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45 years ago we found out who shot J.R. Ewing

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Clear Theatre Pocket Flask
  08/01/26
Haven’t run across a single person who’s seen th...
poppy electric set degenerate
  08/01/26
you should watch it, very XO show. JR is awesome.
Dark tanning salon
  08/01/26
I watched it iirc. that's why I quoted it.
poppy electric set degenerate
  08/01/26
the godfather will not be lost to time lol. how are you a cu...
onyx galvanic gunner
  08/01/26
that's an inside joke about millennial Women and possibly OR...
poppy electric set degenerate
  08/01/26
i recognize that "Who shot JR?" was a huge deal be...
Mustard bat shit crazy boiling water principal's office
  08/01/26
same person who shot boom - mainlining tp
Multi-colored Pale Jewess Marketing Idea
  08/01/26
It doesn't matter imho. What matters is Clique. Jock Ewin...
poppy electric set degenerate
  08/01/26
so... Bobby shot him?
Mustard bat shit crazy boiling water principal's office
  08/01/26
No. You’re a dumbass imho. The point is that everyone ...
poppy electric set degenerate
  08/01/26
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Clear Theatre Pocket Flask
  08/01/26
"Who shot JR?" was before the time of XOers. Bu...
zombie-like beady-eyed trust fund
  08/01/26
both were the peak of the series.
poppy electric set degenerate
  08/01/26


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Date: August 1st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Clear Theatre Pocket Flask



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Date: August 1st, 2026 9:55 AM
Author: poppy electric set degenerate

Haven’t run across a single person who’s seen that show irl except olds. It’s lost to time like the Godfather will be. Someone poasted Victoria principal pics from the 70s here once and I was like she’s a tramp and her daddy is a drunk and no one knew wtf I was talking about iirc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50038718)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon

you should watch it, very XO show. JR is awesome.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50038756)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: poppy electric set degenerate

I watched it iirc. that's why I quoted it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039046)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: onyx galvanic gunner

the godfather will not be lost to time lol. how are you a curator

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50038758)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: poppy electric set degenerate

that's an inside joke about millennial Women and possibly ORMs/URMs not being able to get through it without Sleeping

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039047)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Mustard bat shit crazy boiling water principal's office

i recognize that "Who shot JR?" was a huge deal before my time, but i still dont know who actually shot him

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50038724)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored Pale Jewess Marketing Idea

same person who shot boom - mainlining tp

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50038738)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: poppy electric set degenerate

It doesn't matter imho. What matters is Clique.

Jock Ewing was the original ScumJock, the Patriarch, the land-taking oil brute who beat men directly, took what he wanted and let money age the whole ugly business into legend. Then his two sons split the inheritance.

Bobby, J.R.’s younger brother, got the Jock half. Handsome, physical, direct, naturally liked, able to walk into a room and command it without first destroying somebody’s credit. He could punch J.R., condemn J.R., leave the ranch in disgust and remain the beloved son because that is Jock privilege. The body, the confidence, the automatic legitimacy.

J.R. got the Scummy impulse but became Prep Clique. He put Jock’s dirt in a suit. Jock took your oil field. J.R. called your banker, read your contract, slept with your relative and arranged matters so you thanked him on the way out.

They were brothers but they were hardly the same species. Bobby inherited the force and somehow kept the innocence. J.R. inherited the filth and learned to administer it.

J.R. had spent the season scheming, backstabbing, philandering, gutting his partners, turning every relationship into leverage and every rule into a weapon. Shooting him appeared reasonable af for numerous Suspects.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039115)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Mustard bat shit crazy boiling water principal's office

so... Bobby shot him?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039299)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: poppy electric set degenerate

No. You’re a dumbass imho. The point is that everyone was a Suspect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039534)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Clear Theatre Pocket Flask



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039664)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: zombie-like beady-eyed trust fund

"Who shot JR?" was before the time of XOers.

But it was ~15 years from "Who Shot JR?" to "Who Shot Mr. Burns?".

And it's 31+ years and counting since "Who Shot Mr. Burns?".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039136)



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Date: August 1st, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: poppy electric set degenerate

both were the peak of the series.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888341&forum_id=2#50039164)