Date: November 10th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
Friend wanted to meet up with the guys last night to watch MNF. He had a new girl to show off. Us dudes are all in our 30s and 40s. His girlfriend was really pretty, and 24 years old. She starts joining in our banter and razzing guys and busting balls. Waitress asks us if we want another pitcher of Coors banquet and I said "make it 2".
To which the guys girlfriend says "only 2? Are you on your period?". So I whipped back at her "shut up "Kenzie" (did air quotes w/ my hands) "you're a 24 year old girl I doubt you even have pubes yet" thought the table would laugh but everyone went silent. They made an excuse and left shortly after and the guys said I killed the vibe. Now I'm hearing that guy doesn't want to hang out with any of us anymore.
Date: November 10th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe
See that's the whole thing I like to kinda meme on older chicks aged 22-35 and call them little girls and let the jokes branch out from there. Like i say men after them are predators and I call the ones aged 18-22 fully adult women but she knew none of the backstory and just thought I was being creepy.