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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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So Bondi really was the problem |
04/29/26 |
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Odds Foggy Bottom Dreaming is still in biglaw? |
04/29/26 |
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deals have to close, motherfucker. they have to close. |
04/29/26 |
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*closing time plays as day crew exits* |
04/29/26 |
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Modest Mouse "Trucker's Atlas" plays over montage of footage of Peterman blowing |
04/29/26 |
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keep trying to write a song, end up writing closing time |
04/29/26 |
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Fuck Libs, But Seems Founding Fathers Fucked Up re Gerrymandering |
04/29/26 |
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“Closing Time” plays out of nowhere as you continue megapoasting at 3:30AM |
04/29/26 |
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Last night my oldest told me he'd watched My 600 Pound Life |
04/29/26 |
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Golden retriever friend prefers Hallbark channel movies |
04/29/26 |
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mega man x3 - blast hornet theme blaring as luis weaves thru rush hr traffic |
04/29/26 |
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They call me Dr. Worm |
04/29/26 |
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julia calls it "doctor whom" |
04/29/26 |
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Remember when libs were going with “TRUMP BLEW UP A SKEWL!!!” |
04/29/26 |
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Reminder: Read the XO wiki before poasting. |
04/29/26 |
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Trump: blockade stays until nuclear deal - link |
04/29/26 |
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currently in new zealand, feels like 20% of men have huge face tattoos here |
04/29/26 |
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Dave Ramsey has some really good advice for zoomers (link) |
04/29/26 |
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TYPHUS breaking out in LA thanks to lib homeless enablement |
04/29/26 |
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people are selling their houses to buy tech stocks right now |
04/29/26 |
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Uh-oh Iran, Mr. Trump is back to making threats in his website, pepper angus |
04/29/26 |
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Beacons of Rohan being lit but it’s your Emilio thread being blank bumped one |
04/29/26 |
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xo is like if a psychiatric hospital had its own online chat forum |
04/29/26 |
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Cheer up libs, at least your illegal VA gerrymander is D.O.A.! 😂 |
04/29/26 |
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Hallmark movies are fascist propaganda (Salon) |
04/29/26 |
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Asian Pussy Peptides |
04/29/26 |
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imagine all the emotional labor that coal miners' wives had to perform |
04/29/26 |
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did mike tyson actually rape that chick? |
04/29/26 |
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I fucked xo Kendall in her poop chute at the hotel where Trump almost got got |
04/29/26 |
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Always rewrite your AI work to add in a few typos and grammar mistakes |
04/29/26 |
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Britain is “ashamed” of “colonial past” so it’s committing cultural su |
04/29/26 |
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Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini and cheating on their spouses together |
04/29/26 |
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Jamie Dimon IMPLORES Gen Z to get back in the wage cage |
04/29/26 |
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Insane that people are willing to take SSRIs for ED / premature ejaculation |
04/29/26 |
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LJL @ how hard it is to get to nigga SAO TOME |
04/29/26 |
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Poll: Talarico leads - link |
04/29/26 |
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Are shooters just going on OpenAI and getting inspired now? |
04/29/26 |
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So, Mr… *checks notes* Blacknigger, what seems to be the issue today? |
04/29/26 |
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"Thinking for yourself" is overrated. Outsource that shit |
04/29/26 |
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Comey Instagram Indictment represents the END of the USA as we know it |
04/29/26 |
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Rich Inner World comic (pic) |
04/29/26 |
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Libs are still sputtering mad we caught Haitians eating cats in Ohio |
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Listening to plop plop plop in men's room and LMFAO |
04/29/26 |
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So the same person is back to vibe code attacking the board |
04/29/26 |
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How many arrests from the journalism of “Nick Shirley” so far? |
04/29/26 |
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What do you faggots usually pay for a twelver of name brand soda |
04/29/26 |
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Of all of the “old school rappers” if you introduced a young Busta Rhymes |
04/29/26 |
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And in my free time I like to identify which accounts are WLMAS |
04/29/26 |
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*tumbleweed rolls by* |
04/29/26 |
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AI agent sending your wife bi-weekly messages asking if you can do anal again |
