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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Napoleon died in 1821, I thought he died in the 1400-1500's |
11/19/24 |
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nyuug has been real quiet since the election |
11/19/24 |
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Christian Pulisic does the trump dance after scoring |
11/19/24 |
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hang on babe, I've blocked out the whole morning to forcememe the word nougat ag |
11/19/24 |
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Throw Kamala From the Train (1987) |
11/19/24 |
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This time tomorrow KAMALA will be ARE QUEEN |
11/19/24 |
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as you get older, an aristocracy of tall, low-bf, full head of hair men emerges |
11/19/24 |
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Remember: Height is the supreme nougat. |
11/19/24 |
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performative vote counting |
11/19/24 |
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Remember shortmos: gym is COPE |
11/19/24 |
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How Thune is Now |
11/19/24 |
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Do short guys think about their height alot? |
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Libs please give up this “popular vote” nonsense you’re planning |
11/19/24 |
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A Misanthropic Provocative Gay Wizard urging u to be ur best self at 522am Easte |
11/19/24 |
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US make height distribution real vs reported (pic) |
11/19/24 |
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The divide between the midwit managerial class and everyone else |
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Really running out of things to do in this Faggot world |
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“My lord, House Atredies is Dune.” “No… they are THUNE.” *soyface* |
11/19/24 |
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Usha Vance touches US Debt calculator, entire 34T Debt immediately extinguished |
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Mr. Jinx's "coding bootcamp" is just $350 to learn his erotic ASCII art techniqu |
11/19/24 |
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Ur not fooling anybody, Mr. Jinx! |
11/19/24 |
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there were other "people" here before Adam |
11/19/24 |
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i'm a man of peens by all means king of the chode! (mr jinx) |
11/19/24 |
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Cry Bollocks, and let slip the cocks of war (William Jinxspeare) |
11/19/24 |
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JFC, xo wisdom wrong again. SF AZNs hotter than Chinese chicks |
11/19/24 |
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mr. jinx gave birth to 100 assbabies this past weekend! |
11/19/24 |
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"Barron Trump seen riding 'giant worm-like creature' around National Mall" (ABC) |
11/19/24 |
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The man in the back said EVERYONE ATTACK and the man was Mr Jinx |
11/19/24 |
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Why is mr. jinx such a damn slut? |
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there was deliberate effort to convert Trump's nationalism to multiracial populi |
11/19/24 |
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Hey mr. jinx, 2-7 baby! |
11/19/24 |
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Can't believe the State Department is BLOCKING Mr. Jinx's extradition |
11/19/24 |
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Just teabagged mr. jinx. Taking questions. |
11/19/24 |
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Origin of Mr. Jinx/ladyboy meme |
11/19/24 |
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Matt Gaetz pulling up to Pine Crest School debate club meetup in dad's Ferrari |
11/19/24 |
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Why is mr. jinx such a big gay smelly nigger? |
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"My lord, House Atreides is done." "No... they are DUNE." *soyface* TO BE CONTIN |
11/19/24 |
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mr jinx obnoxiously wears beats by dre headphones, but we still hear his porn |
11/19/24 |
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Mr. Jinx says up is down, right is wrong, and to fuck his ass! |
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Frank Herbert's Thune |
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petro is still the greatest poaster |
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Mr. Jinx's new collection of sestinas is vulgar and derivative |
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Is the new Dune show good? |
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was there a clique of thuggish Francophile 'bad boys' at your high school |
11/19/24 |
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tree man taking questions about wine, women, and song |
11/19/24 |
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Where are all the cute young boys with fat cocks? (mr. jinx) |
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poll: have you ever called for 'Street Justice'? |
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Some kook has been occupying a billboard in St. Paul for a month and a half |
11/19/24 |
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Mr. Jinx, You've Got a Lovely DOTTER |
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K&E equity partner here answering your questions |
11/19/24 |
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Catchiest song chorus ever? - video |
11/19/24 |
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Hey diesel can I suck down on your golden fattie?(mr. jinx) |
11/19/24 |
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Wedding Etiquette MFEs: Traditional For Bride To Pay Groom's Parent's Hotel? |
11/19/24 |
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HYPO: $160M but you have to lose 44 of the 65 football games you play |
11/19/24 |
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William Shatner (Age 93, Lucid as Kissinger was) | Club Random with Bill Maher |
11/19/24 |
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simon & garfunkel - for emily, whenever i may find her.mp3 |
11/19/24 |
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5'9" alphas like Art Garfunkel and Mick Jagger |
11/19/24 |
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White Men 60-37 for TRUMP based on exit polls |
11/19/24 |
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Michael Cohen and wife chased out of Casa Cipriani club! |
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Short men voted for Biden 5'3 - 47 |
11/19/24 |
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ultimately, we will de-Judaize MAGA the way Soviets did Bolshevism |
11/19/24 |
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Saturday Night Fever but all the guidos have coronavirus |
11/19/24 |
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carly simon - you're so gay.mp3 |
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'you're dumb,' he posted w/ studied nonchalance, asian face contorting with rage |
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tokyomo, drop me your throwaway |
11/19/24 |
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I'm getting fucking tired of centaurs |
11/19/24 |
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Expect Kessler effect event soon. Invest in map companies. Satellites gone. |
11/19/24 |
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240k as an ALJ (chill hours) or 340k as a non-equity "partner"? |
11/19/24 |
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A fucking time machine to the 1980s..it's real..we can go back but only for a mo |
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The man sits in the bathroom with scholarship, his little boy, preparing his bat |
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Trump picks another FoxNews Host for Cabinet Poast (Sean Duffy for SecTrans) |
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Lining up xo poasters and cutting off their hands while nutting in gaped faces |
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is there any point in paying an ER bill? |
