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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Mark your door with spaghetti or else Spaceporn will squanch your firstborn son |
04/29/26 |
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SP to SPjr: "if you correctly guess the color of your hat, i won't squanch you" |
04/29/26 |
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jcm taking ?s and insults wrt my healthy, happy marriage |
04/29/26 |
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New SF law proposed: Tech companies must designate space for homeless people |
04/29/26 |
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you and a premenopausal Box tp standing hand-in-hand during Fight Club climactic |
04/29/26 |
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"Had a great time at brunch! Now let's try 'Lunner' LOL! Pls, even a Y/N is fine |
04/29/26 |
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How My Skills as a Litigator Helped My Family Survive Covid-19 |
04/29/26 |
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No babe ur thinking of Penis Six Nine, The Penis is the guy that was replying to |
04/29/26 |
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FBI: Why's there a score gap? Bomber: Genes and culture. FBI: *slams desk* Don't |
04/29/26 |
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2030 Resume: Scored Admission Scholar at Harvard Honors College. |
04/29/26 |
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Sophie Cunningham is dating a 38yo 5'9" Ice Miller Of Counsel bro: |
04/29/26 |
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Very annoying how everyone is supposed to have a "story" or "narrative" |
04/29/26 |
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Heist music plays as black 007 puts soda in her water cup @ Burger King |
04/29/26 |
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FL house just passed xo DeSantis’s gerrymander map |
04/29/26 |
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Confused IHOP waitress wiping HE SQUANCH in sugar off formica |
04/29/26 |
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rach to introduce microtransactions for "superbumps" |
04/29/26 |
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BIGLAW where all your responses are from Mass Effect-liek dialogue wheel |
04/29/26 |
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Gorgeous 150 IQ Rohit Khanna DESTROYS Handsome 60 IQ Hegseth |
04/29/26 |
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How does a show like SNL survive? Stuff on YT is consistently better |
04/29/26 |
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Have an interview with 2 Indian dudes |
04/29/26 |
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I will never give up smoking, never |
04/29/26 |
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Garfield, patron saint of XO |
04/29/26 |
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Been DMing random hot chicks on Instagram "you look just like my wife" |
04/29/26 |
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"This conversation will be recorded," Agent Smecker drolls to Emilio tp and u |
04/29/26 |
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TSINAH's other dads put together a gofundme (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Mamdani says he's already ran out of money (link) |
04/29/26 |
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RIP dad |
04/29/26 |
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Sorry libs we are buying fucking GREENLAND |
04/29/26 |
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Sam Altman = gay ricky |
04/29/26 |
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that song Closing Time turns 15 next year |
04/29/26 |
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The Fully-Litigated Vagina |
04/29/26 |
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ricky, i think maybe i never gave bedlam enough consideration |
04/29/26 |
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Tillis may keep Powell as Fed leader until 2027 - link |
04/29/26 |
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Just fucked over a bunch of people irl before they could fuck me over |
04/29/26 |
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There are no women left to fuck in America |
04/29/26 |
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Why are women fundamentally incapable of following the plot of any movie |
04/29/26 |
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The Mars Volta was the most talented musical group from 2003-2005 |
04/29/26 |
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Klaus Schwab interrupting your bath - “we are nihilists, we believe in nossing |
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i can't, the day of the baphomets |
04/29/26 |
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Awaken by Yes is the greatest song of all time |
04/29/26 |
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MY WIFE, GARY (zurich) |
04/29/26 |
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Big difference between Sydney Sweeney and other actresses (link) |
04/29/26 |
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The Ayatollah (RIP) smoked Rothman cigs nearly pack a day |
04/29/26 |
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This will probably result in a criminal prosecution in Germany soon - video |
04/29/26 |
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you don't understand the MENTAL BURDEN tp |
04/29/26 |
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Anyone notice medical people are nicer to you in middle age |
04/29/26 |
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Hispeed rail line from Bakersfield to Merced: $271,000,000,000 |
04/29/26 |
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Cowgod, was Blast Corps on N64 scummy or genius? |
04/29/26 |
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Epstein email in DOJ release: "that Richmond lawyer was really beyond the pale" |
