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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Tan Mind-boggling Indirect Expression Den
  01/05/14
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translucent bat-shit-crazy boistinker
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Boyish sooty principal's office puppy
  06/25/12
...
Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry
  06/25/12
Jesus
garnet hyperventilating dopamine persian
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Angry up-to-no-good station
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Razzle Plaza
  08/02/12
crying
aromatic organic girlfriend
  08/29/12
...
amber tanning salon pozpig
  02/22/13
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Shimmering School Cafeteria
  08/21/13
lost my shit
territorial wonderful property
  03/19/14
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Irate legend
  06/27/14
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Sable haunting voyeur coffee pot
  06/27/14
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Racy garrison
  09/14/17
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crimson house
  07/20/18
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crimson house
  02/09/19
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nighttime shivering hospital
  07/11/19
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swashbuckling naked cuckold stead
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
walnut unholy generalized bond
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
cop
Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry
  06/25/12
...
Boyish sooty principal's office puppy
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
vengeful round eye death wish
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Laughsome bearded office
  08/02/12
...
passionate partner
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
bonkers beady-eyed milk
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
razzle-dazzle insecure juggernaut nowag
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry
  06/25/12
...
Grizzly brunch digit ratio
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Laughsome bearded office
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Bespoke sanctuary
  08/21/13
...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
...
sienna dysfunction
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
dead hell
  06/25/12
...
passionate partner
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
mildly autistic cowardly pocket flask old irish cottage
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Low-t ratface
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
hilarious dashing stage tank
  06/25/12
...
Low-t ratface
  06/26/12
...
passionate partner
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Disrespectful ape
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Low-t ratface
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Painfully honest judgmental whorehouse marketing idea
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
vermilion liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Low-t ratface
  08/02/12
...
Low-t ratface
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Razzle Plaza
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Laughsome bearded office
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Laughsome bearded office
  08/02/12
...
narrow-minded sickened foreskin
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Low-t ratface
  08/02/12
...
soul-stirring orchestra pit
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Laughsome bearded office
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
vermilion liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Low-t ratface
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Laughsome bearded office
  08/06/12
Cr
indigo goal in life
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Laughsome bearded office
  08/08/12
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narrow-minded sickened foreskin
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Heady Topaz Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
  08/20/12
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narrow-minded sickened foreskin
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Low-t ratface
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Shimmering School Cafeteria
  08/21/13
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Laughsome bearded office
  02/22/13
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passionate partner
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Shimmering School Cafeteria
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Bespoke sanctuary
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Shimmering School Cafeteria
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Irate legend
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Bespoke sanctuary
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Charismatic forum jap
  08/21/13
180
passionate partner
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  03/19/14
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Irate legend
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  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Federal prole university
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jag
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Glittery Native Cuck
  12/08/14
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Laughsome bearded office
  12/11/14
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Arousing Step-uncle's House
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Autistic Lake Masturbator
  09/15/17
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Arousing Step-uncle's House
  05/20/17
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Laughsome bearded office
  06/27/17
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Arousing Step-uncle's House
  07/29/17
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cocky sandwich
  10/01/17
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Disrespectful ape
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Marvelous space candlestick maker
  01/29/18
where did he go
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Disrespectful ape
  08/16/18
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ferengi
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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Poppy disgusting corner
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
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  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smoky crotch center
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Tan Mind-boggling Indirect Expression Den

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: translucent bat-shit-crazy boistinker



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Boyish sooty principal's office puppy

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: garnet hyperventilating dopamine persian

Jesus

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Angry up-to-no-good station

literally rofling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle Plaza

LOL just LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: aromatic organic girlfriend

crying

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: amber tanning salon pozpig



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Shimmering School Cafeteria



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: territorial wonderful property

lost my shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Irate legend



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Sable haunting voyeur coffee pot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Racy garrison



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: crimson house



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: crimson house



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: nighttime shivering hospital



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling naked cuckold stead



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: walnut unholy generalized bond

God I’m old.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry

cop

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Boyish sooty principal's office puppy



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: vengeful round eye death wish

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: passionate partner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: bonkers beady-eyed milk

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle insecure juggernaut nowag

TITC xo career retrospective

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Grizzly brunch digit ratio



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Floppy Wagecucks Cuckoldry

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Bespoke sanctuary

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Low-t ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: sienna dysfunction



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: dead hell

how does he do it?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: passionate partner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic cowardly pocket flask old irish cottage

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: hilarious dashing stage tank

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

lol friend of mine drove from ny to fl to see christinamodel

In only 13 years I will have an investment property paid off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Low-t ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: passionate partner



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Disrespectful ape

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

FUCK Torts exam tomorrow morning haven't read SHIT HELP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Painfully honest judgmental whorehouse marketing idea

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: vermilion liquid oxygen

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Low-t ratface



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle Plaza

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded sickened foreskin



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

Much love for the shout, Box.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring orchestra pit



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: vermilion liquid oxygen

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Low-t ratface

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Laughsome bearded office

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: indigo goal in life

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: narrow-minded sickened foreskin



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Heady Topaz Abode Mad-dog Skullcap

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: narrow-minded sickened foreskin



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Low-t ratface

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Shimmering School Cafeteria

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: passionate partner



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Shimmering School Cafeteria

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Bespoke sanctuary

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

Genetic Defect: man born with deer head

HOLY FUCK NOT FLAME THERE IS A FUCKIN DEER IN MY HIOUSE



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Shimmering School Cafeteria

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Irate legend

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Bespoke sanctuary

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Charismatic forum jap

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: passionate partner

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: passionate partner

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: passionate partner



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: passionate partner



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: red degenerate



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bearded business firm

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Irate legend



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Disturbing rigor



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Federal prole university



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Federal prole university

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: jag



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Glittery Native Cuck

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Laughsome bearded office



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Arousing Step-uncle's House



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: nyuug (Gangnam WGWAG Playboy)

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: spruce box office

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Autistic Lake Masturbator

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Arousing Step-uncle's House



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Laughsome bearded office



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Arousing Step-uncle's House



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: cocky sandwich



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful ape



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Marvelous space candlestick maker

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Cream heaven azn

where did he go

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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Galvanic hominid

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine locale gaming laptop

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Wife had a baby today...ugh

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

Just inherited a $35mm farm how do I manage it?

The Scholarly Revolution

The Scholarly Revolution

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smoky crotch center

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine locale gaming laptop

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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