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You law school FAGS are completely PATHETIC.
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Date: April 29th, 2008 4:14 PM Author: Spectacular Point Private Investor Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staring at this piece of shit message board. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to law school rankings"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:43 PM Author: Ivory main people ratface are you my friend? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712710) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:28 PM Author: Chartreuse Irradiated Theater Stage Douchebags- Even boy George would yell "fag" at them from a passing vehicle.
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:52 PM Author: Gold sex offender rofl is this a joke? because you and your bitch are ridiculous guidos (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712758) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:05 PM Author: excitant headpube stain rofl is this a joke? because obviously the op is (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712835) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Gold sex offender lol not sure what's real anymore. xo has created a profound existential crisis in the form of trashy codpieces who grew up insufferably gotti (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713160) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:37 PM Author: rambunctious reading party contrasing your pic with this one, either that girl is 3 feet tall or your friends are 8:
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:40 PM Author: Orchid swashbuckling blood rage associate are you guys indian or something--or just orange (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712958) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:41 PM Author: rambunctious reading party who (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712967) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:03 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner I've never seen so much makeup on a guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808546) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Pearl Low-t Background Story Kitty People who "get straight A's" know that you don't capitalize after a semicolon.
HTH |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 11:03 AM Author: titillating deer antler 180 this was a slobberknocker (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721614) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 2:23 PM Author: stirring set patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804269) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:36 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Hey losers,
My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts, and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.
Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.
Pic related: that's me with my mits on some sweater puppies up in da club.
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:54 PM Author: Gold sex offender ok didn't see this before.
these people are quality trash. keep em comin |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 12:47 AM Author: citrine appetizing milk the girl on the right is pretty hot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9807587) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:04 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner Yeah, gotta say (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808548) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:27 PM Author: crawly community account i like this post (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9811020) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: Hateful purple orchestra pit roommate damn indeed those girls are hot. i doubt i could get their titties like that unless i got them unconcious. they dont even look drunk here. thats why amerika fucking sucks. some faggot with a dead end job pretends to be somebody and gets that while a normal premed has to live like some loser. well all this is going to change when i go to russia/estonia. and none of the hot russian/estonian babes would pick a guido over a doctor. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9906271) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:44 PM Author: crawly community account lol! i missed this beautiful reply (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10356601) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:46 PM Author: Hairless peach nibblets A (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10356607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:50 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse hi guise. please stick around. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712742) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:54 PM Author: Galvanic beta liquid oxygen theater What up Nerds,
My name is Halo, but you can call me Master Chief. While you d0rks are out trying to touch silicon in orange girls, I'm out MURDERING like a real man. While it is true that I can only get off to tea-bagging the corpses of my victims, I more than compensate for this "issue" with my extremely large weapon.
http://2aday.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/master-chief-one.jpg |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:15 AM Author: Know-it-all 180 Fortuitous Meteor Hall Pretty bad ass. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721292) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:02 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788085) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: Adventurous Office sticky grenades PWN the turret gunner. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860876) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:02 PM Author: Lake Flirting Regret http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=CFACDE4DBC4558ABD17789B6BCAA059E.app01_07?topicId=5957935759&sid=1 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712818) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:07 PM Author: Wonderful Godawful Ticket Booth Quality laughs in this thread. Well done. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712843) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:09 PM Author: pale round eye *carries a pack of Big League Chew across the thread* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712849) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:24 PM Author: Gold sex offender this thread = 174 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713172) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Hey dipshits,
My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.
My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY.
Pic related: it's me and my crew about to jackhammer some sluts (I'm the pimp in the middle).
