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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Make sure you get your laughs in now, Jewish faggots. Enjoy mocking and scorning me about this while you still can. This is your time, amigos. ;)
Sincerely,
The guy who you sneeringly called a "gullible retard" for advising people to buy BTC in 2013, ETH in 2017, and SOL in 2020. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Hairraiser internet-worthy trump supporter lodge lmao sure it will faggot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660138) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660141) |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: aqua odious library national security agency (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48662879) |
Date: February 14th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Spectacular Avocado Location aside from tesla, what should i be buying in 2025?
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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
BTC
ETH
SOL
LINK
Palantir (NOT an endorsement of this evil Jewish company, this is pure financial advice for those wishing to enrich themselves through speculative stonk investing I didn't make this faggot ass kike casino world I just have to live in it and try to stack wealth so that I am beholden to no one) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: provocative pistol legend I sold PLTR in 2022 because I was a heathen
Would have a huge amount now. Now I have $0
Still seems like complicated excel. They do spreadsheets. What else? |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
They are literally Jewish evil personified in the form of a company. And they will probably rake in obscene profits over the next decade, IMO. |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: poppy codepig (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#50026994) |
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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:38 PM Author: Electric hominid Palantir down 34% since TBF made this poast (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48733927) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:13 AM Author: pontificating ticket booth IS THIS SERIOUS PAJEETA? i have over 20k in TSLA now, was gonnna sell if it recovers (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48658592) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:14 AM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
For you? No this thread is pure flame, exit all exposed positions ASAP sell sell sell |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: pontificating ticket booth FURK U BENCHOD VAGGENE (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48658604) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:03 PM Author: provocative pistol legend It will recover friend (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660078) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 5:20 AM Author: Sienna vibrant potus pit It seems like AI will be in some other company The Chinese faggots seem to be making the same stuff for cheaper Will it just be licensing full self driving?
Wish I could invest in starlink or even X, both seem to have more room to grow |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
HINT: "Selling cars" will almost certainly not be Tesla's primary means of achieving a profit by 2030. (Lots of smug shitlib kike retards still go around sneering as they say things like, "Heh, well I think it's preeeeeeettttttty overvalued for a car company, bub...") |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: bespoke marvelous candlestick maker masturbator The person you’re responding to seems to understand this and is positing theories as to what their alternative revenue streams might be. Care to comment intelligently on any of that, oh wisest investment sage in the history of XO? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660060) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
No I don't, I've already given way too much unearned financial wisdom to XO and for a decade I almost exclusively took abuse from faggot Pumos like you for doing it.
The mere existence of this thread in 2025 is a fucking gift, do your own homework if you actually care to learn something and figure out why I am so bullish on TSLA's growth prospects moving forward. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: provocative pistol legend (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660084) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: provocative pistol legend I had $100,000 of faith at $150. Wish I had even more faith then
I have eternal now
Thank you friend TBF, you gifted me tons
Have any other recommendations besides BTC or TSLA? |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
YW
Note that I am not promising it will be a steady climb up to those lofty heights. If you panic sell at any point between now and then, you deserve everything you get. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: provocative pistol legend I will never sell that TSLA
If it goes below $250 will dump 10k
Below $200 will dump 30k
Below $150 will dump another 100k
Below $100 I will shove every cent I have into that shit stock |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660074) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Massive Institution Athletic Conference Too conservative. Elon will own half of the world's surface area and money will lose meaning under his utopian plans. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660091) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Electric hominid They’re gonna have to figure out how to reverse their sales decline first. Sales were already way down because people hate Musk, then he did his Nazi salute and sales in Europe plummeted as a result. It’s gonna be hard to get that goodwill back. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660092) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: provocative pistol legend It's become simultaneously verboten and holy.
