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🚨🚨 Kash Patel: FBI has started arresting HAWAII JUDGES: 🚨🚨 |
04/25/25 |
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TSLA EARNINGS: MISSED MASSIVELY. LMAO 180! |
04/25/25 |
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Pinkerton turns 30 next year |
04/25/25 |
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ITT suggest punk songs for an acoustic cover set. |
04/25/25 |
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OpenAI staff say Sora's secret is training on "corpus of CapTTTainFalcon links" |
04/25/25 |
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Thank god CapTTTainFalcon is back |
04/25/25 |
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JD Vance tricked into opening CapTTTainFalcon link during debate |
04/25/25 |
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Grizzly Bear Plunges Through Ice While Fishing @ Grand Teton National Park |
04/25/25 |
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New Dem strategy: cuss a lot - link |
04/25/25 |
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rate the majesty of this circuit judge's opinion (link) |
04/25/25 |
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Jordan Peterson is schizophrenic |
04/25/25 |
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Fact: ever since WWII we've let Japan baldly lie about how much money it has |
04/25/25 |
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Watching Every Single Val Kilmer Movie in Chronological Order |
04/25/25 |
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In hindsight Matress Girl was top tier performance art |
04/25/25 |
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insane that optimal financial strat= take millions in debt and never pay it back |
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Everytime it rains water pools up under my floorboards |
04/25/25 |
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French teen stabs high school classmate to death, wounds 3 others guess race |
04/25/25 |
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Donations for auto admit poster arrested on exaggerated charges |
04/25/25 |
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WSJ: Hegseth raging at military brass who keep leaking his fuck ups to the press |
04/25/25 |
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Women with $80k in journalism school debt telling you about Black Twitter |
04/25/25 |
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Talking a shy St. Olaf music major out of her clothes tp |
04/25/25 |
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Indiana Jones fighting Sulko on train: "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!" |
04/25/25 |
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Trump agenda hits snag: Crystal prisons for libs impacted by China rare earth |
04/25/25 |
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OpenAI's o3 is far smarter than any other AI model |
04/25/25 |
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CSLG: Emergency $300k for Al Pacino / Katie Holmes film - shooting 5/5 in Italy |
04/25/25 |
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Lmao fell for XO AI model, three years of poasting |
04/25/25 |
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disco fries is like reverse mr micawber |
04/25/25 |
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This article makes it sound like China is negotiating with Trump |
04/25/25 |
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lsd rating poasters as what AI thinks they look like based on their moniker |
04/25/25 |
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Who tf is Kevin Gates anyways |
04/25/25 |
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who was *the* quintessential millennial slut? |
04/25/25 |
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CA GOP Candidate Proposes Forcing Migrant Women to Marry American Men |
04/25/25 |
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TRAVELOGUE: College visits in the Southeast |
04/25/25 |
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Trump is the ultimate example of a boomer failing upward |
04/25/25 |
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White Lotus Season 3 review |
04/25/25 |
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Schwarzenegger's kid looks like a twink |
04/25/25 |
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OLD TELL: spelling it "boy" instead of "boi" |
04/25/25 |
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Name analysis proves this is a weak qb draft |
04/25/25 |
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Lmao fell for tinder AI model, three weeks of texting |
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Track and Field Girls, thoughts? |
04/25/25 |
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Dude wifed up Riley Reed, formed babby (pic) |
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Cons you could have had Canada |
04/25/25 |
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HI judge blocks Trump effort to require citizenship proof to register to vote |
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LifeLock calling TSINAH to alert him that his credit score went up |
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disco fries, the County Tax Assessor has completely lost his mind |
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Who wears the most makeup: Trump, Vance, or Hegseth? |
04/25/25 |
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We're T-minus 2 weeks away from Covid-like empty shelves in Walmart |
04/25/25 |
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Just bought first stock on fidelity. Do they mail you stock certificates? |
04/25/25 |
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Rate the 19 y/o white girl who had BSDM sex w/ Shannon Sharpe 100 times |
04/25/25 |
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Cheapest Hotel that isn't hell in MFH? |
04/25/25 |
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Johor Baru, Malaysia is TTT |
