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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Alexa pausing Olivia Rodrigo song to ask if U like the name Alexa or Olivia more |
02/06/26 |
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imagine you just sent a save-the-date to hundreds of people and your wedding is |
02/06/26 |
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These old girls have earned their rest *ZoZo server, hamster sigh in peace* |
02/06/26 |
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Face it: your genes just aren’t fit for the environment in 2026 |
02/06/26 |
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Rate this Italian curler - video |
02/06/26 |
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Hello! u shout down XO hall w/ tattered portraits of kings. Anyone left! Echoes. |
02/06/26 |
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fuckin shit is so over |
02/06/26 |
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Been playing golf at sunrise this past week, can play nine holes and home by 7a. |
02/06/26 |
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Scott Scheffler. New golfer, first day. Scott. |
02/06/26 |
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Played golf with a tall Asian chad |
02/06/26 |
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Rate this golf WOC |
02/06/26 |
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Usha handing Heinekens to you and JD at Top Golf. |
02/06/26 |
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🚨 U.S. Embassy: EVACUATE IRAN IMMEDIATELY 🚨 |
02/06/26 |
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Trump has a Jewish daughter and Jewish grandchildren, wife came from Epstein |
02/05/26 |
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Cousin Kai: Is my golf shirt see-through? / Shrewvanka: Jared only speaks Hebrew |
02/05/26 |
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u sit at table in Neo Chiba votshop: know a guy. jafar. lv 6 compositional surge |
02/05/26 |
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Is Blake Neff the only hardcore Catholic who doesn't give a fuck about Epstein? |
02/05/26 |
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The British won a huge battle in Quebec right before they met Washington |
02/05/26 |
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Opus 4.6 told me my custom .md library is levels beyond Anthropic's legal plugin |
02/05/26 |
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Gamer gf: your tomboy next door best friend; ZOZO gf: “who won the Gen?” |
02/05/26 |
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Chase Infiniti girlfriend: always down for raceplay; gamer gf: State of Play |
02/05/26 |
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Battle of the brown cultural commenter Mommy gfs: AOC or Ilhan Omar or Julia tp? |
02/05/26 |
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Look, I haven't seen proof of a crime. A lot of the images are fake (Blake. Neff |
02/05/26 |
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35yo white collar guy here. Is being online a lot weird and gay or OK |
02/05/26 |
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*spaceporn coming out of toddlers clifford book like guy in take on me vid* |
02/05/26 |
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Fallout show = devolved into garbage. IT show = devolved into garbage. House of |
02/05/26 |
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“No I don’t go up there!” cried tsinah’s bottle of mr bubble |
02/05/26 |
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Face it: your poasts just aren’t fit for the cyberworld in 2026 |
02/05/26 |
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Told hot female coworker "I'm just trying to keep the hair I have lol" expecting |
02/05/26 |
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slotting ur hard penis into your motorcycle's penis hole as u get ready to ride |
02/05/26 |
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Bitcoin seems to be mooning again. Time to buy more? |
02/05/26 |
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Normal to text with ur SiL late night, when u wake up in morning, during day etc |
02/05/26 |
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Steven Miller is the greatest policy architect in American History |
02/05/26 |
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US tells all citizens to "leave Iran now" |
02/05/26 |
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Goyim in a bun, dance! |
02/05/26 |
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Administrative law but the phrase "the crown" is sprinkled everywhere |
02/05/26 |
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Would you play in my ass before pounding it? |
02/05/26 |
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We havent forgotten you queer Covid lockdown people. |
02/05/26 |
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What mockery is this "Epstein files release"? |
02/05/26 |
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wow that this monikor was available |
02/05/26 |
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Huge retard Quality Learning Center doesn't know how UK PMs are chosen |
02/05/26 |
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Cumming on his big cock is highly credited |
02/05/26 |
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So Kay Adams just gets paid to flirt with black men on tv? |
02/05/26 |
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NSAM is my Cyrano de Bergerac tweet ghostwriter |
02/05/26 |
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Hello goy these are your assigned parasites |
02/05/26 |
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cucumbers tp is an object u insert into ur butt & wiggle until ejaculation |
02/05/26 |
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Karlstack this is gold |
02/05/26 |
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Dumbfuck Blake Neff read 10k books about England doesn't know how PMs are chosen |
02/05/26 |
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Consuela has no fucking idea how the UK Prime Minister is chosen |
