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Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

it's like Lenin said...
beta maize hospital
  05/06/05
that rug really brought the room together.
180 cruise ship
  05/06/05
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO G...
Bronze Charismatic Trailer Park
  05/06/05
With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't h...
Iridescent histrionic roast beef faggot firefighter
  05/06/05
Hey, this is a private residence, man...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/06/05
my rugs have seminal value.
cracking death wish hall
  05/06/05
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Beady-eyed Vermilion Plaza
  05/06/05
We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.
ruby pit black woman
  05/06/05
"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."
Boyish brass temple jewess
  05/08/05
That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.
beta maize hospital
  05/06/05
"I'll suck your cock for $1000" "Lemme just ...
Sooty godawful athletic conference background story
  05/06/05
What's in the fuckin' carrier? Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's ...
beta maize hospital
  05/06/05
The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary...
Mewling ebony theater stage keepsake machete
  05/06/05
You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into t...
Blathering contagious marketing idea halford
  05/06/05
What's a pedder-ass, Walter?
beta maize hospital
  05/06/05
8 year olds, dude
Sooty godawful athletic conference background story
  05/06/05
Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.
Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask
  05/08/05
"pederast"
Boyish brass temple jewess
  05/08/05
What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this...
Bronze Charismatic Trailer Park
  05/06/05
he's cracking
cyan yapping field old irish cottage
  05/08/05
This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
slate house
  05/06/05
Nice marmot.
passionate crusty area
  05/06/05
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
anal step-uncle's house alpha
  05/06/05
Ooooh, separate incidents?
beta maize hospital
  05/08/05
The Dude abides.
Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask
  05/08/05
I like your style, dude. I like your style too, man. Go...
violent laughsome patrolman
  05/08/05
Sioux City Sarsaparilla? That's a good 'un.
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my da...
beta maize hospital
  05/08/05
what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always ...
dashing naked mad cow disease
  05/09/05
I think he means critique it
Racy heaven
  05/09/05
I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me ho...
beta maize hospital
  05/09/05
Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...
beta maize hospital
  05/09/05
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I ne...
ruby pit black woman
  05/09/05
what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?
Offensive University Pistol
  05/13/05
DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
ruby pit black woman
  05/13/05
You're not wrong, Walter.
Beady-eyed Vermilion Plaza
  05/09/05
You're just an asshole.
Narrow-minded Aphrodisiac Fanboi
  05/13/05
Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond o...
beta maize hospital
  05/12/05
That's why they call me I am expert.
rambunctious frum orchestra pit rigpig
  05/12/05
Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.
beta maize hospital
  05/12/05
That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.
rambunctious frum orchestra pit rigpig
  05/12/05
You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that s...
beta maize hospital
  05/12/05
You can imagine what happens next. He fixes the cable?
garnet fragrant location
  10/09/05
How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've see...
passionate crusty area
  05/12/05
You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know,...
beta maize hospital
  05/12/05
http://www.lebowskifest.com/
Disturbing internal respiration
  05/12/05
Does he still write? Oh no...he has health problems...
rambunctious frum orchestra pit rigpig
  05/12/05
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
passionate crusty area
  05/12/05
hahaha.
Bronze Charismatic Trailer Park
  05/28/05
Pilar?
beta maize hospital
  05/12/05
Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
Jade Vivacious Principal's Office Reading Party
  10/09/05
this was a valued, uh...
beta maize hospital
  05/13/05
different mothers, huh?
medicated cheese-eating bawdyhouse stock car
  05/13/05
Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront...
Narrow-minded Aphrodisiac Fanboi
  05/13/05
The little punk is stonewalling me.
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lad...
passionate crusty area
  05/13/05
yes, dear?
beta maize hospital
  05/13/05
Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shi...
passionate crusty area
  05/13/05
My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin...
Iridescent histrionic roast beef faggot firefighter
  05/13/05
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? Excuse me? Sex. The ...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
Jeffrey. Love me.
passionate crusty area
  05/13/05
You're not interested in sex? You mean coitus?
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
What's this? That is for the urn. Don't need it. We'r...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Narrow-minded Aphrodisiac Fanboi
  05/13/05
Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson. Excuse me? ...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and t...
passionate crusty area
  05/13/05
in the briefcase?
beta maize hospital
  05/13/05
papers, various papers. business papers.
topaz voyeur
  10/06/05
We dropped off the money... WHAT "WE"!?! I--...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufa...
Fuchsia spectacular striped hyena theatre
  05/13/05
You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you neve...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?
Disturbing internal respiration
  05/13/05
Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watc...
Fuchsia spectacular striped hyena theatre
  05/13/05
WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS W...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? I don't know, sir. Is ...
insecure garrison toilet seat
  05/13/05
Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. H...
lemon rough-skinned incel juggernaut
  05/13/05
This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation...
beta maize hospital
  05/14/05
Best movie of all time.
Mewling ebony theater stage keepsake machete
  05/14/05
Here we are: It's shabbos...
beta maize hospital
  05/14/05
Those are good burgers, Walter.
beta maize hospital
  05/19/05
Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry S...
beta maize hospital
  05/28/05
Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.
Boyish brass temple jewess
  05/28/05
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman...
beta maize hospital
  06/17/05
This is a complicated case, Maude.
beta maize hospital
  08/28/05
This agression will not stand, man.
alcoholic locus
  08/28/05
The Dude abides.
passionate crusty area
  10/06/05
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&for...
Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask
  10/06/05
I just needed something to bump with
passionate crusty area
  10/06/05
I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three...
passionate crusty area
  10/08/05
...with nailpolish.
harsh seedy stage
  10/09/05
Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.
garnet fragrant location
  10/09/05
-Does he still write? -Oh no...he has health problems. ...
harsh seedy stage
  10/09/05
Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That me...
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
SHOMER SHABBOS!
garnet fragrant location
  10/28/05
So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in yo...
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
donnie, you're out of your element.
high-end disrespectful legend
  10/28/05
don't fuck with the jesus
amethyst chapel immigrant
  10/28/05
8 year-olds did.
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't...
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
you brought a fucking dog bowling?
high-end disrespectful legend
  10/28/05
What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it ...
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while...
high-end disrespectful legend
  10/28/05
you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?
amethyst chapel immigrant
  10/28/05
shhhhhh
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
so sorry.
amethyst chapel immigrant
  10/28/05
no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four ...
high-end disrespectful legend
  10/28/05
Mark it 8, Dude.
passionate crusty area
  10/28/05
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pa...
garnet fragrant location
  10/28/05
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
passionate crusty area
  10/29/05
It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across thi...
hilarious razzmatazz meetinghouse
  10/29/05
Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. ...
passionate crusty area
  11/01/05
Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's t...
passionate crusty area
  11/02/05
The DUDE is not in.
beta maize hospital
  11/12/05
My work has been praised as highly vaginal.
Rose concupiscible library
  11/12/05
Were you listening to the dude's story?
beta maize hospital
  12/09/05
I am the walrus.
heady spruce lay
  12/09/05
It really tied the room together.
thriller idiotic national security agency
  11/09/06
Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.
purple mother
  11/09/06
Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?
angry public bath
  11/09/06
you mean coitus?
Fear-inspiring locale
  11/09/06
I was talking about my rug.
angry public bath
  11/09/06
this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not ...
high-end disrespectful legend
  11/09/06
Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums...
thriller idiotic national security agency
  11/09/06
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bo...
Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask
  11/09/06
haha
Fear-inspiring locale
  11/09/06
They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit oursel...
razzle-dazzle doctorate
  11/12/06
This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug...
beta maize hospital
  12/02/06
they pee on your fucking rug.
garnet fragrant location
  12/02/06


