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Mandy, looking forward to working at Big Law, taking Q's

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizz...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, th...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
I did. He grew up middle to upper class. No, it's not ju...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the onl...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
but it's the main reason
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
Yes, it is the main reason. If I won the lottery right ...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
you would not
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.
nubile translucent box office
  03/27/05
OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.
Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole
  07/13/04
dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throu...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
Good point
Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole
  07/13/04
You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.
big-titted bright idea he suggested
  07/13/04
I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from mos...
Stubborn Resort
  07/13/04
exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. A...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants...
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/13/04
and wearing cute suits!! DUH! I can't wait!
Startling partner
  07/13/04
I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing a...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your ...
Massive magenta field corn cake
  07/13/04
Not sure yet.
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
you are starting to disgust me
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure t...
Massive magenta field corn cake
  07/13/04
i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgu...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?
Massive magenta field corn cake
  07/13/04
see below
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
why?
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishones...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planni...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that ...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
hello?
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
what? do you want me to respond to your post above? I ca...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is ...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
she needs to take the high road
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
Who are you, her fucking priest? No, she needs to take th...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the wor...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks t...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
I'm glad she's not upset.
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, e...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
What's this about?
Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  07/14/04
Oh, for the love of naivety. You and the bf are in for a ...
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/13/04
exactly
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/13/04
They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life an...
Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole
  07/13/04
"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled." :)...
nubile translucent box office
  07/13/04
Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens t...
Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole
  07/14/04
"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also hap...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relations...
Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole
  07/14/04
Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or s...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
jade cruise ship
  07/14/04
Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
arent they somewhat expensive? well, i come from a differ...
jade cruise ship
  07/14/04
"arent they somewhat expensive?" Expensive for ...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
I am with you on living near work. I hate commuting.
Twinkling den kitty
  07/14/04
See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are m...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to d...
Twinkling den kitty
  07/14/04
"I like cooking, though." After spending 12 hou...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point o...
Twinkling den kitty
  07/14/04
"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the p...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working prof...
jade cruise ship
  07/14/04
You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at bi...
Maniacal 180 whorehouse karate
  02/20/05
I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?
Titillating sienna bawdyhouse
  07/13/04
In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.
Startling partner
  07/13/04
...
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/14/04
I don't mind
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I ea...
Titillating sienna bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at y...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
nice. but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.
Titillating sienna bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 yea...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/14/04
you're right check back later
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support p...
Poppy national really tough guy
  07/14/04
shhh! She doesn't want to hear that.
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/14/04
seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law fi...
Poppy national really tough guy
  07/14/04
That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and e...
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/14/04
what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?
Poppy national really tough guy
  07/14/04
...
Tantric maize piazza water buffalo
  07/14/04
she doesn't care...
Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle
  07/14/04
i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a f...
Poppy national really tough guy
  07/14/04
No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how...
Poppy national really tough guy
  07/14/04
I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, the...
nubile translucent box office
  07/14/04
holy shit
Outnumbered garnet puppy forum
  11/10/05
"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me ...
Poppy national really tough guy
  07/14/04
Goodnight. Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
Have you ever posted a pic?
Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  07/14/04
I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds
cream galvanic dilemma cuckoldry
  07/14/04
why the +25?
Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  07/14/04
not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like ...
cream galvanic dilemma cuckoldry
  07/14/04
Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
What were talking about with "hours"?
Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  07/14/04
Working hours.
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
What type of job?
Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  07/14/04
Biglaw lawyer.
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school...
Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender
  07/14/04
We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before the...
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  07/14/04
if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one