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4947/mikehq2.jpg |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:30 PM Author: Galvanic beta liquid oxygen theater hahahaha that pic must be altered (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713199) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:19 PM Author: Gold sex offender ROFLMAO THAT PIC WTF (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713390) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:34 PM Author: Curious gay mexican I just laughed for 14 straight minutes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713449) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:16 AM Author: Know-it-all 180 Fortuitous Meteor Hall I didn't know they made orange face. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721294) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 2:56 AM Author: impertinent navy step-uncle's house OMFG, perfection (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9866584) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 8:53 AM Author: Contagious electric furnace I just hurt myself laughing at that pic. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721406) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 12:25 PM Author: sooty cruise ship I wish I could have been present just to see him strutting around, hitting on women, and fist-pumping on the dance floor. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9787970) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:03 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse man, i need more pics of those guys. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788087) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:15 PM Author: pink motley school cafeteria telephone haven't you ever googled lee hotti? There is a treasure trove of pics of those dewds floating around inside the intertubes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788133) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:31 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse i've seen lots of hotti pics. are those guys connected to the the hotti guys? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788212) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:08 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner Those are the hotti guys, bro. The guy in the middle is the leading character. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808552) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 2:30 PM Author: at-the-ready turquoise voyeur area YFWIA
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ps...I know the names of most of these guys...but will not say due to litigation concerns. They are, in fact, not italian, but most are middle eastern/sephardic jews. |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 4:38 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse lolol wtf. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9805053) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:05 AM Author: awkward gaping psychic Do they make chocolate for a living? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808549) |
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Date: May 27th, 2008 5:30 AM Author: sooty cruise ship so fucking funny, i'm dying (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9832612) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:07 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner My.
Fucking.
God.
I mean, seriously. The guy in the middle looks like a kewpie doll. |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:53 AM Author: Floppy deranged senate HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! THATS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808696) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 1:04 PM Author: Idiotic electric police squad that guy is the color of the dwarves in Willy Wonka (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9809534) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: Sienna racy indirect expression property Oompa Loompas...that is so spot on. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9810171) |
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Date: October 21st, 2008 1:19 AM Author: mentally impaired clown the guy in the middle plays darth maul in star wars, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10282787) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 9:59 PM Author: Startling Hissy Fit Gay Wizard Subject: moar copypasta How do you guys who regularly hit on HB9+ compete against really good looking guys? Is this a futile effort, or can sufficient game lure girls away from them and to you? I have a friend who is ridiculously good looking, and I'm saying this as a completely straight man. Every time we go out, girls open him, and he gets laid without even trying. Plus, he's rich to boot and wears really nice clothes. His game is average, but looks and money have done wonders for him. Can "average" guys, armed with game, really compete against these types of guys who have it all?
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:00 AM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Dear Homosexuals,
My name is Steve. What in the fuck is wrong with your puny, ridiculous excuses for lives? I can't believe you spend your entire day hitting F5 on a faggot-laced message board, arguing over whether Chicago or NYC is more "TTT." What in the fuck does that even MEAN? Is that some gay sex code you use at truck stops and in airport restrooms? Listen up, you Larry Craig wannabes:
I am a REAL MAN. I go to the gym. I can lift more weight in a bench/deadlift/squat combo than the combined weight of the women all of you have ever had sex with. I curl more than 225. Do you even know what a curl is? Protip: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE CHEESE. Maybe you fags should leave mom's basement and hit a tanning salon.
Pic Related: It's me and my latest meathole. She let me fuck her in the browneye (Shit was SO cash).
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 8:34 AM Author: citrine appetizing milk i didn't know F5 refreshes the page. badass (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721389) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 11:15 AM Author: titillating deer antler ^^^^ LOL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721646) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:19 AM Author: Geriatric Principal's Office Sound Barrier 180 thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721299) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 11:16 AM Author: titillating deer antler cosign the thread being a 180
keep 'em coming |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 1:03 PM Author: Insanely creepy slimy jap this thread is excellent (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9722076) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:25 AM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Dear Pansies,
My name is Chachi. I've seen the dumb gay shit you've posted in this thread about my boys. You see, what you homos don't get is that guys like me are what women want. That's why I'm always fucking some whore, bouncing her face off the wall, making my bedsprings cry for mercy they get so RED HOT! Shit was SO cash. The noise really pisses my mom off.
