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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I have a final-round interview tomorrow. Wish me luck! 🙂 |
02/10/26 |
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Nancy Guthrie kidnapper looks Hispanic. Libs!? |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Mel Gibson (tp) |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Mike Tyson. |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian MASE |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Joe Montana tp |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Marcus Aurelius |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Matt Damon tp |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian John Mayer tp |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Dave Matthews tp |
02/10/26 |
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The Malaysian Matthew McConaughey tp |
02/10/26 |
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FBI just found Savannah Guthrie’s mom in the bathroom. They forgot to look. |
02/10/26 |
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she could suck the shaft hair off of an indian man's cock |
02/10/26 |
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tackle boxes filled with buttplugs |
02/10/26 |
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Wife quitting her job to be SAHM |
02/10/26 |
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what's the saddest you've ever been |
02/10/26 |
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Didn't realize Nigel Farage was the frontrunner to be next PM - link |
02/10/26 |
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what exactly happened to jafar? drug-induced paranoia? |
02/10/26 |
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when can we start admitting that the Nazis were 180? the good guys |
02/10/26 |
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ur 12yo son goonmaxxing in his room while u stare blankly at a screen at 2am |
02/10/26 |
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Video Games with the best stories |
02/10/26 |
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xo: get a trad wife sahm asap also xo: lol I hope u have a pre-nup buddy |
02/10/26 |
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Lib judge rejects Trump’s attempt to root out voter fraud in Michigan |
02/10/26 |
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I thought Trump said he was only going to deport criminals? |
02/10/26 |
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'What's just happened here, girls? Has he touched your fannies, has he?' |
02/10/26 |
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And then u wrote "I love Hitler. I'm Gay" --what did you mean by that comment? |
02/10/26 |
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NYT: “The culture war is over. Bad Bunny won.” |
02/10/26 |
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This place started with 18-year-olds. Now we're all 35-60, lmao |
02/10/26 |
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Hate Jews Love Hitler tp, first day here |
02/10/26 |
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really irritates me that companies make delivery drivers photograph deliveries |
02/10/26 |
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Weeds very gay rn |
02/10/26 |
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The Nazis were 180 |
02/10/26 |
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The Nazis were 180 (evan39) |
02/10/26 |
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I wish I lived in neighborhood filled with people like Bad Bunny and his family |
02/10/26 |
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Fuck just realized I’ve been frame mogging every other Jew on earth |
02/10/26 |
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Krystal and Saagar, poring over Epstein docs, being horrified. |
02/10/26 |
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Autoadmit is the most diverse Asian community on earth - West, South, East |
02/10/26 |
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Narnian gf: loves making you tea :) Shadowlands gf: wants rescue pittie |
02/10/26 |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
02/10/26 |
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Organic wife: “She’s all that” Dating app wife: “Yr 2nd cousin wore THAT |
02/10/26 |
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Listening to Switchfoot and daydreaming about Wilbur Mercer |
02/10/26 |
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Saints TedBeckersted and Wilbur Mercer, canonized in 2078 by Pope John Paul III, |
02/10/26 |
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what ever happened to :D ? |
02/10/26 |
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In year 27, Autoadmit is entering our |
02/10/26 |
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Using pseudonym "honiara," Bristol Palin spent years curating posts on obscure m |
02/10/26 |
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Jameela Jamil holding 2 iPhones, one logged in as TBF, one as Tommy T (link) |
02/10/26 |
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Fuentes: "Pepper thy angus for the Post-Woke Left" |
02/10/26 |
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Rachmiel circa 2004 was the patron of the arts we didn’t know we needed |
02/10/26 |
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someone on this earth has the job of inventing new storylines for xo soap opera |
02/10/26 |
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biz idea: LLM exclusively trained on 1000s of buzzfeed listicles from 2009-2013 |
02/10/26 |
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I can't imagine XO without the Gujarati Victoria Justice |
02/10/26 |
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One-of-a-kind "irl labrador" Pokemon card fetches $1.80 million @ auction (link) |
02/10/26 |
