Date: November 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: scholarship
Mayor Brandon Johnson’s CFO resigns after three months on the job, saying she is no longer able to fulfill her duties to provide accurate statements about the city’s finances.
Date: November 13th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ()
Imagine financial statements so bad that you can’t get a lady who led regional credit ratings at Fitch to sign off on them.
In 2007 she was totally “Oh yea that giant pile of junk bonds is totally AAA now that they’re wrapped in a CDO!” And now it’s “this accounting is so alarmingly bad that I am going to immediately and noisily quit my job and flee back to the private sector before any of this can be tagged to my account and/or before the subpoenas hit.”