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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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born to circle back, forced to touch base |
06/18/26 |
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Farting so loud you’re asked to join Trump’s cabinet |
06/18/26 |
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good news i got fucked by a big man made out of board games |
06/18/26 |
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Paralegal Mohammed will you throw acid in your own daughter's faces |
06/18/26 |
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empire state of mind sucks so fucking much it's the citibank of songs |
06/18/26 |
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BigLaw first years make $235k now |
06/18/26 |
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Angie Harmon: ARE girl from TX, GOP. model etc |
06/18/26 |
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Social Security Tax Cap is Getting Abolished |
06/18/26 |
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Why raise real kids when you can raise tamagotchi kids |
06/18/26 |
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listening to Hammer’s Too Legit to Quit album, libs apoplectic |
06/18/26 |
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Tamagotchi vs. Furby thread |
06/18/26 |
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NPB Creating An Expansion Team Nobody Wants: The Yokohama Bayleafs |
06/18/26 |
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"Sorry, I guess I accidentally swiped right on you. Thought you were ethereal" |
06/18/26 |
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PR / XO era began in 1996, same year Tamagotchi released. Coincidence? |
06/18/26 |
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Tamagotchi era was golden age of modernity |
06/18/26 |
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Xennial mommy gf strongly believes AI peaked with Tamagotchis |
06/18/26 |
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HYPO: U can choose between Autoadmit-themed Tamagotchi or Furby, developed by an |
06/18/26 |
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Had a dream last 🌃 I got a Garfield Tamagotchi for Christmas circa 1999 🔮 |
06/18/26 |
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man realizes his childhood dream - a $12k giant tamagotchi in his office |
06/18/26 |
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Alysa Liu in blue dress charging her Sailor Moon wand v. Eileen Gu |
06/18/26 |
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ZoZo acappella group doing jazz hands: “Do you believe in diaper, oh yes you d |
06/18/26 |
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Secret 2 making competition chili is placing the bay leaf on top, not the bottom |
06/18/26 |
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ITT: deanna troi's sexy hot suits |
06/18/26 |
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probably going to get laid by a Black King on Monday (cucumbers) |
06/18/26 |
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probably going to get laid off on Monday (cucumbers) |
06/18/26 |
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https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Wa termelon_Felon |
06/18/26 |
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federal indictment of MN protesters. conspiracy or free speech? |
06/18/26 |
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only bald lawyers should be allowed to vote imo |
06/18/26 |
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I'll take the high road, and you'll take the low road, and I'll make partner afo |
06/18/26 |
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Howard Nutlick giggling uncontrollably over the graves of Cantor Fitzgerald empl |
06/18/26 |
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Heart surgeons. Oncologists. Police officers. Firefighters. Pilots. Mechanics. E |
06/18/26 |
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Sick bastard smugly celebrates consummation of his fetish - pic |
06/18/26 |
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Vance slamming Israel (link) |
06/18/26 |
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Best Switch 2 Games coming this fall |
06/18/26 |
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Taking the day off work Friday to watch the karlstack debate |
06/18/26 |
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Anyone have a weird longing to live in XOXOhth’s warm cyberglow? |
06/18/26 |
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Israel activating its agents to commit terror plot on America (link) |
06/18/26 |
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i've conquered liberal arts |
06/18/26 |
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Obama back to race baiting again (link) |
06/18/26 |
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anita sarkesian taking questions re misogyny in video games |
06/18/26 |
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rainy day here in PNW, biglaw bros logging in, j shad poasting from London, its |
06/18/26 |
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The Mongol fears the Cossack. |
06/18/26 |
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Just sucked an NYU freshman's cock in his dorm room. Taking Qs. |
06/18/26 |
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{single red light flashing in darkness} camera pulls back {sign over door LASKO} |
06/18/26 |
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"In my restless dreams, I smell those minty shores. Of Bayleaf Hill." |
06/18/26 |
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Hey guys “off some steam tp” here first day how’s everyo WHOA WHOA WHOA HO |
06/18/26 |