04/29/26 |
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Connecticut is the state best positioned to benefit from climate change |
04/29/26 |
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THIS IS THE HAUNT OF ROULETTE DARES |
04/29/26 |
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Should the next Star Fox be Indie and $20? |
04/29/26 |
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inertiaic esp |
04/29/26 |
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Hunter Biden was awarded a $24 million contract by the Pentagon |
04/29/26 |
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taylor swift the poster deserves liberty and security (rudolph) |
04/29/26 |
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Seems like all women cheat eventually. What's the point? |
04/29/26 |
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Somalia | Niger | Chad | Samoa | Tonga | Tajikistan |
04/29/26 |
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Karlstack 30% off coupons blowing across Flying J lot like tumbleweed |
04/29/26 |
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Trump voters are just people with really bad bullshit detectors |
04/29/26 |
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Can someone explain what a selective prosecution defense is? |
04/29/26 |
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jcm rating poasters as the mars volta songs |
04/29/26 |
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Tommy how are you positioned for MAGA 7 earnings day? |
04/29/26 |
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Reminder: Obama is currently on "extended vacation" in a non-extradition country |
04/29/26 |
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Claude just fucked me over |
04/29/26 |
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Greenland is happening libs |
04/29/26 |
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Tracking lsd’s prediction that Clinton Obama and Biden will be arrested |
04/29/26 |
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I am Out of Office studying the bongo solo from Day of the Baphomets. For urgent |
04/29/26 |
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Karlstack in Daisy Dukes & lipstick hitching towards Breezewood, PA |
04/29/26 |
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Epstein Obtained Objects From Islam’s Holiest Site for His Private Mosque. Par |
04/29/26 |
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TREATY OF BREEZEWOOD - XO lot lizards divide territory |
04/29/26 |
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Nancy Mace asking party-goers at 3:00 a.m. to smell her fingers |
04/29/26 |
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ricky, can we discuss the genius of day of the baphomets? |
04/29/26 |
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Seashells & Ballrooms replacing Bitch Tits & JCPenny Suits in Trump 2's DC- Fox |
04/29/26 |
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Day of the Baphomets by Mars Volta plays as Luis check in on client at Crestwood |
04/29/26 |
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Von'Tarrion N'Shantay Myrackle Kwamartin Miller-Starkes, Jr. |
04/29/26 |
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No babe some guys from OpenAI started Anthropic. NVIDIA just supplies the chips |
04/29/26 |
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RICKY: i think ive become like one of the others. |
04/29/26 |
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Clicking thumbs up emoji on five wife texts in a row |
04/29/26 |
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Credit to Trump for the diplomacy today - link |
04/29/26 |
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Jews: TRUMP IS GOING TO WAR, HE'S GOING TO BOMB IRAN!!! |
04/29/26 |
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Have a rendezvous with 2 Indian dudes. |
04/29/26 |
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It Was CUM CUM CUM 'Til His Daddy Took The TGirl Away |
04/29/26 |
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there was a solid 4 months where every thread on xo was about peterman |
04/29/26 |
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OHH WHAT A FEEEELING! SHOOTING JISIM ON THE CEILING! |
04/29/26 |
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*Alex Jones voice* "Here's your problem" *pulls 6 inch golbin out of computer* |
04/29/26 |
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Check out the guest list for tonight's White House State Dinner (link) |
04/29/26 |
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I've made $2,923 in options since last Friday, complete masterclass |
04/29/26 |
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Biggest downside of being a "James Baker" type is having to wear a suit at 95yo |
04/29/26 |
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*whokebe plays marimba lick to open your trial in purgatory* |
04/29/26 |
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this country is a complete and utter garbage pit lorded over by amoral niggers |
04/29/26 |
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Titties with glitter |
04/29/26 |
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not going to pretend that this trash heap has any merit?send in 50 dozen niggers |
04/29/26 |
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No Game is coming 😔 |
04/29/26 |
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Remember: It isn't just shit wipe. Women also see it as vagina wipe. |
04/29/26 |
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OYT instead of buying Switch 2 I’ve earned like $280 in Portfolio Returns |
04/29/26 |
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Spaceporn awarded Super Lawyers Rising Star Super Predators Lifetime Achievement |
04/29/26 |
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Insulted my father-in-laws mother tonight at dinner |
04/29/26 |
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"One More Time"- Daft Punk is a top 5 GOAT dance/mainstream pop track |
04/29/26 |
