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Why don't soccer players have set plays for corner kicks

They just flop around like idiots and kick the ball away eve...
Scarlet crusty station
  07/19/26
lol tyvmft Doodikoff
jet-lagged point incel
  07/19/26
They should do more shots on goal imo. It’s almost lik...
Beta cobalt ape
  07/19/26
they do. on every corner. the kicker aims for a specific zon...
internet-worthy bearded gaping home
  07/19/26
They do you just don’t understand the game and can&rsq...
hateful impressive cumskin
  07/19/26
I want to like soccer but the offsides rule is so fucking st...
insane headpube
  07/19/26
but football has offside too. so do rugby, lacrosse, and ice...
internet-worthy bearded gaping home
  07/19/26
The offsides shit is so fucking stupid. It shouldn’t ...
Scarlet crusty station
  07/19/26
woudlnt entire team camp enemy goal then
Navy soul-stirring rigor
  07/19/26
What
Scarlet crusty station
  07/19/26
youd hav e an incentive to place your players next to the go...
Greedy Stage Water Buffalo
  07/19/26
(Arteta)
arousing ticket booth
  07/19/26


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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Scarlet crusty station

They just flop around like idiots and kick the ball away every time there is a corner kick

Seems like they should maybe plan some plays for those corner kicks, seems like an opportunity to score

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged point incel

lol tyvmft Doodikoff

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Beta cobalt ape

They should do more shots on goal imo. It’s almost like the places in the world that Don’t Do Anything are the best at soccer. Because that’s the whole point or something. Like you have to shrewdly bide your time for 90 minutes and never try to score. America/China/Japan all suck at this sport.

“In professional soccer, a team averages about 4 to 5 shots on goal (shots on target) per match. Teams typically take between 12 and 15 total shots per game, meaning roughly 30% to 35% of all shots hit the target, with the remaining attempts blocked or missing the frame entirely”

I can’t explain why they miss so often but they do it on purpose imho

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy bearded gaping home

they do. on every corner. the kicker aims for a specific zone and the players do picks and decoys, etc.

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: hateful impressive cumskin

They do you just don’t understand the game and can’t read what’s happening

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: insane headpube

I want to like soccer but the offsides rule is so fucking stupid to me. When I found out about it I was perplexed. Should a football team be punished for having fast players and throwing a hail mary? Retard shit.



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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy bearded gaping home

but football has offside too. so do rugby, lacrosse, and ice hockey.



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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Scarlet crusty station

The offsides shit is so fucking stupid. It shouldn’t matter

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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Navy soul-stirring rigor

woudlnt entire team camp enemy goal then

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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Scarlet crusty station

What

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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Greedy Stage Water Buffalo

youd hav e an incentive to place your players next to the goal for the whole game and have the goalie just do long kicks. it would be even more boring than it is now

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: arousing ticket booth

(Arteta)

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