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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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The body was under a tarp outside the grocery. Nobody called it in. |
11/09/24 |
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Undiscussed topic: people's fixation on WEATHER |
11/09/24 |
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Can't believe Youtube kept this video up: How to pronounce nigga - Vocab Today |
11/09/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
11/09/24 |
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Alan Lichtenstein: MY MODEL DID NOT FAIL |
11/09/24 |
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Come ITT to rate my omelette. (snoot) |
11/09/24 |
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The self-checkout froze. So did I. (Evan39) |
11/09/24 |
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where did the "extra" 15 million votes in 2020 come from? |
11/09/24 |
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"Corporate" said no more single-stall bathrooms. I wept. (Evan39) |
11/09/24 |
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I joined a DINK/SINK group on facebook |
11/09/24 |
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A customer fainted in the produce section. Nobody stopped shopping. |
11/09/24 |
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Caught my reflection in a puddle. Kept walking. |
11/09/24 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
11/09/24 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
11/09/24 |
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A crow stole my lunch. I let it. |
11/09/24 |
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I heard someone whisper "Chad." I wished he was mine. |
11/09/24 |
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A guy punched me outside the store. I apologized. |
11/09/24 |
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Corporate came to "boost morale." They told me to smile more. |
11/09/24 |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
11/09/24 |
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A homeless man swung a shopping cart at me. I said sorry. |
11/09/24 |
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Two employees fought in aisle 9. I got punched breaking it up. |
11/09/24 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
11/09/24 |
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A man slept on the steps of a burned-out church. I wished I could trade places. |
11/09/24 |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
11/09/24 |
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The streetlighTTT flickered out as I walked by. I didn't stop. |
11/09/24 |
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We all feel comfortable with Trump’s age right? |
11/09/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/09/24 |
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Jerome "forgot" to clock out again. I just stared at the timecard. |
11/09/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/09/24 |
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Tabitha left on FMLA again. I finished her shift. |
11/09/24 |
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The car in the grocery lot had been there for days. So had the note. |
11/09/24 |
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“Take this job and shove it—just kidding, I’m ‘constructively terminated |
11/09/24 |
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Seattle’s Hazard Pay: Complain, Get Paid Extra - maeks sense! |
11/09/24 |
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Nate Silver: '"Alan Lichtman can licht my fucking ass." |
11/09/24 |
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Clean the whole room? Sorry, per local law, hit my daily square footage limit! |
11/09/24 |
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Daryl’s “frequent prayer breaks” mean I do his work. |
11/09/24 |
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XO crossing over into real life, some nigger wrote on my truck (pics) |
11/09/24 |
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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.” |
11/09/24 |
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They shld let you BARTER US Citizenship |
11/09/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/09/24 |
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Your order has arrived. Now rate your experience, goy |
11/09/24 |
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Mr. Bergstein's poasts are mentally ill, even though he himself is mentally ill |
11/09/24 |
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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more. |
11/09/24 |
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Tom’s smoke breaks are longer than my lunch. |
11/09/24 |
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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39) |
11/09/24 |
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The man outside doesn’t move. Doesn’t leave. |
11/09/24 |
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The security guard was gone. I had to handle it, |
11/09/24 |
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I heard footsteps after grocery closing. Security footage showed… me. |
11/09/24 |
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Poll: Last age you had sex in a car? |
11/09/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/09/24 |
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i’m Latinx |
11/09/24 |
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Mark’s “injury” means I mop while he watches. |
11/09/24 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/09/24 |
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Carl’s "religious" accommodations mean I do all the work. |
11/09/24 |
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Trina’s “sick days” look a lot like beach vacations. Odd case. |
11/09/24 |
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Shanice buried her “aunt” three times this month. |
11/09/24 |
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Darryl’s inefficiency makes him rich. I just sweat. |
11/09/24 |
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Jeff’s on “military leave” again. Or Cancun, hard to tell. |
11/09/24 |
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Lisa needs her chair in the breakroom. It’s “medically necessary.” |
11/09/24 |
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Tommy’s “medical marijuana” means I do all the work. |
11/09/24 |
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Carl’s a whistleblower hero. Also terrible at his job. |
11/09/24 |
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Tina’s always late, but the real problem is *me* |
11/09/24 |
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Malik takes every religious holiday off. I haven’t had a day off in weeks. |
11/09/24 |
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Trump is probably going to pwn unions and get Congress to gut the NLRA (zurich) |
11/09/24 |
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Darnell's dodge game is strong. Garnishment, not so much. |
11/09/24 |
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Tabitha’s “flare-ups” always seem to align with margaritas. |
11/09/24 |
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Kelly’s emotional support peacock caused a scene in aisle 5. |
11/09/24 |
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Jake’s “religious exemptions” mean I work Sundays, alone. |
11/09/24 |
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Schedule locked? No problem, I’ll be in Cancun. |
11/09/24 |
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“Evan39's creating a hostile work environment - please help me, HR!!” |
11/09/24 |
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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his. |
11/09/24 |
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Evan39, you braindead? Legally, Keisha needs two seats on the forklift, friend. |
11/09/24 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
11/09/24 |
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How do Republicans not get BTFO in the 2026 midterms? |
11/09/24 |
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Seattle: Mandatory ORCA cards, but Jerry’s still driving me insane. |
11/09/24 |
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WTF is going on with the uncalled House races? |
11/09/24 |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
11/09/24 |
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And I proudly ZOG UP next to you and diaperpoast "I'm gay" cuz their aint no |
