Yesterday we were talking and I mentioned offhand that if she "knows anyone in the Chinese government," that I'm "available" to "help them out with anything they need." We work in computer stuff so I thought maybe I could give them our Salesforce data or something or whatever computer info it is that's valuable these days

She looked at me funny and said "what??" in a shocked and offended tone. I kind of panicked and said "well maybe you and I could start a romantic relationship too, like to make it plausible, so no one suspects anything. Or at least have sex a few times." She rolled her eyes and turned around and walked back to her desk

I was worried all day yesterday that I might get in trouble with HR for this but then she texted me this morning asking if I'm free to get tapas this weekend. I think it worked bros. I'm gonna be rich and able to achieve early retirement

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