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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:54 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

it's like Lenin said...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715972)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:56 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship

that rug really brought the room together.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715980)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: Bronze Charismatic Trailer Park

HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717024)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 3:57 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic roast beef faggot firefighter

With that money you can buy any number of rugs which don't have sentimental value for me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2715984)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

Hey, this is a private residence, man...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716219)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: cracking death wish hall

my rugs have seminal value.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717250)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Vermilion Plaza

Obviously you're not a golfer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716240)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: ruby pit black woman

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716248)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Boyish brass temple jewess

"...nussing, Lebowski, nussing."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730418)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

That's interesting, that's fucking interesting man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716280)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: Sooty godawful athletic conference background story

"I'll suck your cock for $1000"

"Lemme just go find a cash machine"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716325)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:08 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

What's in the fuckin' carrier?

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716971)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:09 PM
Author: Mewling ebony theater stage keepsake machete

The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

Who's in pajamas Walter?

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2716979)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:15 PM
Author: Blathering contagious marketing idea halford

You ready to be fucked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717015)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:16 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

What's a pedder-ass, Walter?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717026)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Sooty godawful athletic conference background story

8 year olds, dude

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717032)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:51 PM
Author: Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask

Shut the FUCK up, Donnie.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730171)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Boyish brass temple jewess

"pederast"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730424)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:17 PM
Author: Bronze Charismatic Trailer Park

What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! What is this bullshit, man? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead! You got a date Wednesday, man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717039)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:13 PM
Author: cyan yapping field old irish cottage

he's cracking

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730286)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 6:19 PM
Author: slate house

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2717054)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Nice marmot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2718646)



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Date: May 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: anal step-uncle's house alpha

You think the carpet-pissers did this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2719368)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:45 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Ooooh, separate incidents?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730137)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:50 PM
Author: Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask

The Dude abides.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730161)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 2:53 PM
Author: violent laughsome patrolman

I like your style, dude.

