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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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SP offers to help serve Karlstack, spends 2 weeks in Brazilian grotto instead |
11/11/24 |
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Karlstack wakes up and goes to dance at the Pink Pony Club |
11/11/24 |
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#Tennis Channel Boomer Says Girl Player Is Bald Like Him, Getting Destroyed On T |
11/11/24 |
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Karlstack wakes up and starts calling people gay on twitter |
11/11/24 |
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Bump this every time btc breaks a new 1k barrier |
11/11/24 |
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Hire this guy on Tiktok to curse out Boss (link) |
11/11/24 |
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Why the Marines guard & fly POTUS |
11/11/24 |
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What's the verdict on Weezer? Any staying power? |
11/11/24 |
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Kai Trump now calling Elon "uncle" (pic) |
11/11/24 |
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Rate the dinner I made for my family tonight (snoot) |
11/11/24 |
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Is snoot brat? |
11/11/24 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/11/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/11/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/11/24 |
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A homeless man swung a shopping cart at me. I said sorry. |
11/11/24 |
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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his. |
11/11/24 |
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Evan39: HR says my harassment is just ‘locker room talk,’ friend. |
11/11/24 |
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Vote to ban AIgenslop ITT |
11/11/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
11/11/24 |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
11/11/24 |
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Elie Mystal: WE NEED OUR OWN JOE ROGAN (link) |
11/11/24 |
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The car in the grocery lot had been there for days. So had the note. |
11/11/24 |
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The man outside doesn’t move. Doesn’t leave. |
11/11/24 |
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Daryl’s “frequent prayer breaks” mean I do his work. |
11/11/24 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
11/11/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/11/24 |
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what really drives comedians? |
11/11/24 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
11/11/24 |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
11/11/24 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/11/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/11/24 |
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The self-checkout froze. So did I. (Evan39) |
11/11/24 |
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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand. |
11/11/24 |
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Rate this EPIC photo (CSLG) |
11/11/24 |
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Corporate came to "boost morale." They told me to smile more. |
11/11/24 |
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The body was under a tarp outside the grocery. Nobody called it in. |
11/11/24 |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
11/11/24 |
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Tom’s smoke breaks are longer than my lunch. |
11/11/24 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
11/11/24 |
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Put down $4,200 on Kamala today, will make $10,000 if she wins |
11/11/24 |
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Jerome "forgot" to clock out again. I just stared at the timecard. |
11/11/24 |
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Clean the whole room? Sorry, per local law, hit my daily square footage limit! |
11/11/24 |
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“Height is the supreme nougat” |
11/11/24 |
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How Tall is Tom Homan? |
11/11/24 |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
11/11/24 |
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Over 40 million NW (CSLG) |
11/11/24 |
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Poaster walks into therapist office: “This week, a minority on twitter said |
11/11/24 |
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Evan39 here, Quiet Quitting Meets FMLA: Jerry’s Untouchable |
11/11/24 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
11/11/24 |
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Fast food drive through don't seem so fast anymore |
11/11/24 |
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Keisha invoked the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act. She’s not pregnant. |
11/11/24 |
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Just put $5000 on Kamala to win at +160 |
11/11/24 |
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Nick Fuentes apparently pepper sprayed an angry woman in his doorstep |
11/11/24 |
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Tom Homan is 1800000! |
11/11/24 |
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Did any of the solo lawyers who CSLG helped get rich???? |
11/11/24 |
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Notre Dame posters: I went back to campus first time in 15 years |
11/11/24 |
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Ohio Gov shld appoint USHA to replace JD in SENATE |
11/11/24 |
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fat wife has lost some weight due to serious illness |
11/11/24 |
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THUNE set to win Senate majority leadership |
11/11/24 |
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RATE The ATP Top 8 In Biz Casual (PIC) #tennis |
11/11/24 |
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1995 San Diego tank rampage |
11/11/24 |
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I want to be hit in the head with a pipe&knocked out for at least 7 months |
11/11/24 |
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Coinbase mooning |
11/11/24 |
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Most prestigious way to die? |
11/11/24 |
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Kamala to resign |
11/11/24 |
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My fat wife just got home |
11/11/24 |
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Premise for new show: guy finds out he's actually 5 months older than he thought |
11/11/24 |
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Saw a guy exercising his fat wife at the gym |
11/11/24 |
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Sotomayor says she will NOT resign |
11/11/24 |
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Why is rushing considered a less legitimate way to win than passing? |
11/11/24 |
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Analyst says Kamala will win - link |
11/11/24 |
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Kamala will win libs GA and NC btw |
11/11/24 |
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Looks almost certain that Kamala will win |
11/11/24 |
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MARK MY WORDS: Kamala will win over 315+ EVs |
11/11/24 |
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I, Thomas T. Turdskin, hereby predict Gorgeous Kamala will win POTUS election |
11/11/24 |
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Really worried that the polls are flame and Kamala will win election. Will suck |
11/11/24 |
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Kamala will win Michigan + Pennsylvania + Wisconsin = President Kamala |
11/11/24 |
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My friends all think my girlfriend is fat and ugly |
11/11/24 |
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Biden Stumbles Walking Along The Beach (VID) |
11/11/24 |
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RATE Gal Gadot & Her Dotter - Bat Mitzvah Photo (PIC) |
11/11/24 |
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Are you guys gonna tell your kids not to have intimate contact with vaxxed ppl? |
