of loyalty for impoverished wagecucks" the Nintendo CEO chuckled as the r |
04/02/25 |
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Musk handing out copies of Mario Kart at WI rallies and still lost |
04/02/25 |
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*AOC voice* "Here's your problem" *pulls 6 inch yarmulke off head* |
04/02/25 |
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Nothing is worse than logging into xo mid-forcememe. |
04/02/25 |
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California ballot proposal would exempt 65 and older from sales tax on Mario Kar |
04/02/25 |
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County Musk campaigned in in WI flipped from Trump to Dem the most... WHY? |
04/02/25 |
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Boomers making coffins out of Mario Kart cartridges rather than give to heirs |
04/02/25 |
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Total Redditor Impoverishment |
04/02/25 |
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Luigi Mangione realizing he killed the wrong CEO after hearing Mario Kart price |
04/02/25 |
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Now THAT’s what I call a faggy thread - volume xoxo |
04/02/25 |
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CSLG: Emergency $90 for Mario Kart - released 6/5 in USA |
04/02/25 |
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Need a phenotype MFE to explain & categorize Steve Wozniak |
04/02/25 |
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trying to accidentally spill hot starbucks coffee on mario kart at drive thru |
04/02/25 |
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Editorial in The Economist tepidly defending Mario Kart prices |
04/02/25 |
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Family court judge sighs at docket full of Mario Kart custody cases |
04/02/25 |
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asking CSLG to spot you 300k for MarioKart |
04/02/25 |
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MPA's wedding to Xerxes won't begin until 10pm and dinner served at 1am |
04/02/25 |
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Elon announces all karts in next Mario Kart will be teslas, game will be $700 |
04/02/25 |
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the noise outside is insane in springtime |
04/02/25 |
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Luigi targeting game CEOs after being denied Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Millennials giving up starbucks and guac to afford latest MarioKart |
04/02/25 |
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Cowgod parachuting into Gamestop in protest price gouging |
04/02/25 |
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Princess Peach politely declining to let doodikoff choose her in Mario Kart |
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Personal Finance+Mario Kart drifting advice: Just slide and let it do what it do |
04/02/25 |
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Indiana Gamestop denying subway cookie display trade-in |
04/02/25 |
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Best Buy offering "blue shell" promotion for low-income Mario Kart customers (li |
04/02/25 |
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Trump urgently sending 5 million Mario Kart copies to Israel |
04/02/25 |
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Wearing one of Donkey Kong's barrels after buying Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Putin fights back against sanctions with sovereign mario kart fund |
04/02/25 |
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Can we nip this retarded Mario Kart forcememe in the bud pls thank |
04/02/25 |
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the Miserly Pricing Adjustment |
04/02/25 |
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No 2 countries with Mario Kart ever went to war with each other |
04/02/25 |
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evan39, a grocery store worker, has multiple copies of the new MarioKart, why? |
04/02/25 |
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Mario took a job as the CEO of an insurance company subsidiary. not its luigicar |
04/02/25 |
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Trump: "Plumbers and drivers deserve to make more." |
04/02/25 |
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Being a teen in the 90s was a gift we never knew we were given until it was over |
04/02/25 |
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“I did that!” sticker on Mario Kart showing Trump getting assraped by DKJr. |
04/02/25 |
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STRAiGHT! To! The Wild Wild West!! |
04/02/25 |
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Mario? Prerequisite: Affluence! |
04/02/25 |
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Exeunt: is $90 a good entry for Mario Kart? |
04/02/25 |
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j shad exclaiming "crumbs!" as he sees the new mario kart prices |
04/02/25 |
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Here, if you have a mariokart, and I have a straw. Now, my straw reaches acroooo |
04/02/25 |
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Getting job as plumber to afford to buy Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Schoolkids are now saying their uncle doesn't work at Nintendo |
04/02/25 |
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James Joyce Jr. tp issuing blank check for Super Maria Fart |
04/02/25 |
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the price is high because of MarioKartel |
04/02/25 |
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Disco Fries poverty spamming after kids ask for Switch 2 Mario Kart bundle |
04/02/25 |
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Multiple Hinge dates demanding doodikoff take them to GameStop, why? |
04/02/25 |
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got doordash for the first time, convinced me America needs to die |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Kartier |
04/02/25 |
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Doodikoff telling bored date that Forza on Gamepass is better than Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Cheaper to actually resurrect and ride on a dinosaur than to buy Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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Traded in my BMW X7 for 50% off Mario Kart |
04/02/25 |
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"Here we goooo!" (Mario on his way to take out a secured loan to buy Switch 2) |
04/02/25 |
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Your disappointed father, paying $90 for your Mario Kart wedding reception gift |
04/02/25 |
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did anyone here do "unpaid internships" 10-15 years ago |
04/02/25 |
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Middle aged lawyer experiences 2nd mini puberty in mid-40s. |
04/02/25 |
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Anna Paulina Luna flashing her tits to protest Mario Kart prices (link |
04/02/25 |
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Eric Adams feigning ignorance about truckload of Mario Kart in his driveway |
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this country is a inane dump filled with cannibalistic sadists |
04/02/25 |
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new Mario Kart fake power up box now auto-debits your bank account if hit |
04/02/25 |
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Cravath reaches deal with Trump admin to provide free Mario Kart to White House |
04/02/25 |
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Anyone else pay for ChatGPT Pro? Well worth it IMO |
04/02/25 |
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Somebody come get her, she's dancing for a mario kart |
04/02/25 |
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"You're an expensive game." "For you." |
04/02/25 |
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Please clap |
04/02/25 |
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WLMAS putting Trump "I did that!" stickers on Mario Kart World at Bestbuy |
04/02/25 |
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Lil Wayne - The Karter VI dropping soon |
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RSF, CSLG competing to see who can eat more copies of Mario Kart |