I'm sorry that you prissy little fagboys will never approach my level. I mean, look at my pecs! Chicks would much rather rub their nubile bodies up against my skin rocks than go bobbing for twinkies in that fat rainforest you call a crotch. Maybe you should worry more about your squat, and less about squatting on another man's penis.
Pic related, it's me in white in the middle after my PUMP.
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:37 AM Author: thriller church building really tough guy tytyty.
This is 180 work.
MOAR. |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:57 AM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Thanks, broski. I fucking SHIT 180s for BREAKFAST.
Stay Alpha,
Chachi
Pic Related: this bitch is about to swallow my man oil.
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Date: May 31st, 2008 6:35 PM Author: black toilet seat site golden (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9846142) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:19 PM Author: Geriatric Principal's Office Sound Barrier whoa (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9796906) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:12 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner Jesus fucking christ. Are those his parents? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808554) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:37 AM Author: sooty cruise ship I doubt I will ever be able to fully convey how much I love this thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9786670) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 12:36 PM Author: titillating deer antler Sweet this is one of my fav threads. Mint (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788000) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 11:04 PM Author: Laughsome magical center roast beef I <3 this thread sooooo much (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9790646) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 11:25 PM Author: Comical flatulent useless brakes Someone asked for more pics. here's one.
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Date: May 15th, 2008 11:34 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse ty. those guys are so awesome. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9790793) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 12:56 PM Author: stirring set patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9792515) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 3:54 PM Author: Rose box office hunting ground MOAR (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793271) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 4:26 PM Author: stirring set patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793382) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 4:29 PM Author: sapphire foreskin brunch most hilarious thread ever. one of the pictures is just about the funniest thing i've ever seen. enduring a few clueless chinamen is well worth this payoff (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793397) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:31 AM Author: Splenetic Dingle Berry which one, the guy with the white shirt? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808622) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 4:10 AM Author: Glassy trip university windowlicker you're still a boring faggot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9866706) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 4:32 PM Author: Greedy heaven this thread and the fight thread are two standouts. etertaining day on xoxo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793403) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: Stimulating locus I haven't laughed this much on here in a long time. Reminds me of the thread 174 did with his popped-collar and sail boat. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804489) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:19 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank :) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804516) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:20 PM Author: stirring set patrolman More. Please. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804523) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:36 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Dear Cocksuckers,
My name is Alex. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat, pale, basement-dwelling neckbeards, OCD Asians, and pathetic gay virgins. Wow, they were right! I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vinnie got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Tony. Of course, you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE.
Dude, you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day, much less live it. I am buff, tuff, and ruff, broski! My body is tanned and chiseled - because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is "Jim."
Girls crave my dick because I'm such a fucking pimp. I know how to dress. Also, I have a fucking awesome haircut. Do you guys even know what gel is?
Pic related: It me hounding some delicious pussy. I'm fucking that shit tonight (SO cash).
http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6773/alextr3.jpg
Oh, and as an example of what NOT to do, here's a pic of Vinnie and Tony. This was TOTALLY a mistake.
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:40 PM Author: stirring set patrolman That was pretty good... until the part where I clicked onto a pic of two doods making out. I then vomited in my mouth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804627) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:50 PM Author: stirring set patrolman "SO cash"
LMAO |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:02 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner Fucking hilarious (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808545) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:34 AM Author: cerebral medicated institution " haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vinnie got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Tony."
I love it. |
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Date: May 31st, 2008 7:02 AM Author: Cheese-eating school ahahahhahhahaha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9845010) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 12:46 AM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9807584) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:01 AM Author: stubborn ocher corner lolz. It's Lee Hotti!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808544) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: stirring set patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9809521) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 1:18 PM Author: Idiotic electric police squad how did i miss this brilliance? definitely one of the best threads this year and perhaps an XO all-time hit. well done sir. well done. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9809590) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: brass stock car (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9810983) |
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Date: May 21st, 2008 3:07 PM Author: Stimulating locus Do people actually use the term "so cash?" Like, I have Lance Berkman on my fantasy team and he is SO CASH this year? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9813239) |
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Date: May 21st, 2008 3:33 PM Author: sooty cruise ship Not regular people, just guidos. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9813317) |
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Date: May 21st, 2008 5:01 PM Author: Sienna racy indirect expression property More Oompa Loompas!