arousing fear-inspiring church building
  02/20/05
Oh my....
awkward bat shit crazy principal's office mental disorder
  02/20/05
hey sexy.
Balding Onyx Rigor
  12/08/06
Good work.
Duck-like business firm
  02/20/05
wow
Amber pontificating location
  02/20/05
whoa
Vermilion heaven
  02/20/05
egg + on face = this thread.
Hyperventilating idiotic preventive strike
  02/20/05
Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.
Supple lavender chapel
  02/20/05
180 Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit m...
arousing fear-inspiring church building
  02/20/05
...
Vermilion heaven
  02/20/05
180
Duck-like business firm
  02/20/05
Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha...
Amber pontificating location
  02/20/05
lol
Comical misunderstood public bath
  02/21/05
...
Duck-like business firm
  03/25/05
I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!
haunting nibblets sanctuary
  03/25/05
heheheh
territorial passionate laser beams
  10/20/05
Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's m...
vivacious ruddy office goyim
  03/25/05
I assume you are referring to yourself.
Supple lavender chapel
  03/25/05
kk, that deserves a 169.
vivacious ruddy office goyim
  03/25/05
Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S...
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  03/25/05
haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award
arousing fear-inspiring church building
  03/25/05
Wear it with pride.
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  03/25/05
...
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  03/27/05
why do you think anyone gives a shit?
olive institution
  03/27/05
well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parod...
nubile translucent box office
  03/27/05
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
arousing fear-inspiring church building
  03/27/05
It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law th...
nubile translucent box office
  03/27/05
i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.
olive institution
  03/27/05
I'm jewish.
nubile translucent box office
  03/27/05
send me a picture so i can cream on it.
olive institution
  03/27/05
...
curious voyeur senate
  04/01/05
...
Iridescent Market
  04/18/05
Reach for the dream!
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  08/08/05
176
Orchid stirring scourge upon the earth
  08/08/05
...
Obsidian Trip School Quadroon
  08/31/05
What's the background on this?
Flushed gas station
  08/31/05
I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish...
Flushed gas station
  08/31/05
No. He did far better than me second semester.
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
and you both still can't get jobs. fags.
olive institution
  10/19/05
all bumps but no questions? come on people!
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recrui...
splenetic shrine multi-billionaire
  08/31/05
hahahahhahahha
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
? I was making up for the lack of questions.
splenetic shrine multi-billionaire
  08/31/05
Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don'...
Light irate factory reset button
  08/31/05
No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.
splenetic shrine multi-billionaire
  08/31/05
She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0 car wrec...
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a...
Light irate factory reset button
  08/31/05
Median at UIUC = small law
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at ...
Light irate factory reset button
  08/31/05
My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location pre...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Good luck during OCI.
splenetic shrine multi-billionaire
  08/31/05
thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  08/31/05
haha
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a...
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being suc...
splenetic shrine multi-billionaire
  08/31/05
I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a c...
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiri...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the mi...
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Afraid that you would be outed?
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  08/31/05
No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are. ...
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so sl...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a me...
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 ...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
Your grades are ass.
Glittery Stage Reading Party
  08/31/05
Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me...
splenetic shrine multi-billionaire
  08/31/05
If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's n...
Cracking theater stage
  08/31/05
? don't know
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and pro...
Cracking theater stage
  08/31/05
Why won't you die?
razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab
  08/31/05
because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before cros...
nubile translucent box office
  08/31/05
...
bronze disturbing temple
  10/07/05
...
Vermilion heaven
  10/07/05
I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format ...
yellow international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness
  10/12/05
excellent work.
Puce range
  10/12/05
Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have i...
yellow international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/07
God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Some...
nubile translucent box office
  10/12/05
what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lma...
Charismatic skinny woman area
  11/10/05
...
self-absorbed very tactful persian regret
  11/10/05
180
rebellious clear trailer park dysfunction
  11/10/05
Cruel, cruel world.
Beady-eyed University Gay Wizard
  03/28/06
nifty find
sable swashbuckling patrolman
  03/28/06
...
chocolate coffee pot fat ankles
  03/29/06
...
Vigorous police squad spot
  04/10/06
...
saffron violent station hominid
  06/11/06
more faeces
Balding Onyx Rigor
  07/28/06
...
Internet-worthy Stage Shitlib
  07/30/06
...
self-absorbed very tactful persian regret
  09/04/06
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Impressive Circlehead
  09/04/06
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Mauve erotic knife center
  04/02/07
...
charcoal aphrodisiac striped hyena pistol
  10/13/06
A true classic. ty to Evan for the *bump*
Beady-eyed University Gay Wizard
  12/08/06
...
vibrant turquoise theater
  04/25/07
bump
House-broken Hell
  05/17/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
Cheese-eating mind-boggling famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor
  06/01/07
Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.
Costumed private investor old irish cottage
  09/29/07
LOL Typical barzini response: "Personally, I thin...
big lime garrison
  09/29/07
vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM
spectacular claret coldplay fan
  11/03/07
MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
Motley sinister crackhouse liquid oxygen
  11/03/07
...
concupiscible aqua locus
  11/04/07
Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?
Drab Racy Foreskin
  11/08/07
*works at Big Law*
contagious yarmulke deer antler
  11/08/07
quality
talented stag film black woman
  11/08/07
Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump...
Low-t Nursing Home
  11/15/07
It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...
Hilarious Odious Lodge
  11/15/07
bump
razzle-dazzle parlor filthpig
  11/20/07
why do you hate your namesake?
Ebony stock car
  11/20/07