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"Schizophrenic episode." This diagnosis is an "explanation" for your forcememing |
06/18/26 |
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more rainbow flags needed everywhere - more homo = progress |
06/18/26 |
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Valve: Steam Machine was inspired by the Nintendo GameCube |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my steam turbine |
06/18/26 |
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In hindsight, after 40 years I've realized PUSSY is quite furking GROSS |
06/18/26 |
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6 digits in my HSA thanks to LEVERAGED MOTHERFUCKING ETFs |
06/18/26 |
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theres something really offputting about people who use phones for the internet |
06/18/26 |
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Tips and tricks for avoiding "cumshots" when opening yogurt? |
06/18/26 |
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Andy Milonakis Being Mistaken For A Girl/Child For 10 Minutes |
06/18/26 |
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The Expired milk is talking again 🥀 |
06/18/26 |
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if you don't have AT LEAST 1 crippling vice you're completely subhuman |
06/18/26 |
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“Grampa, why do they write Trump was evil but he started no wars?” |
06/18/26 |
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Went too far negging chick at the bar and made her cry |
06/18/26 |
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HAPPY GIMEL TAMMUZ! |
06/18/26 |
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Floyd Mayweather is completely broke |
06/18/26 |
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BAD HOMBURG Is One Of The Funniest City Names #tennis |
06/18/26 |
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All the Jeets are brown. And everyone is gay. |
06/18/26 |
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I'm a wigger |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my neighbors soon to be dead pit bull |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my TI-83 |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Bluetooth-enabled teledildonic |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my local Chabad's open bottle of Glenlivet 16 |
06/18/26 |
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Going back to EUROSUMMER tomorrow, taking Qs (RSF) |
06/18/26 |
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Jew Friend Refused To Go To Nippon Ham Fighters NPB Game |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Tenga Flip |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Shibari Rope Dungeon |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Muscovy duck |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my mantle jar with intact foreskin |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Hitachi Magic Wand |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Nintendo Switch |
06/18/26 |
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Oh gimme the femboy and free my soul I'm gonna pound his bussy hole |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Bathmate HydroMax |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my feeding trough |
06/18/26 |
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i am really Disturbed by the State of Finance |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my essential oil diffuser |
06/18/26 |
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Challenge time: Post a "nerdy" woman who DOESN'T wear glasses |
06/18/26 |
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Sent from my Apollo 11 command and service module |
06/18/26 |
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sent from my claude |
06/18/26 |
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CSLG abandoned his kids. rach abandoned xo. |
06/18/26 |
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Were there once posters here named Goy Debord and Goy Fieri or was I dreaming |
06/18/26 |
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Ricky Are You Celebrating The Chabad Rebbe's Yartzeit? |
06/18/26 |
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i never fully recovered from smoking my buddys Volcano weed vape in undergrad |
06/18/26 |
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Paige Spirinac slo-mo golf swing in a tight tank top & no bra (video) |
06/18/26 |
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Evan Bayh announces POTUS run: “Bayh ‘28 - Time to turn over a new leaf.” |
06/18/26 |
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Watched Wicked on Broadway |
06/18/26 |
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Brown guy just threw random 3 year old kid into crocodile pen at zoo in UK (link |
06/18/26 |
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Who is on the Mt. Rushmore of wiggers? |
06/18/26 |
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Anyone here film and create their own porn? |
06/18/26 |
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Anyone here poast and toot their own horn? |
06/18/26 |
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Good rule in business: if it’s a Singh, let it ring |
06/18/26 |
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Paul McCartney still doing all male group masturbatiom at 84 |
06/18/26 |
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imagine a world where at least for 1 day we stopped paying attention to the Jews |
06/18/26 |
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Anyone here film and plant their own corn? |
06/18/26 |
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SPCX to fall below IPO lmao |
06/18/26 |
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*cue Japanese city pop music during ZoZo afternoon intermission* |
06/18/26 |
