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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Thinking about starting a "bass guitar of the week" series on xo. |
10/14/25 |
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"chasing pussy" in 2025 is more humiliating than collecting bottles and cans |
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CharlesXII's future Asian wife |
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I have no idea which one is cowgod and which one is OYT anymore |
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The Atlantic: "The time to rise up and overthrow Blondalf Drumpfth is at hand." |
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Giorgia's perfect little bush circa 1992 |
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not now babe I’m in a subthread fight about the McDs app with the vice preside |
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Instead of Passports ppl shld have TRAVEL Credit Scores |
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most zoomer dudes have never "asked out" a girl even once |
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In last 50y US has built 0 Major Airports, Univs, Cities, Train Stations, etc |
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Charlie Kirk and George Floyd have the same birthday |
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“I know you’ll be back” ur son whispers as he lays wreath at foot of JAFAR |
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scott player's helmet |
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WSJ: Trump makes Drake, Judas, Wrassler LEAD BOOKRUNNERS on Fannie/Freddie IPO |
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Had a salad for lunch today not flame. Was actually pretty good. Pic ITT (dupa) |
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Hey DrakeMallard why did you delete your Twitter? |
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Youth trans identifications down by half |
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panther poast-moderns |
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speculation about Vance the poaster (xoxo not mentioned) |
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LMAO Trump is vaxxed |
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I've made $2,923 in options since last Friday, complete masterclass |
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So Letitia 'James' is harboring a FUGITIVE in the house she bought with FRAUD? |
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Fat wife havers vindicated. Regular exercise destroys female fertility (link) |
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Curt Cignetti is destined to take the Penn State job. |
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Do you ever get the sense that ChatGPT is an actual 'being'? |
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place your bets, folks |
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mig and i are about to face 4 blunts and listen to D'Angelo's Voodoo on vinyl |
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In 2021, Xbox said, “We messed up today and you were right to let us know.” |
10/14/25 |
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"Heyyy how was your weekend?" "We need to enslave all women" |
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neon synthwave nightdrive music pulses as ur stage 4 RS7 (anal-engine interface) |
10/14/25 |
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A big thank you to my private driver Zbigniew |
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Ricky played Jafar poasting good and weird and silly From his Jew base on Mars |
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Can someone unironically opine on what the fuck happened to jafar tp? |
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Glad we finally got the bodies of the the Jews Netanyahu killed on 10/7 |
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Vance repeatedly refuses to answer whether Tom Homan kept the $50k bribe |
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does RFK Jr take steroids? he's 71 |
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Vance: “We’re thuper thuper theriouth about invoking the Insurrection Act” |
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Milf at post office had a mesmerizing ass. Will think ahout it all day. |
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jews always win, jets always lose |
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what happened to enemadood |
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we got peace in the middle east before a jets win |
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remember when google couldn't distinguish b/w blacks & gorillas? |
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Odd how (((consuela))) has done zero substack articles on the Switch 2 fiasco |
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"Becky, I want you online" |
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Crazy play in Brewers-Dodgers playoff game |
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Israel Pressures Hamas to Return Bodies, but Gaza's Destruction Poses Challenge |
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relax your shoulders unclench your jaw |
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Girl to bloodacre: "So THAT'S why they call them clitdicks." |
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JD Vance DESTROYS Pocahontas (link) |
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Trump literally the healthiest POTUS the WH doctor has examined |
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Having hair in your 40s is a bigger flex than I ever imagined |
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when is the right time to buy ur daughter her first vibrator? |
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goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat tp |
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Rate Trump’s disqualified former US Attorney for Nevada |
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Hypo: you're a college volleyball coach. Which of these HS recruits are you goin |
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Becky, he has an Audi RS4. Stage 3. No one faster in the streets. I just came. |
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Best Bank With High Transfer Limits |
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The AI Boom and the Spectre of 1929 |
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So Oct. 7 was Hamas going full Leroy Jenkins? |
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so was fizzkidd just some fucking dude this whole time? |
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2060 NYT: Cultural differences may explain "Chimpanzee IQ Gap" |
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Fani Willis computer Bluetooth ID named “Gorilla Grip Pussy” |
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Latest deathvax casualty: 90s R&B icon D’Angelo |
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hot take: bit o honey is the best candy |
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Meloni looks like a smoker |
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"We're basically separated," your wife breezily slurs to Chad at the bar |
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πHAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE FLOYDπ |
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Not a coinmo, why did Trump's China tariff announcement lead to crypto crash |
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Any alcoholic withdrawal MFEs? Just had my first bad withdrawal |
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Roki Sasaki is the next Japanese phenom pitcher |
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Indians fucking DONE scamming on twitter |
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Silver $50 waiting room *official thread* |
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women used to be "bought and held" now they are "HFT'd" |
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Just got the flu shot. Taking praise, scorn, and questions |