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Wife quitting her job to be XO poaster |
02/10/26 |
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Fernando Mendoza's aunt used to model for lingerie catalogues circa 2009 (link): |
02/10/26 |
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*joins XO server hamster 🐹 picket line w Geno’s Life Matters sign 🇵🇭 |
02/10/26 |
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Wife quitting her job to be OF star |
02/10/26 |
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tv idea: doogie howser jd |
02/10/26 |
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Hypo: u must choose a wife from either 100 hottest or 100 smartest XO poasters |
02/10/26 |
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They released pics of the guy that took Nancy Guthrie |
02/10/26 |
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Savannah's mom has got it going on |
02/10/26 |
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RSF wearing Olympic Athlete from Morristown uniform |
02/10/26 |
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What's Richard Hanania's schtick? Now he hates on conservatives |
02/10/26 |
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My dad just died and rolling right into my wife might have MS |
02/10/26 |
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90s gamer here: I assumed games would be way better |
02/10/26 |
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the deep, abiding ass-hurt of brown people tp |
02/10/26 |
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Yummy yummy, cummies for my tummy! (Doobs licking floor of men's bathroom) |
02/10/26 |
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Ricky, you ever take molly with pornstars/escorts? |
02/10/26 |
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BIGLAW firm with offices only located in nescac towns |
02/10/26 |
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modest blonde japanese gamer girls with green eyes and DDs |
02/10/26 |
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I wake up and just start cooking a bunch of meals these days |
02/10/26 |
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I 💙 all Mission Impossible movies and Im glad they’re ending w Tom Cruise |
02/10/26 |
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Give Catherine Bell mommy gf circa JAG |
02/10/26 |
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Mommy GF Battle: Elizabeth Shue vs Heather Graham (vote) |
02/10/26 |
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Two Birdshit apes tried sitting in Exit Row on AirAsia |
02/10/26 |
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The most prestigious Indian-American travel journal board in the world. |
02/10/26 |
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Tommy T chatting with his Chindian dream girl: “Oh, you travel?” |
02/10/26 |
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Lab friend longs for a return to the Bark Epoque of European history |
02/10/26 |
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Leisure class lab friend swears by Gelson's Bob VEALan gourmet dog treats |
02/10/26 |
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lab friend poasts as "jewish barkness" |
02/10/26 |
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lob friend only watches Annie Hall if the kitchen scene is edited out |
02/10/26 |
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Lab Friend Conflicted Whether To Chase Bad Bunny Away |
02/10/26 |
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Lob Friend still living in 1980s, says everything is Clawsome |
02/10/26 |
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Lob friend refuses to be on the same plate as TERFs |
02/10/26 |
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Lob friend struggles with pier pressure from manly attorneys on Autoadmit |
02/10/26 |
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"This used to be a claw board," lob friend sighed |
02/10/26 |
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Lob gamer calling for boycott of Steam |
02/10/26 |
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Lab friend asking U if barklaw offers a good woof-fetch balance |
02/10/26 |
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Lab friend feels pawsitive about any and all gourmet food holidays |
02/10/26 |
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Lab friend is passionate about pro bono section of local pet store |
02/10/26 |
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ZoZo girlfriend: free spirit sense of humor; mommy gf: 40 but looks zoomer |
02/10/26 |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
02/10/26 |
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Anne Hathaway as Catwoman changed my life circa 2012 |
02/10/26 |
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Oh you travel -- best new moniker of 2016. Still lolling. |
02/10/26 |
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If you don't have like 10 Grok girlfriends you're absolutely cooked |
02/10/26 |
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More ppl talking about clavicular getting framemogged than the super bowl |
02/10/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
02/10/26 |
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Stacey Dash’s golden retriever tp |
02/10/26 |
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RATE and/or DESCRIBE the following 1999 Autoadmit poasts: |
02/10/26 |
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Jimmy Carter, Seal, Heidi Klum discussing AIPAC at Batman premier (link) |
02/10/26 |
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I've given XO my all. Thinking of retiring to ZoZo full-time. |
02/10/26 |
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Tyla with Jetsons instant off/instant wake from sleep feature would be 180 |
02/10/26 |
