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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Art hoe gf: only wears Brandy Melville, loves to quote Herman Melville |
06/05/26 |
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The Cart of Bellevue: A Story of Modern ZoZo tp |
06/05/26 |
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"But I'm straight," you say to your support group at Bellevue. They all laugh |
06/05/26 |
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There’s going to be a Nintendo Direct next week |
06/05/26 |
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two recent preftigious studies: university humanities are fukt, time to change |
06/05/26 |
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FF7 Remake Part 3 revealed. Full open worlds/airship. Job system. Holy shit. |
06/05/26 |
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Pia Cramling inspecting your penis like this before date with Anna (pic) |
06/05/26 |
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Genius Bear on the loose in Japan |
06/05/26 |
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Seamlessly tabbing between lazy river speed ZoZo and normal speed 4chan tp 🐢 |
06/05/26 |
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Group 2? More like Group JEW lmao |
06/05/26 |
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xo poaster going outside for first time (video) |
06/05/26 |
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millionaire before 2027 despite lawsuit loss (benzo) |
06/05/26 |
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2nd cuz: "OMG my pussy needs a reprieve :)" shrew gf: "here, put on this sleeve" |
06/05/26 |
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“Location confirmed. Sending Seroquel.” |
06/05/26 |
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Indies offer a Reprieve when this site is down |
06/05/26 |
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love Bellevue threading |
06/05/26 |
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The Group 2 Cinematic Universe |
06/05/26 |
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Lab friend recalls “remaining pawsitive 🐾” during ZoZo server outages (li |
06/05/26 |
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"So w/o you Web 1.0 performance art wouldn't get made?" yr gf Anna Cramling asks |
06/05/26 |
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"Diaper 1, ready." "Diaper 2, moving." "Group 2, flanking maneuver engaged. |
06/05/26 |
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"FUCK he pissed off group 2. Get a chopper to the extraction point NOW." |
06/05/26 |
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im group 3 now btw |
06/05/26 |
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A poast for the ages tp |
06/05/26 |
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*a wrinkly puppy waddles up with a beer in his mouth* |
06/05/26 |
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Diaper Queen, young and sweet, only 17 *diaper powder billows and falls on crowd |
06/05/26 |
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The ZoZo Whisperer: J Love Hewitt, Aisha Tyler helping server hamster find peace |
06/05/26 |
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She's TradCatheter, not TradCath tp |
06/05/26 |
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Explain the gap in my poasting? I was on the Server Hamster’s Journey |
06/05/26 |
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a man does not ask the mountain to be shorter. |
06/05/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
06/05/26 |
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I want to cram my cock down Anna Cramling’s big ass Swedish mouth |
06/05/26 |
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Your wife Anna Cramling listening attentively as you explain what "Group 2" is |
06/05/26 |
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Norman Finkelstein RIP |
06/05/26 |
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"ran through" is a spiritual state, not a physical one |
06/05/26 |
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Here's a guide to all my haters |
06/05/26 |
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Musk smuggling his X datacenters into SpaceX so he can rent them to Google |
06/05/26 |
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"Schizophrenic episode." This diagnosis is an "explanation" for your forcememing |
06/05/26 |
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"What's behind the maximum security doors at Bellevue?" "Ohh...that's Group 2." |
06/05/26 |
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Although the State of AAA Gaming is grim, Indie Titles offer a reprieve. |
06/05/26 |
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Library (book stacking) simulator game is a reprieve from reprieves |
06/05/26 |
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Group 2: Group Harder |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
06/05/26 |
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You guys should start paying taxes to Group 2 |
06/05/26 |
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“Group 2” was the gayest thing xo ever had |
06/05/26 |
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who is hosting the group 2 cookout this year |
06/05/26 |
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"And after you graduate college, 20 years or so, you'll TALK to the computer |
06/05/26 |
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So "Group 2" = the best 8-10 poasters from 2014-present? |
06/05/26 |
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Someone explain "group 2" to me |
06/05/26 |
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Michael Jackson apologists: lay out the best evidence he wasn’t a boy rapist |
06/05/26 |
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98% of Jensen Huang's money came from 1. Bezos, 2. Ellison, 3. Musk 4. N/A |
06/05/26 |
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lawman8: "Group 2, engage in the flanking maneuver with Group 1." |
06/05/26 |
