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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:35 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office i'm peyton manning: i often put forth stellar efforts, but invariably fail to close the deal. i'm great at getting *numbers*, but end up with little to show for my performance.
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:03 PM Author: white mental disorder degenerate Barry Sanders. I've got the best moves in the business, but I don't score a whole lot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379075) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:55 AM Author: white mental disorder degenerate Rating=? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381849) |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 2:59 AM Author: massive really tough guy box office from me? i chuckled audibly at your post the first time around; i'll give it a 173.
it's not like i'm rating every post in the thread, though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:08 AM Author: white mental disorder degenerate Fair enough... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381925) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Aromatic idea he suggested joe horn
i started out slowly at first (was a dork) before i became a probowler out of nowhere (when my body/features matured late high school). after that, i've always been near the top (hot with game, but would be pwn3d by athlete/moviestar types). i also like to have fun and some people might think be a jackass. much like joe horn, i am in sharp decline as i am in a serious relationship. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Aromatic idea he suggested :(
the decline is complete. i only get laid like 2-3x a week now usually. |
Date: July 21st, 2006 10:38 PM Author: Crimson Misanthropic Striped Hyena Rice-- good at receiving. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271019) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:41 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office 179.96 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271032) |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:49 PM Author: dashing balding son of senegal ceo Tedy Bruschi. I perfromed above my natural ability at the beginning of my career, but because of an unfortunate situation I had to leave the game for awhile. Never the same after that. |
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Date: July 21st, 2006 10:54 PM Author: snowy scourge upon the earth Probably some guy you've never heard of who went undrafted, was invited to one training camp and didn't make the team. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6271095) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:53 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office the few responses here were awesome. i want more. ty (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6378996) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 5:59 PM Author: Sinister affirmative action Former pro wrestler Brock Lesnar. There were whispers that I had potential, an overrated team took me as a project, I played in a few preseason games, and then I got cut. After that, I turned down their offer to play in NFL Europe. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379043) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:00 PM Author: aphrodisiac theatre hissy fit Mike Vick.
People always expect a lot out of me, and I look like I can get the job done. But while I have the occassional flashes of brilliance that impress the hell out of people, if you step back and take a look at my body of work over the years I really haven't lived up to my potential.
Plus, there's a good chance I have herpes. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:01 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office 179 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379061) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac theatre hissy fit ty. this is the highest score i've ever received, you made my day. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379198) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:27 PM Author: ungodly black station Randy Moss. I'll bring my game when I want to bring my game. And since I signed my marriage contract, I'm no longer interested in bringing my game. I usually exit the field with two seconds left to play, resulting in an angry confrontation with my wife in the shower after the game. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379283) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:29 PM Author: internet-worthy stead Terrell Owens
Astounding talent almost completely ruined by a horrible attitude. |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: angry vibrant sneaky criminal Brian Urlacher. By reputation, I ought to get into the backfield regularly, but more often than not I wind up getting blocked by a fat behemoth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379311) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: self-centered partner Leinart. Still the best mack out there. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379461) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:07 PM Author: self-centered partner Also, I love this thread. CC, you rock, dood. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:10 PM Author: bateful sandwich shrine Joe Namath. Awkwardly hit on people while drunk in front of huge crowds. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379485) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:11 PM Author: razzle church building John Elway. I get off to a terrible start and most people think that it is going to be game over before I'm able to connect with any of my receivers. But then I suddenly get in the zone and miraculously score (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379500) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:16 PM Author: Poppy Naked Twinkling Uncleanness Donovan McNabb. I am a choking negro under the spotlight. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6379522) |
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Date: August 4th, 2006 7:23 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Hominid Locale Steve Young.
When I'm surrounded by an all-star cast I can't help but complete a few TD passes, some of the TD's I complete even appear to be way above my talent level.
Occassionally I even win a few rings; however, when crunch time rolls around, people are always waiting to see if I'm going to blow it yet againn. Nothing like experiencing the agaony of defeat 200,000,000 times with the game on the line to experience those 3 joys of victory.
