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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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gave in to temptation and booked a tranny escort |
11/22/25 |
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this is literally the funniest post I've ever seen on twitter |
11/22/25 |
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so the Smithsonian wants people to think N America was nomadic tree niggers |
11/22/25 |
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"Get out of my fucking face" shrieked as he runs into your face |
11/22/25 |
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scholars now believe most ancient civilizations ran on a 'blank bump system' |
11/22/25 |
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our basic existence is really about the sun |
11/22/25 |
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$63k for a Honda Civic |
11/22/25 |
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Whos got video of Halford benchpressing mad weight on nothing but bungee cables |
11/22/25 |
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they got to MTG |
11/22/25 |
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Non-white folx: do you embrace or reject the term “person of color” ? |
11/22/25 |
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Love Samosas - Chief Pajeet |
11/22/25 |
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Are you Zozo first or TLS first? |
11/22/25 |
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wait what day is it? |
11/22/25 |
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Im not a perfect pigeoooooon |
11/22/25 |
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"We have 900 days left." | Emad Mostaque |
11/22/25 |
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the shopping cart litmus test |
11/22/25 |
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*cue ffx main theme while coked out 3am poasters sit in a circle in silence* |
11/22/25 |
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Gorgeous Men of xo, post your pic ITT. Let’s see a selfie 🤳 |
11/22/25 |
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King Luis and the Knights of the Cyber Round Table |
11/22/25 |
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My Bloody Valentine's 'm b v' came out 10 years ago today |
11/22/25 |
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nothing so succinctly summarizes the internet and tv of 2025 |
11/22/25 |
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2025 Jokic is literally the greatest NBA player of all time |
11/22/25 |
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Do you wish you spent more time with your parents in your 20s and 30s? |
11/22/25 |
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Orb weavers can summon seven different types of silk for different purposes |
11/22/25 |
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TDNW reviewing Trump's peace plan: "We don't deserve this man." |
11/22/25 |
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Doctor: “the wrong puberty is like hella bad” (video) |
11/22/25 |
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I choose to believe jcm looks like 2025 Jennifer Love Hewitt |
11/22/25 |
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luis making date for the "garfield experience" |
11/22/25 |
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There are 8,000 species of jumping spider; most successful arachnids of all time |
11/22/25 |
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Bort completely frozen won't load it's over |
11/22/25 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who turned into a corgi between 1-5am |
11/22/25 |
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Jumping spiders have to ace the LSAT about 50 times to reach adulthood |
11/22/25 |
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New video of Gaza. Basically nothing left |
11/22/25 |
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everyone knows Israel did the Oct 7th attack, and Trumps assasination was fake |
11/22/25 |
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no becky its a CYBER round table |
11/22/25 |
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Nuke Miami |
11/22/25 |
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Slotkin gets a bomb threat after telling the generals to disobey Trump |
11/22/25 |
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Watching "Day of the Jackal" series while skipping every scene involving |
11/22/25 |
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the whole world fucking sucks and so do you |
11/22/25 |
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Hegemon why isn't Hegseth talking about this scandal? |
11/22/25 |
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This is why they won’t release the Epstein files |
11/21/25 |
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Stumbling across poasts you made at 3AM drunk off your ass |
11/21/25 |
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Was DeShaun barely comprehensible? Or just really intelligent. |
11/21/25 |
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and Becky, he disassociates everyday at work! |
11/21/25 |
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and Becky, he has an oafish 97 accounts, not a chill classy 22 like the |
11/21/25 |
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"Stacy is a 9.2 and Becky is more of a 7.6" |
11/21/25 |
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Becky he doesn't spend any of his goy scrip at the plantation stores. |
11/21/25 |
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When chip fabs get built here's why they buy so many lithography machines |
11/21/25 |
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And why the hell am I locked in jail? (Deshaun) |
11/21/25 |
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deshaun answering questions |
11/21/25 |
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Sarah Palin should also have son w/ goofy Gen-Z name 'Nalin' like Nikki Haley |
11/21/25 |
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The biggest risk from Russia invading Europe is damage to ASML's supply chain |
