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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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This pager stunt defies explanation. |
09/17/24 |
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On the topic of Drinking |
09/17/24 |
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The Hezbollah pager fiasco may be the funniest mass casualty event in 50 years |
09/17/24 |
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🚨🚨🚨P DIDDY INDICTMENT PDF - SOMEBODY ABOUT TO HOLD HIM DOWN🚨🚨🚨 |
09/17/24 |
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How can she page? |
09/17/24 |
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Tesla FSD literally drives me 99% of the time for just $100/month |
09/17/24 |
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How did the blow up the pagers? |
09/17/24 |
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FBI: Why'd u do it? FR bomber: "Islam." FBI: *slams desk* Don't make me ask agai |
09/17/24 |
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Shitlaw rules. Someone just called 13 times in 20 minutes, no voicemail |
09/17/24 |
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Negro Univ of Maryland President Copied Rocket Science Paper From Aussie Student |
09/17/24 |
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Would you leave your wife if you found out she had a crush? |
09/17/24 |
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Pivotal mistakes that kept companies from the top? |
09/17/24 |
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Time for a beer |
09/17/24 |
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“Sorry babe, not tonight. I got the ick when I saw you texting w Rupinder earl |
09/17/24 |
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who let some aussie bogan make today's wordle |
09/17/24 |
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CNN: Mongolian Hoard Assaulting Great Wall of China; Breach Imminent |
09/17/24 |
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Funny article in NYT a few days ago about the two CEOs of Disney feuding |
09/17/24 |
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Going to XO OHIO this weekend for a BUCKEYE game (RSF) |
09/17/24 |
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When The Side N*gga Catch Feelings |
09/17/24 |
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Wow |
09/17/24 |
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"Jews control EVERYTHING!" *skeptical look * * pager explodes * |
09/17/24 |
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DONNA ADELSON TRIAL: Jury Selection and Review |
09/17/24 |
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Has xoxo ever held a FREAK-OFF? If not, could evan39 organize one for us? |
09/17/24 |
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2 min long Pager U ad about how Israel is essential to electronics manufacturing |
09/17/24 |
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Tesla Nightmare - LJL at morons driving these deathtraps |
09/17/24 |
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“just in case…” biglaw bo$$ wink$ tossing you a new pager |
09/17/24 |
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U.S. still "liveable" friends? |
09/17/24 |
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"No babe, 'anusboy' is my internet friend. 'anus boi' is my hated internet enemy |
09/17/24 |
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You never hear about black wives with dead bedrooms. Odd case |
09/17/24 |
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Sulla did nothing wrong. |
09/17/24 |
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wtf this whole time I thought "nafo" was a real organization or think tank |
09/17/24 |
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Honestly, what idiot buys secondhand electronics from Israelis? |
09/17/24 |
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Watched the original Transformers movie (1986) |
09/17/24 |
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The Bee Gees--Beirut Paging Disaster 2024.mp3 |
09/17/24 |
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You Want Terror? How about we explode you dick |
09/17/24 |
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Secret Service giving Trump a new pager as part of new security measures |
09/17/24 |
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tons of pagers, people getting blasted every night |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Tlaib now instructing all staff to go back to sticky notes. |
09/17/24 |
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Vince McMahon did nothing wrong |
09/17/24 |
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we're costco guys. these kirkland brand pagers get a big...BOOOOOOOM. |
09/17/24 |
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Speed but it's ur blackberry exploding if you go over 50 unread messages |
09/17/24 |
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ITT we speculate what was texted to the pagers to make them explode |
09/17/24 |
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If your minor daughter’s posting nudes, try to limit them to topless (NYT) |
09/17/24 |
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Mothman (Palestinian) Asexuality |
09/17/24 |
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*pager explodes* “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended |
09/17/24 |
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Upsetting that so many innocent people just happened to have Hezbollah pagers |
09/17/24 |
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It's sll been stolen from us..its always been theft though |
09/17/24 |
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A bunch of low life retarded uneducated losers simping for jews in america |
09/17/24 |
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Open your pagers Lebanon, and fire will consume your cedars (Zechariah 11:1) |
09/17/24 |
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Fuck off frauda |