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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:45 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizza.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956409)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:47 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, that's right, you and your bf are obsessed w/ money.

Question... Did you both grow up poor?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956422)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I did. He grew up middle to upper class.

No, it's not just because I'm obsessed with money.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956442)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956459)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the only reason I want to work for Big Law

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956477)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

but it's the main reason

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956486)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

Yes, it is the main reason.

If I won the lottery right now, I would still go into Big Law. But robably not for very long. 3 years or so.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956514)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

you would not

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956529)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:11 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421045)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole

OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956465)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throughout dinner...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956481)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole

Good point

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956522)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: big-titted bright idea he suggested

You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956515)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: Stubborn Resort

I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from most other deskjobs except the volume of work is a little larger and you get paid more.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956437)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. And I want to work internationally, very few small firms will give me that option.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956457)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo

So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants and working internationally?

Oh my....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956576)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:59 PM
Author: Startling partner

and wearing cute suits!!

DUH!

I can't wait!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956594)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing as believeing that this is what Big Law is about.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956603)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Massive magenta field corn cake

will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your peers and you think they pad theirs a little?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956453)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

Not sure yet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956470)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

you are starting to disgust me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956490)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: Massive magenta field corn cake

i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure to bill your nine hours every day.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956503)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgusting

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956527)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Massive magenta field corn cake

what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956533)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

see below

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956569)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956530)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:56 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishonest behavior over 3 years before the opportunity to commit it might come up... sick.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956548)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planning, you're in trouble.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956584)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that you are seriously considering acting dishonestly one day in order to save your dream of becoming a money sucking leech.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956614)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

hello?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956718)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:17 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

what?

do you want me to respond to your post above? I can't imagine why. you're just making assumptions left and right and generally making an ass of yourself. I'm not really sure what you want me to do about it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957629)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is white collar theft) in order to keep up w/ the Joneses and secure your job. I wish people like you never went into law. You give us all a bad name. What assumptions am I making? How exactly am I making an ass of myself?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957659)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957669)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:24 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

she needs to take the high road

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957687)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Who are you, her fucking priest?

No, she needs to take the road that will make her happiest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957699)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically. I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957728)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically."

Yeah, but its not a black and white world. Realistically, no one is all good or all bad. This sort of reasoning leads people to work for pennies in public interest.

"I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset."

I really doubt she is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957757)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

I'm glad she's not upset.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957775)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:43 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957823)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, etc etc.

I never said any such thing. I said I didn't know.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957772)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:46 AM
Author: Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

What's this about?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957837)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo

Oh, for the love of naivety.

You and the bf are in for a big splash of reality in 3 years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956491)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

exactly

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956498)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:55 PM
Author: Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole

They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956540)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

:)

:)

:)!

I looooove him.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956573)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole

Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch.

Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956627)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:04 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch."

Um...

"Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?"

No.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956656)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Offensive Transparent Kitchen Prole

You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relationship counseling immediately.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956679)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or something?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957721)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

What's wrong with being spoiled? Makes us all happy, so we go with it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957709)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:31 AM
Author: jade cruise ship

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. "

you must be kidding me

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957751)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K+bonus and working 60 hours a week we're not going to be cleaning and doing our own laundry!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957768)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: jade cruise ship

arent they somewhat expensive?

well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957897)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:14 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

"arent they somewhat expensive?"

Expensive for law school students? Sure. I'd love a maid but I know I can't afford one now. Expensive for Biglaw lawyers? Not really. Especially if you get some FOB immigrant.

"well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.""

I disagree. IMO, the last thing you want after working 12 hours straight is to be doing laundry and cleaning up.

