Date: August 27th, 2026 6:23 PM Author: violet forum marketing idea
18:07 — Arrived for closing coverage.
18:11 — Observed assistant manager’s new Mercedes GLC in the employee lot. Temporary plates. She is 27.
18:14 — Conducted perimeter walk and confirmed cart corral was overflowing.
18:22 — Assistant manager arrived through employee entrance carrying an iced coffee and stated traffic had been “insane.”
18:23 — She ran her hand through approximately four inches of completely intact hair while explaining this.
I documented the late arrival because documentation is the entire point of having standards.
19:05 — Tabitha reviewed my note, crossed out the word “violation,” wrote “coaching opportunity,” initialed it, and handed it back to me with a grin.
I asked what objective distinction existed between a documented attendance violation and a “coaching opportunity.”
She pointed to the attendance policy and said, “Manager discretion.”
I am also a manager.
No further clarification was provided.
Later I caught my reflection in the freezer door under the fluorescent lighting and spent several minutes determining whether the apparent recession at the temples was merely distortion from the glass.