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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
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THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
Sickened talented shrine gunner
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coral cracking faggot firefighter
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
abusive national filthpig
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Black Coiffed Kitty Cat
  08/21/26
let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
Indecent Range Skinny Woman
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Red bawdyhouse
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
abnormal abode
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Richard Ames
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
glassy stimulating home mad-dog skullcap
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i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: scarlet nudist school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Sickened talented shrine gunner

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: coral cracking faggot firefighter



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: abusive national filthpig

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083891)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Black Coiffed Kitty Cat



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Indecent Range Skinny Woman

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083708)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Red bawdyhouse



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: abnormal abode

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083711)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083721)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: glassy stimulating home mad-dog skullcap

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Indecent Range Skinny Woman

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895722&forum_id=2#50083887)