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Jade Private Investor
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
silver alpha stead
  04/26/07
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Jade Private Investor
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
Offensive Dull Lay Regret
  04/26/07
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Jade Private Investor
  04/27/07
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provocative set
  04/26/07
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Jade Private Investor
  04/26/07
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provocative set
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
mildly autistic cuckoldry
  04/26/07
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provocative set
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
Offensive Dull Lay Regret
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
Cerebral olive range becky
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
silver alpha stead
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Twinkling bateful nursing home
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
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provocative set
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
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provocative set
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Hairraiser sadistic gaping
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Glassy church
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Pungent hall
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Odious institution
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Passionate Impressive Fat Ankles
  04/26/07
...
electric forum
  04/26/07
*lol*
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
racy tanning salon
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
Offensive Dull Lay Regret
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Seedy community account
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Transparent volcanic crater location
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Passionate Impressive Fat Ankles
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
startled nubile theatre
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
at-the-ready mustard box office
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
Shivering zippy university
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
startled nubile theatre
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
startled nubile theatre
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
startled nubile theatre
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency
  04/26/07
That is likely.
startled nubile theatre
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Alcoholic burgundy market
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Glassy church
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Nudist Cuckold Prole
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Flatulent rigor corner
  04/26/07
yeah
Nudist Cuckold Prole
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
insecure crusty rehab
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Hairraiser sadistic gaping
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
snowy harsh plaza
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
autistic free-loading locus telephone
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
contagious indirect expression depressive
  04/26/07
titmfcr
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Ebony striped hyena
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
ivory tantric weed whacker
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
ungodly bearded kitchen water buffalo
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Chestnut Exhilarant Casino
  04/26/07
lol
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Chestnut Exhilarant Casino
  04/26/07
lol
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
Curious toaster
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Chestnut Exhilarant Casino
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
Chrome sanctuary
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
titillating chapel electric furnace
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Odious institution
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
not true
poppy marketing idea background story
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Brilliant exciting stage
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
supple green temple
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
supple green temple
  04/26/07
barzinied.
titillating chapel electric furnace
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Ebony striped hyena
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Nudist Cuckold Prole
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Glassy church
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Beady-eyed Property
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Flatulent rigor corner
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Beady-eyed Property
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Flatulent rigor corner
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Flatulent rigor corner
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Beady-eyed Property
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Flatulent rigor corner
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Glassy church
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
autistic free-loading locus telephone
  04/27/07
100!
heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
poppy marketing idea background story
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Flatulent rigor corner
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
poppy marketing idea background story
  04/27/07
as if
pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Jade Private Investor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: silver alpha stead

She kinda looks like a pig.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Jade Private Investor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Offensive Dull Lay Regret

A pig with big tits?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Jade Private Investor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: provocative set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Jade Private Investor



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: provocative set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic cuckoldry

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: provocative set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Offensive Dull Lay Regret

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Cerebral olive range becky

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: silver alpha stead

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Twinkling bateful nursing home

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

Doesn't make sense

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: provocative set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: provocative set



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser sadistic gaping

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Glassy church

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Pungent hall

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Odious institution

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Passionate Impressive Fat Ankles

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: electric forum



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

*lol*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: racy tanning salon

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Offensive Dull Lay Regret

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Seedy community account

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Transparent volcanic crater location

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Passionate Impressive Fat Ankles

Probably 165

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: startled nubile theatre

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: at-the-ready mustard box office

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: Shivering zippy university

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: startled nubile theatre

She's obviously an idiot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: startled nubile theatre

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: startled nubile theatre

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: startled nubile theatre

That is likely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic burgundy market

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: comical canary step-uncle's house national security agency

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Glassy church

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Nudist Cuckold Prole

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Flatulent rigor corner

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Nudist Cuckold Prole

yeah

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: insecure crusty rehab

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman

chance that is was above 115?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser sadistic gaping

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman

very exclusive club

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: snowy harsh plaza
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: autistic free-loading locus telephone

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: contagious indirect expression depressive

what a TTT bitch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

titmfcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Ebony striped hyena

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: ivory tantric weed whacker

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: ungodly bearded kitchen water buffalo

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Casino

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Casino

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Curious toaster

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Chestnut Exhilarant Casino

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Chrome sanctuary

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

It's not too late!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

nmatisse@umich.edu

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: titillating chapel electric furnace

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Odious institution

I would have given the post at least 170

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

knew that was cumming...:D

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: poppy marketing idea background story
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: INSANE 80S MUSIC LYRIC GUY

Worthless waste of human life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle voyeur patrolman

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Brilliant exciting stage

not a bad insult here

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: supple green temple

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: supple green temple

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: titillating chapel electric furnace

barzinied.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)



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Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Maize Theater Stage Sneaky Criminal

That might be worthwhile.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Ebony striped hyena

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Nudist Cuckold Prole

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Glassy church

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Property

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Flatulent rigor corner

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Property

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Flatulent rigor corner

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

Somehow, I doubt it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Flatulent rigor corner

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Property

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Flatulent rigor corner

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

credited hypothesis

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Glassy church

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: autistic free-loading locus telephone

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: heady lilac business firm multi-billionaire

100!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: poppy marketing idea background story

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Flatulent rigor corner

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)



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Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: poppy marketing idea background story

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)



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Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency

as if

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)



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Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: pale concupiscible juggernaut international law enforcement agency

Nicole Matisse Craves Credits

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)