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The SpaceX CFO's 17 minute lecture about the future of SpaceX is really BAD |
06/05/26 |
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Datacenters. In space. That can't be upgraded or recycled. That's our vision. tp |
06/05/26 |
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*cue Sonic Adventure theme as you're carted off to Bellevue* tp |
06/05/26 |
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this dump is a jewish murderhole run by a mafia type group of scammers |
06/05/26 |
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Firing up CLAUDE OPUS 4.8 HIGH THINKING |
06/05/26 |
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Benzo's lawyer got his fees comped by the Government before the ruling was made |
06/05/26 |
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My wife's rapist is moving in with us. |
06/05/26 |
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the earth needs to deep tempura batter fry in hell forever |
06/05/26 |
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"I have my fingers in a few pies" (benzo stealing bakery shop display case) |
06/05/26 |
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ITT say your favorite baseball player and I’ll tell you if you’re right or w |
06/05/26 |
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Reddit: What makes you choose retrogaming over modern Gen? |
06/05/26 |
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Its called a stock market recovery and you do it every Monday. |
06/05/26 |
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not my wife! she's traditional |
06/05/26 |
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Weekend starts: 2 days for goyimpiggies to wrestle in mud of pigsty |
06/05/26 |
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o no my coins! |
06/05/26 |
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Blows my mind how common it is to find people taking major shits in dive bars |
06/05/26 |
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At SpaceX, we own a ton of Nvidia GPUs. Just fuckloads and fuckloads. |
06/05/26 |
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realizing i'll be a millionaire in 2024, feel nothing (benzo) |
06/05/26 |
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Official Space X IPO thread |
06/05/26 |
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hot tradwife to trad hotwife pipeline |
06/05/26 |
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*sings "Cart me off to Bellevue" to tune of "I'll be home for Christmas"* |
06/05/26 |
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newly single used off-the-rack post divorce glow up hole tp |
06/05/26 |
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SELL THE RING! BOOK THE TRIP! SUCK THE DICK! |
06/05/26 |
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is your wife ready for HOT DIVORCEE SUMMER? |
06/05/26 |
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Buffy's "Xander" consorting with demons in Hellmouth |
06/05/26 |
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None of us are acting appropriately desperate enough to own AI stonks |
06/05/26 |
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Brazen Pauper Benzo Back To Fake Trading ROFL |
06/05/26 |
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Who wins in a Tommy, Rudolph, Benzo investing competition? |
06/05/26 |
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🚨 JORDAN PETERSON IS BACK!!! |
06/05/26 |
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Anyone else seeing all the AI generated videos of Christmas in the 1990s? |
06/05/26 |
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jews are the most over the top niggerish people imaginable |
06/05/26 |
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Is Bellevue "sold out" right now or can I still get in? |
06/05/26 |
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Female jizz anus |
06/05/26 |
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I am your better fyi |
06/05/26 |
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Black Harvard Westlake WaterPolo Bro Sues; White Teammate Buttraped Him In Water |
06/05/26 |
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STICKY: Board should be fixed + BIGCHANGES roadmap (rachmiel) |
06/05/26 |
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Rate this 16 y/o teen girl who lived life as an XO shut-in alcoholic |
06/05/26 |
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reminder: there is / was no plan at all for a post-Rachmiel autoadmit |
06/05/26 |
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apparently i need a "mommy gf" because |
06/05/26 |
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IT'S ICEMAN SEASON |
06/05/26 |
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if eating cool whip from tub is insane then cart me 2 bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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Wtftommy?The S&P 500 fell more than 2.6 percent on Friday, its worst on |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue “xo wing” features recreations of Davis Polk office, 1992 Pizza Hut |
06/05/26 |
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*Cheers theme song plays as I'm carted into Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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do gay people do the accent when they’re alone |
06/05/26 |
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🚨 THE JEW NUMBERS 🚨 |
06/05/26 |
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The jew numbers are a magic spell cast on the minds of gullible goyim |
06/05/26 |
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Psychotherapist rode my ass hard about going for a psych evaluation again |
06/05/26 |
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My balls are bouncing off Disco's wife's chin and asshole |
06/05/26 |
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We need to talk about the Harvard-Westlake chad who is "digital anal rapist" |
06/05/26 |
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Indiana Bears |
