What tanked my campaign was dating a shitlib. She was pure scum, and we weren’t even in Orlando for the results. I was originally declared the winner, by the way.
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:25 PM Author: black slimy dog poop sanctuary
I've been posting for a good part of a year and lurked for several more before that and I guess I just totally tuned him out. Rudolph took top space in my mind as most obnoxious, but this is quite the resume.
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:58 PM Author: Shimmering mind-boggling national
To be fair,
He is also regularly absent for extended periods of time after he inevitably gets arrested on yet another felony charge and then has to sit in jail because he usually can't afford to post bail since he's broke (this is despite the fact that he originally became infamous on the bort many years ago for poasting a photoshopped "screenshot" showing a $93,000 balance in his online checking account in a failed bid to "prove" to XO that he is actually "rich" -- which was sad first because he thought that having $93,000 sitting in a fucking checking account would somehow prove to a bunch of corporate lawyers that he is "rich", second because the photoshop itself was just horribly done, and third because he is so stupid that he accidentally left his real name displayed in the doctored screenshot and thus self-outted and led us to where we are today, i.e., aware of his real identity and gleefully following his criminal docket and watching him get arraigned in criminal proceedings on Zoom so that we can all laugh and gawk at his unfathomably pathetic IRL).
Date: February 4th, 2022 5:37 PM Author: glassy mentally impaired house
The worst part is this all happened in the ancient history of XO and any normal poaster at this point would laugh it off and become part of the joke. But whenever it is brought up benzo STILL to this day will not admit it was a photoshop or otherwise admit that the $93k account debacle even happened. It’s one of the most uptight, too-serious things about this place. So when he plays off all his troubles and the flaming it causes here as if it doesn’t get to him, trust me, nothing is more precious to him than his cred here (he literally has nothing else) and he takes this place very seriously.
Date: February 5th, 2022 1:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling Masturbator University
he didn’t put himself with the 93k pwnage. he outed himself years before that with just a pic of computer screen to,ask if XO approved of some sunglasses he wanted to buy or something. this was back when he obsessively stumped for HER circa 2008, which was a supremely annoying bento,era that nobody seems to remember.
Date: February 5th, 2022 11:04 PM Author: Shimmering mind-boggling national
To be fair,
Fuck I forgot about that too
I can think of dozens of separate reasons why Benzo is literally (literally) retarded based on dumb shit he's done on XO, and this thread is making me realize that I have probably forgotten more than I remember. Wow.
Date: February 5th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: Apoplectic Ape
One of my favorites was when he accidentally exposed one of his transparent alts and I called him out on it being his, he said that constituted "outing" and linking an alt to the sudo was against the law of the land. He of course continues to see no issue with posting other poster's IRL information and contact people IRL about the board.
On the topic of his hundreds of alts, TSINAH linked to one random account that became a benzo sudo after the benzo sudo prior to that was banned, where he was pretending to be a lawyer. Can you imagine anything sadder? I mean yea of course you can imagine his actual life, but fuck.
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:31 PM Author: queensbridge benzo
rsf hates me and spams about me because i'm effortlessly brilliant at the one thing he's ever tried to do (write coherently, according to the entire board:
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:34 PM Author: Apoplectic Ape
Literally no one other than your alts thinks you have an IQ above 60 pauper. You'd think the constant boot of reality kicking your teeth in for your entire life would have driven it into your thick skull that you are worthless trash and you always will be.
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:54 PM Author: Shimmering mind-boggling national
To be fair,
"Sure, I'm begging other people for money that I need to subsidize my living expenses here in the city -- but I proudly support myself, I don't need financial support to live my life unlike some others I could name."
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:33 PM Author: Apoplectic Ape
180 that you're so fucking stupid that you don't realize how pathetic is looks that you have compiled a spreadsheet of every positive thing you've ever said about yourself through alts on XO like some sort of scrapbook that you derive you self worth from. JFC pathetic.
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:36 PM Author: queensbridge benzo
yeah instead i should just save pics of peterman's hairline and have a word document (text of which was pasted in this very thread within 15 seconds) listing all of my reasons for not liking another poaster: LJL u dorks are so MAF! *clicks C://> posters > hairlines > peterman*
Date: February 4th, 2022 6:18 PM Author: Snowy brethren
Legit mentally ill bro living in flyover nowhere with $0 NW. Criminal and addict. Beats up his mom. Ne plus ultra hicklib, obsessed with mimicking the politics the elites of MFH hold; has delusions of escaping dreary Indiana to the UES and living what he believes is the sophisticated life of a NYC urbanite. Daydreams of this while sitting in a holding cell.