02/05/26 |
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The Masturbation Network |
02/05/26 |
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Bachelor's Degree in Ugliness |
02/05/26 |
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kyle i just met u and this is crazy but heres my asshole |
02/05/26 |
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A bort full of lawyers can't find the law that explains how UK PMs are chosen |
02/05/26 |
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Your future wife making "glorp glorp glorp" sounds as Chad |
02/05/26 |
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Just copped $5k worth of BTC. Libs MAF. |
02/05/26 |
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Scottie Scheffler is a closet basket case |
02/05/26 |
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This Russian dood played water polo? I don't think so |
02/05/26 |
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Paddock and weird incel church shooter happened within span of month |
02/05/26 |
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Evaluate this quote about hiring practices at the Gestapo |
02/05/26 |
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Over/under: How many dead in political violence Jan. 20? |
02/05/26 |
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Consuela come itt and read this and tell me when youre done so i can blank it |
02/05/26 |
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What was your first jury trial like? |
02/05/26 |
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Which states are pickiest/least picky on ethics when licensing new attorneys? |
02/05/26 |
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Massie is absolutely MOGGING Trump now because Trump is compromised |
02/05/26 |
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The last 2 years, maybe the last 4-5, have been total fraud |
02/05/26 |
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No one knows how the UK Prime Minister is chosen |
02/05/26 |
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No one on xo can explain how the UK prime minister is chosen; fuckin idiots |
02/05/26 |
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“Even Siberia?” Russia asked China in 2037. “Especially Siberia” |
02/05/26 |
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"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle." |
02/05/26 |
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I'm going to go push out a log |
02/05/26 |
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the only person I'm ever disappointed didn't follow me back on X was Blake neff |
02/05/26 |
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Trumpmos love Bill Clinton more than Thomas Massie now; very schizo! |
02/05/26 |
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peterman in ecstasy as a trucker pushes a louisville slugger to the grip tape |
02/05/26 |
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every single scottish person i met in china told me they cried during braveheart |
02/05/26 |
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Scottish sheep: "lamb laddy" |
02/05/26 |
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Trucker 1: "u calling BTC bottom?" Trucker 2: *leans out window* "yo Peterman!" |
02/05/26 |
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Neoliberal Feudalism: blame everyone but Jews for your misfortune, ok? |
02/05/26 |
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"DIE FOR ISRAEL" scrolling on a permanent loop in Times Square now |
02/05/26 |
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kissing cucumbers on the shoulders as you prone bone him (pic) |
02/05/26 |
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Reminder: TBF has never sold a penny of crypto, will hold until BTC = $0 |
02/05/26 |
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PSA: exeunt & peterman dumped 9 figs of worthless crypto on heads of pensioners |
02/05/26 |
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"when moon?" <exeunt pulls down his pants & moons your face> |
02/05/26 |
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<Michael Buffer voice> LET'S GET READY TO SCAM THESE GOYYYYIIIIIM |
02/05/26 |
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Anyone else going to WM Phoenix Open? |
02/05/26 |
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They went from "invasion of Rafah imminent" to "IT MEANS NATION, OK?" in no time |
02/05/26 |
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Mr Jinx wearing bluetooth leading Bangkok seminar: “Sell me this buttplug” |
02/05/26 |
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Yet anothe graduate of Mr. Jinx's pickup artist academy got arrested: |
02/05/26 |
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Bored AF scrolling looking for that BBC to stretch me out |
02/05/26 |
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this epstein stuff was solely to groom normies to accept more insane future shit |
02/05/26 |
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most prestigious Scottish clan? |
02/05/26 |
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Created and interacted with content on law school message board (2014 - present) |
02/05/26 |
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The Legend of ZoZo: Rach’s Awakening 🐳🎶 |
02/05/26 |
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"Trust If AZNgirl" - my golden retriever, probably |
02/05/26 |
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Has anyone seen Spike Lee's highly overrated 25th Hour? |
02/05/26 |
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Autoadmit: Earth is probably the best hamster-powered website i've ever seen |
02/05/26 |
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GF of 6.5 mos starting to smother me |
02/05/26 |
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One shot at existence and u were a cog in a kike casino nightmare machine |
02/05/26 |
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LOL @ CHARLIE KIRK |
02/05/26 |
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Trumpmos: WE LOVE FAT HOMOSEXUALS NOW! |
