Date: July 8th, 2026 5:48 PM Author: honey-headed hall
Met a chick surfing. We hit it off and got caïpirinhas at the local surf shack. Went back to her place turns out she was a hooker. Refused to smash, ended up hanging out all night with her and her pimp João. He said he was gonna ransom me but 'not worth it' in the end. Stayed up all night playing Garage Band. I was the drummer. Had to pay them $100 to let me leave. I still email them.