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Date: May 27th, 2008 4:55 AM Author: Tan hospital where are the hot chicks? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9832555) |
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Date: May 31st, 2008 1:12 PM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse he's my favorite of this crew. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9845264) |
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Date: May 27th, 2008 6:44 AM Author: Primrose Shitlib He said my name is Johnny, and it might be a sin... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9832635) |
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Date: May 31st, 2008 5:53 AM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9844994) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:03 PM Author: stirring set patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860709) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:06 PM Author: titillating deer antler Sweet my fave thread is back (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860720) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:15 PM Author: Splenetic Dingle Berry Everyone can see you law school fags for miles. You're a bunch of pussy as fag, creameaters.
Me and my crew, we get fucked up, fuck all the bitches. We're the nightlife ninjas.
Can you find us now? See us now?
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:32 PM Author: stirring set patrolman This thread is SO cash... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860781) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:33 PM Author: stirring set patrolman Message to Onizuka: MOAR! Plz. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860786) |
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Date: June 16th, 2008 5:32 PM Author: fishy sexy shrine MORE PLEASE (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9897025) |
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Date: June 6th, 2008 11:54 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Dear Cock Smugglers,
My name is Vinnie. What in the fuck is wrong with you pencil-necked ass eaters? You clearly don't know how to live your lives like REAL MEN. There is a world outside, where there's fun shit to do BESIDES posting fake Asian man ads on Craigslist and jerking off to the cock pics you receive in return. Doing "3 inch curls" will NOT get you ripped enough to go out in public.
I'm basically your wet dream. I drive a Trans Am, have a cell phone full of slut numbers from long nights in the club, and the ladies tell tales about my cocksmanship. You really haven't lived until you've fucked a girl's mouth through a paper bag with a smiley face drawn on it. They do what they can to get the Vinnie Vein, what can I say? I'm sure you play pretend down in the basement with a microwaved tub of Vasoline and a thawed chicken, but that's not really the same, now is it? How about you shave your fucking neckbeard and put on some gold?
Pic related: It's me and some HOTT club slut. You can totally see her nipples through her shirt, which is SO cash. VINNIE VINTAGE on the LEFT, BITCHES!
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Date: June 7th, 2008 12:36 AM Author: sooty cruise ship Those aren't so much guidos as they are beach trash. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9866044) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:18 PM Author: cracking ladyboy I think that is most likely a gay club, and I don't say that in the joking "guidos are fags" sort of way, but those guys look legitimately gay. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867470) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:27 PM Author: Exhilarant mischievous den turdskin They definitely have the gay. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867508) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:29 PM Author: fishy sexy shrine that or the Long Island disease (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867519) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 6:05 AM Author: aquamarine striped hyena bawdyhouse lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9866786) |
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Date: August 11th, 2008 9:06 PM Author: Vigorous dilemma scourge upon the earth dope (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10057109) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 1:05 PM Author: Cream cuckold volcanic crater What is wrong with you fucking faggots? You sit here and talk about fucking watches and these models you are supposedly banging. Fuck that, you pieces of fucking shit. The last time you got any, you were playing doctor with your cousin in the second grad. Fucking pathetic, man.
Look, poindexters, you will never have what me an my bros got going on until you get off of your pathetic geek asses and get some sun and hit up the god damned gym. You could also use some gel in your limp assed hair. I can't give you advice for the limp dick -- I ain't no faggot.
For christ sake, you assholes.
You want to bang a 10? You need to look like me and play it hard.
Ya feels me?