06/05/26 |
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Hey piece of shit CRYPTO BROS - where is ur god now? |
06/05/26 |
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TT Rate These Two British #Tennis Players (PICS) |
06/05/26 |
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friend is worth eight figures but is both BALD and SHORT |
06/05/26 |
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💰 |
06/05/26 |
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Will market crazy MOON with SPACEX IPO? |
06/05/26 |
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Is Bitcoin done? I told people to wait till next year but its 6months later ^ |
06/05/26 |
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clueless married simp giving 'game' advice tp |
06/05/26 |
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Why are Nintendo’s Loser Fans comparing Switch 2’s first year of sales to S1 |
06/05/26 |
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crookcumbers is a darkness unto the nations |
06/05/26 |
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Would you lump sum $1,000,000 into this market? |
06/05/26 |
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My hung black top just raped my wife's Asian boyfriend |
06/05/26 |
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packaging JM classic threads in tranche with spittleflicked quotemo rants |
06/05/26 |
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SOXS is up 30% today and Tommy doesn't own any |
06/05/26 |
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Smells like Turd Spirit |
06/05/26 |
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Frog and Toad circle jerk an oreo |
06/05/26 |
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my irl lawyer friends will never admit they're wrong about anything |
06/05/26 |
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When u are banging a chick dogstyle, do u put your thumb in her asshoal? |
06/05/26 |
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Trimmed pussy that tastes like lemon yogurt |
06/05/26 |
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Cool life hack: You can park anywhere if you put your hazards on |
06/05/26 |
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Alt universe: Rickey Henderson chooses football, rushes for 25k yards, 200 TDs |
06/05/26 |
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tt and rudolph staring dumbfounded as coin lands directly on edge |
06/05/26 |
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"I'm Lesley Stahl," "I'm Bill Whitaker," "and I'm James O'Keefe" |
06/05/26 |
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Turdskin Investments LLC Announces Buying Stocks Again, effective June 2, 2026 |
06/05/26 |
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a 7-letter word for deep tentacles? |
06/05/26 |
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internet based israeli molestation-rape scam |
06/05/26 |
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ITT say your favorite bass player and I’ll tell you if you’re right or wrong |
06/05/26 |
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Biblemos, come ITT and answer a small question |
06/05/26 |
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can't watch crypto prices anymore. cart me off to bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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cr to go to law school part time and spend rest of the time in bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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"I'm at Bellevue." "Oh, you're a doctor?" "No, I'm here. Can u pick me up?& |
06/05/26 |
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*walks into Bellevue* "Hello, I have a reservation under Jew. First name, Upset" |
06/05/26 |
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*Poasters in hospital gowns doing La La Land choreography @ Bellevue Psych ward* |
06/05/26 |
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"Right now I'm....in house" he poasted from Bellevue Computer Lab. |
06/05/26 |
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*clicks heels, says 'there's no place like home'* *transports to Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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Insanity work out? Yes, Bellevue has worked out nicely. |
06/05/26 |
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*XO poasters break out into "Thriller" dance in Bellevue ER* |
06/05/26 |
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Which poaster has racked up the most time at Bellevue? |
06/05/26 |
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"Manic Monday" plays to montage of lawyers gurneyed into Bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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Big lawyer: "please send correspondence to my forwarding address, Bellevue Hospi |
06/05/26 |
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"I live in NYC, here's my address." "Uh..it says Bellevue Hospital?" |
06/05/26 |
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XO: "Next Steps in Our Commitment to Bellevue" |
06/05/26 |
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an understanding smile from Bellevue staff as u waltz in for quarterly 5150 |
06/05/26 |
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XOs Wikipedia page reads like a Bellevue psychiatric case history |
06/05/26 |
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these jews are bizarrely evil |
06/05/26 |
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Framed my law degree, my bar admittance & my certificate of sanity from Bellevue |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue doc: "he's having delusions again. thinks men can't be women |
06/05/26 |
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AutoAdmit launches new chain of fast casual forums: Bellevue's |
06/05/26 |
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Bellevue shrink leafing thru your crude sketches of computer screens on t.p. |
06/05/26 |
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