11/09/24 |
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Judge rules New York cannot block Texas from sending migrant buses |
11/09/24 |
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"Where? Up my ass? Yeah, ok." (whok) |
11/09/24 |
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Jinx locked me in a shed and raped me for a week. I said thanks (whok) |
11/09/24 |
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I’m a Hank Hill conservative |
11/09/24 |
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“Evan, you’re triggering me, friend. I need a paid break, stat.” |
11/09/24 |
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lol why is karlstack beefing with paul town? |
11/09/24 |
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How tf do people lose weight? |
11/09/24 |
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“In Seattle, it’s not theft if you declare it’s for the people, my friend. |
11/09/24 |
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Feels good waking up in an America with a Megathor bort. |
11/09/24 |
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Scumbag rock songs about being a Scumbag |
11/09/24 |
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Guy on Joe Rogan: Jewish media attacking whites |
11/09/24 |
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TDNW in SHAMBLES: Trump admin will focus on peace, not recapturing territory |
11/09/24 |
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Rate this hot high school cheerleader blasted down a sidewalk with a firehose |
11/09/24 |
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“The lactation room is legally my napping space now.” |
11/09/24 |
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*** 2024 running count of Congress seats stolen by fraud libs *** |
11/09/24 |
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Even libs were strengthened by TRUMP doing the TRUMP shimmy to YMCA imo |
11/09/24 |
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Gen Z subreddit is being brigaded by libs |
11/09/24 |
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Inauguration Day: Trump approaching podium, "Boys Are Back In Town" playing |
11/09/24 |
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UMC Kid Haver. Kid Having Would Be Pretty Miserable As MC. |
11/09/24 |
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Crain walking the streets after beheading a harmless squirrel, Chauvin in solita |
11/09/24 |
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Rate Trump's proclamation on censorship. Seems good IMO |
11/09/24 |
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“Legally, my service dog is allowed to steal your snacks.” |
11/09/24 |
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If you are a Pisces or Cancer, line up ITT for the firing squad |
11/09/24 |
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So Trump didn’t even need Pennsylvania lol |
11/09/24 |
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Karlstack's downfall is 180 |
11/09/24 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
11/09/24 |
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jews told shapiro not to be vp candidate, that kamala was going to lose |
11/09/24 |
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Help, I can't find my penis! Damn my gut and all of these grey pubes! (whok) |
11/09/24 |
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Rate me as an omelet |
11/09/24 |
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Extreme headcase "Pariah the Doll" is poasting zher cell phone # on Twitter |
11/09/24 |
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Darnell living the dream in THAILAND with his thick af JUNGLE AZNgirl |
11/09/24 |
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Seattle’s TNC Deactivation Law: Polka Drivers Thrive, Sanity Dies! |
11/09/24 |
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We get to have sex with women&girls again and say merry Christmas! |
11/09/24 |
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The chain of events that led to Trumps re-election started with … |
11/09/24 |
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Karlstack rubs everyone the wrong way sooner or later. born to walk alone. |
11/09/24 |
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Why work harder when SeaTTTle pays you more for less? |
11/09/24 |
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Can anybody recommend some gay homosexual hockey novels |
11/09/24 |
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Monday flu strikes again. Thanks, PSST. |
11/09/24 |
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“Promises Made- Extremely Online Incels Pin Hopes on Trump’s 2nd Term |
11/09/24 |
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"Reddit" is a joke |
11/09/24 |
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teve takes every possible union break. I take the slack. |
11/09/24 |
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Mandy’s “allergies” mean I clean up her messes. |
11/09/24 |
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Main Archer Daniels Midlands(ADM) Plant goes Bboooooooooom 💥 |
11/09/24 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
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Libs nearly frauded Wisconsin again |
11/09/24 |
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Germany can’t hold snap elections due to lack of paper |
11/09/24 |
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If Michael Jackson was alive would he be a Trumpmo? |
11/09/24 |
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Do you pick up women on Facebook and other social media? |
11/09/24 |
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Biz idea: Make up fake anecdotes to counter fake anecdotes on Reddit |
11/09/24 |
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Silly Silly Silly Silly Silly Silly Silly |
11/09/24 |
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Rating poasters as Silly or Not Silly itt |
11/09/24 |
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*** Gazans Are Living Through a Yearlong Blackout *** |
11/09/24 |
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*** U.N.: Action Is Needed in Days to Avert Gaza Famine *** |
11/09/24 |
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Bort cons: When was the last time an R won the popular vote for President? |
11/09/24 |
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Libs still conduct massive fraud in urban areas HTH |
11/09/24 |
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** College Basketball Opening Week Megathread: 11/4-11/10 ** |
11/09/24 |
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Do retarded as fuck Board Trumpmos really believe Trump can win popular vote? |
11/09/24 |
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LMAO at Paulie’s IRL name being on the XO daily mail screenshot |
11/09/24 |
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rate this Dem strategist's pre-election gloat post |
11/09/24 |
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Jessica’s PTSD means I handle all the Karens now. |
11/09/24 |
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How do they split up electors if the states popular vote is tied? |
11/09/24 |
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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says. |
11/09/24 |
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JD will run the show for Trump and Usha runs the show for JD = USHA is POTUS |
11/09/24 |
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Randy no-call, no-shows again. "HIPAA" protects him. |
11/09/24 |
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Kelsey’s ferret escaped. I had to chase it through aisle 3. |
11/09/24 |
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what was ever the appeal of "white castle" |
11/09/24 |
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Investigation of the Investigator of Peanut the Squirrel (link) |
11/09/24 |
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Chuck Todd lied about having "some college" to secure Foot Locker manager job |
11/09/24 |
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Hard truth: John Dickerson is a better interviewer than Chuck Todd |
11/09/24 |
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i won't share a pic of jcm here but she has a gargantuan ass |
11/09/24 |
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JD Vance conducts live on-air 'early life check' |
11/09/24 |
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any bitch ass niggas poasting rn? |
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