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One social tabboo Seinfeld never grappled with. NIGGERS.
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:05 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396140) |
Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:06 AM Author: chest-beating water buffalo that's why kramer was always freaking the fuck out (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396151) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:07 AM Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle prole keepsake machete Wasn't their defense attorney black? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396153) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: narrow-minded bright marketing idea office he was a parody of Johnnie Cochran (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556561) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:08 AM Author: twisted french chef holy shit.
I propose the first XOXO group writing project -- lets write the Seinfeld nigger episode. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: twisted french chef 1 fucking 80, you are talented (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396225) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:14 AM Author: big frisky gay wizard clown LOL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396228) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: twisted french chef still fucking LOLing at this. maybe I'll see if I can write the next segment (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396263) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: ebony lay idiot not bad
somehow I knew this post would get a bunch of 180s |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:19 AM Author: big frisky gay wizard clown stfu (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396280) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:58 AM Author: Irradiated smoky home nibblets wow, you've been poasting here over 5 years and you've finally figured out that clever posts earn "180s." quite the detective you are, shithead. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403010) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:18 PM Author: Disgusting cheese-eating hall how'd you know rasquie? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460261) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: Stirring gunner J: So what'd you do? G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them. J: The walk-up? G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up. J: Well what'd they do? G: *deflated* . . . They uh. J: *knowing* The jive. G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy. J: Can't beat it! G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry! J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive? G: Juke and jive? J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance! G: They danced around me Jerry. J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke. G: Oh so YOU have the juke? J: Oh I can juke, baby. G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke! J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught. G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke. J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right. K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene* *Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:26 AM Author: twisted french chef fan-fucking-tastic. LOLing my socks off. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396322) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:58 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396450) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:22 AM Author: Jet love of her life far cry from the quality of the other two (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396577) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:24 AM Author: twisted french chef *sigh* I know man, I tried. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396592) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:00 AM Author: Razzle mother (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396458) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:43 AM Author: Fragrant khaki therapy pistol ty for jew joker with the juke (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396687) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 10:57 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397409) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:02 AM Author: Sick internal respiration mad cow disease this was excellent (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397434) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:08 AM Author: racy elite giraffe elastic band Wow man 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397455) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:13 PM Author: twisted french chef still looking for talented writers to contribute to this project
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:10 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399034) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:08 PM Author: know-it-all center private investor Yeah, you're operating at a high level these days. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399429) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: diverse reading party 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443609) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:25 AM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903144) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:35 AM Author: bateful native haaahahahahahahahaha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275061) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Boyish ocher sanctuary still 180*180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460428) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:49 PM Author: Heady arrogant stage 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460490) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 8:00 PM Author: comical box office jew best post ever. EVER (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136709) |
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Date: September 13th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16035748) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:28 AM Author: mind-boggling old irish cottage 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555842) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:36 AM Author: Heady arrogant stage 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054692) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:00 PM Author: Charismatic Puce Kitty Cat Ticket Booth (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460083) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:25 PM Author: Brilliant point telephone holy shit, i am a funny fuck (pumo who originally wrote this) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460300) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:56 PM Author: Red cerebral space on the serious - why the fuck are you not writing comedy? that was better than the SPS writing on SNL... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136680) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:07 PM Author: Demanding vibrant tanning salon HAHAHA I'd actually watch the show if they had dialogue like this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600730) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: Brilliant point telephone Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 4:07 PM Author: twisted french chef amazing. you have a gift. 180. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15399418) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:30 AM Author: diverse reading party It was good up to this point:
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
This false action took me out of the scene you were trying to create. In real life the black man would have turned and berated Elaine for having the nerve to interrupt him (just like if one interrupted blacks in a movie theater). |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 6:04 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15400206) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:39 PM Author: Disgusting cheese-eating hall 'what it do' LOL |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:44 PM Author: Brilliant point telephone 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460445) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:09 AM Author: Hairraiser ultramarine faggotry theater stage Sure they did... Jackie Chiles, & when Elaine thought she might be dating a black guy, & when Jerry was dating a racist. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396173) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:06 AM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin and the episode where George offends his black co-worker telling him he looks like Sugar-Ray Leonard (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397450) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:41 PM Author: contagious school cafeteria Those are black folk issues though. This post is about fucking NIGGERS. Way fucking different. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525902) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:13 AM Author: ebony lay idiot part of their schtick was how fucking politically correct but stupid they were. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396222) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:16 AM Author: twinkling razzle-dazzle prole keepsake machete I guess. None were supposed to be good people. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396249) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:17 AM Author: ebony lay idiot Also, even when they're right, they're wrong.