Although everyone unanimously agrees that I couldn't hold Joe Montana's jockstrap it could be worse...I could be Dan Marino. |
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Date: August 5th, 2006 3:17 AM Author: Costumed laughsome gas station Howie Long: I've always been a better armchair quarterback than a real player. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6381960) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 3:48 PM Author: Pungent theater No, the baseball HOF has even more undeserving players than the NFL one. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6394311) |
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it'd be funnier if it were true. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:23 PM Author: Stirring state double fault I bursted out laughing at work, and now everyone thinks I'm an asshole. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302752) |
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Date: August 7th, 2006 4:05 PM Author: sable senate Ryan Leaf
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edit-actually, I do but I usually end up being unsuccesful anyway due to shortness/ugliness |
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Date: November 9th, 2006 9:20 PM Author: spectacular primrose theater stage Willis McGahee. Excellent college career, but never quite made it back to that form since following injury (for these purposes nearly marrying a pyscho bitch). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#6960068) |
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Date: November 29th, 2006 10:05 AM Author: massive really tough guy box office you think the people here really have mack game? most of these answers are self-deprecating. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#7093141) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: drab flatulent generalized bond cumskin Tampa Bay RB, Lionel Gates.
Obviously. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: drab flatulent generalized bond cumskin Actually, now that I go back and read the reports, I think I'm going to let ICE analogize himself to Lionel, for somewhat obvious reasons.
"The Associated Press reports Tampa Bay Buccaneers RB Lionel Gates was arrested and charged with hitting a pregnant woman in the face and pushing her into a wall during an argument. Gates was being held Friday, March 30, with no bond, jail records said. Gates was charged with burglary of a dwelling, aggravated battery of a pregnant woman and criminal mischief after he kicked in the front door of Peggie Lavender's apartment Thursday, March 29. He also destroyed two televisions AND TWO DOORS. Gates also put a hole in the bedroom wall and assaulted her, according to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report."
I'll have to find another "mac" who better embodies my "style." |
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We should spend more time here on shit like this and less on racist flame and bashing IRL peoples. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: aphrodisiac theatre hissy fit just goes to show that when people here channel their creativity in a constructive direction the entertainment value of this place is still off the charts. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302487) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:31 AM Author: Bipolar Dragon Meetinghouse Brian Bosworth. Lots of potential, but didn't really live up to it and retired early. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302442) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: Multi-colored Fantasy-prone Library Troy Aikman... not flashy, but consistently outperforming even more talented people for over a decade. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302514) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:31 PM Author: Frisky Swashbuckling Place Of Business Charlie Ward... Good college career due to inexperienced defenders who didn't really know what they were doing. Not much hope afterwards, so I need to find something else to with myself. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302604) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office nice (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302610) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:30 PM Author: drab flatulent generalized bond cumskin Jason Taylor.
Because I'll fuck your sister and make you watch. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:55 PM Author: self-centered partner In light of my recent streak:
I am Tony Romo. I'm never the best man on the field at any given time, but for half the night, I make people believe I'm something special. Then, when it matters most, I expose myself by committing major, fundamental errors that make everything else seem unspectacular in comparison.
Off the stage, however, somehow I always end up with models (and bottles.)
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Date: June 26th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: Lascivious aqua boiling water weed whacker Dennis Byrd.
I just lay there. |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:18 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office superb (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8302976) |
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Date: June 26th, 2007 2:20 PM Author: drab flatulent generalized bond cumskin A+.
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: Opaque Insanely Creepy Hominid Locale 180. I laughed for five minutes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442357) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: French Ruddy Kitty i hate myself for laughing at this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442395) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:14 PM Author: comical stage deon sanders
my game is 75% talk, 24% celebration, and if you blink you'd miss my play |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 3:17 PM Author: Stirring state double fault I'm Joey Harrington.
