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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator Month one: Sit around home and do jack, maybe study for the LSAT a few hours a day
Month two: Counselor at a summer camp. Free lakeside lodging, food and bitches.
Month three: Chill out at a prestigious beach club in South Carolina, taking a quick break to stay on someone's lake house in Minnesota. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:34 PM Author: maroon razzle sound barrier That will look great on your resume. Congrats. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739114) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:35 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator GPA + LSAT. HTH. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739122) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:44 PM Author: maroon razzle sound barrier you're right. firms love hiring people with minimal professional work experience. thank you for putting me in my place. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739146) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:47 PM Author: Beta School Double Fault how do u get professional work experience? also, does data entry for a biotech co count as professional work experience? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739162) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:37 PM Author: Emerald Hilarious Really Tough Guy Institution No. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739357) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:56 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator I'm in UG, idiot. Also, my summer plans are not indicative of how hard I work during the year. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739196) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:54 PM Author: maroon razzle sound barrier I know you're a 0L, bitch. That doesn't mean you can't work. I had a paid internship every summer as an undergrad. later, when i was in law school, i actually had something to talk about when firms interviewed me. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739443) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: onyx nowag affirmative action TITCR (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739512) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:10 PM Author: charcoal people who are hurt filthpig lol. not really. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739520) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:17 PM Author: glassy talented pisswyrm chapel TITCR (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739552) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:36 PM Author: onyx nowag affirmative action Having professional internships on your resume is better than working at a summer camp. These internships are crucial when it comes time to getting hired as an associate who went straight to law school out of undergrad because you have some form of professional experience. HTFH (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739663) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:44 PM Author: glassy talented pisswyrm chapel lol. not really. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739698) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:54 PM Author: Mewling milk center d00d, not all of us can use our sexual perference to get us a gig. and, let's be fair, taking it from all those frat d00ds in ug basically = professional experience (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739755) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:56 PM Author: Spectacular azn you are one of the best shticks going (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739762) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 10:59 PM Author: ruinous phenotype not really. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740030) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 11:02 PM Author: maroon razzle sound barrier I don't know about "crucial," but they help a lot. Partners like to see professional work experience. That way they know you actually know how to work in an office environment and aren't a complete fuckup. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740051) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:12 PM Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house there are plenty of proxies for being a compliant office lackey. and every little fucker who shows up at a law firm's doorstp has memorized what's "professional" and whats not. you might marvel at your own journey. but take a moment to look around and recognize how common you are (and that's assuming you actually go/went to a good law school, which you clearly don't)
sorry for your tiny pink aspirations. |
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Date: May 6th, 2008 1:11 AM Author: Vigorous Magenta Stage *mewos* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740518) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:55 PM Author: Drab bawdyhouse reading party You're flame, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739758) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:05 PM Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house "' firms love hiring people with minimal professional work experience."
i'm not sure they "love" it; but you seem to be vastly overstating how detrimental someone having enjoyed a summer that will in fact be totally irrelevant to most hiring decisions will be. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:57 PM Author: Spectacular azn you should be fucking waterboarded for this response (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739766) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:07 PM Author: Irradiated Flickering Point Which SC beach club? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739236) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:08 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator tell me which one you're thinking of. I'm not outting self. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739239) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:11 PM Author: Irradiated Flickering Point I'm familiar with Wild Dunes and Kiawah Island (beach resorts with excellent tennis and golf programs). Is it something along those lines? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739257) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:12 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator the latter (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739262) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:14 PM Author: Irradiated Flickering Point Awesome. A month there would be a pretty sweet deal for a college summer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739269) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:09 PM Author: passionate coffee pot I sincerely hope you're a freshman. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739244) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:10 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator why? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739246) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:13 PM Author: passionate coffee pot b/c you can only afford to do shit like that as a freshman
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:16 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator hahahahahahaha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739276) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:17 PM Author: passionate coffee pot camp counselor? cmon (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739278) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:18 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator to be frank, it is probably the most prestigious summer camp in the country.