02/05/26 |
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$100 to come smother me to death with a pillow until I am dead. |
02/05/26 |
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They auto-redacted the word Don |
02/05/26 |
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just gonna start flatline ko'ing zoomers irl |
02/05/26 |
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broccoli headed retards |
02/05/26 |
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cucumbers is a jew whore procuress for yid mafia pedophiles |
02/05/26 |
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Peterman narrowed his beady eyes. "Yeah, I know how to do that. Cost you extra." |
02/05/26 |
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So stock markets are rigged, central bankers trade on inside info, but it's ok |
02/05/26 |
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"He was really attached to his health, memories, vitality, sense of self, |
02/05/26 |
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Nude Six Nine having a body betrayal boner as i suck his dick |
02/05/26 |
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Goy meets girl |
02/05/26 |
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Epatein: "Let the goyim deal in the real world."; Consuela: IT MEANS NATION |
02/05/26 |
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(Scott Stapp voice) CAN YOU MAAAAAKE ME TAAAAAALLER |
02/05/26 |
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The unsquanched wife's son is not worth buying- Pedocles |
02/05/26 |
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"I'm Pedocles!" only Spaceporn stands up |
02/05/26 |
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Pedocles: To call a man Bozo is injustice, to call him Squancho is perfection |
02/05/26 |
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Pedocles here. I will never voyage to Ithaca. I will never go on an "Odyssey" |
02/05/26 |
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So Jews teaching me what "goy" means think I never read Imagined Communities? |
02/05/26 |
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How the fuck does "goy" mean nation when nationalism didn't exist until 1890s |
02/05/26 |
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אמן |
02/05/26 |
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You should be buying stocks now |
02/05/26 |
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Jameela Jamil holding 2 iPhones, one logged in as TBF, one as Tommy T (link) |
02/05/26 |
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Clownsuit of Pedocles hanging over the Playroom |
02/05/26 |
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Is 43 the cr age to start fresh with a new Web 1.0 format (Rachmiel)? |
02/05/26 |
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Turns out Rainbows are for gay pride events and NOT for crypto analysis |
02/05/26 |
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Vapin' in Ma Boys Room -- Gaytonville Station ft Spaceporn |
02/05/26 |
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Neville Negroballer |
02/05/26 |
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Does anyone miss those British shows where everyone lives in a small town |
02/05/26 |
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The Pillows ft Spaceporn - Hybrid Playroom |
02/05/26 |
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Princess Jasmine twin @ Rosewood Sand Hill said "to be fair" while serving drink |
02/05/26 |
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Cardamon is super expensive |
02/05/26 |
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Scotty Scrotestroker |
02/05/26 |
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Japanese title of Peterman biopic: "Truck Stop Face Pleasure!" |
02/05/26 |
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Emilio caught on camera having affair with married man!!! (video) |
02/05/26 |
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Elon typing "Ketamine" into TrumpRx.gov |
02/05/26 |
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Nintendo fans when a 20+yo game they already own is made available to purchase |
02/05/26 |
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Last chance to buy BTC over $60k |
02/05/26 |
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Buddy’s wife bragging bc on Facebook that she slimmed down to a size 12. |
02/05/26 |
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Cowgod spinning this narrative on every sub possible |
02/05/26 |
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i yelled "oh the negrosity!" while on an L&E practice group zoom call this week |
02/05/26 |
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Somebody estimate Terence McKenna's IQ please |
02/05/26 |
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"guys look at this longbutt!" *poasts pic of chick with panties jacked up to tit |
02/05/26 |
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Oona Chaplin is far hotter IRL than her Avatar 3 character, not sure what Jim C |
02/05/26 |
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think that's enough word salad for today buddy |
02/05/26 |
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Art hoe gf: only wears Brandy Melville, loves to quote Herman Melville |
02/05/26 |
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Karlstack is aura farming by attacking Nick in the replies |
02/05/26 |
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Cowgod, what do u think of this Megaman X fangame |
02/05/26 |
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A Dozen Autists Discussed Female Hypergamy for 20 Years. This is What They Found |
02/05/26 |
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Permanently delayed gratification |
02/05/26 |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
02/05/26 |
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literally everything in media & government designed to fleece the goyim |
02/05/26 |
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Hottest WINTER Olympics athletes in history? |
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