Ask Mercedes about that |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:17 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
This is addressed above, under my sneering "Lots of Jewish shitlib retards still seem to think Tesla is going to be primarily a car company moving forward" comment. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: Electric hominid Good point. All the people who now hate Musk might not buy his cars but will but no reason to think that will extend to his robots and batteries (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660196) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
*Surveys the literal army of "fuck big corporations maaaan" hipsters who have happily shelled out thousands for fancy brand new "cool" Apple products mindlessly paste their beloved Che Guevara / A-is-for-Anarchy stickers on over the last 15 years as they rail against the evils of Corporate America and Big Tech*
Haha yeah haha fair point, Musk will probably never recover from The Current Thing That Made People Mad, IMO. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: Electric hominid The nice thing is we’re going to find out. You can’t gloss over the recent sales decline which shouldn’t happen to a “growth” company like Tesla, and would not have happened had Elon not gone full Nazi. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660294) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
We'll see what unfolds! |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Electric hominid Also, the sales decline is actually a GOOD thing, libs just don’t understand 4D chess (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660311) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Damn this thread is going poorly for me now, fuck why did I ever make this? I gotta stop stepping to Jewish Shitlib Pumos on matters of finance and investment, when will I ever learn?! |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Fragrant Boltzmann Generalized Bond not everyone is a retarded internet addicted pedo loser like you who spends his entire life raging over elon musk on a social media platform owned by elon musk. no one is actually going to base a major purchase decision and overall paradigm shift on how they transport themselves everyday over dumb TDS shit.
sales are probably down because EVs are retarded and all the nimrods who bought one bc they were trendy already did and are still driving them and TSLA went for cheap bucks with downmarket models too quickly, further eroding the brand and creating a cyclical sales pattern that hasn't worked itself out yet. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
No, trust me, even when Musk rolls out game-changing new "cool" gadgets / tech that will make people's lives much easier than they were before, the normies will all stand strong as a collective and refuse to buy any of these future products from Hitler 2.0. Trust me, I know these things! |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Fragrant Boltzmann Generalized Bond "tech" shit in cars ime hasn't helped make my life easier whatsoever. never owned a tesla but it seems like a massive pain in the ass and requires you to buy into the model before you even had a chance to see if you like it.
TSLA is going to do well probably though because it's the only EV people actually will buy without being forced to by the govt rn. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 4:39 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
(Guy who has admittedly never even owned a Tesla, confidently explaining that "'tech' shit in cars doesn't make life easier")
Wow!
Next up: Grandpa weighs in about how all of this 'internet stuff' is 'just weird.' |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Fragrant Boltzmann Generalized Bond No one has made a convincing argument that having a car that you need to remember to plug in every day and can’t take it on a trip more than a couple hundred miles without having to scope out a “charging station” and is loaded to the gills with various “tech” features that can be made obsolete whenever sales go down and mgt needs to make their nut is somehow more better than regular modern cars that have been perfected to the point that they will run for over a decade with minimal maintenance.
Also it literally doesn’t matter if they did bc even the cybertruck is too small/impractical for anyone who has kids. It’s just a toy for childless weirdos. |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: 180 Resort A company's stock price is not tied to the value of its product, and reality is not tied to reason, so that even if the stock price were correlated to the product you could not apply reason to understand why. Instead you have to invest in what works. |
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Date: February 15th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Don't forget that BTC is a ridiculously outdated blockchain that serves no real useful industry purpose, which is why it predictably failed to catch on as a mainstream speculative investment vehicle and will never become the "digital gold" that it's retarded proponents were pushing it as for so long.