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Serious question for cowgod/OYT/doodikoff et al.: loved Sunshine and Wind Waker, |
02/10/26 |
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most people you see irl are waking around with severe brain damage |
02/10/26 |
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Cozy day of walking sims marathon with OYT, doodikoff, cowgod on brisk fall days |
02/10/26 |
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cowshit will never know the joy of pouring tea and loading an Indie Horror Game |
02/10/26 |
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Would love to have a deep late night conversation with Oh you travel? |
02/10/26 |
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My dad just died and rolling right into my wife might have MSJ |
02/10/26 |
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I realized I didn't love Trump. I just hated Woke. Now Woke is dead. |
02/10/26 |
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My dad just came out and rolling right into my wife might have a dick |
02/10/26 |
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"Less" them 14% deported under Trump were violent criminals |
02/10/26 |
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NYT: “The culture war is over. mr jinx won.” |
02/10/26 |
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Should i register a doordash account and do a delivery? |
02/10/26 |
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NESCAC gf: plays naked drinking games/ ShrewWife: spends $3k on picture frames |
02/10/26 |
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nescac gf: "take me to Cape Cod!" shrew wife: "Honey, what's 'Big Rod's'?" |
02/10/26 |
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Discuss Valknut tattoo |
02/10/26 |
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Oh wow! There’s a moon we “went” to! Lmao |
02/10/26 |
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Everyone knows Bitcoin will be 10x as valuable as Gold, just a matter of WHEN |
02/10/26 |
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not now chief im in the zone (jeffrey toobin on zoom) |
02/10/26 |
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Why haven't we all getting SBA loans and buying businesses? |
02/10/26 |
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Why do libs talk about "income inequality" when billionaire don't have "income" |
02/10/26 |
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proles cannot grasp the concept that middle class != middle income |
02/10/26 |
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Luis' Guide to the Coffee Shops of Visalia available now! |
02/10/26 |
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Juan Eighty crew get in here |
02/10/26 |
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Just hand liberal chicks a baby |
02/10/26 |
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Gamers it's time to activate Plan Sega Saturn |
02/10/26 |
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Do red states get how fuct they are if Gavin bases federal funds on taxes paid? |
02/10/26 |
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I have 72,577 Gamer Points |
02/10/26 |
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Moon and Mars are fake so people can fund more fake projects with fake capital |
02/10/26 |
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Male posters, do you trim or shave your pubes? |
02/10/26 |
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Who the fuck is “Clavicular” |
02/10/26 |
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Yess, in my butt, yes! |
02/10/26 |
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We need to do a civilizational reset from the pt we decided women arent property |
02/10/26 |
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Was on UCLA campus last summer and it was shocking how little clothing |
02/10/26 |
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he’s a big ‘coffee’ guy |
02/10/26 |
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Cons are harassing a random guy on Facebook named "Brad Bunny" (link) |
02/10/26 |
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Are beavers a nuisance or a necessity? |
02/10/26 |
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Oh, So You Follow the Ethics of Materialism? |
02/10/26 |
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Ricky level coffee drinker tp |
02/10/26 |
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Elon’s Epstein connections are grounds for terminating SpaceX govt contracts |
02/10/26 |
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I'm a gaymer |
02/10/26 |
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I don’t see enough talk about how 180 it is that Trump is selling pardons |
02/10/26 |
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RATE this German pro gamer who built her own home |
02/10/26 |
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NESCAC gf: making out to Dave Matthews / Shrew Wife: just ate 2lbs of cashews |
02/10/26 |
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hey I’m a fellow alt-right gamer, but let’s cool it with the anti-semitism h |
02/10/26 |
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NESCAC gf giving u the silent treatment because shes mad you said the gamer word |
02/10/26 |
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The Best GamerGirl YouTuber |
02/10/26 |
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My girlfriend, a gamer, loves the game Final Fantasy Tactics |
02/10/26 |
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Odds of Trump not finishing his term surge, now basically even money |
02/10/26 |
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Codex 5.3 extra-high is so good its nuts |
02/10/26 |
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My boyfriend, an internet poaster, loves the game "Oh, you travel?" |
02/10/26 |
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