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My "open marriage" isn't working out too well :-/
| Rogue Agent | 11/14/26 |
| mog | 11/14/26 |
| ferengi | 11/14/26 |
| Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband | 11/14/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 11/14/26 |
| Kenneth Play | 11/14/26 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 11/14/26 |
| gookraper1488 | 11/14/26 |
| ferengi | 11/14/26 |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: Rogue Agent My wife and I have been together for seven years. At the beginning of our relationship she told me that she was a “size queen” and that I, although average length, am too "thin" down there. After some heart-to-heart discussion about this problem and if our relationship could continue, we decided she would use toys/dildos to satisfy her need for size. Of course I was very disappointed and maybe a little heartbroken but agreed on the condition that I could also go outside the marriage. She agreed, probably thinking the chances of me finding someone was slim to none.
Well, I did. And now my wife is pissed.
Sitting at a neighborhood bar and somewhat depressed while my wife was out on one of her hookups, the female bartender (Ariel) noticed my ring and started asking questions: Why was I there, by myself, and not with my wife? It all came out. The size of my penis, how I couldn’t satisfy my wife, and this is why she wasn’t with me that night as she was out with a bigger guy, and, although I was free to have my own hookups, I wasn’t having much luck. She said that was interesting and let me know that due to a birth defect, if you can call it that, her vaginal opening was partially closed and she needed to have surgery as a young teen to “open it up” so she could use tampons but the scar tissue makes it painful to have sex with a penis of a normal-sized girth. She has a wife and is also in an open marriage. She offered to have sex with me if I was as small as I said I was. I agreed. Long story short it went great so on my wife’s nights out, I have been meeting her.
My wife at first seemed happy for me but it now sounds like the guys she is meeting aren’t living up to what she expects, and I think she is a little jealous of my success. Last night, after we came home—she was with another (disappointing?) hookup and I was with Ariel—she said she wanted me to stop seeing her and find somebody else. She wouldn’t give me a reason why. Am I being unfair not wanting to break it off with Ariel? And do you agree that I am getting screwed by what my wife now wants? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258693) |
Date: November 14th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: mog (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258698) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: ferengi (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258699) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband she was out with a bigger guy tp (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258706) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258760) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) the thing is, there is ALWAYS a bigger guy out there somewhere (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258763) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Shove your fist up her ass until she loves you (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258741) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: gookraper1488 (✅🍑) I would love to think that this cannot possibly be real and must be JM flame or something. But I have thought this many, many times and it turns out it's a real thing from some redditor. I don't understand the world anymore. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258745) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: ferengi holy shit lol https://archive.is/20261114170553/https://slate.com/advice/2026/11/sex-advice-penis-size-thin-open-marriage-other-woman.html
whoever submitted this is 1800000. there's no way it's true, but 180 they got it published (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258752) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: gookraper1488 (✅🍑) LLLOOOOLLLL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258774) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: ferengi this left out one of the best lines: "Everything was fine (I think?) until earlier this year when she told me the toys and dildos weren’t cutting it and needed the real thing and wanted to open up our marriage for this." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258765) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: gookraper1488 (✅🍑) I was thinking it doesn't make sense and it feels like there is a line missing about her fucking other guys (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258775) |
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Date: November 14th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: ferengi yes, i had to re-read that transition and ultimately decided the joke was that "toys" = other men (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5922552&forum_id=2#50258780) |