I just plain fucking suck. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner so you are officially coming out now? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442363) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: Stirring state double fault Really? That's the best you can do? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442382) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:41 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner i dont pick on 11 year olds (or anyone around their height) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442386) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:45 PM Author: Stirring state double fault Don't you think it's pretty stupid to make fun of someone's appearance when you have absolutely no idea what that person looks like? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442401) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner i saw you with your giant sombrero you idiot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442406) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Stirring state double fault Ok, and you have no idea how tall I am. None at all. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442413) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner it was clear that you were short in the picture. are you actually denying this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442416) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: Stirring state double fault How tall am I? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442419) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner ~5 ft 7 or 8 i would estimate (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442423) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: Stirring state double fault rofl (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442429) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner was i right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442436) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Stirring state double fault no (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442438) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner shorter? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442439) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: judgmental wonderful hell boistinker For somebody ultra-sensitive about racism, you seem to make a lot of offensive comments about gays and Jews. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442394) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:44 PM Author: wine kink-friendly corner how is this remotely offensive? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442397) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:46 PM Author: judgmental wonderful hell boistinker Doesn't calling heterosexuals gay as a joke seem a little immature? Not to mention making fun of people's height. Seems little different than making fun of one's race. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442409) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:09 PM Author: overrated twinkling set you can drink milk dumbass (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441303) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: purple business firm incel McNabb. In crunch time, I get owned. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442426) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: judgmental wonderful hell boistinker 4th & 26? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442648) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: judgmental wonderful hell boistinker Jim Sorgi. I don't play much, but everybody assumes I suck. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442441) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:11 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office i like this one (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442927) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: Adulterous native Chad Pennington. Gets by on intelligence and understanding of the game, but falls short by lack of physical strength. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8442574) |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Chestnut Trip Address I'm Bill Gramatica.
I'll do something good, but fairly normal and expected and then severely injure myself while celebrating. |
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Date: July 27th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: Chartreuse Beta Haunted Graveyard Rigpig Dan Marino.
I throw a sick spiral when nothing's on the line, but in the end I lose anyway and walk off the field yelling at my wingmen. |
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Date: July 28th, 2007 5:27 AM Author: Startled fat ankles what had the potential to be a cringingly awful thread is really pretty fucking good. it's not so easy to think of somethign that's just equal to the average post (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8443980) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Big-titted Shaky Stain Parlor Cudos to this thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: Bespoke mustard sanctuary my first time reading and i loled heartily. ty for bumping, friend. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8752162) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: massive really tough guy box office sup (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867710) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: lurid anal narrative tank johnson. inactive most of the year due to a gun charge and DUI (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867765) |
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Date: November 7th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: apoplectic concupiscible giraffe messiness but were you suspended by the league? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#8867793) |
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Date: December 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Onyx garrison Rod "He Hate Me" Smart
Beloved by many, but easily cut. |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:29 AM Author: massive really tough guy box office woop (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9430944) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: buff national Tara: http://www.azcardinals.com/cheerleaders/bio.php?PRKey=90
Because my favorite restaurant is Applebees, and the three qualities that best describe me are kind-hearted, and nurturing. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Chartreuse Beta Haunted Graveyard Rigpig I'm going to allow it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9439849) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:43 AM Author: Odious Whorehouse Brady Quinn, cause I work out like a fiend but never get any playing time (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432066) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:48 AM Author: Alcoholic Drunken Lay i think this thread could be done well with nba players, too (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9432095) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:50 PM Author: mewling dopamine yarmulke Mark Chmura (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441203) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: overrated twinkling set rae carruth. no explanation necessary (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9441293) |
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Date: June 12th, 2008 1:29 PM Author: Dark hairraiser ladyboy Eli Manning - I can be hot and cold. When I'm good I'm in the zone and untouchable but that's rare and usually I go years without hitting some. And the times I usually get some big brother gets the hottie and I have to bite the bullet and fuck a fattie. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#9883775) |
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Date: August 29th, 2008 2:03 AM Author: rough-skinned base idiot Byrd & Tillman responses get the gold and silver medals, respectively. superb thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=459104&forum_id=2#10107469) |