11/21/25 |
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i just wanna be rich or die |
11/21/25 |
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CONS WON THE TEXAS REDISTRICTING CASE |
11/21/25 |
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dad caught me shredding documents at 3AM, told him he was dreaming, go to bed |
11/21/25 |
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Within 5 years SMIC will be doing EUV 3nm like other people breathe air |
11/21/25 |
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Is Autoadmit the greatest achievement of the Information Age? |
11/21/25 |
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I’m not a perfect poaster; there’s many threads I wish I didn’t bump |
11/21/25 |
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China wants Taiwan because it wants the TSMC facilities there, that's it |
11/21/25 |
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Ricky looks and acts like Adam Levine circa 2025 (FizzKidd tp pictured right) |
11/21/25 |
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according to Fitbit, I was awake from 2-3am, but I have no recollection of it.. |
11/21/25 |
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Just liquidated my 401k to take diaper the gathering and NPB tp to Bali |
11/21/25 |
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M3 Ultra silicon wafers should be worth more diamonds and worn as jewelry |
11/21/25 |
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Turned 40 today. Parents didn't remember. Friends called. Wife canceled dinner |
11/21/25 |
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Anything made on TSMC 7nm fab or better is still good today |
11/21/25 |
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I will eat 1 andes thin mint right now for every blank bump this thread gets |
11/21/25 |
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Should I make some Bombay G & Ts with lime and work till 3am? |
11/21/25 |
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would u date an obj 7 girl who megapoasts on Autoadmit between 1-5am |
11/21/25 |
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Holy shit at how much I paid for a laptop for law school |
11/21/25 |
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remember that group of people who would go insane on tutu and shit up xo at 3am |
11/21/25 |
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Trump Judge to Texas Gerrymanderers: Fuck you! |
11/21/25 |
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it's a bed made for kings. California Kings |
11/21/25 |
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is this Miami weather girl being entirely professional? |
11/21/25 |
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Leeks watching nervously, feigning calm, while shallots are exposed as onions |
11/21/25 |
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And I said BAY-BEH. It's 3am I must be poastin' |
11/21/25 |
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“Stop asking me for the fucking red pill!!!” “Babe, I meant an Advil” |
11/21/25 |
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S and M have strengthened their prestige dominance |
11/21/25 |
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need someone to rate me as a custom licence plate |
11/21/25 |
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3am on a wednesday, who wants to talk about gay bodybuilding? |
11/21/25 |
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gonna be up until 3am again searching the internet for meaning |
11/21/25 |
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WGWAG-threading at 3am. Go! |
11/21/25 |
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when i make 3am thread i have to wait 1-2 hours for blank bumps |
11/21/25 |
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it's 3am and I have a crush on an autistic college student from 2011 NYT article |
11/21/25 |
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Walking into biglaw office at 6:03AM, a wild partner appears: "Gonna finish up?" |
11/21/25 |
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just me and 1 schzio with 20 sock puppets posting at 3am |
11/21/25 |
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Why don't terrorists use UV lightbulbs to permanently blind crowds of people? |
11/21/25 |
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XO barely loading for me. I had 20 minutes to contemplate - this could be it |
11/21/25 |
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You can buy an ozone generator powerful enough to kill your kids for $59 |
11/21/25 |
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this place used to shut down at 3am EST |
11/21/25 |
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The highest quality threads are made at 3am EST, 8pm EST |
11/21/25 |
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Trump: Minnesota Somalis have got to go - link |
11/21/25 |
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YOU'RE OLD: there are 26 Madea movies |
11/21/25 |
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12AM-3AM peak unhinged poasting hours |
11/21/25 |
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5:23am, sure would be nice to sleep in. cat: let me stop u right there |
11/21/25 |
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lab friend’s pronouns are rrrrrrgg and rrrRRRRRUFFFF!!!! |
11/21/25 |
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lab friend is a devout cat-holic |
11/21/25 |
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America is run by pedophile cultists and no one cares |
11/21/25 |
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Son most of that smell is dead organic matter. It will fade over time |
11/21/25 |
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Taking Qs from the North Atlantic (RSF) |
11/21/25 |
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Doobs in jorts and heels, shaking his bussy to tinashe- nasty |
11/21/25 |
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Operation Hashem’s Vengeance begins- MTG forced to resign for Epstein vote |
11/21/25 |