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Trump brags about selling Ivanka to the Jews: |
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Thai girl builds prawn hatchery in her cooter |
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You have been banned from /r/bald. |
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Just realized a woman I've been having sex with is AI |
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Hundred of libs now doing nude protest at Portland ICE facility |
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gently nudging ur 5'6 son towards the life of a femboi |
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a blindfolded, shackled doobs, being led onto jpat plane diverted via alaska |
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jewish biglawyers piercing the corporate veil through a sheet |
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RIP D'Angelo (1974-2025) |
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"size doesn't really matter to me", says ur gf glancing at her bad dragon coll |
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"Alaskan PD Caught Teaching Beady-eyed Freak Sprite Enema Technique" (Karlstack) |
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But Becky, he has a five year plan! Hair plugs this year, leg lengthening next y |
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Best way to signal to women that you have $7 |
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Money look sweet. Where at? In the Isuzu jeep! |
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"i'm like a bonus mom" chirps ur new 25yo gf, smiling, to ur kids |
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Single moms should be extremely skeptical of any man who wants to date them |
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What is the likelihood of Hegemon re-upping? |
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IG Reels is now all Racist AI Vids |
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I don’t generally law anymore but I do a pick up law with the boys sometimes. |
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Charles XII is basically one of most famous ppl in politics now. Suck it, Darcy |
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Law School Tuitions are going down with one weird trick |
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where are u on the mohs scale? |
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Boston is reddit: the city |
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Unwired: Life Beyond Coffee and Screens (NYT) |
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"Mr. Halford, are you saying merely entering the 'Hell Room" is blanket consent? |
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MAGA Super Bowl Half Time Show Announced |
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Two Amish girls discussing thoughts on penis while shelling a mountain of peas |
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Wet Ass Pussy |
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HAIR LIKE A BOWL BLACK AS YOUR SOUL ID RATHER DIE |
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i bet tribal hot is like office hot cranked to 11 |
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white trucker bro stops turdskin trucker going the wrong way (video) |
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Bite my lip and close my eyes, a bowl on top and cut the sides |
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you cannot fast travel when tunnel jews are nearby |
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I wanna do a Jim and Pam type courtship |
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i ate the botulism rice |
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ππππππ§ Wednesday π¦ππ ππ¨πͺ |
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Its insane schools let kids have cell phones |
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J. Thomas/Aileen Cannon just fucked Trump in Comey’s case |
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Sorry libs, Trump is going to continue being 100% pro Israel (link) |
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And be a BOWL.. CUT... AUTIST... (got sharp slanty eyes) |
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SCOTUS overturns 1.4 billion judgment against Alex Jones (link) |
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America is fucked if JD Vance becomes POTUS. His kids are pajeets. |
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The Girl with the Dragon Dildo |
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π¨Letitia James INDICTED in NY for conspiracy and MAIL fraudπ¨ |
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Meal Team 6 members nearly die trying to catch lib protester |
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rating poasters as jafar threads |
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Why is Russia getting completely left in the dust in AI research |
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Comey’s lawyers will get to depose Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche |
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This “Waingro” poster seems stupid as shit |
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how does anyone get anywhere anymore |
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"Here in Brussels, I'm a bottom 5 poster who stalked the Box" (DC Poast) |
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"I'm autistic and gay" (to U2 its a beautiful day) |
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Nothing in Cinema has surprised The Peacemaker (1997) starring George Clooney |
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i'd never get it but i actually enjoy the zoomer broccoli top cut |
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Santa Clara Law drops tuition to $50,000 after BBB loan limits |
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Donna Adelson gets life w/o parole |
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is this French girl dressed warmly enough for winter? |
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JJCs most pathetic fake story |
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word on the street is you’re a scamjeet |
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Dan Quayle reading Trump tweets: “haha wow holy shit!” |
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AI got you down? Go ALL IN on a new Sorento at Marco Rubio KIA! |
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Tow truck driver you will be eaten by Feast creatures and spat into pate |
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Gold is skyrocketing, which means inflation is out of control and we hahafucked |
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No one has heard from Matt Taibbi in 2 years. Not one word. |
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Thiel & Scott Bessant sharing a smirk as they pass Mar-e-Lago's Bowling Alley |
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Gene Hackman grabbing xo poaster by the balls |
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Single women should be extremely skeptical of any "dr" who wants to drug them |
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Just realized a woman I've been following on Instagram is AI |
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China has been wrecking domestic industries for decades |
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Jesus knew it would take us 2000+ for us to "get it" |
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As recently as the 90s they made two movies about how awesome Columbus was |
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ancient levantine doctor says fennel and wild carrot will repel homosexuals |
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Is “Please accept my apologies for the delay” alpha? |
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man this place blows |
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Wore NO GOOKS ALLOWED t-shirt, got cheers, applause everywhere |
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