TBF, does occasionally have a witty quip or turn of phrase. His threads not attacking RSF or spouting politics (few and far between) are not terrible. This is offset by his immense capability for cruelty and vile black heart, however.
Date: February 5th, 2022 11:47 AM Author: ultramarine goyim
yes this is just a miraculous coincidence not just you on two accounts being unable to vary your writing style in sub-minute response times while being MAF at benzo
180 that you're so fucking stupid that you don't realize how
180 that you're so fucking stupid that you don't realize how
180 that you're so fucking stupid that you don't realize how
Date: February 4th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: The JUDGE CONRAD JUGGERNAUT
180 that you're so fucking stupid that you don't realize how pathetic is looks that you have compiled a spreadsheet of every positive thing you've ever said about yourself through alts on XO like some sort of scrapbook that you derive you self worth from. JFC pathetic.
Date: February 5th, 2022 11:49 AM Author: ultramarine goyim
exact same football opinion with most of the same words a day after, why
Date: November 25th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: The URBAN MEYER 8-4 JUGGERNAUT
Their "best" wins are against a shit Miss St team that will be unranked after losing to Ole Miss and a LJL shit LSU team that lost at HOME to FUCKING TROY. The only reason they could be in the CFP without even winning their division is because they are Alabama
Honestly Alabama has a garbage resume this year. Their "best" wins are a razor thin margin against a SPS Miss St team that just got their shitpipe prolapsed last night by Ole Miss, they likely won't even be ranked. So what else do they have? A 24-10 win against a shit LSU team that lost AT HOME to fucking Troy? If Bama loses to Auburn tomorrow and their only "ranked" win is against that shit LSU team there's no rational argument for them being in the playoffs. The committee are probably such GC cucks that they will put Bama in no matter what just because they're bama. This is probably the worst bama team in 5+ years. They will not get passed the semis.
Date: February 5th, 2022 11:53 AM Author: Dashing maniacal french chef
I don't think Benzo is capable of trying to poast with a different style. Benzo's trademark is self pumping "pwn" threads that make no sense or arent funny.
Date: February 5th, 2022 11:54 AM Author: Apoplectic Ape
Yea, I don't think it's benzo either but i'm not sure which psycho it is. I think one of the spammers is PN because the posting has his sort of mania in it not sure if it's Frankie or the blank moniker.
Date: February 5th, 2022 12:13 PM Author: odious slate menage tank
Why can’t anyone get him to answer for his misdeeds? He just attacks like a wounded animal. I’ve never seen anything like this tbh. Can any liberal artist explain? Why does he have so little pride and self-awareness? I think when someone Sucks as much as he does, the mind is wired for self-preservation above all else, and looking inward is too painful so his faculties are arrested at the stage of a toddler. We are his betters imo and because of our $1,000k+ net worths and high GPAs we can see the world and ourselves with crystal clear vision. It makes us want to kill ourselves to an extent but otherwise we can get by. But anyone who sucks as much as benzo needs to have his mental faculties blunted for him to be able to get by day to day imo. Discuss.
Date: February 6th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: Apoplectic Ape
Looks like the sad white trash pauper smoked more meth and stayed awake all night posting about me. Can anyone even truly understand how pathetic his garbage life is? What a fucking loser.
Date: February 8th, 2022 1:04 PM Author: Apoplectic Ape
Thanks for proving my point. LOL @ this low IQ retarded piece of trash resorting to outing because he is too fucking dumb to come up with anything else. Run along simple chris.
Well there really isn't a blue pill to take. He's a recidivist felon who owes his victims $11,000 and has for years without paying a dime to then except that which the state seized from him (his bond), couldn't even repay them if he wanted because he doesn't have a job, couldn't get a job if he wanted because he doesn't even a driver's license, has been in constant "trouble" with the law (I e. He's a dumbass who keeps getting arrested for 10+ years), yet despite all this thinks he is somehow, someway, not a total drag on society.
He basically victimizes every single person in his life, whether it's the subway sandwich shop, xo posters he steals money from, his own grandma who he beat up, or, just take your pick.
If you took a shit and just the right elements were added such that after billions of years it could walk, talk (and steal), benzo would be the result.
Date: February 9th, 2022 1:04 AM Author: Dashing maniacal french chef
If we just had some low to middling IQ white trash felon who posted here it could be hilarious, but the way he acts so ridiculous just ruins a potentially funny retard schtick.