09/17/24 |
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The Mutilating Penispager Attack |
09/17/24 |
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The Mideast Pager Assassinations |
09/17/24 |
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It was all simple wr were all lied to and suffered for nothing:( |
09/17/24 |
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Pager company now set to deliver 10,000 VR headsets to |
09/17/24 |
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Tim Hiedigger, I heard you have a 180 hairline |
09/17/24 |
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Happy Tuesday! or as we say in NYC, Happy Jewsday! |
09/17/24 |
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Drinks tonight? Trying 1 more time, hoping your pager didnt explode, haha |
09/17/24 |
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Bradley Cooper shouting from convertible: "Paging Doctor Eunuch. Doctor Eunuch!" |
09/17/24 |
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"Hold on Babe, I gotta insult a person who disagrees w/ me by calling him Ari" |
09/17/24 |
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actually I started reading Shakespeare at age four. don't like to brag tho 🤷 |
09/17/24 |
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MPA what is your IQ? |
09/17/24 |
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Hezbollah started using paging devices more widely after Oct. 7, experts say. |
09/17/24 |
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Biglawyer's phone exploding when he orders dinner at 6:55 instead of 7:00 |
09/17/24 |
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the Methodical Pager Annihilation |
09/17/24 |
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So, do Hezbollah’s unused Family Plan minutes roll over to next month? |
09/17/24 |
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(((Laura Loomer))) has such easy access to Trump odd case |
09/17/24 |
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NY Post Front Page: Terrorist W/ Balls Blown Off, Headline: JIMMY PAGED |
09/17/24 |
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state the age at which u began reading Shakespeare before I engage u further |
09/17/24 |
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Anyone check on TMF & MND's pagers? They ok? |
09/17/24 |
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Mohammed's Pager Accident |
09/17/24 |
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Has anyone checked on TBF? Is his pager still in one piece? |
09/17/24 |
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Mossad Agent Mordechai "Moti" Rolla Recognized For Lebanon Attack |
09/17/24 |
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NYT: In Sophisticated Mossad Operation, "Free Pagers" Cost Some Their Lives |
09/17/24 |
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Rugged Bollywood men stop traffic with Batman Forever song medley (link) |
09/17/24 |
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Silver Shamrock Novelties identified as supplier of exploding pagers |
09/17/24 |
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I sell you 2800 pagers, my friend! |
09/17/24 |
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Tribute:*****IN THIS THREAD: NUDE PICS OF LENA CHEN***** |
09/17/24 |
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Anytime to know about working at Citi? Thinking about taking an offer |
09/17/24 |
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Where can I get a free pager, too? |
09/17/24 |
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“Hello, who just-“ BOOM |
09/17/24 |
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That roided out Georgian dude broke O'Malley's hip last week. |
09/17/24 |
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Would be hilarious if jshad came back and saw all of his 1 poast threads |
09/17/24 |
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Sometimes I'll pull out my phone and say nigger on the internet mid-irl conversa |
09/17/24 |
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Turd on Birdshit on Turd on Turd Violence in Citigroup's Executive Office |
09/17/24 |
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Under Siege 2 (1995) exploding pager scene |
09/17/24 |
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Outing MASE tp ITT |
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i don't understand the widespread acceptance of t-shirts in public |
09/17/24 |
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Late 1990s under Clinton were the best period of econ prosperity of my life |
09/17/24 |
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giving up all of my worldly possessions to workout at akihabara maid gym |
09/17/24 |
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Our next guest, please welcome ROBERT FAGOT |
09/17/24 |
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Lebanon Pager Attack Out Of Genesis 34 - Rape Of Dinah & Circumcising Nablus |
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jcm rating poasters as works of entertainment |
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The exploding pagers ran on AAA batteries, not lithium-ion |
09/17/24 |
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Biggest myth about American experience: Road trips are fun and worth doing |
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women are prole as fuck now |
09/17/24 |
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New Israeli lithium batteries last for the rest of your life |
09/17/24 |
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Sport rules that should be changed |
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A redditor asked me “why wouldn’t you buy the game digitally” |
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"I'm afraid the pager battery will be quite operational when your friends arrive |
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pager pager muhammed jihad |
09/17/24 |
