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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: drab office "As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.
It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!
If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: nofapping very tactful place of business idea he suggested i rate it delicious (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104113) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: Domesticated aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104115) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: drab office (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104132) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: zippy liquid oxygen is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104117) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: nofapping very tactful place of business idea he suggested titcq (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104120) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: judgmental dragon background story (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108828) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: Balding bat-shit-crazy chapel cuckoldry (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109789) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Hairraiser space hairy legs How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104124) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: drab office There is something wrong with this chick. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104137) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Impertinent razzle ticket booth gunner she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104709) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: spectacular poppy center is she? really? is she? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104733) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: drab office (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104748) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: Vigorous brindle lay philosopher-king tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: glassy parlour (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126019) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal deer antler We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104127) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: drab office lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104139) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal deer antler Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104145) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: drab office (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104188) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: spectacular poppy center would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104765) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: drab office Honestly, no. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104781) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM Author: appetizing telephone menage I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104854) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Greedy keepsake machete house (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104143) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM Author: Vivacious Pontificating Senate Pistol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104199) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM Author: Irradiated mentally impaired mad cow disease shrine (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104737) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: sepia dog poop pocket flask lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108807) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM Author: Glittery pozpig temple XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111597) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: glassy parlour (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27126022) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27638429) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal deer antler (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#31487345) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Odious really tough guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#48945456) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: drab office Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104586) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: drab office Here is her reply to me, sent to all:
"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic] |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Pale Black Woman Chad Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104630) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM Author: drab office HR drone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104674) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM Author: zippy liquid oxygen soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109350) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM Author: drab office She might be half now that you mention it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109368) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Balding bat-shit-crazy chapel cuckoldry "your welcome to"
You in shitlaw, bro? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: cobalt national fanboi (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109972) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM Author: drab office ofs (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110000) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: Vibrant Nursing Home no way the jews stand for this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104592) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: Zombie-like field You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: spectacular poppy center unnngh (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104736) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM Author: Irradiated mentally impaired mad cow disease shrine that looks fucking disgusting (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104967) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM Author: Federal copper theater stage cot DAYUM (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108219) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: stubborn weed whacker trailer park you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108268) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Soul-stirring Lake Newt School "If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like." I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part. |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: dark gay wizard blood rage lol, carbmos (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104632) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM Author: Boyish kitty cat (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109413) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: smoky bossy stag film why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104633) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM Author: abusive dashing sweet tailpipe station Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104698) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: drab office It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104729) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon You can bring 200 calorie donuts (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104745) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: drab office I am so doing this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104747) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: abusive dashing sweet tailpipe station (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108798) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Internet-worthy tanning salon Bring donuts (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104727) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM Author: Overrated Rambunctious Useless Brakes Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104764) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: drab office (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104768) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: Overrated Rambunctious Useless Brakes TY bro. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104778) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM Author: concupiscible insecure brethren clown a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104946) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM Author: drab office Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27104964) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: stubborn weed whacker trailer park it can be (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108267) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: trip knife Panera has a particularly helpful page:
https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mother 600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109965) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM Author: cobalt national fanboi what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110003) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Mother I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110014) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: Federal copper theater stage I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110045) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM Author: Costumed sound barrier lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108154) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM Author: Magical Arousing Sanctuary PLEASE do this. Please. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108160) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM Author: lurid anal narrative lol evil (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109321) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: sepia dog poop pocket flask this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27108818) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM Author: Domesticated aphrodisiac twinkling uncleanness my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109333) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: Federal copper theater stage Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:
1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy
2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever
...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Galvanic Chocolate Goyim Ape bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.
any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.
tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: drab office 100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109341) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: Magical Arousing Sanctuary Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110664) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM Author: drab office I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110780) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Histrionic regret public bath bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs
at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle base Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109865) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: 180 mediation how fat is this dumb woman? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27109908) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM Author: Tantric amber casino S C R A P E S C R A P E |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Self-centered nudist theater roommate Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110109) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: Galvanic Chocolate Goyim Ape (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110716) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: drab office UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:
"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website: [jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]
Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website. Nutrition Facts Everything Bagel Calories 269 Calories from Fat 17 % Daily Value* Total Fat 2g 3% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg 0% Sodium 616mg 26% Total Carbohydrates 56g 19% Dietary Fiber 2g 8% Sugars 5g Protein 9g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Then add in “schmear”
Nutrition Facts Plain Calories 150 Calories from Fat 130 % Daily Value* Total Fat 15g 23% Saturated Fat 10g 50% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 45mg 15% Sodium 140mg 6% Total Carbohydrates 2g 1% Dietary Fiber 0g 0% Sugars 2g Protein 2g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….
This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.
This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: outnumbered institution codepig Bravo 180 flame (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110945) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: drab office Not flame, bro. This is 100% real. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27110970) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: 180 mediation again, I ask: how fat is this woman? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111928) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: drab office Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: 180 mediation ...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.
are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: drab office Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111955) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM Author: Magical Arousing Sanctuary Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114729) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: Confused mind-boggling university tattoo Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27111582) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Histrionic regret public bath man this sounds like it could've been my old firm (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27114734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: Magical Arousing Sanctuary I'm so excited for tomorrow. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123092) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: drab office She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27123522) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: drab office My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.
Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.
He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.
He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"
I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".
So I don't feel bad anymore. |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Magical Arousing Sanctuary At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127646) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM Author: Aromatic gaming laptop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27127266) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: drab office UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.
Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.
So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.
While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."
I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.
"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: drab office We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .
Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.
It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM Author: judgmental dragon background story lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27564436) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Histrionic regret public bath (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634247) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Costumed sound barrier LOL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#27634241) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM Author: erotic death wish boistinker This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?
They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: drab office Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2#28686478) |
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