Here's how I figure it: something *has* to give. One can't work 60 hours a week, spend 10 hours a week commuting, and then spend another 20 hours a week on house work/cooking/cleaning/etc. Since I can't really cut biglaw hours, I have to cut everything else. If I live by work and hire a maid then all I have is 60 hours or so a week, which isn't worse than what most people have considering they deal with commute and doing things themselves. Make sense?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957968)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:23 AM
Author: Twinkling den kitty

I am with you on living near work.

I hate commuting.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958000)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are miserable tasks no less taxing and annoying than work itself. On top of long hours its just unbearable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958037)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: Twinkling den kitty

I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to do my laundry.

Commuting, however, can suck it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958047)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

"I like cooking, though."

After spending 12 hours at work? Ugh.

"And I don't trust other people to do my laundry."

Good God, why?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958055)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:40 AM
Author: Twinkling den kitty

It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me.

Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out. If I had a family, I could see wanting to have someone else do it, because kids come with a fuckload of dirty clothes. But for just me, it seems silly.

Both of these depend heavily on me being single.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958075)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:57 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me."

Go out. You have to shop less, and no cleanup.

"Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out."

Its not that expensive, is it? I remember in Russia it was great: you drop it off, you pick it up in 2 days. Barely costs more than doing it yourself and comes back nicely folded.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958109)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 AM
Author: jade cruise ship

Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working professionals (doctors, etc.) have maids.

Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine.

And if family members of mine who live in or near large cities are an indication, good incomes can evaporate really quickly in those high-COL areas. I would be a little uneasy about paying for something like that under those conditions, especially just starting out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958135)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Maniacal 180 whorehouse karate

You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at big law? try 80 to 90 at least.

Nice fantasy you ahve there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171377)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Titillating sienna bawdyhouse

I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956564)



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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: Startling partner

In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956587)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956604)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I don't mind

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956616)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: Titillating sienna bawdyhouse

excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I eat your muffin?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956628)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at your place.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956681)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: Titillating sienna bawdyhouse

nice.

but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956728)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 year old 350lbs fat bald Russian guy that chain smokes and isn't even going to law school...

Yep, you might just whacked off to that FAG!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957744)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:03 AM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo

You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956637)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

you're right

check back later

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956686)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:05 AM
Author: Poppy national really tough guy

have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support position in a biglaw firm? i would suggest it... just so you can know for sure what it is like..

:( biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956666)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo

shhh!

She doesn't want to hear that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956689)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:08 AM
Author: Poppy national really tough guy

seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law firm life is really like now..

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956700)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo

That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and effort to find out what there future career will really be like.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956730)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Poppy national really tough guy

what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956746)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 AM
Author: Tantric maize piazza water buffalo



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956837)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: Shivering painfully honest community account wrinkle

she doesn't care...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956712)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Poppy national really tough guy

i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a firm before? maybe she has and liked it..

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956735)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:15 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a few people who have though.

Of course having to work on a case I don't believe in is a concern, but that's one of the reasons i'm going into business law, not criminal law. If I lose or win, people might have more/less money, and sometimes it might be unjust, but at least no one will die or go to jail for something they haven't done because of me. That level of bad karma I can live with.

Besides, I hope that that at least sometimes, I'll be able to influence people to do what's best both for their company and for others.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957619)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:18 AM
Author: Poppy national really tough guy

that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how little difference i would be making in anything i was working on in a biglaw firm, and i am like you, i want to influence people, and see that what i am doing is changing things and causing some good. business law/corporate law you will be representing a lot of companies who could be indirectly (or directly) causing a lot of harm to a lot of people... and/or animals plants and bunnies... :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957638)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, they're usually more neutral than evil. Once I have money and some experince, there are other things I want to do, like someday I'd like to teach at a law school and start or continue with an existing child clinic.

But I can't do that right away. Getting into teaching is really hard, and just doing pro-bono and stuff, well, with my pet cause, I couldn't handle it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957706)



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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered garnet puppy forum

holy shit

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262703)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :("

I have no problem defending tobacco companies.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957660)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: Poppy national really tough guy

that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me sad that they marketed to middle school aged kids in china, but i guess whatever floats your boat. anyways, goodnight meanest and mandy!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957670)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:25 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Goodnight.

Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not mess with. But I also realize that someone has to defend them and I need cash...

I'd like to defend the likes of cig companies and gun companies. Bad rep but I really don't have much against them. And if they really fuck up no lawyer (including myself) will be able to save them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957695)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:27 AM
Author: Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

Have you ever posted a pic?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957712)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: cream galvanic dilemma cuckoldry

I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957725)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:29 AM
Author: Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

why the +25?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957730)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: cream galvanic dilemma cuckoldry

not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like Reece, but doesn't have near a hollywood body.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957746)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957763)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:20 AM
Author: Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

What were talking about with "hours"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957994)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Working hours.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958039)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

What type of job?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958044)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

Biglaw lawyer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958056)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:38 AM
Author: Avocado Candlestick Maker Sex Offender

How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school yet?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958065)



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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:39 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before then). And we're both starting in about a month.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958073)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:22 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring church building

if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169578)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:25 AM
Author: awkward bat shit crazy principal's office mental disorder

Oh my....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169605)



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Date: December 8th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: Balding Onyx Rigor

hey sexy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167108)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Duck-like business firm

Good work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169620)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Amber pontificating location

wow

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169702)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Vermilion heaven

whoa

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170114)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:33 AM
Author: Hyperventilating idiotic preventive strike

egg + on face = this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170205)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Supple lavender chapel

Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169679)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:34 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring church building

180

Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit makes it a true 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169682)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:35 AM
Author: Vermilion heaven



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170210)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Duck-like business firm

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170213)



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Date: February 20th, 2005 12:24 PM
Author: Amber pontificating location

Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171128)



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Date: February 21st, 2005 2:34 AM
Author: Comical misunderstood public bath

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2175537)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 5:21 AM
Author: Duck-like business firm



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2402968)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 5:51 AM
Author: haunting nibblets sanctuary

I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403002)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: territorial passionate laser beams

heheheh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4089491)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:05 AM
Author: vivacious ruddy office goyim

Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's mouth? Jesus H. Christ.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403072)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:06 AM
Author: Supple lavender chapel

I assume you are referring to yourself.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403073)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:15 AM
Author: vivacious ruddy office goyim

kk, that deserves a 169.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403077)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab

Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S from me, where S (superlative) is better than A+.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403080)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:26 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring church building

haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403081)



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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab

Wear it with pride.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403087)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 5:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421030)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:02 AM
Author: olive institution

why do you think anyone gives a shit?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421033)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:09 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parody thread, originally.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421042)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:12 AM
Author: arousing fear-inspiring church building

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you know it wasn't

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421047)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law thread. But I meant it at the time, if that's what you mean.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421049)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: olive institution

i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421051)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:22 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I'm jewish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421053)



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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:13 AM
Author: olive institution

send me a picture so i can cream on it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421048)



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Date: April 1st, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: curious voyeur senate



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2465548)



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Date: April 18th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2587057)



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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab

Reach for the dream!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536042)



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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: Orchid stirring scourge upon the earth

176

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536064)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Obsidian Trip School Quadroon



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3713498)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:11 PM
Author: Flushed gas station

What's the background on this?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715554)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they didn't want to work big law. Later, my 1L grades weren't good enough to make Big Law and people thought it was hilarious. I don't fully get why it's that funny, but I'm going along for all the attention.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715570)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: Flushed gas station

Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish, were you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715583)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

No. He did far better than me second semester.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715699)



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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: olive institution

and you both still can't get jobs. fags.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4083928)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

all bumps but no questions? come on people!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715538)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:12 PM
Author: splenetic shrine multi-billionaire

Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recruiting? How many interviews did you have? How many callbacks? Where do you want to work (location)?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715561)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

hahahahhahahha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715574)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: splenetic shrine multi-billionaire

?

I was making up for the lack of questions.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715597)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Light irate factory reset button

Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don't think she has any offerinos.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715591)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: splenetic shrine multi-billionaire

No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715601)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0

car wreck firm in chicago, here she comes!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715608)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Light irate factory reset button

Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a DUI firm in Chitown?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715618)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

Median at UIUC = small law

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715625)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: Light irate factory reset button

I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at a TTT.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715610)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location preference, DC sounds nice though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715603)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: splenetic shrine multi-billionaire

Good luck during OCI.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715612)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday. I'm totally nervous.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715761)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab

Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715784)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

haha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715787)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a hot dog salesman, you're on drugs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715619)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:22 PM
Author: splenetic shrine multi-billionaire

People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being such a jealous loser.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715629)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a cow town in the middle of nowhere and who has shitty grades.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715640)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiring stats and my appearance arise?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715750)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the middle of UIUC.