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turn the page! a new way forward! (said Kamala on behalf of Obama-Biden) |
09/17/24 |
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What's this fraud that Outlook data files must be opened from within Outlook? |
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Free Pagers, My Friend |
09/17/24 |
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ive been playing video games with 40yos who literally rage every time they lose |
09/17/24 |
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keeping my phone in my back pocket from now on |
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why was hezbollah using pagers anyways |
09/17/24 |
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The Jews are just giving these pagers away! |
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How would California know that a business paid me? |
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Biden admin taps Ryan Routh for Ambassador to Portugal (NYT) |
09/17/24 |
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Redditors claiming fast food is a luxury product now (link) |
09/17/24 |
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How's NC a toss-up/ slight edge to Kamala? |
09/17/24 |
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Israeli company offering very low-cost Lifetime Warranty on all new Pagers |
09/17/24 |
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Guitar solo in No More Tears is criminally underrated |
09/17/24 |
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My wife like to flaunt her a-cup tits when she gets out of the shower |
09/17/24 |
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Trumpmos two elections in a row you ran a guy we told you was unelectable |
09/17/24 |
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A testicle gently rocking back and forth with the breeze in a Beirut alleyway |
09/17/24 |
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Why doesn’t someone from Hezbollah just press *69 and see who paged them? |
09/17/24 |
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So an entire generation of Hezbollah terrorists are now infertile? |
09/17/24 |
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How come only doctors and terrorists use pagers nowadays |
09/17/24 |
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How are the guys on r/Muslims taking the whole pager testicle explosion thing? |
09/17/24 |
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Assfaggot, sharklasers, and backspace heading congo line @mpa's wedding |
09/17/24 |
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IDF launches Operation Circumcision |
09/17/24 |
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"Revealed: Taylor Swift's 43 pg Bathroom & Sewage Plumbing Concert Rider" (Vox) |
09/17/24 |
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*cue Day of the Dead (1985) Main Theme as MPA tp’s fat penis flops around wild |
09/17/24 |
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"BEEP! Check that pager, it's alerting you to the EXPLOSIVE DEALS at Marco Rubio |
09/17/24 |
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call me mossad because im blowing up your phone again haha. tapas 2nite? |
09/17/24 |
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"Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I hate niggers too. Hold on, I'm getting a page." |
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exploding water pipers | exploding campaign rallies | exploding pagers |
09/17/24 |
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180 Israel makes every Hezbollah fighter's pager explode (link) |
09/17/24 |
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The Missing Palestinian Appendages |
09/17/24 |
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Well jumpin’ Jehovah! The children of Abraham have done it again! |
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Polls starting to feel more like 2020 |
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Using Zyn at your kids' sports is 180 but feels illegal |
09/17/24 |
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The Militant Penis Amputations |
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Most surprising part of the Lebanon attack: People still use pagers? |
09/17/24 |
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I am the Hezbollah Pager of Deals. I Blow Shit UP! |
09/17/24 |
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RCP definitely going to suppress this one |
09/17/24 |
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Compare past to present quality of play in NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL |
09/17/24 |
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every pager in the world supplied by arab at mall kiosk except for hezbollah’s |
09/17/24 |
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Jimmy John’s and Chipotle are now cheaper than McDonald’s |
09/17/24 |
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fully semi-automatic assault pagers tp |
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Medal of Honor: Pager Assault |
09/17/24 |
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Autoadmit poasters' pagers safe because they're still loading |
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Bros with SAHM wives: how do they feel about the arrangement? |
09/17/24 |
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I can't, my moniker physiognomy |
09/17/24 |
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So Mossad can just make every cell phone in the world explode if they wanted? |
09/17/24 |
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"Yeah. Wow. Okay. Very pretty lady. Very nice. But can you give her more tattoos |
09/17/24 |
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jcm you dumb bitch |
09/17/24 |
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When someone sends you an AA atonement letter, do you have to respond |
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Terrorism by Israel is 180 and totally justifed |
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