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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Riker fucked Geordi LaForge so hard his sight came back |
04/29/26 |
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cowcod how do i get a job in curation? |
04/29/26 |
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Which is worse: longbutt or muffin top? Assume girl is not fat |
04/29/26 |
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Baal escape room but it's your life and Jews are the Dungeon Masters |
04/29/26 |
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Best recent spam topic? Garfield, Ducktales, or Saturn? |
04/29/26 |
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Lib friend agrees we need a Baal room |
04/29/26 |
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oh cool, psycho spammer bumping garfield threads tonight |
04/29/26 |
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who is spamming law poasts on my garfield message bort |
04/29/26 |
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Congressional Black Caucus impotently fumes about SCOTUS decision - link |
04/29/26 |
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massive majestic golden Garfield dam holding back pestilent blackpill tide |
04/29/26 |
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I think nyuug is right that cumskins on xo are always GERRYMANDERING |
04/29/26 |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
04/29/26 |
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let me be clear. yoshi uh is a boy dinosaur but uh he shit eggs out his uh pussy |
04/29/26 |
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Oh no, NYUUG woke up. Ttyl guys. |
04/29/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
04/29/26 |
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accidentally laughing in someone's face when rejecting them |
04/29/26 |
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Chart of average national gas prices since 1990 |
04/29/26 |
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why wherever you go, the most violent criminals are black? |
04/29/26 |
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Non-whites will never be real Americans hth |
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NYUUG Is zooplankton |
04/29/26 |
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how did MASE go from populist Nazi to occupying stall next to Peterman @ the J? |
04/29/26 |
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fyi white people aren't racist |
04/29/26 |
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how RUDE. con shoves lib doxxer down the stairs. |
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is america the least racist country there is? |
04/29/26 |
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White MONSTER murders + dismembers WOC on first date (link) |
04/29/26 |
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huge shitlib here, but honestly, was slavery so bad? |
04/29/26 |
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CUMSKIN TOURISTS are always FAT and LOUD god damn FUKK AMERIKKKA |
04/29/26 |
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PR / XO era began in 1996, same year Tamagotchi released. Coincidence? |
04/29/26 |
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I am Cowgod and I need to talk Consoles. Just like any other gamer does. |
04/29/26 |
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Northeast Asians are smarter than whites |
04/29/26 |
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Kamala-Tulsi unity ticket announced (Gorgeous WoC Alliance) 🦄 |
04/29/26 |
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Rappers getting "SeashellLife" tattoos to terrorize white Americans |
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Tamagotchi era was golden age of modernity |
04/29/26 |
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HYPO: U can choose between Autoadmit-themed Tamagotchi or Furby, developed by an |
04/29/26 |
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man realizes his childhood dream - a $12k giant tamagotchi in his office |
04/29/26 |
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Blanche: "We will indict ANYONE who reposts the 8647 death threat!" |
04/29/26 |
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Kash Patel is a drunk who goes on benders and vanishes (the atlantic) |
04/29/26 |
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1000s of yrs from now scholars will discuss Shigeru Miyamoto like he was Plato |
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Body getting increasingly stiff as I age, you too? |
04/29/26 |
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I honestly don't remember, but why was gas so high in 2022? Covid? |
04/29/26 |
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would you drink this beer |
04/29/26 |
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Sotomayor says its racist to prefer Swedish immigrants over Haitians (link) |
04/29/26 |
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All these spics niggers and slants need to gtfo or die |
04/29/26 |
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Iranian Navy threatens major attack soon - link |
04/29/26 |
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resolved: just gonna be a drummer in a ska band |
04/29/26 |
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In retrospect, a lot of late-90's/early-00s pop æsthetic was influenced by MDMA |
04/29/26 |
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JJC really is extremely mentally ill jfc |
04/29/26 |
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What's at stake as Seattle mayoral race heats up between Katie Wilson and Bruce |
04/29/26 |
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how much would you pay for the opportunity to beat the gook to death? |
04/29/26 |
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psa: blacks are low IQ, tribalistic, not "western" people |