That's the magic of george, especially. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:15 AM Author: Vermilion brunch place of business What are you talking about? Of course he did. I made a thread on this a while ago.
Anyone else notice how black people are used in Seinfeld? |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:21 AM Author: Maize Bisexual Locus Trust Fund I think Kramer made up for that omission... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396290) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:35 AM Author: Stirring gunner (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396355) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:38 AM Author: Vermilion brunch place of business http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQmyQislzzE (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396368) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:07 AM Author: chocolate hot abode azn That is highly entertaining. I especially enjoyed the part where George asks what his last name is, followed by kramer yelling nigger, foloowed by George saying thats not irish. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397452) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 3:30 AM Author: gaped roast beef doctorate This thread delivers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15396644) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 11:15 AM Author: Sick internal respiration mad cow disease http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojRRqrXXFyU&feature=related (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397479) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2010 12:10 PM Author: Stirring gunner genuinely lol'd (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15397776) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:33 AM Author: diverse reading party rofl (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443598) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:58 PM Author: Violent claret toaster awesome - when he first says the word "monkey" i lost it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15526037) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:20 PM Author: aquamarine stage bwahahaha holy shit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769069) |
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Date: May 21st, 2011 12:34 AM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18054679) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:42 PM Author: Disgusting cheese-eating hall (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460426) |
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Date: October 9th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19136357) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:55 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15402998) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 12:56 AM Author: Jet love of her life Thread has potential to be one of xoxo's truly great collaborative work. No offense to some of the later efforts, but don't try unless you know the ebb and flow of a Seinfeld conversation. It should not be a tale in the Whokebian tradition. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15403002) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 2:26 PM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15405399) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:31 PM Author: twisted french chef Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:12 AM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Jerry's apartment.
*Jerry getting cereal from cupboard*
*George walks into apartment*
George: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
Jerry: Huh?
George: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
Jerry: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
George: I just got back from the movies.
Jerry: The movies?
George: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *George throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
Jerry: Talking?
*A look of realization comes over Jerry's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
Jerry: Oh no.
George: Yep.
Jerry: Not the movies uptown?
George: *Exasperated again, almost cutting Jerry off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
Jerry: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
George: I finally snapped, Jerry. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
George and Jerry together: NIGGERS! |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: twisted french chef Date: July 2nd, 2010 2:22 AM Author: ak
J: So what'd you do?
G: What could I do, Jerry? I did what I had to do. I walked right up to them.
J: The walk-up?
G: *puffing, angry* Ha-ha! The walk-up.
J: Well what'd they do?
G: *deflated* . . . They uh.
J: *knowing* The jive.
G: They called me a cracker-ass doughboy.
J: Can't beat it!
G: Can't beat the jive, Jerry!
J: That's the essence of the jive. It surprises you. Even when you're totally in the right, they can jive around you. You know juke and jive?
G: Juke and jive?
J: It's a juke and jive, like a dance!
G: They danced around me Jerry.
J: Around the doughboy. That's why you gotta have the juke! They have the jive, you have the juke.
G: Oh so YOU have the juke?
J: Oh I can juke, baby.
G: How do I get the juke? I need the juke!
J: It's a Jewish thing. Can't be taught.
G: So you're a Jew joker with the juke.
J: *in Puddy voice, squinty face* Yeah, that's right.