Also: next summer will be much more serious. I figured this is the last summer I have to really enjoy myself, why not go all out? |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:20 PM Author: passionate coffee pot cmon... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739285) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:21 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator cmon, what? Like I said, you're probably just jealous. Scratch that. I know you are. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739287) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:25 PM Author: passionate coffee pot lol, whatev
At least my summer of doing nothing was spent REALLY doing nothing, except enjoying myself on an actual prestigious coast line without any responsibility whatsoever (read: North Carolina or South Carolina, wherever, is shit). |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:27 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator nothing more prestigious than the rancid shores of NJ. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739316) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:29 PM Author: passionate coffee pot I'll give you some advice, even though you are undeserving. Study abroad and party it up, travel, make friends, during the semester then do something meaningful over summer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739326) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:32 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator oh, I forgot to mention my plans for Xmas break: Spend 4 weeks in Beijing with my chinese friend, meeting hot chinese women. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739336) |
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Date: May 6th, 2008 1:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle Theatre no such thing as a hot chinese women (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740514) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:08 PM Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house "hot chinese women"
you just lost me; i'll side with the douche up above who insists this will throw all your interviews off the rails because you lack "professional experience" |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:04 PM Author: effete anal home OP - fuck all these striver douches who think 'building a resume' is important during undergrad summers. Hang out and get drunk dude - there's plenty of time to work and get this precious 'experience' later.
Also, I make it to kiawah often. Not a whole lot of nightlife, but it's great for what it is. Enjoy. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:06 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Yea it's pretty amazing that these losers don't recognize the value of enjoying one of the last absolutely free times of your life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739506) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:10 PM Author: effete anal home On that note, let's go celebrate some Mexican freedom, shall we? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739519) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:16 PM Author: learning disabled step-uncle's house if someone proposed these people as characters in a movie, they'd be rejected as unrealistic.
a douchebag actually cautioning against having fun one summer -- rather than getting some intership that will just cause the people who interview you to laugh at your self-important naivete -- just isn't plausible. and yet . . . |
Date: May 5th, 2008 8:01 PM Author: Exciting flirting principal's office brethren my summer plans: make $3K/week for 12 weeks doing jack shit and getting all my food and booze free + prolly a cool free firm retreat somewheres (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739217) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 11:31 PM Author: Chest-beating haunted graveyard I make 1k/week for 12 weeks in a significantly cheaper place with free housing. Last year was my freshman year of UG. pwnd? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740178) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:07 PM Author: passionate coffee pot you = my sn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739235) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:09 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator you= epic fail (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739245) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:10 PM Author: passionate coffee pot nice come back dood (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739247) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:10 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator thanks (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739250) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:11 PM Author: floppy wrinkle haha, relax, stttud. Nothing you could do during your UG summers would be better than this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739254) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:14 PM Author: Bronze Place Of Business Plaza Yeah, as the guy said gpa+lsat. And I really doubt SA interviewers care that much about prior work experience. I know more trad 1Ls doing firm SA stuff than non-trads. Probably because non-trads are shit in interviews. And fat. And balding. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739270) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:14 PM Author: passionate coffee pot Freshman year I summered at a friends house in s. france. I'm not jealous. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739272) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:30 PM Author: floppy wrinkle To clarify: better from a career standpoint. I doubt you're "jealous" of this guy in the typical sense, but you're also pretty misinformed about the dangers (lol) of wasting your summers if you're going to law school anyway. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739328) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:33 PM Author: passionate coffee pot i'm not going to law school, but I see you point IF you have hindsight. This guy should be hedging himself for a possible change in plans for business or IR or god forbid medicine/research. Saying youre pre-law as an underclassman is meaningless. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739345) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:34 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator I'm pretty much dead-set. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739348) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:22 PM Author: arousing sandwich business firm The jealous, pathetic losers in this thread trying to put the OP down for not working during an UG summer need to STFU. Once you get in LS it's plain that UG summers are meaningless. Having worked every summer of UG, I would trade all of the internships and shitty jobs to have one, genuinely good story to tell about a summer where I just did nothing but had loads of fun. My summers were awesome, but they could have been so much better if I knew that UG summer "work experience" (lol @ even calling it that) was completely worthless. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739292) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:28 PM Author: floppy wrinkle *Hiring partner looking over resume*
"I see you shuffled papers and delivered coffee at Bear Stearns when you were only 19... VERY impressive." |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:29 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator VINDICATION (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739324) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:31 PM Author: passionate coffee pot It shows that you were assertive and smart enough, or had the proper connections, to do something like that. That is more meaningful than the actual experience. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739334) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:32 PM Author: floppy wrinkle lmfao (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739337) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:33 PM Author: turquoise address masturbator rofl...what a striver. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739339) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:36 PM Author: passionate coffee pot I guarantee you this is how it works in business. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739354) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:38 PM Author: arousing sandwich business firm I guarantee this is all but meaningless in LS.