11/11/24 |
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Drop the "Judeo," it's cleaner |
11/11/24 |
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Archbishop Of Canterbury Buried Story Of Pedo Priest (100+ Diddles), Under Heat |
11/11/24 |
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AI consensus on flightless pteranodons comes from reddit video game thread |
11/11/24 |
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Happy Monday ftriends! 🙃 |
11/11/24 |
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XO Ireland said FURKU to Israel by sending a literal TRANNIE Ambassador |
11/11/24 |
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CSLG's support of Trump is him shrewdly pulling the ladder up after him |
11/11/24 |
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Trump Nominates Extremely Pro-Jew Cong Elise Stefanik As UN Ambassador |
11/11/24 |
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lol so now libs want us to believe that dinosaurs had feathers? |
11/11/24 |
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Headstrong I'll take you on Headstrong like a walking Pteranodon |
11/11/24 |
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A vibrant and colorful coffee shop scene with a woman in her mid-30s, beaming |
11/11/24 |
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Salvaging a shitpoast by adding “tp” to the end tp |
11/11/24 |
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catholic gf is "banal only" - marry or dump? |
11/11/24 |
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*logs into xo. settles in for a long day of shitting on paleontologists* |
11/11/24 |
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good morning |
11/11/24 |
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"Or maybe he's wondering why a dinosaur with wings would walk on its hands |
11/11/24 |
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"He didn't fly so good." (Scientist telling you Pteranodon walked around on hand |
11/11/24 |
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Was out of the country for weeks, just making sure u guys are still fags. Well? |
11/11/24 |
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Going to swing Apple for the next day or 2 |
11/11/24 |
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??? |
11/11/24 |
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Anyone read John Hackett's "The Third World War" books? |
11/11/24 |
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Fulano why did you retire |
11/11/24 |
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hypo: today you wake up to Zendaya's potato head looming over you, even blocking |
11/11/24 |
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Asian PUA disrupting concepts of consent tp |
11/11/24 |
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"Blast on my tits, bro." -- RSF |
11/11/24 |
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1990s: USA Up All Night. Now: Up all night revising PSA |
11/11/24 |
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Lib refusing to give unsafe minority Uber driver bad rating bc of NPR tp |
11/11/24 |
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Pteranodon trying to hobble away on wrists from Jim Kelly's wife's ancestors |
11/11/24 |
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"I can't believe Bryce prefer's Van Patten's answer to the Pteranodon question t |
11/11/24 |
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LMAO at Pteranodons walking around on brittle wrists lol scientists |
11/11/24 |
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Trump calling Pteranodon GRE question “Very weak, an absolute disaster” |
11/11/24 |
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Trumpkins: Richard Grenell was a Romney spokesperson and in Dubya StateDept |
11/11/24 |
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"Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Pteranodon flight explanation." |
11/11/24 |
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"Use AutoAdmit in a sentence." "Okay--I Auto Admit ya to a psych ward pronto!" |
11/11/24 |
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Get up its a beautiful day not to work...oh wait, sorry dickheads |
11/11/24 |
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"where r we on this?" "the stench of death closes in" "ok, COB is fine, thx |
11/11/24 |
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Feeding Biden “winter of death” line means he’s out 2024 |
11/11/24 |
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Know anyone who worked themselves to cancer/serious illness? |
11/11/24 |
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wtf barron trump to get secretary of state |
11/11/24 |
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Trump: I've Placed Lil' Marco Rubio On The Short List |
11/11/24 |
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what really drives lawyers? |
11/11/24 |
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Baron, eyes blazing blue, steps out on stage in stillsuit |
11/11/24 |
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Made my 2% on Cisco stock, now I’m out |
11/11/24 |
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Remember that time when Republican Senate leadership brought us Russiagate by re |
11/11/24 |
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Remember covid “boosters” lmao |
11/11/24 |
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My kids are falling behind on current events. Subscribe to national enquirer cr? |
11/11/24 |
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right now: Barron tp, piggybacking a diapered yoda running laps from NYC to DC |
11/11/24 |
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Alpha Omicron Pi Birdshit Girls outside State Dept screaming "We Want Vivek!" Y? |
11/11/24 |
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Female cop dead second day on the job |
11/11/24 |
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Mr. Jinx sobbing at Kamala rally while wearing his Dukakis/Bentsen '88 shirt: |
11/11/24 |
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girls are using Ozempic to go full blown anorexic and it's beautiful |
11/11/24 |
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I joined a DINK/SINK group on facebook |
11/11/24 |
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doesn’t it feel great when he’s deep in your ass? |
11/11/24 |
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i’m gay, totally gay |
11/11/24 |
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What is a "davante Adams" and why Did the Jets sign him $? |
11/11/24 |
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Jared Kushner just upped his minimum buy-in to $3B to all Arab Princes |
11/11/24 |
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whok finally agreed to share a pic of self (pic) |
11/11/24 |
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seriously though why are they still counting house votes |
11/11/24 |
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LOL Sotomayor is 70 years old?! |
11/11/24 |
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NYT: Aryans at Foggy Bottom, Why Jews Fear Vivek at State |
11/11/24 |
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catholic gf is "anal only" - marry or dump? |
11/11/24 |
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Tell me about living in Alaska |
11/11/24 |
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ARISE WAGECUCKS! Another week of service to your ratfaced masters awaits! |
11/11/24 |
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*libs screaming "nazi!" at Latinos for 4 years in hopes of winning 2028* |
11/11/24 |
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meanwhile, at DNC HQ *shrieking and sobbing sounds* |
11/11/24 |
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What will libs do when they realize Trump won because Latinos are super racist |
11/11/24 |
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poor decisions are 180 |
11/11/24 |
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"Incels VERY confident Trump will finally get them laid" (Fox) |
11/11/24 |
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Ron Paul is 89 years old |
11/11/24 |
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Kamala campaign scandal: blew $1 billion in 100 days; ended $20mill in debt |
11/11/24 |
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