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what’s your favorite type of billable hour? |
04/02/25 |
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Mr Kurtz easily beating Congolese villagers in every race in Kart of Darkness |
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Dubai Mario Party Porta Potty |
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New Rapper Karti B Flashing Her Wealth In Ostentatious New Music Video |
04/02/25 |
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$500 for a Nintendo with 1080p? Lmfao! |
04/02/25 |
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I PUT THAT KART IN YO FACE NOW WHATCHA GON DO WIT IT |
04/02/25 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use Switch 2 Joysticks at your wedding recep |
04/02/25 |
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Jen Psaki at dinner: do you think Mario Kart World is a lot of money? |
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Goyager 2 beaming back "exclusive Gaza beachfront home investment properties" |
04/02/25 |
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as an employer, a hot 20-something for wagecucks to lust over is worth $10k+/yr |
04/02/25 |
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your daughter travelling to Dubai for "easy MarioKarts" |
04/02/25 |
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Yoshi getting "pain injections" in Chatsworth after blue shell collision |
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Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to race Karts online |
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Bootlicking protestant work ethnic emergency thread |
04/02/25 |
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CSLG getting Matt Gaetz to agree $90 is a fair price for Mario Kart |
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Immortan Joe warning you against becoming addicted to Mario Kart |
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Credit card companies adding "TSINAH gets a Switch 2" to risk factors |
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Nintendo Requiring Mario Kart Pre-Orders To Be "Fully Collateralized" (WSJ |
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I'm fine with America being filled with Haitians and MS-13 if Mario Kart is $59 |
04/02/25 |
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"And kart racing games were under $100" u tell your mulatto grandson |
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CSLG sushi spot now selling $90 glasses of water (Mario Kart not included) |
04/02/25 |
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Mario Tarts: These Nerds Turned To OnlyFans To Afford Switch 2 Games (DailyMail |
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California lawyer suing Nintendo for "permanent damage to client's pocketbook" |
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getting tired of "work" |
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the protestant idea of working until you hate yourself is remarkable |
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NASA agreeing to 500 year extended warranty for Goyager 2 space probe |
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Mitt Romney should be deported to El Salvador dungeon too |
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"Mario Party" but it's room full of Redditors pooling $ for 1 copy of Mario Kart |
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Hunter Biden credited as "Art Director" for new Mario Kart |
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NASA paid Jiffy Lube for new air filters every oil change on the Goyager 2 |
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"See this Switch 2 game? This game cost more than you make in a year |
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anyone else skimp on chatgpt pro and pay for flights out of the us? |
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Firm end of year bonus: used copy of Mario Kart |
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"No! They're expecting one of us to pony up for the gamerslop, brother" |
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Leaked Nintendo Emails Around Mario Kart Pricing: "This is for Hiroshima |
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Neon Ash -- A short story be Scrivener's Error |
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I can charge $90? No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you w |
04/02/25 |
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there is an invite only MarioBlackKart |
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NASA using Klarna to pay Raytheon for Goyager 2 parts |
04/02/25 |
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Nintendo offering "Doordash-esque" payment plan option for Mario Kart (link) |
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CSLG providing Crash Team Racing to all his employees |
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Photoshopping copies of Mario Kart into background of all your dating profile pi |
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Doordash partners w/ Nintendo, deliver in a kart IRL to a copy of the new game |
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Trump: "Biden 'totally responsible' for Mario Kart inflation." |
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Turning US allies into enemies is actually 180 bc it makes libs MAF |
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Cashier proudly displaying their Yeti mug next to %tip selection buttons |
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Goyager 2 happily thinking about how many miles it's earning on mission |
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Goyager 2 came with the "Peace of Mind" extended customer service package |
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Goyager 2: Twice as many Yeti Coolers as Goyager 1 |
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DOGE fires Forest Service supervisor who pre-ordered Switch 2 |
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Zelensky requesting US provide 10,000 copies of Mario Kart for 'morale reasons |
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"EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT BONVOY GOLD ELITE STATUS," bellowed the powergoy |
04/02/25 |
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got raped. men had sex with me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
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Emilio pulling up in 1987 Lambo Countach, blasting Kyrie, golden in pass. seat |
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Boomers once again largest group of homebuyers |
04/02/25 |
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got raise. wife had sex with me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
04/02/25 |
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Ocean's 14: the gang gets back together to steal copy of Mario Kart from Gamesto |
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Slate: This Map of "Mario Kart Deserts" Shows We Have A Long Way To Go |
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lol at Musk lighting $22,000,000 on fire to lose Wisconsin SCOTUS race 🤣 |
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Nintendo Clarifies $90 Mario Kart Price Doesn't Include Tip |
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Goyager 2 requires a subscription to continue sending data every month |
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And the LORD showed Scalia all the land of NOLIBS & said this is the land |
04/02/25 |
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New Nintendo investment program 401kart lets you save up for games |
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Goyager 2 space probe has gold disk with information on benefits of Realtors |
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NAACP: "Mario Kart inaccessible to teens" |
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"Do kids in the schools here have the new mariokart game?" he asked the realtor |
04/02/25 |
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got raise. wife cheated on me 3 times between 4am-5:30am |
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libs if u don't want to deal with the tariffs ur welcome to get in the crystals |
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