Edit: If you have the stats to get into a T-14, and you do nothing for your summers, you'll end up at the same place as the strivers (myself included) who busted their asses for four summers. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:40 PM Author: passionate coffee pot LS recruiting is easy compared to banking. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739373) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:43 PM Author: arousing sandwich business firm What part of "Once you get in LS it's plain that UG summers are meaningless" did you not understand? I'm talking specifically about LS.
OP also makes it clear his end goal is LS when he says "GPA/LSAT."
Obviously if you're looking to get a banking job straight out of UG, you need to work, because that is all you have, but you're the only one here bringing up banking. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:47 PM Author: Bronze Place Of Business Plaza If nothing else, he's picked a fitting sn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739410) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:57 PM Author: passionate coffee pot Not everyone is a bear. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739464) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:50 PM Author: White depressive space Do i-banks test for reading comprehension? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739422) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:05 PM Author: passionate coffee pot Why yes, actually some do.
You are given an HBS or company-prepared case study and told to discuss it with a VP in 25 mins. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:09 PM Author: arousing sandwich business firm OMIGOD THE CASE STUDY IS ABOUT HOW TO MOST EFFICIENTLY ORDER LUNCHES FOR EXECUTIVES AND FILE INVOICES!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID LAST SUMMER!!! I'LL BE HIRED FOR SURE!!!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739516) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 10:00 PM Author: Drab bawdyhouse reading party "I guarantee you this is how it works in business."
Why would you want to work for a company that values bullshit? |
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Date: May 6th, 2008 12:34 AM Author: passionate coffee pot Being motivated and driven is not bullshit. You can go into banking without interning, but you better have a really good relationship with HR and the management level of the office. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740398) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:35 PM Author: White depressive space Yeah, and having a good time when you're young and truly free is more meaningful than that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739351) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:33 PM Author: arousing sandwich business firm LoL yea. Or how about:
"Well, we were really blown away by the previous applicant who is in the top 5% of your class, but we decided to extend you the offer instead because, despite being at the median, your internship at the municipal courthouse in your home town really put you over the top." |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:38 PM Author: contagious opaque den digit ratio TITCR
I didn't do anything useful during my summers. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: maroon razzle sound barrier it's obvious you had TTT internship as an undergrad. sorry that you're a pathetic loser with a useless skill set. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739575) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 10:01 PM Author: Drab bawdyhouse reading party Tell me about your "skill set." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739774) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 11:21 PM Author: arousing sandwich business firm LOL. My point was, regardless of my internships, no matter how prestigious, I would have ended up in the same place. But feel free to cling to your wasted summers spent in an office developing your "skill set." On a website full of strivers, your post ranks high in the Pantheon of truly pathetic attempts at justifying risk-averse, and ultimately useless, striver behavior. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740144) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:36 PM Author: Impertinent giraffe boiling water *carries a 12-pack of taco shells across the thread* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739353) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:37 PM Author: White depressive space *sprays you with water* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739359) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:39 PM Author: Cerise cracking personal credit line I think the argument that you should get a meaningful job is downright stupid, but of all the places to brag about your summer, a law school board seems an odd place to do it. Our summers will consist of making $36k for 12 weeks of eating lunch and socializing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739367) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:55 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Only on xoxo would a bunch of losers think a law job is more fun than a college summer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739450) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:12 PM Author: Brilliant spot Only in Idaho, among retarded 0L niggers, would a bunch of losers think SA = "law job" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739528) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 7:00 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Oh you're the dood from the other thread.
lulz at your jealousy at college kid. Hope this summer makes up for never having friends and fun in college. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:43 PM Author: trip blood rage Month one: Sit around and do jack. Lunch, sometimes dinner as well, at nice restaurants. Happy hour every day. Drunk 3-5 nights a week. Everything paid for.
Month two: Sit around and do jack. Lunch, sometimes dinner as well, at nice restaurants. Happy hour every day. Drunk 3-5 nights a week. Everything paid for.
