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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
11/16/24 |
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Rate this viral airplane advice |
11/16/24 |
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FizzKidd, tell S.H. in no uncertain terms that he is to court you now |
11/16/24 |
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What's Hegseth going to do about all these Hispanics in the US military? |
11/16/24 |
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If Tyson had always trained a bit, stayed in shape since day he retired |
11/16/24 |
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I need a penis |
11/16/24 |
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Hegseth: I was in the shit. I can ensure a $200bn contract gets enforced |
11/16/24 |
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probably gonna get high later tonight |
11/16/24 |
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A 7-foot tall black man named Pringle |
11/16/24 |
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Why did boxing die |
11/16/24 |
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Trump picked a 44 year old pundit to run the Pentagon. Is he retarded? |
11/16/24 |
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If you're not a Christian you're going to hell |
11/16/24 |
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Paralegal Mohammad and wife try to honor kill datter for dating nigger |
11/16/24 |
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Dems now talking about forming a shadow government |
11/16/24 |
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FizzKidd can we get an updated depth chart of your paramours? |
11/16/24 |
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fizzkidd is technically a virgin b/c like most catholic chicks, 1st date anal |
11/16/24 |
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So Musk lost $22bb buying Twitter but now controls 3 branches of US Govt? |
11/16/24 |
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Just got approved for SSDI at 38 years old. $3,415 per month |
11/16/24 |
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Let's discuss gas vs. charcoal vs. wood vs. electric for grilling |
11/16/24 |
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Jake Paul should fight Joe Biden next |
11/16/24 |
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Trump to appoint Theodore Kaczynski as Postmaster General |
11/16/24 |
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explain elite undergrad students who quit going to class & ambivalently take Fs |
11/16/24 |
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Kash Patel to lead FBI, lmao not flame |
11/16/24 |
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"I dunno bro I just love having my ass came in, it....hi, who just joined?" |
11/16/24 |
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what clique is Tom Hanks? |
11/16/24 |
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Karlstack, we joke at your expense a lot, but just want you to know |
11/16/24 |
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"Sorry, can't come, too busy arguing clique theory with trump is the lib killer |
11/16/24 |
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The internal says "MASE tp headed for category 5 meltdown" |
11/16/24 |
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Being naked is 180 |
11/16/24 |
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Keisha took her third "ADA break" of the day. I kept working. |
11/16/24 |
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Mainlining, clad in Tilapia skin, interpretive dance of existential dread |
11/16/24 |
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The Great Fluorescent Cage of Commerce (Evan39) |
11/16/24 |
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How big a deal was it for Christopher to get Cleaver made? |
11/16/24 |
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The streetlighTTT flickered out as I walked by. I didn't stop. |
11/16/24 |
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When a man is blowing me, I like to rest my gut on his bald head (whok) |
11/16/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/16/24 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/16/24 |
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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more. |
11/16/24 |
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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand. |
11/16/24 |
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Seattle’s Hazard Pay: Complain, Get Paid Extra - maeks sense! |
11/16/24 |
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The Grocery Shelves Are Watching |
11/16/24 |
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Brad took paternity leave for a kid that isn’t his. |
11/16/24 |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
11/16/24 |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
11/16/24 |
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Donald Trump is building the least Jewish administration in American history |
11/16/24 |
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Jeff’s on “military leave” again. Or Cancun, hard to tell. |
11/16/24 |
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The security guard was gone. I had to handle it, |
11/16/24 |
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Chris Wright named Secretary of Energy |
11/16/24 |
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“Take this job and shove it—just kidding, I’m ‘constructively terminated |
11/16/24 |
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2024: Refining the Art of BBW Ranching An Update for the Elite Rancher |
11/16/24 |
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What is the nightlife like in Resolute, Nunavut? |
11/16/24 |
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Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. |
11/16/24 |
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The One's "Beneath" The Grocery, Forever Waiting (Evan39) |