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xo at 3am is literally 30 community accounts talking. might be same person idk |
11/21/25 |
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Disco...my friend...any interest in tackling Mitre Peak? |
11/21/25 |
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I plan on going to Tokyo and walking around the city at 3AM |
11/21/25 |
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Gonna only deal with spics from now on, Jewish and EE women have been a disaster |
11/21/25 |
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Xavier: Renegade Poaster |
11/21/25 |
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*gets off work early* *yay 8 hrs of sleep* *poasts until 3am* |
11/21/25 |
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Snacks for 6th grade basketball is gay as fuck. Nope |
11/21/25 |
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Created and interacted with content on law school message board (2014 - present) |
11/21/25 |
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why did anyone even bother making art after good will hunting? |
11/21/25 |
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Opening score of "Good Will Hunting" is 180 |
11/21/25 |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only count using Base-12 |
11/21/25 |
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The absolute worst development in gaming has been the First Person Shooter |
11/21/25 |
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Even if you could never poast text again XO would live on via blank bumps foreve |
11/21/25 |
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I am committing to shitposting through x-mas to keep the board alive |
11/21/25 |
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if some guy sleeps weird hours during day reasonable 2 b mad he's not up @ 3am? |
11/21/25 |
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Potluck tp is quietly the POTUS Jewish poaster |
11/21/25 |
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*10 years of conscious effort to produce what a Scholar throws together at 3am* |
11/21/25 |
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Just for off call with Consuelas wife, he enrolled in Yeshiva |
11/21/25 |
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The absolute worst development in poasting has been the unsung 1 Poast Thread |
11/21/25 |
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lab friend logging into xo after a ruff day |
11/21/25 |
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it's 3am. that means I post on xo with d0d0 bird. |
11/21/25 |
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a chill 3am ending to a day of legal toil |
11/21/25 |
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Charles is barely more coherent than consuela now, anyone notice? |
11/21/25 |
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TDNW said he once donated $7k to a Ukrainian militia to buy a boat |
11/21/25 |
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leaked DMX song is a 6 minute paean to American Folklore & Johnny Appleseed |
11/21/25 |
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Autoadmit needs a snappy Mad Men-era advertising “jingle” |
11/21/25 |
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TDNW should link up with Kushner and Hunter for a Rebuild Ukraine contract |
11/21/25 |
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Disco Fries unloading California King bed in living room. wife: "what are u doin |
11/21/25 |
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Shortmos, here's a 180 lifehack: buy a California King and turn it SIDEWAYS |
11/21/25 |
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Trump dumps MTG, calls her a “ranting lunatic” |
11/21/25 |
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Zozo needs a crisp synthy Mega Man-era BGM |
11/21/25 |
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Don't you just feel like the king of the boart at 3am and no one can bury you |
11/21/25 |
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The Running Man (2025) trailer looks like shit |
11/21/25 |
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big round soft tits (no pics) |
11/21/25 |
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Only millionaires could afford to play Doom 3 for 2 years after it dropped |
11/21/25 |
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Here's why Russia's advance seems slow at times |
11/21/25 |
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*hits tutu pipe* *settles in recliner* *opens xo* *Top Golf threads for 18 hrs* |
11/21/25 |
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Forgotten 90's tech sensation - the Autoadmit.com chat blog from 2004 |
11/21/25 |
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magnesium is basically a 100% legal life PED |
11/21/25 |
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Met a white guy and like 50% of his facebook friends are fob asian chicks |
11/21/25 |
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I’m a year away from Real Darkness and there’s time to flee or dive in |
11/21/25 |
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lol at Tulsi just not giving a FUCK about this obvious yoga pants cameltoe |
11/21/25 |
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How is Top Golf worth $1 billion? Less than 100 locations |
11/21/25 |
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Best thoughts at 3am, no one on xo to share |
11/21/25 |
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It's 3am and a phone is ringing. But you're in the zone, looking at clause 9.2 |
11/21/25 |
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3am SEV-1 outage. The website's down, we're losing thousands of $ a minute, you |
11/21/25 |
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Shitlawyer uses AI for closing arg, becomes subject of ineffective assistance |
11/21/25 |
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manic pixie megapoaster zoomer girl tp |
11/21/25 |
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2nd cousin asking in sultry voice 'Do you, do you.. Labubu?' |
11/21/25 |
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