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baked beans eating scene from They Call Me Trinity (1970) except it's bay leaves |
06/18/26 |
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This French Indian dude played in World Cup for Team France + Paris St Germain |
06/18/26 |
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Toronto Bay Leafs |
06/18/26 |
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Nothing worse than when a demure girl is dating an absolute fuckboy |
06/18/26 |
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Lib Friend Boycotting US Open At Shinnecock Hills |
06/18/26 |
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Pisses me off how GPT holds back on you until the stakes are high |
06/18/26 |
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Cheddar Bay Leaves |
06/18/26 |
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Who will die last: Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, Mike Love |
06/18/26 |
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Splitting an Aloha Spirit at the summit with your Asian Hiking Girlfriend |
06/18/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Force me!"; Shrew GF: forcememe |
06/18/26 |
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Paul McCartney RIP |
06/18/26 |
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sean connery saying "Lashko" |
06/18/26 |
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Max Max placing a bay leaf on some canned dog food and letting it simmer |
06/18/26 |
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Lob friend steaming about clawback provision |
06/18/26 |
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j shad, zeke morris, and dessert fox = the "hehe" contingent |
06/18/26 |
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Rate alpha Asian tourist in moscow |
06/18/26 |
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the forcememes and the bort they singlehandedly carried tp |
06/18/26 |
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is art hoes the new 2nd cousin ZoZo holiday forcememe? |
06/18/26 |
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Senator, I Posted In The Ngor Island Thread Because I Love To Travel |
06/18/26 |
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I'm societally inconsequential here are my thoughts on society |
06/18/26 |
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Titanic was released 15 years ago. FIFTEEN YEARS AGO |
06/18/26 |
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Oh man this Steam Sale is gonna be rough on my backlog haha |
06/18/26 |
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Bay leaves matter |
06/18/26 |
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Steam Backlog is so bad that I hired a Feng Shui organizer to clean it up |
06/18/26 |
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"It was just performance art, you know, heh heh. Blowin' off steam." |
06/18/26 |
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Lob gamer calling for boycott of Steam |
06/18/26 |
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*walks in* *sees morning crew 'bay leaf' forcememe* *walks out* |
06/18/26 |
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Emilio rate this guy mansplaining LOTR to us |
06/18/26 |
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Obama looks old as shit now |
06/18/26 |
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Women With Shorts in Camps starring Drew Barrymore |
06/18/26 |
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Forgot I had an E Trade account and they dissolved it cause I didn't login in 5 |
06/18/26 |
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Hot Chick literally walked up to me and started insulting me in the street |
06/18/26 |
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Million Dollar Extreme skit about fascist regime run by women w/ shorts in camps |
06/18/26 |
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*rotates diaper* |
06/18/26 |
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Debate update: it won't be livestreamed, will be put on Youtube next week (karl) |
06/18/26 |
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What's the most unhinged conspiracy theory you believe in? |
06/18/26 |
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Should I ask my barber to shape up my pubes? |
06/18/26 |
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Bay leaf declines job b/c he's "not interested in working for a stew" |
06/18/26 |
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Brownoid Smokes Fentanyl On LA Public Bus (VID) |
06/18/26 |
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troon at my firm keeps shitting in the women's toilets and not flushing |
06/18/26 |
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Peak Jennifer Connelly riding a mechanical horse at Target. |
06/18/26 |
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What's everyone's plans for Juneteenf? |
06/18/26 |
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Partner told me when I 2nd chair, I should be like AJ Hawk. |
06/18/26 |
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What libs dont get about SpaceX shares is ppl collect them like trading cards |
06/18/26 |
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Parades for a basketball team but not Philosophers and Scholars? |
06/18/26 |
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Luigi snapped after breaking his back surfing in Hawaii (twitter) |
06/18/26 |
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WHY THE FUCK ARE MY SPACEX SHARES TANKING 🤯🤯🤯 |
06/18/26 |
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when i sleep it ain’t cheap |
06/18/26 |
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NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY |
06/18/26 |
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