11/16/24 |
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Caesar & Mark Antony Visit Vercingetorix Rome |
11/16/24 |
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Not flame, Vercingetorix was held prisoner 5 year$. Saved for the Triumph |
11/16/24 |
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The Jewish conspiracy against Michael Jackson |
11/16/24 |
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rate my mustache (Paralegal Mohammed’s wife) |
11/16/24 |
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Joining Seyfarth Shaw as "Of Counsel" in their DC office |
11/16/24 |
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TBF, you are cordially invited to my Christmas table this year. |
11/16/24 |
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Shitlawyer hits helium balloon "hey guys, i'm spaceporn" *office erupts in laugh |
11/16/24 |
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Nobody wants to work anymore |
11/16/24 |
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Caesar Vercingetorix Submission |
11/16/24 |
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“Evan’s targeted BBWs long enough.” |
11/16/24 |
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Need an emergent vacation destination next week |
11/16/24 |
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who is the worst current poaster? |
11/16/24 |
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The Pep Ritual A greasy altar, a sacrament of excess I tried to picture the slic |
11/16/24 |
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Dissociation via screens |
11/16/24 |
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Trump's election is devastating to the Jew |
11/16/24 |
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The Tilapia Tango A culinary conundrum, a fishy paradox I tried to picture the f |
11/16/24 |
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I have 3 prole family members that made millions on slip and fall lawsuits |
11/16/24 |
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TBF, i need to talk to you (zurich) |
11/16/24 |
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The Wellness Seminar A fluorescent purgatory, a circle of forced smiles I tried |
11/16/24 |
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my biggest regret in life is not pulling the trigger when I had the perfect oppo |
11/16/24 |
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Reality is that you would have a chance at teen pussy if u worked at Target |
11/16/24 |
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Ranching of Counsel A partnership deferred, a corner office mirage I tried to pi |
11/16/24 |
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San Francisco was briefly the world's top city in early 00s |
11/16/24 |
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Clause 9.2 and 7.6 A legal labyrinth, a contractual tomb I tried to picture the |
11/16/24 |
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lex, i'm going to take some weed marijuana thc now |
11/16/24 |
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The Mahchine's Chokehold An endless circuit of fraud$, tilapia, and broken dream |
11/16/24 |
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The Third-Tier Toilet A porcelain purgatory, a swirling vortex of dreams I tried |
11/16/24 |
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Trump has mostly appointed opportunistic Israel hawks with no blood ties to Isra |
11/16/24 |
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fyi, POTUS Gavin will reinstate the J6 and documents charges against Trump |
11/16/24 |
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Maeking It A hollow victory, a fleeting crown I tried to picture the summit, bat |
11/16/24 |
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Finished David Mamet's The Wicked Son (2006) |
11/16/24 |
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The Age of Flame A flickering ember, a fading fire I tried to picture my youth, |
11/16/24 |
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popping and locking using his broom stick |
11/16/24 |
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The Shitbort An infinite scroll of triumphs and trainwrecks I tried to picture t |
11/16/24 |
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has Coors Banquet usurped Bud Light as the Scumbag beer? |
11/16/24 |
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he was like the mike tyson at 58 of his craft tp |
11/16/24 |
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The Quotemo A masked persona, a voice in the crowd I tried to picture their face |
11/16/24 |
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I can't, Mom, I have to go to the airport to look for a "FizzKidd" |
11/16/24 |
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The Mahchine™ An omnipresent force, a web of despair I tried to picture its ge |
11/16/24 |
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Daft Punk - Contact.mp3 Hey, Bob, I'm looking at what Jack was talking about, an |
11/16/24 |
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Jus Jump A leap of faith, into the abyss I tried to picture the bottom, shrouded |
11/16/24 |
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1) Turd butt humps tattoo freak 2) Beaners "tie" 3) wrong girl wins 4) Tyson sad |
11/16/24 |
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If you love butthole you'll love me |
11/16/24 |
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Karlstack is a shape shifting demon who chose the form of a homeless looking man |
11/16/24 |
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The Trinity Three voices intertwined, a chorus of despair I tried to picture the |
11/16/24 |
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how much do u bros pay in real estate taxes per year |
11/16/24 |
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Matt Gaetz used to post on AutoAdmit |
11/16/24 |
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The Ranch A decadent expanse I tried to imagine the BBWs navigating the holograp |
11/16/24 |