K: *bursts in* YOU GUYS TALKIN' ABOUT NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*Michael Richards not supposed to be in this scene*
*Show is canceled* |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 5:32 PM Author: twisted french chef Date: July 2nd, 2010 1:33 PM Author: .,.,,..,,,..,,.,,.,.,,.,..,.,.,.,,.,,.,.
Setting: Bakery shop in midtown.
*Elaine and Jerry are waiting in a line and four black gentlemen are in front of them.*
*Suddenly one of the black gentlemen starts arguing with the bakery shop proprietor.*
Elaine: Oh boy, here we go.
Jerry: What do you mean "Here we go?"
Elaine: What do I mean "Here we go?"? You know exactly what I mean "Here we go."
Jerry: I think you're overreacting.
*Suddenly, the other three black gentlemen start yelling at the bakery shop proprietor as well and the din of argument gets louder and more angry.*
Elaine: Yeah. Overreacting.
Jerry: Look, it'll all boil over. This is just one of those things that happens.
Elaine: *Incredulous* One of those things? You think this is "one of those things"?
*Elaine walks up to one of the black gentlemen, by now even more than ever in the bakery shop proprietor's face and taps him on the shoulder. The man turns around with a puzzled look on his face.*
Elaine: Excuse me, sir?
Black Man #1: *Looks around quizically as if he's hit in the head with a ball and doesn't know where it landed.*
Elaine: *Calls out louder* SIR!
Black Man #1: *Looks down at Elaine, puzzled.*
Elaine: Yeah, sir, can I ask you something?
Black Man #1: Wha? What it do?
Elaine: Yeah, hi. Um, can you tell me how long this is going to last? *She asks this very sarcastically, as if to make a point to Jerry.*
Black Man #1: *Looks confused* *Stares at Elaine for a beat* *Turns back around and starts berating the bakery shop proprietor again.*
*Elaine looks at Jerry knowingly.*
Jerry: Okay, alright. *Sighs.* It's not "just one of those things."
*Jerry and Elaine turn around and start heading out of the bakery shop, leaving the four black gentlemen and the bakery shop proprietor behind.*
Elaine: Nope, not one of those things. It's just a bunch of no good, dirty, rotten, filthy...
Jerry: *Cuts her off, as if knowingly, and sighs* ... "Niggers..." |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 6:22 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15407522) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2010 9:17 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15408567) |
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Date: July 4th, 2010 3:09 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15411257) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 4:39 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15429338) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431366) |
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Date: July 6th, 2010 9:53 PM Author: Insecure histrionic garrison haunted graveyard Michael Richards agrees that it was a grievous oversight. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15431430) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 4:00 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15442962) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 10:37 AM Author: Embarrassed to the bone cuckoldry The script writing pumo in this thread is hereby King of Pumos. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15443612) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 8:15 PM Author: twisted french chef credited. although this one was quite good as well How I found xo |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 1:30 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15453995) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:13 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15525738) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:31 PM Author: diverse reading party (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15601890) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 10:54 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903016) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 11:32 AM Author: wonderful fishy corner I must say that even as a fire breathing liberal ex-peacecorps type this was a hilarious thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15903176) |
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Date: August 29th, 2010 11:51 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#15916785) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 12:11 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16074435) |
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Date: September 18th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16075550) |
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Date: October 28th, 2010 8:52 PM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16411865) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 6:39 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16449964) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2010 11:54 PM Author: Mint ladyboy hissy fit (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16453621) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:38 AM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497242) |
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Date: November 8th, 2010 9:49 AM Author: dull bespoke site Please continue this thread! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16497259) |
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Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: Avocado community account [Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: twisted french chef 180, preserving for future generations
Date: November 9th, 2010 12:33 AM Author: palo alto
[Elaine and George are in Jerry's apartment chatting. Kramer bursts through the door.]
Kramer: Yo!
* A playful smile appears on Elaine's face. *
Elaine: Guess what?