Month three: Sit around and do jack. Lunch, sometimes dinner as well, at nice restaurants. Happy hour every day. Drunk 3-5 nights a week. Everything paid for.
Oh, by the way, I get $40,000 for these three months.
So no, I'm not jealous of your BIGSUMMERCAMP where I have to wake up at 8 every morning and clean up shit |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:50 PM Author: Cerise cracking personal credit line You don't understand dood, it's a really preftigious camp. And in the south. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739424) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:55 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Only on xoxo would a bunch of losers think a law job is more fun than a college summer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739445) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:11 PM Author: Brilliant spot Only in Idaho, among retarded 0L niggers, would a bunch of losers think SA = "law job" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739523) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:12 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park English please. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739527) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Brilliant spot "English please."
Which part of my sentence is hard to understand? Thanks for proving that you're indeed a retarded 0L nigger. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:17 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Nice edit, fucktard. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739551) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:18 PM Author: Brilliant spot ROFL, I love it when retards try to blame their epic pwnage on "edits." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739553) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: orange persian liquid oxygen this is a decidedly unprestigious summer and worth little envy. but that does not mean it won't be both easy and fun... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739543) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:18 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Fun, drinking, chicks and goofing off>>>>>>> "prestige" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739554) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:20 PM Author: Brilliant spot ROFL.
Fun, drinking, nice dinners and lunches, goofing off and $40,000 >>>>>> picking up shit and waking up at 8 every morning to play with kid in the wilderness.
Sorry that you're stuck in small law and have never been a BIGLAW SA. ROFL what bitterness. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: orange persian liquid oxygen it's not even necessarily about being an SA or making $$$. there are countless fellowships/other experiences which may not amount to much money, but certainly a more interesting story than being a camp counselor (not that it wouldn't be fun, like i originally mentioned).
it's just a matter of preference really. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:25 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park As a UG, I would go for fun over interesting or prestigious. It's just really sad that xoxo posters can't remember what fun it was to be 21 and able to spend all summer "working" as a lifeguard or camp counselor. I think it's because they've never had experiences like these. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739603) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:27 PM Author: Brilliant spot It's just really sad that small law posters don't know what fun it is to eat and drink all summer "working" as a summer associate. I think it's because they've never had experiences like these. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739612) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:33 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park It's sad that you look to your job to provide fun. Oh well I'm glad people like you who have no friends are able to enjoy a summer of forced social interaction. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739646) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:37 PM Author: Brilliant spot It's just really sad that small law posters can't even keep up with a regular argument. Let me try to take it slowly for you Cooley grads. We're comparing between two things: OP's summer and SA. OP's summer is summer camp. It isn't "college life" at large. Stop changing the subject just because you know you're getting fucking pwned |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:42 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Who cares if it's at a summer camp? The beauty of college is not having responsibility and having tons of free time to get fucked up with friends. Working at a summer camp provides even more free time and less responsibility than taking classes does, since your grades have some impact on your future.
You're touchy about this because you expect your summer of "fun" eating at restaurants with partners and fellow summers who you will soon grow to hate to make up for missing out on the fun summers that normal cool people experienced during college. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:45 PM Author: glassy talented pisswyrm chapel This thread isnt about fun, its about jealousy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739707) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:47 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park You're not jealous? I want to go back to college everyday. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739721) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:50 PM Author: Brilliant spot How can you not? You spent the past 8 years of your life photocopying and making coffee for a self-practicing retard. At least in college nobody realized you're stupid. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739730) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:51 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park What are you babbling about? Sorry you had no friends in college, bro. Glad you have a group of people who will be forced to hang out with you all summer. I hope you don't tire of your SA class after a week as I did. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739738) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:53 PM Author: Brilliant spot Again, sorry you have to work in small law and never was a summer associate, bro. Glad you had a good time in college 10 years ago. I wish you all the best as you continue making $40K a year and hanging onto your "college summer" for dear life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739748) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:50 PM Author: glassy talented pisswyrm chapel Should be a fun summer, but I've done summers like this. This summer I'm making a bunch of money and taking a luxury vacation and hanging out with adults. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:46 PM Author: Brilliant spot Dude, it's obvious to everyone that you're touchy about this because you spent the past 8 years of your life trying to use your "college" experience to justify the fact that you never experienced real SA life and have to work in small law. It's okay, nobody thinks you're retarded, retard. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739713) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park I'm not in smallaw, idiot. I'm a 3L at a T14.