04/25/25 |
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CNN: Trump seen wandering arnd local Panda Express negotiating Tariffs |
04/25/25 |
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Obeezy why aren't you bumping crypto threads? You poor faggot |
04/25/25 |
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Tracking lsd’s prediction that Clinton Obama and Biden will be arrested |
04/25/25 |
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Trump: “OMG Vladdddd stoppppp hehehe you’re so crazy daddy!” |
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So Trump already fully neutered, unpopular, and midterms will be bloodbath? |
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Why is China saying Trump is lying about tariff talks? |
04/25/25 |
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How Do XO Poasters Have Almost-College Aged Kids? |
04/25/25 |
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“Nasty Jerome Powell’s tariffs have been a TOTAL DISASTER” - Trump truth s |
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Well, did the govt dysfunction spread to the park that gives money to Jews? |
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How to respond when your GF asks: “How’d you sleep?” |
04/25/25 |
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Trump agrees to be interviewed by reporter Hegseth leaked war plans to |
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Trump: “hey chairman long time no talk haha negotiation tapas this weekend?” |
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OpenAI is crushing Grok and others in the LLM market |
04/25/25 |
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mpa waking up 30 minutes early to thoughtfully review every nightcrew shitpoast |
04/25/25 |
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i should put this radiation by my balls & hold it up to brain (smartphone user |
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wait, they don't love you like i love you |
04/25/25 |
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another fat slob russian “general” got zapped in Moscow (video) |
04/25/25 |
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Wife offered to give me a sloppy blowjob tonight |
04/25/25 |
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Netflix listing batteries not included under Black Voices category |
04/25/25 |
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Andrew Dice Clay voice: "Ineffable? Well, I effed her! Ohhhh!" |
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How funny/sad would mass shooting at burlesque show be |
04/25/25 |
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Coach Prime feeling The Man's big cock sliding into his fag hole |
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Jupiter’s moon Io says “180” on it not flame |
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It's 2000. You're listening to Smashing Pumpkins and chatting w ur crush on AIM. |
04/25/25 |
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Black guy dying first in A Quiet Place b/c of fire alarm |
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"Wow, you really are a BIG lawyer," Marissa Mae giggles as she unzips your pants |
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Attractive security guard at Whole Foods spanked with tennis rackets (link |
04/25/25 |
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Guy cut me off on freeway. Went to his house, raped his kid. Left a $75 iTunes |
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Ghost of J Shad shouting “escalate kino!” as your wife goes to sleep on hone |
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Porky’s List scene where kids spy on the Auschwitz women’s shower |
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“I have a crush on Rainbow Dash,” your new brother in law confides at the we |
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“But ur on a diet!” u say as ur gf buys candy from subway blacks |
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The hottest girl in ur HS sliding a red hot length of chain along her bald pussy |
04/25/25 |
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Rate this Hotline Miami-themed Suicide Girls group set (6 chicks) |
04/25/25 |
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Shy girl who had crush on u in hs stealing ur watch at reunion to put in pussy |
04/25/25 |
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*Diceman voice* “Eyy, bitch, where’s my FUCKIN’ Zoloft?” |
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"gay marriage is very important. Oh, eww, you mean to each other?" (ACB |
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Rhode Island softball coach suspended for 'implied nude' team shoot |
04/25/25 |
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in the near future, all women will be sex workers, all men, gooners |
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The Wedding Guest from Rime of Ancient Mariner explaining why he missed friend's |
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"Mulder, you actually think a buck breaker is responsible?" "It fits the pattern |
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"However, researchers say that facts can be deceiving." |
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Ukraine takes out Russian senior military official with car bomb |
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Reddy Kilowatt jerking off as the Honey Nut Cheerios bee fucks his wife |
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Ted's Mail and Jail: The Unabomber Story |
04/25/25 |
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Candyman but it’s if you say “Danny Casolaro” 3x Siri reports u to FBI |
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Ted Bundy flying paraglider into open window of Chi Omega house |
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"Lol take that Jews" u gloat on phone as u wait 4 CVS employee 2 unlock toothpas |