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Oh, and to all you fucking brooklyn law school hating faggots, if I find out who you are, I'm going to kick your asses. For real. My sister's best friends brother's best friend went there. He's got a job that is so fucking cash. He goes to court and shit and has a girlfriend that is a million times hotter than any of you limped dicked assholes could pull. Just be warned, fuckers. |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 2:54 PM Author: fishy sexy shrine (sighs) Vinnie? Vinnie? you aren't coding those documents fast enough. I swear if you don't pick up the pace, I'm going to cancel your 10 minute sunlight break.
Oh and Vinny, I better not catch you trying to sneak into any firm social functions unless we specifically say "contract attorneys are welcome". If you show up at tonight's nightclub event, you're fired: the invite says "attorneys only". That means partners, associates and summers. However, please come to next friday's pizza lunch. You are welcome to attend that as it is for all you people here in the basement.
Lastly Vinny, do not talk to any of the real attorneys unless spoken to. Particularly the female ones. You scared that poor summer you accosted in the lobby to death last week and she called in sick the next day (said she was nauseous from the smell of Axe).
Now back to work or I'll report you to the temp agency! |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:21 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank HAHAHA TY. Win. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867483) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:36 PM Author: Chartreuse Irradiated Theater Stage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0&feature=related
Carmine A slick dresser, Carmine, 19, inclines to Armani, Prada and Gucci. He’s heading into his sophomore year at a New York college, acing his grades, and eyeing a career in the music industry. Six feet tall and an Aries, Carmine likes to hang back and size up the crowd before wading in. He’s Mr. Shy to start, but then, watch him go. He listens to rap music and the oldies and he played baseball in high school. But he’s got an artsy side, too, following fashion designers and dabbling in drawing. And oh yeah, Carmine has this thing for tattoos... |
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Date: June 8th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: fishy sexy shrine Carmine has a long future ahead of him in the mailroom of a V50 firm. Maybe, if he works hard and keeps his eye on the prize, he'll be able to make file clerk.
But Carmine loves his Heinekeins and Jager bombs, so he future is a bit up in the air.... |
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Date: June 9th, 2008 3:06 PM Author: titillating deer antler in keeping with the theme of this thread
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Date: June 9th, 2008 3:13 PM Author: fishy sexy shrine thank you for making my reference clear to the uninformed
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Date: June 9th, 2008 3:41 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Not right now, Chief. I'm in the fucking zone. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9873676) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 5:11 PM Author: fishy sexy shrine Not now, Chief. It's Shabbos.
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Date: June 16th, 2008 4:29 PM Author: stirring set patrolman ... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9896897) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 1:54 PM Author: stirring set patrolman MOAR (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9905357) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 8:57 PM Author: exciting brindle library this guy died btw. his myspace got trolled hard and deleted. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9906240) |
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Date: July 18th, 2008 11:36 AM Author: stirring set patrolman (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9985211) |
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Date: August 11th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: stirring set patrolman This is an all time top 10 thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10057208) |
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Date: September 18th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment.
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Date: September 22nd, 2008 3:32 AM Author: Irate aphrodisiac sandwich Props for all the previous 180s. This one not so much. Maybe I just don't get it. But this thread = best thread ever.
EDIT: .312 BA, asking if we know what gel is, and letting us know the noise really pisses your mom off are the top three. |
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Date: October 21st, 2008 1:16 AM Author: bright space party of the first part One of my favorite threads of all time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10282762) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:33 PM Author: Anal jew travel guidebook Bump for people who haven't experienced this.
WHERE ARE YOU ONIZUKA?? |
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Date: November 15th, 2008 2:27 PM Author: bull headed glittery fat ankles tank Ha, I'm here. Haven't been on the board as much. Checked this thread because I saw some of the above material posted on /b/ today. Copypasta achieved. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10364024) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:41 PM Author: Hairless peach nibblets I have friends like this in real life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10356588) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) people talk about how xo was so much smarter back in the day but when a 20 year old thread is bumped it's usually pure shit like this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#50236272) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> it's an old shitpost from 2007 4chan. amusing, searching for the source even found this filing: https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/search/search-filings/filing/10713632219172 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#50236284) |