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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Has AI taken any jobs yet? |
11/15/24 |
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Rating poasters as texts from Spaceporn's firm's group chat talking shit abt SP |
11/15/24 |
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From 1989 to 2015 (26y) the GOP only won the Popular Vote ONE time |
11/15/24 |
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Amazing X thread by Pajeets destroyed Birdshits wow |
11/15/24 |
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Red Lobster CEO: “Dem shrimps ain’t comin’ back!” |
11/15/24 |
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Popular Vote Winner shld get 50% of EV's automatically, rest via State Elections |
11/15/24 |
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First thing Trump should do is make it illegal for the media to disrespect him |
11/15/24 |
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Mainlining tp, what’s going on? Control yourself, control your Machine! |
11/15/24 |
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Rate Rudy Giuliani’s seized watch collection |
11/15/24 |
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Spinelli I have it on good authority that TSINAH plans on suing you |
11/15/24 |
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Christina Buttons never has to publish any articles, and has guaranteed sinecure |
11/15/24 |
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The radio silence after giving these fuckers a fee agreement |
11/15/24 |
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Sad How Most Golfers Will Never Get a Hole In One In Their Lifetime |
11/15/24 |
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"sic semper squanchantibus" the boy cries, lifting the sharpened pickle rick toy |
11/15/24 |
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Hegemon |
11/15/24 |
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WTF, was just rejected from this hotel |
11/15/24 |
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why do niggers dress like clowns? |
11/15/24 |
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I’m worried about spaceporn having a TDS episode IRL and harming his family |
11/15/24 |
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someone repoast SP's old firm bio page pic - the one with the hairline |
11/15/24 |
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Mainlining's AI poasts are better than 99% of the shit on here |
11/15/24 |
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Shitlib Scientific American editor fucks up, quits |
11/15/24 |
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why does anyone actually go inside Costco/Walmart/Prolemarts |
11/15/24 |
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Let's hope for SP's sake that he can actually practice law. |
11/15/24 |
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Anyone try THC gummies? |
11/15/24 |
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There's going to be violence against Spaceporn, which is regrettable |
11/15/24 |
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Spaceporn's father was uniquely both MKUltra scientist & participant |
11/15/24 |
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Wait so Manhattan Institute dorks are tortious while anonymous and online? |
11/15/24 |
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https://manhattan.institute/pers
on/zach-goldberg |
11/15/24 |
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I’m at the airport talking on my phone. Listen to me. Look at me. |
11/15/24 |
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Is there a reasonable lib explanation for where all their votes went? And why |
11/15/24 |
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Spaceporn's great-grandfather was Jack the Ripper |
11/15/24 |
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Spaceporn is the Zodiac killer |
11/15/24 |
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Proles say "What what!" all the fucking time |
11/15/24 |
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Glengarry Glenn Harris |
11/15/24 |
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"Evan39? It's me, yourself, Boom." *applies lipstick* "And now I'm mainlining." |
11/15/24 |
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Spaceporn raped and killed a boy in 1990. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan is lucky to work with so many friends... It's like a family (mainlining) |
11/15/24 |
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STOMP STOMP STOMP went the shrew. Grrr, iced coffee. Grr, cake in the kitchen. |
11/15/24 |
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Mainlining, clad in Tilapia skin, interpretive dance of existential dread |
11/15/24 |
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I know the exact date SP's wife is going to die. |
11/15/24 |
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could you imagine spaceporn as a judge? |
11/15/24 |
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Hey Mase tell me again about how you are gonna murk me. |
11/15/24 |
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The divide between the midwit managerial class and everyone else |
11/15/24 |
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Did libs really carry around tackleboxes full of butt plugs? |
11/15/24 |
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It's called a stock market crash dance and you do it every Friday |
11/15/24 |
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i won't share a pic of bloodacre here but he has a gargantuan ass |
11/15/24 |
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"Ay-yo, Tony Scaramucci ova here!" |
11/15/24 |
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Golf Bros: is hole-in-one insurance credited ($50/yr)? |
11/15/24 |
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So weird having a President again after four years |
11/15/24 |
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I love wearing my CPAP mask makes me feel like a fighter pilot |
11/15/24 |
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Whokebe, butt naked, doing the haka with his back to mr. jinx |
11/15/24 |
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NYT really pushing their podcasts |
11/15/24 |
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Cant make up my mind for wall art in my office |
11/15/24 |
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Cultural Marxism article in Wikipedia: 2014 vs 2021 comparison |
11/15/24 |
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GunneraTTT gives off intense angry-loser vibes |
11/15/24 |
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Meet Joe Black (1998) - Bill's Birthday Speech Scene |
11/15/24 |
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You're getting old: spaceporn's son just raped him |
11/15/24 |
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official DOGE .gov url redirecting to xoxohth is wild |
11/15/24 |
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DOGE is going to be a big letdown |
11/15/24 |
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When spaceporn goes to prison for raping his "son," can he win MPM in absentia? |
11/15/24 |
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spaceporn pleading to be put into juvenile detention center |
11/15/24 |
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who will TRUMP nominate as Domestic Minister? |
11/15/24 |
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ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI IS BACK |
11/15/24 |
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"So if I fuck children I can be AG?" spaceporn mused |
11/15/24 |
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EPAH castrated his kids 4 ideological milieu equivalent of a dead tumblr link? |
11/15/24 |
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Being naked is 180 |
11/15/24 |
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Hulk Hogan Named Press Secretary |
11/15/24 |
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EPAH put his kids genitals in a woodchipper because of a tumblr mood board? |
11/15/24 |
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Podcast where jcm takes poasters lobster fishing |
11/15/24 |
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"Women" spend tons of their time just trying to keep their Pussy in check |
11/15/24 |
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James Carville is 180 |
11/15/24 |
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Your wife walks out the door and slams it. You breathe a long sigh of relief. |
11/15/24 |
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I legit think physiognomy is a major factor in Trump's cabinet picks & it's 180 |