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TSINAH in thigh-highs getting kicked out of Melvyn's |
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CIA analyst: "You mean a Muslim paramilitary org?" "No a Muslim paralegal org |
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Imperious fae MBA student sneering at your passport w/o Magonia stamp |
04/25/25 |
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And Barron, he's very good, okay, he's helping us with the nucklavees |
04/25/25 |
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new monikers, my friend. special price, just for you, habibi! |
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ricky spinning dreidel to decide whether to shoot hobo or give him $100 |
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XOer trips during speech, lifts fly out, audience hysterically laughs |
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Are there any irl comedians that are edgy enough for boner police right now? |
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Every "dressed up" NFL draft bro attending Draft are dressed like effete fags |
04/25/25 |
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AOC blowing out way too early, needs to keep her FUPA under control |
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hey |
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NFL GMs credit legal blog's "lolling at 'Shedeur' Sanders" threads for alerting |
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finally gonna watch slaughter high tonight have had theme stuck in my head |
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The Rat has pulled ahead of Big Titty. How can Big Titty catch up? |
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"Mr. Santos, how do you plead?" "Eagerly, and on my knees." |
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George Santos asking for house arrest "but at Steamworks, not at my house" |
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George Santos @ sentencing, licking lips, asking for communal shower prison |
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Prole cousin just paid $3000 for a 2008 Prius with 200k miles |
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Everytime libs whine about stocks, another dimension added to Trump's chess game |
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Did regular black people complain about black fat cats on Black Wall Street? |
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Remember that Trump is playing chess not checkers |
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$10 Trillion WIPED off Stocks WORTH it cause Trump building 2 FLAG poles |
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BOTW sales: 34,000,000k ; Skyward Sword: 8,000,000k |
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ITT we discuss *combover* techniques. Norwoods 3+ ONLY. Let’s go! |
04/25/25 |
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On the republican caucus |
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PSA the only people who care about Crimea are jews and they are losing badly |
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I've sacrificed my political career for the love of niggerthreading. |
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HAPPY FRIDAY, NIGGERS! |
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Horrified Trevor Project volunteer suggesting that Jinx try harder to be straigh |
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girthy cock. i want it. i need it. good morning |
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Lockheed & Raytheon shares rise on USAID cuts & tariff chaos (CNBC) |
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Young Jinx muttering "Philistines" after his erotic Pinewood Derby car is |
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i wish he would beat me harder. i deserve it. |
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Mr. Jinx dressing as a Maryland dad to get deported to Latinx super-prison: |
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Spaceporn & The Minor Person Attractions - Everyday I Rape The Gook.mp3 |
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Jinx: STOP! tweeted Whok as the ass rape ceasefire was broken for the 49th time |
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I have a preposterously amazing physique but I'm getting to the age where workin |
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Vodka mixed into red wine is great non alcoholic option for a healthy night out |
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And I said what about buttsex at dooberstein's? |
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no there is no other one |
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"I'm assembling a team" (cucumbers tp in post credit sequence of gay porno) |
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everyone is taking 20g of Creatine a day, right? |
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we’re gay first. everything else is secondary. |
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"no family or friends but 200,000 faggy autoadmit threads" (mainlining on deathb |
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Rate this UF coed - sfw |
04/25/25 |
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Rate this joke about Apartheid-era South African Defense Force(SADF) |
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Ambush By The Border | Sicario (2015) |
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“Still had a better outcome than tsinah” (shooting victim on his fsu experie |
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may a fortuitous housing market crash allow us to buy homes |
04/25/25 |
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yeah hi can I get 6 covids, 8 luigis, and a 9/11 special with fries, thanks |
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My stupid fucking faggot dad gave up whole famlly & future for 3 secs of happine |
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