Here's the thing. Losers on xoxo have no friends and no one would voluntarily spend time with them, so they prefer making money and going out to dinner with assholes at their law firm to being freeto hang out with their friends all day. Xoxo losers think going to biglaw receptions is the same sort of fun that you have drinking with your friends all summer and having not a responsibility in the world, only because they've never had friends or a decent social life of their own. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:25 PM Author: Brilliant spot ROFL. Again, sorry that you're in small law and have never been a summer associate. Keep making up stories about SA if it makes you feel better.
I heard SA work 120 hours a week during summer and have to suck nigger dicks. Now you can go to sleep at night. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:28 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Am I supposed to be shocked by the use of the word "nigger?" Sorry you never had any fun in college bro. Don't worry. Sitting in an office all summer and attending fancy dinners with fellow lawyer assholes is as fun as being in college. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739613) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:30 PM Author: Brilliant spot Sorry you never had a chance to be a summer associate bro. Don't worry. Photocopying and making coffee is as fun as getting paid to eat and drink all summer. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739628) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:32 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park I don't think you photocopy at a summer camp. This is the difference between us: you expect your job to provide your fun and excitement for the summer but I'd rather be 21 again, have no reasponsibilities and able to spend all day sleeping in, smoking and drinking with college buddies.
If you would honestly rather be a law student than a college student, well, I pity your college experience. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:36 PM Author: Brilliant spot Stop changing the subject. We're strictly comparing between summer associate and summer working at camp. That's OP's summer, working at summer camp.
You're not sleeping in, smoking and drinking at a summer camp. But keep straw-manning if you want.
Given your reasoning skills, it's no wonder you're in small law. How was Pittsburgh? |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:39 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Have you ever worked at a summer camp? There is plenty of time for sleeping, smoking and drinking. What did you do during your college summers? I bet you had serious jobs and "internships." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739674) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:40 PM Author: Brilliant spot No, actually. I fucked models and did coke all day. But good luck with summer camp and small law. YFWGI (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739684) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:28 PM Author: Bronze Place Of Business Plaza this was pretty enjoyable. I take it you work for career services? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739615) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:28 PM Author: glittery sick marketing idea base sullcrom partner to OP at 2L OCI:
just so I don't forget, do you have a copy of your transcript? your grades are excellent *partner zones out for 20 minutes so as not to punch 2L in face* |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:41 PM Author: Histrionic Rigpig *Envious* of your summer plans, maybe.
Jealous? No. In fact it's hard for me to figure out what I could be jealous *of* (in your plans).
Sounds like fun, though. Enjoy the summer. Nail the LSAT. |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:44 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park Any normal red-blooded male would be envious of a college kid about to embark on a fun summer of no responsibility. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739702) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:51 PM Author: Brilliant spot ROFL, I really don't know why you're trying so hard. It's obvious that nobody on here agrees with your retarded trolling. Why are you so bitter about your current life? What's so bad about working in small law? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739735) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:52 PM Author: insanely creepy beady-eyed trailer park No, you're clearly the only one who cares. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739740) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 10:53 PM Author: Hateful Church Building Twinkling Uncleanness Cool summer plans, my man. Be sure to update us on the high lights so that we can live vicariously through you.
Also, what lake will you be on in MN? Minnetonka? |
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Date: May 6th, 2008 1:09 AM Author: turquoise address masturbator Gull Lake, MN (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740505) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 11:04 PM Author: Ocher Costumed Nibblets Property Assuming your plans involve doing something other than billing hours while the outside world passes by unnoticed, I think that's a fair assumption. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740073) |
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Date: May 6th, 2008 1:10 AM Author: turquoise address masturbator A few thoughts on the thread since I left:
-"Hippie" is a great schtick.
-You people need to loosen the fuck up
-The non-schitck replies in this thread really make me question whether or not I should change my career goals. |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 7:56 PM Author: boyish haunting hospital roast beef My summer > your summer. Why do you think this is your last summer of fun though? If you're studying for the LSAT this summer, I would imagine you're a junior. That means you have the entire summer after senior year to party before LS starts. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9750710) |