04/29/26 |
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What the hell did I do? Squanched them all, of course! (SP on hot mic) |
04/29/26 |
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Had a dream about my ex gf what does this mean |
04/29/26 |
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Reminder: It's the Willennium. |
04/29/26 |
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Nick Fuentes daintily shoving old Jewish hag down concrete steps groyper |
04/29/26 |
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What is going on with this guy's head? plz explain |
04/29/26 |
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Lex stop gossiping with your mom and get on here |
04/29/26 |
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This is what AI told me about Ackman's new venture |
04/29/26 |
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most prestigious syrup flavors for Latter-day Saints style DIRTY POP shots |
04/29/26 |
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435 US Congressman - each controlled by cannibal pedophiles |
04/29/26 |
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durable sex proxy |
04/29/26 |
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Left or right girl? - sfw |
04/29/26 |
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Where can we buy BallRoomCoin from Meester Trump? |
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Biden has based reaction to the SCOTUS redistricting case |
04/29/26 |
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i was meant to be idle rich, this is all a big mistake |
04/29/26 |
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where do you want to bald today |
04/29/26 |
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Luis’s back pain outlived my family pet |
04/29/26 |
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“Why yes, I’m familiar with his corpus, actually. He’s bald.” |
04/29/26 |
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TSLA share up 8% since November 2021 |
04/29/26 |
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Iran: “Expect the end of Israel tonight” |
04/29/26 |
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spaceporn googling "couples therapist" "dead playroom" |
04/29/26 |
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Just said the most 180 insult to my wife today (you can steal it) |
04/29/26 |
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a woman's MENTAL BURDEN and EMOTIONAL LABOR tp |
04/29/26 |
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Mankeeping is so much Emotional Labor |
04/29/26 |
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valid crashout tp |
04/29/26 |
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Imagine your 2005 self watching this clip (link) |
04/29/26 |
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There's a boy in my daughter's class named Jaxby |
04/29/26 |
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Fauci adviser indicted by DOJ on charges of concealing COVID records (link) |
04/29/26 |
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for months on here in 2012 i talked mainly about cocks and cum. |
04/29/26 |
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You should have a plan to kill everyone you meet |
04/29/26 |
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Claude has now wiped out architects and engineers (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Rate 33 y/o "Artist" Miranda Fengyuan Zhang's upstate New York compound |
04/29/26 |
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Brent at $120 and WTI at $108 |
04/29/26 |
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"We decided to go with the AI solution built by guys who didnt rape their own si |
04/29/26 |
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AYN Thor - Stellar reviews are in, its a turning point in portable Gaming |
04/29/26 |
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rate the name of this azn girl's startup |
04/29/26 |
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obama swamp creature critiques trump's proposed bailout of spirit |
04/29/26 |
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NICK FUENTES RETURNS TO HIS SHOW |
04/29/26 |
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Sony does complete 180 on DRM: now requiring 30 day online checkins (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Iran warns of "unprecedented military action" if seizures continue - link |
04/29/26 |
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The Adventures of Edinburgh: Foppish Lad |
04/29/26 |
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So there's a chance OpenAI just goes poof because of the lawsuit? |
04/29/26 |
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rain gray town, known for its sound |
04/29/26 |
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Should I consider moving to London? |
04/29/26 |
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Do you guys think Sam Altman molested etc his sister irl |
04/29/26 |
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🚨 CHONKERS THE SEA LION (video) |
04/29/26 |
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'fuck my ass' to the tune of closing time |
04/29/26 |
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J6 PIPE bomber has been INDENTIFIED as known right-wing extremist |
04/29/26 |
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Spent 10 hours detained by TSA for seashells in my pocket |
04/29/26 |
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summarize the COVID email scandal for a lazy retard |
04/29/26 |
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Hallmark movie but Blake Neff is the love interest |
04/29/26 |
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Rate UK police take down Anti-KIKE Stabber.... |
04/29/26 |
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wow Honolulu pickleball company unveils new paddle targeted at racist XO'ers |