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yugoslavia could've been one of the world's greatest countries |
04/29/26 |
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XO 2026: Dream of the Single Wide |
04/29/26 |
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Global Deforestation Has Slowed, but Wildfires Remain a Major Threat |
04/29/26 |
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Taylor Twist waking up in panicked cold sweats as dad claws at him from hell |
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most people believe in a distinction between mechanism and animacy |
04/29/26 |
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I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK DONT MAKE ME GO |
04/29/26 |
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xo: a place for homosexual nonwhites/Jews to discuss white men's penises |
04/29/26 |
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Do you ever wonder what women actually think about your little white dick? |
04/29/26 |
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Last week of unemployment. Taking questions and suggestions. |
04/29/26 |
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My father is dying |
04/29/26 |
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Not convinced in hindsight that disco couldn't have eaten more outback |
04/29/26 |
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Art of the Deal: Trump using AI Cartoons to Negotiate with Iran (CNBC) |
04/29/26 |
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Trump Grabs Melania By The Ass (PIC w King & Queen) |
04/29/26 |
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$200 billion of GIVEAWAYS to Pappi Adelson @Marco Rubio Kia! |
04/29/26 |
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Twitter hypo: if 13% press the black button, 50% of people die |
04/29/26 |
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Remember Trump saying Iran was giving him “8 boats of oil” as tribute? |
04/29/26 |
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Super fit chicks that still look fat |
04/29/26 |
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I haven’t used a condom in like 10-15 years |
04/29/26 |
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AI model trained exclusively on 1970s/1980s Young Adult novels |
04/29/26 |
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our daughters will both be attending Robert Mapplethorpe Middle School |
04/29/26 |
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USAF ejected live black bears from B-58s at Mach 1.3 |
04/29/26 |
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J Dilla, the xoxo poster, is nigger |
04/29/26 |
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whok, will you play marimba lick for my welcome into Heaven? |
04/29/26 |
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I am so disappointed in my own people |
04/29/26 |
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In 1989, Boris Yeltsin attended a matinee screening of Gleaming the Cube. Change |
04/29/26 |
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In 1989, Boris Yeltsin visited a normal Houston grocery store. Changed history. |
04/29/26 |
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Trim, mildly autistic brunettes who enjoy IPAs tp |
04/29/26 |
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is $80,000 too much for a picture of a guy getting fisted? |
04/29/26 |
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Is Jewish Physics real? |
04/29/26 |
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"He really missed you these last few years" your dads buddy says 2 u @ his wake |
04/29/26 |
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we should've let Nixon serve as President for Life |
04/29/26 |
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buttcheeks what are your thoughts on austro-bavarian? |
04/29/26 |
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***UNC kicks down your door*** "DID YOU KNOW MICHAEL JORDAN WENT HERE?" |
04/29/26 |
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I can't, my mereological nihilism |
04/29/26 |
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I cant get "I'm a sassy little yellow slut" out of my head. Fuck all of you |
04/29/26 |
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“Welcome to my harem” (nyuug to busted grandma) |
04/29/26 |
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REMINDER: this is the gook (pic inside) |
04/29/26 |
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Uh oh...nyuug went "all in" on BTC 11/26 with SIXTY times leverage (link) |
04/29/26 |
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What generally counts as "a couple," "a few," and "several"? |
04/29/26 |
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Amazing that NYUUG is still the most insane person here |
04/29/26 |
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JCM spotted cycling around Key West |
04/29/26 |
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You're all retarded assholes. |
04/29/26 |
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I tried a “face sit” for the first time in months and killed the guy (JCM) |
04/29/26 |
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Tomorrow might be the worst day in stock market history (link) |
04/29/26 |
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Caitlin Clark looking down at your bald spot and frowning |
04/29/26 |
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Caitlin Clark offering u 1) 1st row WNBA tix, or 2) hotboxing her rankest farts |
04/29/26 |
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I want to eat fun size Snickers out of JCM's buttcrack |
04/29/26 |
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i think im done taking female clients for good not flame |
04/29/26 |
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given the great bort’s recent issues, did the gook off himself? |
04/29/26 |
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PS the cloud models are becoming enshittified |
04/29/26 |
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It's 2:42 p.m. in Seoul rn btw |
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