And you're ugly...that's a given with you seeing Fish, who himself is a short ugly fuck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715767)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715786)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab

Afraid that you would be outed?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715797)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew something I didn't about our hiring prospects.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715812)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are.

And DC or large firms simply arent in the cards.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715826)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:35 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so slightly above the average hot dog vendor's salary). I'm just worried about getting a legal job in DC.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715712)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a median student from UIUC.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715729)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 now, cum laude is 3.25

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715742)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Glittery Stage Reading Party

Your grades are ass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715762)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: splenetic shrine multi-billionaire

Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me "double AIDS"?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715609)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: Cracking theater stage

If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's no hope for you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715658)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

? don't know

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715719)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Cracking theater stage

See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and proudly proclaimed it to the Internet" thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715788)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz alcoholic weed whacker rehab

Why won't you die?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715616)



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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: nubile translucent box office

because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before crossing the street.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715694)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: bronze disturbing temple



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994639)



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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Vermilion heaven
Subject: To make sure this thread never, ever gets edited.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994643)



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Date: October 12th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: yellow international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness

I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format glory.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027170)



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Date: October 12th, 2005 2:31 AM
Author: Puce range

excellent work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027173)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: yellow international law enforcement agency twinkling uncleanness

Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have it. I have no idea why.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195651)



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Date: October 12th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: nubile translucent box office

God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Sometimes, blasphemous though this may be, sometimes I really do miss Minnesota.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027250)



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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Charismatic skinny woman area

what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lmao!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262651)



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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed very tactful persian regret



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262591)



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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: rebellious clear trailer park dysfunction

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262654)



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Date: March 28th, 2006 6:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University Gay Wizard

Cruel, cruel world.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446309)



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Date: March 28th, 2006 7:03 AM
Author: sable swashbuckling patrolman

nifty find

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446354)



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Date: March 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: chocolate coffee pot fat ankles



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5457259)



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Date: April 10th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Vigorous police squad spot



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5556693)



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Date: June 11th, 2006 6:42 PM
Author: saffron violent station hominid



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5960404)



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Date: July 28th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: Balding Onyx Rigor

more faeces

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6320028)



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Date: July 30th, 2006 8:54 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Stage Shitlib



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6339304)



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Date: September 4th, 2006 1:02 AM
Author: self-absorbed very tactful persian regret



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553929)



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Date: September 4th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Impressive Circlehead

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553948)



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Date: April 2nd, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Mauve erotic knife center

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7859730)



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Date: October 13th, 2006 9:02 AM
Author: charcoal aphrodisiac striped hyena pistol



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6780507)



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Date: December 8th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed University Gay Wizard

A true classic.

ty to Evan for the *bump*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167414)



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Date: April 25th, 2007 7:39 AM
Author: vibrant turquoise theater



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8000836)



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Date: May 17th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: House-broken Hell

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8129249)



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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: Cheese-eating mind-boggling famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195524)



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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Costumed private investor old irish cottage

Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703238)



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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: big lime garrison

LOL

Typical barzini response:

"Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine."

REALLY, DON? I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SAY THAT!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703251)



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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: spectacular claret coldplay fan

vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849635)



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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: Motley sinister crackhouse liquid oxygen

MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849698)



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Date: November 4th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: concupiscible aqua locus



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849722)



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Date: November 8th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: Drab Racy Foreskin

Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8869039)



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Date: November 8th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: contagious yarmulke deer antler

*works at Big Law*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8868893)



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Date: November 8th, 2007 8:58 PM
Author: talented stag film black woman

quality

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8871426)



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Date: November 15th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: Low-t Nursing Home

Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898028)



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Date: November 15th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: Hilarious Odious Lodge

It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898032)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlor filthpig

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919742)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:54 PM
Author: Ebony stock car

why do you hate your namesake?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919754)