11/15/24 |
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I own the Mahchine And you call me insane. You are privy to a Great Becumming... |
11/15/24 |
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remember when libs deleted the "Cultural Marxism" wiki page in ~2018? |
11/15/24 |
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Trump's Stock Market Crashing Gigantically Exit All Anuses 11.15.24 |
11/15/24 |
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I miss taking bullshit community college classes to boost my GPA |
11/15/24 |
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RFK deploying "Veal Team Six" to FDA: |
11/15/24 |
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"Me? I never supported the transgender movement. That's not true. I always said |
11/15/24 |
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Where do you buy your letterhead from |
11/15/24 |
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Missionary family goes to Africa. Wife cucks him and hires nigga to kill him |
11/15/24 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/15/24 |
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The Great Fluorescent Cage of Commerce (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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"Uh, another boy being raped.." (spaceporn taking Rorschach test) |
11/15/24 |
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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more. |
11/15/24 |
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Mike Tyson's best quotes read like compendium of philosophy: |
11/15/24 |
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Dan Bilzerian goes on 30 minute antisemitic ran on Pier Morgan |
11/15/24 |
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are these yoga pants too revealing? |
11/15/24 |
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AOC: Tulsi is absolutely devastating for dems |
11/15/24 |
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"Everyone's got a plan until they get fucked in the ass" (Peterman 2 runaway tee |
11/15/24 |
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who is "Edward Donovan" and why is spinelli outing him today? |
11/15/24 |
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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand. |
11/15/24 |
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Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary meltdown stories |
11/15/24 |
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A day in the life of Donald Trump's Greater Israel. |
11/15/24 |
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Average libs shouldn't have to pick up the tab for the insane "woke" stuff imo |
11/15/24 |
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Spaceporn Getting Creepily Excited About "Recess Appointments" |
11/15/24 |
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It’s later than you think |
11/15/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/15/24 |
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STEVE BANNON selected for FBI DIRECTOR |
11/15/24 |
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i just found out my deaf dad was gay |
11/15/24 |
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We got a real pervert on loose here,leaving rotisserie chickens in the toy aisle |
11/15/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/15/24 |
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Where the Fluorescent Safeway Lights Never Dim (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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"Evan39, Sir Squawkington owns this grocery store now, friend." |
11/15/24 |
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A customer fainted in the produce section. Nobody stopped shopping. |
11/15/24 |
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A guy punched me outside the store. I apologized. |
11/15/24 |
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“Take this job and shove it—just kidding, I’m ‘constructively terminated |
11/15/24 |
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Shanice buried her “aunt” three times this month. |
11/15/24 |
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The streetlighTTT flickered out as I walked by. I didn't stop. |
11/15/24 |
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PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD |
11/15/24 |
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Two employees fought in aisle 9. I got punched breaking it up. |
11/15/24 |
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The security guard was gone. I had to handle it, |
11/15/24 |
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A kid knocked over the candy display. I let him. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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Seattle’s Hazard Pay: Complain, Get Paid Extra - maeks sense! |
11/15/24 |
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Mark’s “injury” means I mop while he watches. |
11/15/24 |
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Caught my reflection in a puddle. Kept walking. |
11/15/24 |
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A jar of pickles shattered in aisle 3. I didn’t flinch. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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A stroller sat abandoned on the sidewalk. No one asked why. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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A crow stole my lunch. I let it. |
11/15/24 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
11/15/24 |
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A man collapsed outside my grocery today. No one stopped. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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A woman screamed in the alley. Nobody turned. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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Libs are calling Gabbard a lunatic, nut job, whacko |
11/15/24 |
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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
11/15/24 |
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A kid threw a soda at me in the parking lot. I just stood there. |
11/15/24 |
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are there any "State" universities that are better than "The University of" for |
11/15/24 |
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A homeless guy washed his hair in our grocery bathroom sink. I said nothing. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
11/15/24 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
11/15/24 |
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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.” |
11/15/24 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/15/24 |
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ricky |
11/15/24 |
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Every Shift is a Sentence, Every Customer a Warden |
11/15/24 |
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Oh no my deli stocks! |
11/15/24 |
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The Grocery Shelves Are Watching |
11/15/24 |
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The One's "Beneath" The Grocery, Forever Waiting (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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Our average Wealth Management client |
11/15/24 |
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The Sun's Whisper, The Moon's Scream, and Tabitha's Donut Crumbs |
11/15/24 |
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The man outside doesn’t move. Doesn’t leave. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39 here, Quiet Quitting Meets FMLA: Jerry’s Untouchable |
11/15/24 |
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Daryl’s “frequent prayer breaks” mean I do his work. |
11/15/24 |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
11/15/24 |
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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his. |
11/15/24 |
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Corporate came to "boost morale." They told me to smile more. |
11/15/24 |
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A homeless man swung a shopping cart at me. I said sorry. |
11/15/24 |
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Jerome "forgot" to clock out again. I just stared at the timecard. |
11/15/24 |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
11/15/24 |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
11/15/24 |
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The body was under a tarp outside the grocery. Nobody called it in. |
11/15/24 |
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