Date: February 22nd, 2026 2:30 AM Author: know-it-all regret senate
They're 18-24 and glued to their phones all day. They have never known a world that wasn't "online" and don't read books, ever. Several of them have never purchased a newspaper, and didn't understand when I tried to explain what analog television was. They've never seen a cassette tape. They have no memory of Bush and were very young during Obama's first term. Several are "bi" and have weird ideas about gender.
Date: February 26th, 2026 4:52 PM Author: fantasy-prone out-of-control new version
Three of my clerks are "bi."
I have no issue with this.
I am a gay man and I have lived through things these children cannot fathom.
I marched in my first Pride parade when it was still dangerous. They wear pronoun pins they ordered from Amazon and think they invented something, LJL.
One of them told me I have "boomer energy." Yet I was born in well after that "generation."
I said nothing. I went to the break room and stared at my latest notes on the refrigerator and drank a coffee.
BTW, Tabitha has added "generational sensitivity" to the next team meeting agenda. She spelled "sensitivity" correctly, which I found suspicious.