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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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MATT GAETZ SELECTED FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL |
11/14/24 |
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Trump’s Inauguration: Triumph of the Don (HBO’s Rome Style) |
11/14/24 |
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Mainlining Chaos at HHM: Billables, Bagels, and Boom |
11/14/24 |
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Matt Gaetz is so damn ugly 🤮 |
11/14/24 |
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x86 CPUs peaked a few years ago. Intel and AMD are both dogshit now |
11/14/24 |
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Musk: “End Jews in entertainment!” |
11/14/24 |
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Got my first SOLO client |
11/14/24 |
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Most of us are failures, right? |
11/14/24 |
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How dare you bring $eattle weather to my $hip! (Holy Trinity+gunneraTTTT) |
11/14/24 |
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Big Korean Cock is the funniest untruth nyuug made up |
11/14/24 |
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JD Vance turns on Gaetz in vicious tweet (link) |
11/14/24 |
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17 year old passes the ca bar. Will be a DA when she’s 18 |
11/14/24 |
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Dissociation via screens |
11/14/24 |
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Rating poasters as their future presidential appointments in the second Trump |
11/14/24 |
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MASE tapped to head Department of Screens |
11/14/24 |
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I understand logically "why" Kamala chose Walz, but it's still hardly believable |
11/14/24 |
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Steve Bannon: FBI Director |
11/14/24 |
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What percent "White" is Lil Marco Rubio? |
11/14/24 |
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Disco is it possible to do this practice and still be good and fair |
11/14/24 |
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Dear wife, |
11/14/24 |
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"I miss @keyedslime." |
11/14/24 |
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Let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Can we get some blackpilling please? |
11/14/24 |
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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.” |
11/14/24 |
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Will Stancil runs naked through Minneapolis like the Kony guy (vid) |
11/14/24 |
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"Hegemon" nominated as Secretary of Veteran Affairs |
11/14/24 |
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Troy (2004) Hector vs Achilles 4K |
11/14/24 |
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i fucking love getting rid of clients |
11/14/24 |
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨RUBIO AS SOS🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 |
11/14/24 |
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what a glorious week for MAGA |
11/14/24 |
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Girl I went to HS with is still hot, still single. How does this happen |
11/14/24 |
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Matt Yglesias: Kamala will win in a landslide |
11/14/24 |
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Clinton and Obama blown the fuck out - Who is the Dem king now |
11/14/24 |
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Ahh. |
11/14/24 |
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The xo Anthony Bourdain death prediction makes more sense after the documentary |
11/14/24 |
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you can buy SUSHI with food stamps (EBT) |
11/14/24 |
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My Mahchine:"I really like it here. I'm XO, privy to a Great Becumming" |
11/14/24 |
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It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose again |
11/14/24 |
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Doesn't sound like Thune is going to roll over for Trump - video |
11/14/24 |
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After a 2,000-Mile Trip, a Penguin Finds Itself on an Australian Beach (NYT) |
11/14/24 |
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This is your last chance to see the Faggot Super Moon in 2024 (Goop) |
11/14/24 |
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i want to have sex with Kai Trump |
11/14/24 |
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HYPO: How much $ to drive solo from S. Africa to India? |
11/14/24 |
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Yeah I'm pretty fucked addicted to xanax |
11/14/24 |
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Oh dis veddy veddy bad: new CIA Director KASH PATEL |
11/14/24 |
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most realistic, efficient way to kill yourself and max amount of people at once? |
11/14/24 |
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lol Florida’s going to get hit by another hurricane next week |
11/14/24 |
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Neo vs Agents | The Matrix Reloaded [Open Matte] |
11/14/24 |
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Boomers have reigned on high for 3x the length of the Third Reich at this point |
11/14/24 |
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is Ricky ngmi |
11/14/24 |
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Troy | Achilles Takes The Beach of Troy |
11/14/24 |
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The Matrix Reloaded Chateau Fight IS The Greatest Scene in the History of Cinema |
11/14/24 |
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Boom gracefully fighting off deranged stalkers like Neo in Matrix Chateau fight |
11/14/24 |
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a chill imagining of all the collective screams on earth going on right now |
11/14/24 |
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"little guys from NYU with big glasses" |
11/14/24 |
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Former SG Ted Olson "motionless, speechless" when told Trump chose Gaetz for AG. |
11/14/24 |
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its a shame Sinaloa is a cartel warzone - looks like some 180 coastline |
11/14/24 |
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Ragnus named Ambassador to China (People's Republic) |
11/14/24 |
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*Alex Jones voice* "Here's your problem" *pulls 6 inch golbin out of computer* |
11/14/24 |
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a certain *chill* kind of filling a room with suicidality with just your presenc |
11/14/24 |
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a certain 'chill' fratty ramp-up of demonic activity tp |
11/14/24 |
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a certain "chill" "MK-Ultraing" your way into a circle of Zion-Bolshevik elites |
11/14/24 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/14/24 |
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DIY Piping |
11/14/24 |
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David Bowie - Love Is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy).mp3 |
11/14/24 |
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Tywin Lannister melting Ned Stark's sword |
11/14/24 |
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the year is 2026. You have 3,000 paid substack subscribers. |
11/14/24 |
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Who Wrote GoT Season 8? Some Half-Wit With A Stutter? |
11/14/24 |
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A tent popped up in our parking lot. I let it stay. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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A homeless guy washed his hair in our grocery bathroom sink. I said nothing. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
11/14/24 |
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Shanice buried her “aunt” three times this month. |