I like your style too, man. Got that whole cowboy thing goin' on.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730181)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

That's a good 'un.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775194)



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Date: May 8th, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted. I'm performing my dance quintet - you know, my cycle - at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came, and gave me notes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2730376)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:05 PM
Author: dashing naked mad cow disease

what does "gave me notes" mean there? I've always wondered.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742309)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Racy heaven

I think he means critique it

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742324)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

I think it's a show business short hand for "tell me how you think I was"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742325)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Aitz Chaim Hee as the ex used to say...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742172)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: ruby pit black woman

Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742373)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:10 PM
Author: Offensive University Pistol

what do you need your Johnson for, Dude?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775009)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:16 PM
Author: ruby pit black woman

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775516)



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Date: May 9th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Vermilion Plaza

You're not wrong, Walter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2742382)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aphrodisiac Fanboi

You're just an asshole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775091)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Wonderful woman. Very free spirited. We're all very fond of her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769534)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: rambunctious frum orchestra pit rigpig

That's why they call me I am expert.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769540)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Mein dispatcher says there is a problem with ein cable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769566)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: rambunctious frum orchestra pit rigpig

That's my friend Jenny. She just came by to use the shower.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769572)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

You are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769580)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: garnet fragrant location

You can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004933)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

How are you gonna keep 'em down on the farm when they've seen Karl Hungus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769587)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, you know, and uh, you know, you know what I'm trying to say.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769602)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Disturbing internal respiration

http://www.lebowskifest.com/

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769604)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: rambunctious frum orchestra pit rigpig

Does he still write?

Oh no...he has health problems...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769609)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769614)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: Bronze Charismatic Trailer Park

hahaha.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877780)



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Date: May 12th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Pilar?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2769615)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:00 AM
Author: Jade Vivacious Principal's Office Reading Party

Bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004897)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:01 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

this was a valued, uh...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2774931)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:13 PM
Author: medicated cheese-eating bawdyhouse stock car

different mothers, huh?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775032)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aphrodisiac Fanboi

Keep your ugly fuckin' gold brickin' ass outta my beachfront community!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775080)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

The little punk is stonewalling me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775096)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint. Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I can enjoy this family restaurant

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775097)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

yes, dear?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775117)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:28 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Fuckin' amateurs. They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775144)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic roast beef faggot firefighter

My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775101)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:23 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

Excuse me?

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?

I was talking about my rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775108)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Jeffrey. Love me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775199)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:35 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

You're not interested in sex?

You mean coitus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775208)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:27 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

What's this?

That is for the urn.

Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes.

Yes, so we were informed. However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.

This is a hundred and eighty dollars.

Yes sir. It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY DOLLARS?!

They range up to three thousand.

We're scattering the fucking ashes!

Sir, please...

JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!!!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775138)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Aphrodisiac Fanboi

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775173)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

Tomorrow vee come back und cut your chonson.

Excuse me?

I SAY VEE CUT OFF YOUR CHONSON!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775204)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775214)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

in the briefcase?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775226)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:38 PM
Author: topaz voyeur

papers, various papers.

business papers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990379)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:38 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

We dropped off the money...

WHAT "WE"!?!

I--the royal "we," you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money exactly as per--look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but, uh--you know?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775233)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia spectacular striped hyena theatre

3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775263)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

You don't have the fucking girl, dipshits. We know you never did. So you've got nothing on my johnson.

(Are these the Nazis, Walter?)

(They're nihilists, Donny. Nothing to be afraid of.)

Vee don't care. Vee still vant zat money or vee fuck you up.

There's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the FUCKING RULES.

Zere are no roolz!

NO RULES! YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS OF BITCHES...

Hiz girlfriend gafe up her toe! She shought we'd be gettink million dollars! Iss not fair!

Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE? WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES!?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775266)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:44 PM
Author: Disturbing internal respiration

Hey, man, you mind if I do a J?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775300)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia spectacular striped hyena theatre

Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775304)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:48 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

WHAT JOO DOIN, MANG!?!? I JUS BOUGHT DIZ FUCKEEN CAR LASS WEEK!