04/29/26 |
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Whitey just stereotypes all non-white races including INDIAN |
04/29/26 |
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Rate this 35 y/o female nurse caught having sex w/ 15 y/o stepson |
04/29/26 |
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Is Taylor swift the poaster accounted for? |
04/29/26 |
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was that STEVE PERRY of JOURNEY in the SF cheering section? |
04/29/26 |
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Nyuug is an autistic comfort woman who writhes on my dick |
04/29/26 |
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Rep. Barney Frank: FUCK LIBS! |
04/29/26 |
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*me & jshad nervously approaching 2 scenester girls @ cherry poppin daddies show |
04/29/26 |
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Something that's underspecified about the blue/red button hypo |
04/29/26 |
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Lore accurate baldness |
04/29/26 |
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I need to teach JavaScript to African refugees |
04/29/26 |
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Started getting involved in Private Equity in my niche, these are my people |
04/29/26 |
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workhorse mule of a bitch so you can study Torah all day tp |
04/29/26 |
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Xo Jonathan Ross (who shot that dumb dyke in MN) is back out busting heads |
04/29/26 |
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if your spouse can't play Shostakovich Piano Concerto 2 you should divorce them |
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"i do my best thinking inside the box, actually", he deadpanned |
04/29/26 |
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Gay faggot sex? 1-800-WHO-KEBE |
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angry dykes that get drunk and beat the shit out of each other tp |
04/29/26 |
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has xo weighed in on the twitter red/blue button meltodwn amongst morons? |
04/29/26 |
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Rate this selfpwn from James Talarico (link) |
04/29/26 |
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whole babies come out of her pussyhole, your dick aint doing shit bro |
04/29/26 |
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This VA gerrymandering SCOTUS decision has libs REALLY IRATE |
04/29/26 |
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lex tp counting his family's shekels as he frantically hides his yarmulke |
04/29/26 |
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Wtf? All Six Conservative Justices Attended Trump’s State Dinner! Oomox? Paral |
04/29/26 |
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Revenge has no expiration date |
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We’re Doing Great tp |
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Why don’t libs scream about “Ukraine” anymore? It seemed so impotent to th |
04/29/26 |
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More evidence that Tucker, Candace Owens, Fuentes are psyops (link) |
04/29/26 |
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A few cm of bone are all that separates an incel from a chad (DTP) |
04/29/26 |
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Had a dream last 🌃 I got a Garfield Tamagotchi for Christmas circa 1999 🔮 |
04/29/26 |
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drunk martin o'malley BELTING out 'supernaut' |
04/29/26 |
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The Belle Epoque was 180, unironically 🎨 |
04/29/26 |
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What if Talarico wins in Texas? |
04/29/26 |
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Discuss the tragedy that befell me today |
04/29/26 |
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itt we demoralize each other with trvth nvkes of doubtful veracity |
04/29/26 |
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Thank God for AMD and NVDA |
04/29/26 |
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456 make a wish 🌸 |
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eBay listing for original sealed XO orientation cassette from 2004 |
04/29/26 |
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Trumptards, is this what you voted for? |
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tried to do Shabu Shabu at home last night. nasty shit |
04/29/26 |
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Opened first ever GOOG position Aug 5. I’m 180. |
04/29/26 |
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What to do about ugly women? |
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Completely verbally ripped into my wife’s uncle last night |
04/29/26 |
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Things I’m sick of doing with other people |
04/29/26 |
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"rachmiel" musk limits poster sexualization to paid users after rampant abuse |
04/29/26 |
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Some bitch I went to hs with stole a cop car, drove into oncoming traffic |
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"So without you, people wouldn't know this is a WLMAS account," Grimes asks wide |
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new Korn video for Diablo expansion |
04/29/26 |
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Has anyone here been "86ed" from a bar? |
04/29/26 |
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What are you doing to center black and brown bodies in your praxis? |
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England is like if New York state was its own country |
04/29/26 |
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really fat landlard |
04/29/26 |