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I would rather read every post TBF has ever made than one Karlstack post |
11/16/24 |
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The BORT A shit-stained frontier, a realm of despair I tried to picture those po |
11/16/24 |
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Karlstack sold his soul out to jews and still makes below minimum wage |
11/16/24 |
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The Ranch A surreal domain I tried to picture BBWs stampeding through endless ho |
11/16/24 |
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Rate this dinner I made for my family of 6 |
11/16/24 |
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REMINDER: Karlstack spent last year fellating Jewish billionaires |
11/16/24 |
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The Ranch A frontier of flesh, a sea of curves I tried to picture those glorious |
11/16/24 |
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The Ranch A frontier of excess I tried to picture BBW herds as they roamed the h |
11/16/24 |
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Didn’t realize Vivek was actually a third world retard |
11/16/24 |
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The Ranch A gravy-soaked frontier I tried to picture herds of BBWs As they rolle |
11/16/24 |
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Gaetz looks like deranged plastic surgeon in Escape From LA |
11/16/24 |
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Link some songs here and I'll listen to them |
11/16/24 |
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"Birdshits not doing well," said the turdskin who whines about birdshits daily |
11/16/24 |
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Cool so I missed marrying any decent chicks by 28 and now I sift through trash? |
11/16/24 |
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XO DEAL FINDER: 9Ah dewalt flexvolt battery + FREE dewalt Sawzall for $269 |
11/16/24 |
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nyuug has been real quiet since the election |
11/16/24 |
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SSDI - anyone do this? |
11/16/24 |
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The Ranch A grazing frontier I tried to picture herds of BBWs as they moved acro |
11/16/24 |
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Tron Legacy is Daft Punk's real masterpiece |
11/16/24 |
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Actual demonism is transpiring presently |
11/16/24 |
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Report bbooomm for SSDI fraud here, I just did lmao https://secure.ssa.gov/pfrf/ |
11/16/24 |
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marshmallow test but it's a man surrounded by screens turned off and all he can |
11/16/24 |
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Do not try to get into the mind of a demon. They are demonic |
11/16/24 |
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My Mahchine woke me up @ noon.. hungover..whispered .."$$DI time, friend" |
11/16/24 |
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recommendation: get your Vitamin D levels tested |
11/16/24 |
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"Yes, yes, sure... certainly so... but what of the 'Asian pussy,' Johnson?" |
11/16/24 |
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SSDI is not a handout its based on what you paid in |
11/16/24 |
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The self evident revelation of God is imperceptible to demons |
11/16/24 |
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ssdi is not a hand out ssi is... hth |
11/16/24 |
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Bbbooomm any final tips on my SSDI application before filing away? |
11/16/24 |
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Jordan peterson is an aging satanist demon woman |
11/16/24 |
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XPeng to mass produce flying cars by 2024 priced at $157,000 (link) |
11/16/24 |
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Any downside to copping SSDI and never working again? |
11/16/24 |
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Who here on this website has sucked a dick |
11/16/24 |
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Karlstack backing into antisemitism due to lack of career options is the lamest |
11/16/24 |
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JUGURTHA | HASDRUBAL | VERCINGETORIX |
11/16/24 |
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Why is Vercingetorix revered? |
11/16/24 |
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Once you free your mind About a concept of harmony and music being correct |
11/16/24 |
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Alts are mooning. Crypto is back |
11/16/24 |
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Of Counsel vs. The Artificial Intelligence Takeover |
11/16/24 |
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BBW Ranchers - Code Red! Thunderclap Tammy’s (TT) Defection from BBW Utopia |
11/16/24 |
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what pisses libs off more? big lifted pickups or teslas? |
11/16/24 |
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Mike Tyson is "all in on Solana" |
11/16/24 |
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Trump should arrest anyone speaking out against him for reasons of nat’l unity |
11/16/24 |
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guy tries to build a tech company in Norway, hilarity ensues (link) |
11/16/24 |
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We satirize and regulate "trash culture" here, not celebrate it |
11/16/24 |
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The grill. A BBQ frontier. I tried to imagine clusters of food as they were flip |
11/16/24 |
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"Imbibed myself with the finer products of a pharmaceutical company" |
11/16/24 |
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he is risten |
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