Kramer: What!?
Elaine [voice ending in a faux whisper]: Jerry's dating a NIGGER.
* Kramer jumps backward abruptly and appears startled. He composes himself. *
Kramer: You know what they say, Jerry? [Pause] Once you go black you never go back!
* Jerry looks sheepish*
Kramer: That junk in the trunk will drive you CRAZY for the rest of your life.
* Elaine rolls eyes *
Jerry: I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kramer: How come?
Jerry: On one hand, I feel this strong visceral attraction . . . . But on the other hand . . . . [comes to a pause]
* Elaine looks playful again. *
Elaine: I know what it is you're worried about!
Jerry: And what would that be?
Elaine [being coy]: Oh, I don't want to say.
Jerry: Spit it out!
Elaine: You're worried that you aren't "man enough" to please her!
[George coughs.]
Jerry [in an embarrassed voice]: It's true! I feel like she's this wild animal that can't be tamed. When we're alone together, I'm both exhilarated and frightened.
Elaine: Why would you be frightened?
George: It's like that book the Heart of Darkness. Jerry's scared of what he might become if he surrenders to his passions.
Elaine: Come on! She's a corporate lawyer, not some wild gorilla.
Jerry: I know! She's smart, she's educated, she's professional . . . . I don't know what it is . . . .
Kramer: You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger.
Elaine: Oh COME ON you guys! |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16768408) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:26 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097224) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:28 AM Author: pearl vigorous locale incel lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097234) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:29 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone tbf this is perfect except for the very last line. delete it and you have a masterpiece. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097243) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:31 AM Author: pearl vigorous locale incel What the fuck are you talking about pumo faggot it's exactly what Elaine would say while shoving Kramer or something in teh chest. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097266) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:32 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone nope. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097276) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:35 AM Author: pearl vigorous locale incel Yeah. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097294) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:24 PM Author: aquamarine stage Hilarious. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769120) |
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Date: December 9th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16769516) |
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Date: December 10th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: twisted french chef SURVEY SAYS:
bump |
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Date: December 20th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16864876) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#16921474) |
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Date: January 20th, 2011 12:13 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17097050) |
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Date: February 26th, 2011 7:39 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17379903) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 2:22 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17555814) |
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Date: March 20th, 2011 6:12 AM Author: Milky Cruise Ship (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17556432) |
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Date: April 25th, 2011 8:24 PM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#17852783) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:31 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203187) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:36 AM Author: cream parlour police squad I wish I was talented enough to contribute to this thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203228) |
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Date: July 9th, 2011 3:40 PM Author: bateful native (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18460411) |
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Date: June 9th, 2011 1:32 AM Author: wonderful fishy corner aww yes a classic thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18203189) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:36 AM Author: Balding Resort Death Wish oh yeah i forgot about this thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275064) |
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Date: June 17th, 2011 10:54 AM Author: twisted french chef (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18275125) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2011 11:00 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19225246) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 11:59 PM Author: hideous dilemma fanboi latest episode of curb does a decent job of it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18549852) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 7:46 PM Author: sticky forum (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#18720811) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 8:34 AM Author: Marvelous infuriating cumskin (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032224) |
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Date: September 24th, 2011 1:14 PM Author: galvanic dragon heaven i never watched the show but i remember being at a friend's house and seeing an episode where elaine thought the guy she was dating might be black, but she didn't know how to ask him. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19032844) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2011 10:41 PM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19097109) |
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Date: October 6th, 2011 3:46 PM Author: Chestnut soul-stirring senate Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19115379) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:45 AM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19161029) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:05 PM Author: Brilliant point telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600713) |
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Date: December 19th, 2011 11:06 PM Author: twisted french chef 180 bump. can't believe this slipped my mind (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19600720) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:13 AM Author: twisted french chef 2012 BUMP (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681499) |
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Date: January 1st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: Multi-colored sienna partner 2012: Year of the Jew Joker with the Juke (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1355209&forum_id=2#19681517) |