Date: May 18th, 2005 12:18 PM Author: orchid pea-brained university boiling water
Listen, I love my boys, many of whom are brothers. But I have to say this to my people's fairer sex...you are stupid whores and we all laugh at you behind your back.
1.) He drives a nice car and wears nice clothes because that's what his ENTIRE paycheck goes to. You know what the fuck he does. You think he makes bank working as a MAILROOM CLERK? He lives with his mother.
2.) No, that is his only job. It's impressive that he has one at all, I know. But this mystery second job as a producer with some underground record label is FAKE. It yields nothing.
3.) These important people he surrounds himself with are also fake. I'm not his FUCKIN LAWYER just because he tells you I am, and he's not payin for me to be there just in case.
4.) No, he's not nice. It's an act. He's pretty fuckin mean. He is not interested in you. He does not love you. He does love fuckin you though and takin pictures with his camera phone and e-mailing me, bragging about his conquest of white women.
Sorry, I'm fuckin insane. We have this beautiful blonde woman in our office who broke up with her boyfriend and is lonely or some shit. She's all over my boy now, thinking he's got material success and is a genuine guy. He doesn't and he's not. This is why your dumb blonde ass is single, with a crackhead ex-husband (not a black guy actually), and a fuckin six-year-old.
Date: May 18th, 2005 12:25 PM Author: Silver Offensive Temple
you are extremely angry that your black guy friends are not interested in you sexually. evidenced by the need to put down your friends in the process of making fun of these women.
that's too bad. especially because your angry attitude is probably why your friends and there friends aren't interested in you.
Date: May 18th, 2005 2:21 PM Author: Plum Spectacular Depressive Water Buffalo
Yes, I'm mad.
Yes I am white. That's why I wrote 'my people's fairer sex.' I'm either jealous or angry, but not of my friends, rather their underhanded methods for success. I am smarter, nicer, have more money, am better looking. I just am not able to trick them like the brothers can.
Believe me, I'm not putting my friends down. They would take it as a compliment.
Date: May 18th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Silver Offensive Temple
"I'm either jealous or angry, but not of my friends, rather their underhanded methods for success. I am smarter, nicer, have more money, am better looking. I just am not able to trick them like the brothers can."
exactly what i thought - jealous and angry that you aren't getting any.
i was just calling you out. my hunch was correct. no hard feelings.
Most black men are on the down low, if not openly homosexual. If the OP wanted his black friends to nail him in the asshole, he wouldn't have too much trouble making it happen.