Thank goodness we have brilliant and logical Jews like you around to remind of us these hard facts! ;) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Electric hominid Tesla share price currently at $353, down from a high of $479 a few months ago (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660097) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:10 PM Author: provocative pistol legend (poaster wasn't alive in late 2022) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660116) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Wow, holy fuck I didn't realize that. Nevermind mods plz delete, EXIT ALL EXPOSED POSITIONS! |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: faglord You will have a # of votes equal to your Tesla shares. There will also be free skin whitening past a certain threshold of Tesla shares owned. It will be illegal to drive without FSD and it will cost $DOGE100,000 per year for a subscription, which people will happily pay (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660167) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
*unzips* |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: pontificating ticket booth what wld TSLA shrae price if 4t value? asking for a friend (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660199) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Impossible to say because by that point who knows how many more times there will be a stonk split. If there are no future stonk splits (there will be), TSLA would be going for ~$1,400/share by that point. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Shimmering Heady Karate I don't know man. I have 15+ years in the game. Only trade SPX/RUT indices.
I don't have opinions on shit. If it works for you, fine. BTC is the only thing outside of this I had a hard look at. Learned about it in 2014 or so after listening to a few nerd types pitch it on Jew Russ Roberts Econtalk podcast.
When it first went up to 20K or so back in 16/17, I knew it was over-hyped, but I been in the game long enough to take a position in 2019 between 3K-4K, because I knew it would try to retest between 15K-20K. I don't own much, but I still have it. I don't know that the fuck it will do, but I'm not buying anymore now. I'm not buying any of the other dumb shitcoins either.
Brains is not what you need to fuck with stocks, but there is going to be a lot of dumb motherfuckers that get their clocks cleaned over the next few years, but that is to be expected. The majority of retards fucking with the market right now, have no idea what they are doing and have never seen a bear or even non trending market.
50% will be wiped out, 30% will breakeven/make a little bit, 20% will luck out in something and do well.
I can't even imagine the stupidity of a motherfucker who would load up his money on one stock - TSLA or anything else.
One of the biggest frauds, that fucking HIMS has got to be the dumbest shit out there. Grift, dogshit, pansy, dysgentic motherfuckers paying a sub for overpriced shit you could buy at Wal-Mart or order from India pharma at 10 cents on the dollar. All to try to keep your hair or for porn addicted dorks to try to get hard for a fat bitch with flat warts on her nasty cervix that has seen 50 different strains of sperm.
It will probably go higher, if I had to guess before it goes the way of PTON. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Nigga wtf is this poast |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:51 PM Author: Massive Institution Athletic Conference (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660274) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Electric hominid (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660298) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Federal address toaster (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48661138) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: purple motley corner this sounds retarded but TBF has a track record as a money master while i swim with my $33/oz silver tied around my waist (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660266) |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
I agree, it does sound retarded. That's what makes this all so crazy. |
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Date: February 14th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: purple motley corner (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48660271) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Electric hominid oh wow Tesla has lost $300 Billion in market cap since TBF made this thread less than 3 weeks ago
just needs to grow by +$3.15 Trillion in 5 years for TBF to be right, and if anyone can inflate a company’s value by 5x while sales are plummeting, it’s Elon fanbois
and don’t worry TBF, there’s no reason to think the people boycotting Tesla’s cars will also boycott their robots and batteries, because why would they?
also I’m a Jewish pumo so you can disregard everything I just said. I probably didn’t even buy TSLA puts like I said I did
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Here's the funniest part of this whole thing:
Since you're too busy crowing about what a total retard I am for making this stupid thread, you predictably won't bother to actually pick up any cheap TSLA during this firesale... which means you'll be comparatively even poorer in 2030 when this prediction actually comes to fruition.
Lol 180, every single time. |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Electric hominid probably very true. btw what do you think will stop the bleeding? February sales down 76% in Germany after falling 40% in January. The rest of Europe is similar. Even Cali libs are starting to get in on the boycott. Are there enough incels out there who can afford Cybertrucks? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48721971) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Sorry I don't engage substantively with Jewish Pumos anymore (nothing personal I just want all of you to die horrible deaths ASAP), but I'll add in this future historic thread that even before this downturn I had absolutely zero plans to sell any of my TSLA at any point within the next few years, so I am legitimately not paying attention and I couldn't give less of a shit because it's irrelevant to me. I follow Elon the person and Tesla the company very closely, but I wouldn't even know what TSLA is trading at right now if it wasn't for all the liberal kike fags on this bort who are absolutely obsessed with "pwning" me by spamming about this shit constantly as though temporary drops freak me out (LJL).