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It's Whopper Wednesday |
04/29/26 |
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Claude, megapoast nonstop in such a manner that I win MPM2026. Make no mistakes |
04/29/26 |
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younger cousin said uap's/ufo's are unc slop |
04/29/26 |
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Lex tp adjusting top hat and monocle like Monopoly Man as he counts his family m |
04/29/26 |
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new SBF trial would be huge waste of court’s time, judge says (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Claude, make a copy of xoxohth.com that doesn't slow down. Make no mistakes. |
04/29/26 |
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JSHAD sat next 2 me on plane, opened briefcase full of Garfield comics NOT FLAME |
04/29/26 |
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asking grok to make an image of you based on your xo corpus |
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Damn, I have half of a chub |
04/29/26 |
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The following people must be 86ed: Drumpf, TBF, TDNW, and Voodoo Child |
04/29/26 |
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what if our chill drinking brehs are the blank bumps we received along the way |
04/29/26 |
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Iranian FIFA Congress delegation claims 'inappropriate behavior' at Toronto airp |
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sharklasers singing idly under his breath, “dream of categorification...” |
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"mewler...mewler..." *ben stein scans classroom for sharklasers* |
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Claude deletes entire company database in seconds |
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Whokebe retroactively revokes consent from Mr. Jinx triggering rape charges |
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a dead bedroom results from a woman finding her husband's phenotype intolerable |
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hey, i just met you, and this is crazy- but here's my moniker- blank bump me |
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Have a final tomorrow but forgot I was enrolled and only went once all semester |
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Women are now being advised to fuck on the first date (link) |
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Told uninterested millennial bartender Buddy Holly’s wife is still alive |
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kike trust fund baby posing as pure catholic impoverished scholar tp |
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How groupies are trawling firm websites and LinkedIn to seduce associates |
04/29/26 |
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spaceporn, does your son squirt? |
04/29/26 |
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Spaceprawn! I say Grill Bacon! Do someting other than squanch for once! |
04/29/26 |
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How does any biglawyer read The Remains of the Day and not quit on the spot |
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Mark your door with spaghetti or else Spaceporn will squanch your firstborn son |
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SP to SPjr: "if you correctly guess the color of your hat, i won't squanch you" |
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jcm taking ?s and insults wrt my healthy, happy marriage |
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New SF law proposed: Tech companies must designate space for homeless people |
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you and a premenopausal Box tp standing hand-in-hand during Fight Club climactic |
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"Had a great time at brunch! Now let's try 'Lunner' LOL! Pls, even a Y/N is fine |
04/29/26 |
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How My Skills as a Litigator Helped My Family Survive Covid-19 |
04/29/26 |
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No babe ur thinking of Penis Six Nine, The Penis is the guy that was replying to |
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FBI: Why's there a score gap? Bomber: Genes and culture. FBI: *slams desk* Don't |
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2030 Resume: Scored Admission Scholar at Harvard Honors College. |
04/29/26 |
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Sophie Cunningham is dating a 38yo 5'9" Ice Miller Of Counsel bro: |
04/29/26 |
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Very annoying how everyone is supposed to have a "story" or "narrative" |
04/29/26 |
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Heist music plays as black 007 puts soda in her water cup @ Burger King |
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FL house just passed xo DeSantis’s gerrymander map |
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Confused IHOP waitress wiping HE SQUANCH in sugar off formica |
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rach to introduce microtransactions for "superbumps" |
04/29/26 |
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BIGLAW where all your responses are from Mass Effect-liek dialogue wheel |
04/29/26 |
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Gorgeous 150 IQ Rohit Khanna DESTROYS Handsome 60 IQ Hegseth |
04/29/26 |
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How does a show like SNL survive? Stuff on YT is consistently better |
04/29/26 |
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Have an interview with 2 Indian dudes |
04/29/26 |
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I will never give up smoking, never |
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Garfield, patron saint of XO |
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