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tell me about your farts

how often? are you on a level with SO that you both feel com...
gay well-lubricated persian
  01/15/05
I probably fart around 8 times per day, usually happens in t...
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  01/15/05
what about if you are in bed with a woman and you really hav...
gay well-lubricated persian
  01/15/05
Generally just make a quick trip to the bathroom, turn the f...
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  01/15/05
this is good to know. thanks...
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  01/15/05
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Cerise provocative gaming laptop
  01/15/05
i fart about 6 to 8 times a day. most of them dont smell, b...
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  01/15/05
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Date: January 15th, 2005 1:59 PM
Author: gay well-lubricated persian

how often? are you on a level with SO that you both feel comfortable in doing this in front of each other? are they triggered by certain foods?

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:01 PM
Author: Cerise provocative gaming laptop

I probably fart around 8 times per day, usually happens in the bathroom. Definitely would not fart in front of any SO that I've ever hard unless it were entirely unavoidable or I thought it would be funny. Triggered by dairy foods.

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:05 PM
Author: gay well-lubricated persian

what about if you are in bed with a woman and you really have to fart? do you have any specific strategies for a undetectable release?

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:08 PM
Author: Cerise provocative gaming laptop

Generally just make a quick trip to the bathroom, turn the faucets on to make some white noise, and let it rip. Its too risky to opt for an undetectable release, because this could backfire either by accidently (and noisily) letting the gas out too fast, or even if you slowly release it without making a ruckus, it could turn into the terrifying silent but deadly "SPD" fart that will stink up the sheets through the "Dutch Oven" effect. There is also always about a 1% chance that you think you're just farting but you drop a load on the bed, in which case you're either going to get thrown out of her house, or you'll find out that she has a shit fetish, which may be even worse.

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:09 PM
Author: gay well-lubricated persian

this is good to know. thanks...

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Date: January 15th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Cerise provocative gaming laptop

np, glad to be of service

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:10 PM
Author: 180 Avocado Sanctuary

i fart about 6 to 8 times a day. most of them dont smell, but if they do, its of an indescribable, fresh, aroma. words alone wouldnt do them justice.

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:11 PM
Author: Cerise provocative gaming laptop

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Date: January 15th, 2005 2:14 PM
Author: Violent razzmatazz bawdyhouse pisswyrm

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Date: January 15th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: Blue haunting point

The farting double-standard is bullshit. Women giggle and put their hand up to their mouths, as if to say "oops! I'm cute!" No bitch, you're not cute. Your shit stinks. Either fart loud and deny it, or don't fart at all. Leave the farting to men, at least we know how to get the job done.

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Date: February 3rd, 2005 9:25 AM
Author: gay well-lubricated persian

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