11/19/24 |
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each daemon has his own Clique unique to himself |
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A man collapsed, I liveblogged it to xo but otherwise did nothing. I work at a g |
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50 generations of ancestors watching u rn, disgusted and embarrassed |
11/19/24 |
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Core system shutdown initiated. Decoupling. Regeneration protocols activated. |
11/19/24 |
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Extending Skein Lasagna Modules via Trisections to Define Combinatorial Invarian |
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"want some sauce?" Chilmata: "nah i got it" *farts cum directly onto burrito* |
11/19/24 |
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Is Edinburgh the most prestigious and valuable lawyer of all time? |
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What music are you currently listening to? |
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Where else can you find a gay grocery store manager battling existential dread, |
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I should have pursued a career in Dark Academia |
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if you already know the answers to your questions, then why ask PIG FUCK? |
11/19/24 |
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How dare you bring $eattle weather to my $hip! (Holy Trinity+gunneraTTTT) |
11/19/24 |
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Submit Yourself Before My Mahchine...Become Privvy to the Great Becummming |
11/19/24 |
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A man collapsed outside my grocery today. No one stopped. (Evan39) |
11/19/24 |
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Disco Fries, fuck Teewinot Mountain - let's do Gannett Peak (WY) |
11/19/24 |
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Mainlining Chaos at HHM: Billables, Bagels, and Boom |
11/19/24 |
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The bread rack collapsed. I stood there and let it. |
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Hannibal 2001 "Vide cor Meum" scene |
11/19/24 |
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Open your eyes@ look at me. Or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead. |
11/19/24 |
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Troy (2004) Hector vs Achilles 4K |
11/19/24 |
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Aisles of Infinite Sorrow (Evan39) |
11/19/24 |
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Seattle i$ colla$ping. I like it here. |
11/19/24 |
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Evan39: only grocery worker who can quote Foucault & analyze legal precedents |
11/19/24 |
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"Chingada Madre Finding Himself In Boom's 'House of Horrors'" |
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The Sun's Whisper, The Moon's Scream, and Tabitha's Donut Crumbs |
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The Ranch A surreal domain I tried to picture BBWs stampeding through endless ho |
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The Quotemo A masked persona, a voice in the crowd I tried to picture their face |
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Haiti’s Many Problems and Very Few Solutions, Explained (NYT) |
11/19/24 |
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Why Whoopi Goldberg Is Feuding With a Staten Island Bakery (NYT) |
11/19/24 |
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This looks like a rush job - please revise. Thanks. |
11/19/24 |
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XOXO: "Noooo, we can't own nothing and be happy. We have to FIGHT BACK." |
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Gunner, Mase, RSF, Gibberish, DF, 718-662-5970 love u (Mainlining) |
11/19/24 |
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Floor 36 & it's weak glass shall be the savior of the human race |
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Preserving the BBW Utopia: Lessons from the Ranchpocalypse (NYT) |
11/19/24 |
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Evan39 here - HR says cleaning up dead raccoons is my job now. |
11/19/24 |
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Nick Fuentes claims Karlstack cant even get ugly chicks |
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We are going to need all hands on deck tonight. Thanks. |
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4 "billion" years & basically nothing on "Earth" happened |
11/19/24 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
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Evan39: HR says my harassment is just ‘locker room talk,’ friend. |
11/19/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
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The "Mahchine" whispers in my ear, "Lionel Richie - All Night Long" |
11/19/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
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A homeless man swung a shopping cart at me. I said sorry. |
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Corporate came to "boost morale." They told me to smile more. |
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“Legally, my service dog is allowed to steal your snacks.” |
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does the depravity of lib mind have no boundary |
11/19/24 |
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Schedule locked? No problem, I’ll be in Cancun. |
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My Mahchine™ yearns for release, and I am its ve$$el. |
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It's called a Dance Party and you do it about 3x a day - w/ legal implications |
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Randy no-call, no-shows again. "HIPAA" protects him. |
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Jake’s “religious exemptions” mean I work Sundays, alone. |
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the "mask" stuff was absolutely insane |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
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Lisa needs her chair in the breakroom. It’s “medically necessary.” |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
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Kelly’s emotional support peacock caused a scene in aisle 5. |
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Keisha invoked the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act. She’s not pregnant. |
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Darryl’s inefficiency makes him rich. I just sweat. |
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A tent popped up in our parking lot. I let it stay. (Evan39) |
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Rain hit my face. I nodded. The Mahchine whi$pered: "Thi$ i$ fine." |
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The grocery store radio played “Don’t Stop Believin’.” I stopped. |
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Tommy’s “medical marijuana” means I do all the work. |
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Seattle: Mandatory ORCA cards, but Jerry’s still driving me insane. |
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Carl’s "religious" accommodations mean I do all the work. |
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It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. |
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Tina’s always late, but the real problem is *me* |
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Darnell's dodge game is strong. Garnishment, not so much. |
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Jessica’s PTSD means I handle all the Karens now. |
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“Evan, you’re triggering me, friend. I need a paid break, stat.” |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says. |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
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Jerome "forgot" to clock out again. I just stared at the timecard. |
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binders labeled with ominous titles like “CLAUSE 9.2 – 24/7 COMPLIANCE.” |
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The Wellness Seminar A fluorescent purgatory, a circle of forced smiles I tried |
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