I KILL JOO, MANG! I--I KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR! I FUCKEEN KILL YOUR FUCKEEN CAR!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775320)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: insecure garrison toilet seat

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?

I don't know, sir.

Is it... Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?

Sure. That and a pair of testicles.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775342)



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Date: May 13th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: lemon rough-skinned incel juggernaut

Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe San, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2775490)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 2:13 AM
Author: beta maize hospital

This was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes. Yes. Not of California.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780312)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 3:16 AM
Author: Mewling ebony theater stage keepsake machete

Best movie of all time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2780644)



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Date: May 14th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Here we are: It's shabbos...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2783974)



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Date: May 19th, 2005 9:19 AM
Author: beta maize hospital

Those are good burgers, Walter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2818128)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! I'm sorry Smokey, you were over the line, that's a foul. Mark it zero. Next frame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877755)



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Date: May 28th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: Boyish brass temple jewess

Smokey, this is bowling, not Nam. There are rules.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#2877879)



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Date: June 17th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman took them from me in Korea, but I went out and achieved anyway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3044180)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:39 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

This is a complicated case, Maude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3697973)



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Date: August 28th, 2005 11:49 PM
Author: alcoholic locus

This agression will not stand, man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3698068)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:35 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

The Dude abides.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990362)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:41 PM
Author: Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask

Rug Pee-ers Did Not Do This

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990387)



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Date: October 6th, 2005 11:44 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

I just needed something to bump with

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#3990401)



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Date: October 8th, 2005 11:56 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

I could get you a toe. Hell, I could get you a toe by three o'clock.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004863)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:04 AM
Author: harsh seedy stage

...with nailpolish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004920)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:03 AM
Author: garnet fragrant location

Walter, these aren't the guys who built the railroads.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004915)



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Date: October 9th, 2005 12:06 AM
Author: harsh seedy stage

-Does he still write?

-Oh no...he has health problems.

-AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4004935)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:28 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156521)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:30 AM
Author: garnet fragrant location

SHOMER SHABBOS!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156524)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156527)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:31 AM
Author: high-end disrespectful legend

donnie, you're out of your element.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156525)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:32 AM
Author: amethyst chapel immigrant

don't fuck with the jesus

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156528)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

8 year-olds did.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156546)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian. I can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching him while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156531)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:33 AM
Author: high-end disrespectful legend

you brought a fucking dog bowling?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156533)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:35 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156537)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:37 AM
Author: high-end disrespectful legend

if my ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she went to honolulu with her boyfriend, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156542)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: amethyst chapel immigrant

you all know that this exact exchange appears above, right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156550)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:39 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

shhhhhh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156553)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:45 AM
Author: amethyst chapel immigrant

so sorry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156578)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:40 AM
Author: high-end disrespectful legend

no...FUCK you. (dude in the background: "take the four dollars!")

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156555)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:41 AM
Author: passionate crusty area

Mark it 8, Dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156562)



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Date: October 28th, 2005 9:44 AM
Author: garnet fragrant location

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4156577)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:38 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164474)



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Date: October 29th, 2005 1:47 PM
Author: hilarious razzmatazz meetinghouse

It's about drawing a line in the sand, and saying across this line YOU SHALL NOT...and dude, Chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4164518)



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Date: November 1st, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Thaaat's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam--

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4190602)



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Date: November 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: passionate crusty area

Darkness warshed over the Dude -- darker'n a black steer's tuchus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4198678)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:46 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

The DUDE is not in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276794)



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Date: November 12th, 2005 6:50 PM
Author: Rose concupiscible library

My work has been praised as highly vaginal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4276821)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

Were you listening to the dude's story?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4513680)



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Date: December 9th, 2005 11:28 PM
Author: heady spruce lay

I am the walrus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#4515012)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: thriller idiotic national security agency

It really tied the room together.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960198)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: purple mother

Jackie Treehon treats objects like women, man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960235)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: angry public bath

Have you ever heard of Viet Nam, Larry?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960243)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locale

you mean coitus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960349)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: angry public bath

I was talking about my rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960351)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: high-end disrespectful legend

this will not stand, this agression against Kuwait will not stand.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960353)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:18 PM
Author: thriller idiotic national security agency

Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960363)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Primrose swollen parlor pocket flask

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960391)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locale

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6960399)



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Date: November 12th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle doctorate

They send us a fucking toe and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. Jesus Christ!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#6976353)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:00 PM
Author: beta maize hospital

This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean, his wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120424)



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Date: December 2nd, 2006 6:37 PM
Author: garnet fragrant location

they pee on your fucking rug.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=177252&forum_id=2#7120742)