PS: Irate Shitlib Jew Pumos like you will claim this is false and cope... yet this attitude is exactly how I have also made life changing amounts of money by successfully holding BTC for ~14+ years through multiple >90% drawdowns without batting an eye, even though none of you have managed to do anything similar.
But yeah, clearly I'm the "retard" who "just doesn't get it."
;) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Electric hominid wow, sounds like you win either way! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722014) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Only if BTC and TSLA continue to go up on a longterm time scale! But anyway, good luck continuing to bet against both of them, that seems to have been working out well for you over the last decade or so.
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt) any theory on why it's like 99% pumos? sometimes i'll click on a shitlib thread and it's obeezy, WLMAS, and a myriad of other pumos jerking each other off. i guess if i was wrong all the time and a coward i'd try to be incognito. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722023) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Electric hominid maybe we’re not clever enough to come up with names like guneratttt and to be fair. have you considered that? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722031) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt) not being clever hasn't stopped you guys from doing anything so far (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722035) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:32 PM Author: Electric hominid cr clever people lose 45% of their investment in 90 days (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722045) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK I'M RUINED!
...oh wait, I've weathered multiple 90%+ drawdowns over the last decade and always emerged richer than ever before on the back end every single time.
BUT FUCKKKKKKKK I'M RUINEDDDDDDDDD! |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Electric hominid interesting. has Tesla ever experienced a boycott and 40% sales decline during that decade? surely that’s happened multiple times (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722748) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
CR it's over, even Morgan Stanley agrees:
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5688944&mc=8&forum_id=2
(Here's the punchline because you're retarded: "Jonas rates shares 'Buy' and has a $430 price target for the stock. Only $86 of that price target is represented by the car business.") |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:46 PM Author: Electric hominid lol at you completely missing that your flame thread title is significantly closer to reality than that analyst’s estimate based on the current share price (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48723003) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
I have no idea what you're even trying to say but you seem very retarded and very mad. Make sure you don't waste any money buying TSLA at these prices, that shit is cooked!
;) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Electric hominid and cancel out the yuge gains I’ve been making buying puts? seems counterproductive (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48723034) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:48 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Oh look, another Jewish Pumo who always magically manages to time the market perfectly (no receipts provided but that's OK we know you guys wouldn't lie about stuff like this on the internet).
Amazing, I'm very jealous FWIW. |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 8:04 PM Author: Electric hominid if you wanna see mine show us yours (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48726416) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt) SP500 is down 6% over three months and still up 12% YoY, so if you've lost 45% of your investments over the past three months i'd say that's a skill issue (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722088) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Electric hominid 100% agree (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48722749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: obsidian exciting site ratface It’s so funny how you take credit for exeunt’s eth and sol calls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48723016) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
I cosigned those within like a week of him making them, at a time when >90% of the bort was either actively calling it a scam or staying neutral (including you btw). I'm also the documented first mover on crypto generally here on XO, beating Exeunt to the punch by several years.
In short, fuck off midwit kike faggot. |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: obsidian exciting site ratface You’re not. There were plenty of people talking about bitcoin before you.
Its just odd that you’d demand recognition and praise for “somewhat quickly agreeing with someone else’s good ideas”. |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
CR, tons. We all remember!
Got a link to any of those threads, btw? |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: obsidian exciting site ratface Yes actually and I’m going to unleash them on your gay ass very soon. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48726362) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:52 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Can't wait, thank |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: obsidian exciting site ratface Your the crypto version of Chris Farley bragging about fucking Veronica Vaughn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48726383) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Wow!