04/29/26 |
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peterman farting against a canvas, making a red/brown Jackson Pollock |
04/29/26 |
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Odds Foggy Bottom Dreaming is still in biglaw? |
04/29/26 |
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deals have to close, motherfucker. they have to close. |
04/29/26 |
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*closing time plays as day crew exits* |
04/29/26 |
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Modest Mouse "Trucker's Atlas" plays over montage of footage of Peterman blowing |
04/29/26 |
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keep trying to write a song, end up writing closing time |
04/29/26 |
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Fuck Libs, But Seems Founding Fathers Fucked Up re Gerrymandering |
04/29/26 |
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“Closing Time” plays out of nowhere as you continue megapoasting at 3:30AM |
04/29/26 |
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Last night my oldest told me he'd watched My 600 Pound Life |
04/29/26 |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
04/29/26 |
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mega man x3 - blast hornet theme blaring as luis weaves thru rush hr traffic |
04/29/26 |
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They call me Dr. Worm |
04/29/26 |
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julia calls it "doctor whom" |
04/29/26 |
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Remember when libs were going with “TRUMP BLEW UP A SKEWL!!!” |
04/29/26 |
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Reminder: Read the XO wiki before poasting. |
04/29/26 |
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Trump: blockade stays until nuclear deal - link |
04/29/26 |
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currently in new zealand, feels like 20% of men have huge face tattoos here |
04/29/26 |
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Dave Ramsey has some really good advice for zoomers (link) |
04/29/26 |
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TYPHUS breaking out in LA thanks to lib homeless enablement |
04/29/26 |
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people are selling their houses to buy tech stocks right now |
04/29/26 |
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Uh-oh Iran, Mr. Trump is back to making threats in his website, pepper angus |
04/29/26 |
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xo is like if a psychiatric hospital had its own online chat forum |
04/29/26 |
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Cheer up libs, at least your illegal VA gerrymander is D.O.A.! 😂 |
04/29/26 |
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Hallmark movies are fascist propaganda (Salon) |
04/29/26 |
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Asian Pussy Peptides |
04/29/26 |
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imagine all the emotional labor that coal miners' wives had to perform |
04/29/26 |
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did mike tyson actually rape that chick? |
04/29/26 |
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I fucked xo Kendall in her poop chute at the hotel where Trump almost got got |
04/29/26 |
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Always rewrite your AI work to add in a few typos and grammar mistakes |
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Britain is “ashamed” of “colonial past” so it’s committing cultural su |
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Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini and cheating on their spouses together |
04/29/26 |
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Jamie Dimon IMPLORES Gen Z to get back in the wage cage |
04/29/26 |
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Insane that people are willing to take SSRIs for ED / premature ejaculation |
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LJL @ how hard it is to get to nigga SAO TOME |
04/29/26 |
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Poll: Talarico leads - link |
04/29/26 |
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Are shooters just going on OpenAI and getting inspired now? |
04/29/26 |
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So, Mr… *checks notes* Blacknigger, what seems to be the issue today? |
04/29/26 |
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"Thinking for yourself" is overrated. Outsource that shit |
04/29/26 |
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Comey Instagram Indictment represents the END of the USA as we know it |
04/29/26 |
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Rich Inner World comic (pic) |
04/29/26 |
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Libs are still sputtering mad we caught Haitians eating cats in Ohio |
04/29/26 |
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Listening to plop plop plop in men's room and LMFAO |
04/29/26 |
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So the same person is back to vibe code attacking the board |
04/29/26 |
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How many arrests from the journalism of “Nick Shirley” so far? |
04/29/26 |
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What do you faggots usually pay for a twelver of name brand soda |
04/29/26 |
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Of all of the “old school rappers” if you introduced a young Busta Rhymes |
04/29/26 |
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And in my free time I like to identify which accounts are WLMAS |
04/29/26 |
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*tumbleweed rolls by* |
04/29/26 |
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AI agent sending your wife bi-weekly messages asking if you can do anal again |
04/29/26 |
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