7:30: You make a fresh pot of single-source bean coffee from Costa Rica. Normally you wouldn’t splurge like this but Biden’s new free trade deal with Latin America has made these luxury items common place.

8:45: Work begins (at home). You now WFH 2 days a week under Biden’s new state-based incentive to reduce traffic and emissions. During the office days traffic is light and efficient (your 15 minute commute is enjoyable in your subsidized American-made electric Hummer).

12:15: At lunch you meet up with a friend to enjoy a nice Argentinian steak and Malbec (again, the free trade deal makes this affordable). Dining indoors is still a risky proposition, but luckily Biden policies have greatly increased outdoor seating by closing certain traffic lanes (again, due to less traffic).

2:00: You check Tinder in the afternoon. Women are much more pleasant and less political now. Biden is a “boring” president so everyone is less hostile. You matched up for 3 dates this weekend.

6:00: For dinner you meet up with your parents. They just received their vaccine so they are comfortable leaving the house. While dining they inform you that your future children’s education is fully funded by them due to a booming stock market. You say thanks, but with Biden’s college plan your future kids will attend for free. They will just add the money to your inheritance.

7:30: You attend the MLB game. Crowds are still limited, but with social-distancing, a mask-mandate, and the vaccine rollout we can now enjoy sports again. Biden also banned the DH by executive order.

10:30: Before bed you watch the news, but really don’t pay that close attention. Everything is normal now and media outlets are struggling for viewers/readers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4679559&forum_id=2#41298166)

NIGGERS

1:10 pm

KIKES

6:30 pm

OBESE ungrateful American wife acts like a genderless cunt to you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4679559&forum_id=2#41298220)

8:30 pm You order Domino's. A member of one of the races you were just poasting about puts your large pepperoni and sausage pizza in the oven four minutes later. A prole white stoner in his mid-20s delivers it.

9:47 pm You look over at your wife, who has been doing something similarly inane all day and has lost back approximately 4% of the COVID quarantine weight gain, and jerk off to Tik Tok videos.

10:03 pm Sleep.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4679559&forum_id=2#41298662)

*bathes in their tears*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4679559&forum_id=2#41300748)

at least you're admitting that you're never going to stop acting like faggy little bitches over covid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4679559&forum_id=2#41300821)