So, anyway... |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt) wish someone would unleash on my gay ass 😥 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48726373) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 8:00 PM Author: obsidian exciting site ratface (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48726406) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: glassy national striped hyena Twist: Musk won't be CEO (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48726303) |
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Date: March 7th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: provocative pistol legend just dumped another 10k on thursday
Seethe losers, seethe |
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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: Flushed Temple Mexican You could have had an even bigger discount! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48733938) |
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Date: March 10th, 2025 3:33 PM Author: Electric hominid TSLA market cap now down $428 Billion since TBF made this thread
and lol at the retarded jewish pumo above who was buying puts not even realizing how CHEAP Tesla shares are at these levels |
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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Electric hominid TBF has already revised this prediction downward to $3.2 Trillion
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692061&mc=58&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 11th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: aqua odious library national security agency JFC forgot about this. What a loser TBF is. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48736848) |
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Date: March 11th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
CR, I can't believe that guy got his 2030 prediction so wrong, so early. What a dumb faggot! |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:18 AM Author: Electric hominid not an expert investor like TBF but the price seems to be moving in the wrong direction (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48866576) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:19 AM Author: hideous casino no. its using gravity to gain momentum and then will swing up into the stars (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48866582) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:20 AM Author: comical hairless senate useless brakes dang (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48866586) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Electric hominid Tesla down $417 billion (38%) since TBF made this thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48866595) |
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Date: April 21st, 2025 10:23 AM Author: hideous casino and up 400% since his original call (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48866601) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Electric hominid cr only $3.2 TRILLION in market cap to go for TBF to be right! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48871851) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:13 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
FIVE MONTH UPDATE: TSLA is now *up* 35% from where it was when I made this thread.
Oh wow, who could have ever predicted something like that?!
(You know, except for me in the OP of this very thread.) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Electric hominid lmao (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#48871834) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Electric hominid only $3-4 Trillion more to go, and with sales still in decline, TSLA’s new stock-selling business model appears to be making up for any lost revenue (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#49106377) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Dan Ives: "I think Tesla will have a ~$3 trillion market cap by EOY 2026."
Sounds like Dan thinks we're right on track for my prediction to come true!
Libs, Dan Ives is a ~Top 5% stock trader (feel free to go look up his record)... how many of you guys have better predictive records than he does in this field? Just curious. |
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Date: March 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Electric hominid just need to add $1.62T in market cap in the next 280 days and TBF will be vindicated (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#49761376) |
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Date: March 30th, 2026 6:18 PM Author: Bateful Boiling Water Market To be fair,
Here's a fun thought experiment: Assume that Tesla dials in Unsupervised FSD and rapidly scales up Cybercab / Robotaxi fleet within the next year or two. (Yes, we all know they will never be able to do that, vision-only FSD is an insane pipedream LIDAR is absolutely mandatory on a technical level, Felon Musky never actually delivers on anything, etc etc etc, please don't fight the hypo.)
Is it completely and totally insane to predict that in that scenario, Tesla could *easily* add another trillion or so to its current market cap? I think only a true EDS-level retard would take that position.
So basically this is just an extension of a more fundamental bet on the arc of Unsupervised FSD tech. But I guess we'll see what unfolds! |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: poppy codepig What does benzo say, though? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#50026999) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 5:37 PM Author: Cumstein Date: September 26th, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Vivacious primrose senate shitlib
To be fair, Dan Ives: "I think Tesla will have a ~$3 trillion market cap by EOY 2026."
Sounds like Dan thinks we're right on track for my prediction to come true!
Libs, Dan Ives is a ~Top 5% stock trader (feel free to go look up his record)... how many of you guys have better predictive records than he does in this field? Just curious. |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Cumstein Where are we on this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#50235783) |
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Date: July 27th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Electric hominid TBF just needs TSLA to triple in value in the next 3.5 years for this prediction to pan out (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5680607&forum_id=2#50026895) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: Cumstein in the 21 months since TBF posted Telsa shares have returned…
*checks notes*
…negative 3.4%.
current market cap is $1.36T, so just $2.64T to go! |