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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the m...
dark passionate son of senegal
  04/10/07
don't fucking say "look into your eyes" if you ...
aromatic legal warrant theatre
  04/10/07
Or just knock her out.
aromatic legal warrant theatre
  04/10/07
No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely ...
Ivory Titillating Theater Stage Psychic
  04/10/07
You're right.
aromatic legal warrant theatre
  04/10/07
...
Thirsty odious chapel
  04/10/07
No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking l...
Ivory Titillating Theater Stage Psychic
  04/10/07
"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go...
green talking mad-dog skullcap shrine
  04/10/07
I like this better. :)
Hyperactive french chef regret
  04/10/07
whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead o...
Light wagecucks house
  04/10/07
TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart. &...
mentally impaired ladyboy sanctuary
  04/10/07
What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination an...
exhilarant smoky clown school
  04/10/07
then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out l...
Light wagecucks house
  04/10/07
ROTFLMAO
Thriller frum boistinker
  04/10/07
Replace "eyes" with "tits."
Drab Impressive Doctorate Old Irish Cottage
  04/10/07
at least with this, you'll make her laugh.
Flickering white blood rage
  04/10/07
she'll laugh regardless
Laughsome Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/10/07
Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.
Avocado marvelous ticket booth death wish
  04/10/07
you have no game :(
wonderful skinny woman
  04/10/07
tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be d...
180 hyperventilating patrolman nursing home
  04/10/07
Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy ...
Vivacious walnut station trust fund
  04/10/07
wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect...
Shivering Electric Useless Brakes
  04/10/07
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been ...
Mint pit
  04/10/07
weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this...
big pozpig sneaky criminal
  04/10/07
edited version: "Hi"
Dashing toilet seat nowag
  04/10/07
Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity." ...
Stimulating Hominid
  04/10/07


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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: dark passionate son of senegal

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"

edit this if you can

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904424)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: aromatic legal warrant theatre

don't fucking say "look into your eyes"

if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904428)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: aromatic legal warrant theatre

Or just knock her out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Ivory Titillating Theater Stage Psychic

No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: aromatic legal warrant theatre

You're right.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Thirsty odious chapel



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Ivory Titillating Theater Stage Psychic

No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: green talking mad-dog skullcap shrine

"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: Hyperactive french chef regret

I like this better.

:)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905882)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Light wagecucks house

whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: mentally impaired ladyboy sanctuary

TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.

"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."

/obscure?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904534)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: exhilarant smoky clown school

What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Light wagecucks house

then he should kill self.

but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904584)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller frum boistinker

ROTFLMAO

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Drab Impressive Doctorate Old Irish Cottage

Replace "eyes" with "tits."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: Flickering white blood rage

at least with this, you'll make her laugh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: Laughsome Twinkling Uncleanness

she'll laugh regardless

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Avocado marvelous ticket booth death wish

Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: wonderful skinny woman

you have no game :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: 180 hyperventilating patrolman nursing home

tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Vivacious walnut station trust fund

Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Shivering Electric Useless Brakes

wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!

he is featured at the PLAYBOY

http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html

but you can also find his website

http://www.mysterymethod.com

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905313)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Mint pit

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: big pozpig sneaky criminal

weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing toilet seat nowag

edited version: "Hi"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Stimulating Hominid

Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."

Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch

Step 3: Kiss

Step 4: Bone

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905805)