11/14/24 |
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Tabitha left on FMLA again. I finished her shift. |
11/14/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/14/24 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
11/14/24 |
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“Evan39's creating a hostile work environment - please help me, HR!!” |
11/14/24 |
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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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They built a fire under the overpass. I felt warm. |
11/14/24 |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
11/14/24 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
11/14/24 |
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Keisha invoked the Pregnant Workers Fairness Act. She’s not pregnant. |
11/14/24 |
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Who actually kiled JonBenet Ramsey |
11/14/24 |
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Tom’s smoke breaks are longer than my lunch. |
11/14/24 |
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Daryl’s “frequent prayer breaks” mean I do his work. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39 here, Quiet Quitting Meets FMLA: Jerry’s Untouchable |
11/14/24 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
11/14/24 |
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freedom cities should be special economic zones w/ no-nig covenants enforceable |
11/14/24 |
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PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD |
11/14/24 |
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The man outside doesn’t move. Doesn’t leave. |
11/14/24 |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
11/14/24 |
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A homeless man swung a shopping cart at me. I said sorry. |
11/14/24 |
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Corporate came to "boost morale." They told me to smile more. |
11/14/24 |
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Clean the whole room? Sorry, per local law, hit my daily square footage limit! |
11/14/24 |
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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his. |
11/14/24 |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
11/14/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/14/24 |
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Trump AG pick will be the most consequential of his administration |
11/14/24 |
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I want to be hit in the head with a pipe&knocked out for at least 7 months |
11/14/24 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/14/24 |
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Will Trump's Stock Market EVER go up again? |
11/14/24 |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
11/14/24 |
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Jerome "forgot" to clock out again. I just stared at the timecard. |
11/14/24 |
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Dan Bilzerian goes on 30 minute antisemitic ran on Pier Morgan |
11/14/24 |
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Chinese PLA Air Force Fighter Jet girls are hotter than 99% of US "women" |
11/14/24 |
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the numbers don't make sense anymore |
11/14/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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Could have fun at the Monarch but mainlining doesn't want 2:((Boom) |
11/14/24 |
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Research Boner how is sobriety going |
11/14/24 |
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I now have 333 paid Substack subscribers, 33% of the way to my goal. |
11/14/24 |
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lol all MAGA tards I knew who were celebrating a week ago are now demoralized |
11/14/24 |
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Average libs shouldn't have to pick up the tab for the insane "woke" stuff imo |
11/14/24 |
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Just one fucking blip from god and the firmament can cave down on us all |
11/14/24 |
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nice glad to hear, how's your stinking filthy pussy btw? |
11/14/24 |
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The body was under a tarp outside the grocery. Nobody called it in. |
11/14/24 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
11/14/24 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
11/14/24 |
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Evan39: HR says my harassment is just ‘locker room talk,’ friend. |
11/14/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
11/14/24 |
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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand. |
11/14/24 |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
11/14/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/14/24 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
11/14/24 |
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The car in the grocery lot had been there for days. So had the note. |
11/14/24 |
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Hannibal 2001 "Vide cor Meum" scene |
11/14/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/14/24 |
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Goddamn Nationwide Adderall shortage fuk this country |
11/14/24 |
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credited pre-built gaming computer? |
11/14/24 |
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Hawk Tuah girl's popularity solely because women respect other hot women |
11/13/24 |
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ITT: List your Day 1 first Executive Decision/Order in Oval Office |
11/13/24 |
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infowars BOUGHT today by secret bidder |
11/13/24 |
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Insight into mind of white boomertards who voted for Kamala (pics) |
11/13/24 |
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Does anyone even go to "starbucks" anymore |
11/13/24 |
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Blink 182 has made 16 trips to Israel |
11/13/24 |
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black & white interracial sex seems more alien to me than human-alien sex. why? |
11/13/24 |
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New Meshuggah album fucking sucks |
11/13/24 |
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Give me a zip and a case of backwoods and I'll govern this shit myself |
11/13/24 |
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Don't Cry, Cryo - sleep through the Drumpf presidency |
11/13/24 |
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Why does WV have a RINO senator? |
11/13/24 |
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My dog adores me. Sorry libs! |
11/13/24 |
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Why do blacks use "stays" to mean "lives" |
11/13/24 |
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"Little Marco can do State, I have no doubt about that, he'll do State tremendou |
11/13/24 |
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Prisoner with teardrop tattoo: So what are you in for? Spaceporn: Uh...tax fraud |
11/13/24 |
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Do Trump voters have buyers remorse? They've been raging for like 12-15 hours |
11/13/24 |
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sofi stadium is 180, intuit dome is < 120 |
11/13/24 |
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maybe put some fucking non-dying boomers in |
11/13/24 |
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Boomers are so lucky to be dead by the time they see their creations final form |
11/13/24 |
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Sporting events/concerts/amusement parks are total flame at this point |
11/13/24 |
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i want to be used and spit out by 97IQ millionaire boomers |
11/13/24 |
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so RFK is out? lmao |
11/13/24 |
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So, what's the My Pillow guy getting nominated for? |
11/13/24 |
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