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Date: April 29th, 2008 4:14 PM Author: Tan nighttime nowag karate Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staring at this piece of shit message board. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to law school rankings"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:43 PM Author: carmine very tactful roast beef factory reset button are you my friend? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712710) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:28 PM Author: Glassy Ticket Booth Old Irish Cottage Douchebags- Even boy George would yell "fag" at them from a passing vehicle.
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:52 PM Author: Maroon pisswyrm telephone rofl is this a joke? because you and your bitch are ridiculous guidos (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712758) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:05 PM Author: puce excitant mother love of her life rofl is this a joke? because obviously the op is (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712835) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Maroon pisswyrm telephone lol not sure what's real anymore. xo has created a profound existential crisis in the form of trashy codpieces who grew up insufferably gotti (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713160) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:37 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hall azn contrasing your pic with this one, either that girl is 3 feet tall or your friends are 8:
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:40 PM Author: Stirring kitchen are you guys indian or something--or just orange (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712958) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:41 PM Author: Cruel-hearted hall azn who (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712967) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:03 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site I've never seen so much makeup on a guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808546) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: adventurous up-to-no-good shrine cumskin People who "get straight A's" know that you don't capitalize after a semicolon.
HTH |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 11:03 AM Author: Avocado useless principal's office 180 this was a slobberknocker (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721614) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 2:23 PM Author: Self-absorbed set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804269) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:36 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Hey losers,
My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts, and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.
Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.
Pic related: that's me with my mits on some sweater puppies up in da club.
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2454/skylarvy6.jpg |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:54 PM Author: Maroon pisswyrm telephone ok didn't see this before.
these people are quality trash. keep em comin |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 12:47 AM Author: Obsidian business firm the girl on the right is pretty hot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9807587) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:04 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site Yeah, gotta say (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808548) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:27 PM Author: exhilarant associate i like this post (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9811020) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: know-it-all rigpig range damn indeed those girls are hot. i doubt i could get their titties like that unless i got them unconcious. they dont even look drunk here. thats why amerika fucking sucks. some faggot with a dead end job pretends to be somebody and gets that while a normal premed has to live like some loser. well all this is going to change when i go to russia/estonia. and none of the hot russian/estonian babes would pick a guido over a doctor. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9906271) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:44 PM Author: exhilarant associate lol! i missed this beautiful reply (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10356601) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:46 PM Author: Brindle Stage Pistol A (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10356607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:50 PM Author: Maize spot hi guise. please stick around. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712742) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 5:54 PM Author: internet-worthy institution double fault What up Nerds,
My name is Halo, but you can call me Master Chief. While you d0rks are out trying to touch silicon in orange girls, I'm out MURDERING like a real man. While it is true that I can only get off to tea-bagging the corpses of my victims, I more than compensate for this "issue" with my extremely large weapon.
http://2aday.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/master-chief-one.jpg |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:15 AM Author: passionate new version Pretty bad ass. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721292) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:02 PM Author: Maize spot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788085) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring point sticky grenades PWN the turret gunner. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860876) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:02 PM Author: Orchid concupiscible kitty http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html;jsessionid=CFACDE4DBC4558ABD17789B6BCAA059E.app01_07?topicId=5957935759&sid=1 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712818) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:07 PM Author: bistre jewess parlor Quality laughs in this thread. Well done. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712843) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:09 PM Author: Blue theatre idea he suggested *carries a pack of Big League Chew across the thread* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712849) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:24 PM Author: Maroon pisswyrm telephone this thread = 174 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713172) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Hey dipshits,
My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.
My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY.
Pic related: it's me and my crew about to jackhammer some sluts (I'm the pimp in the middle).
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4947/mikehq2.jpg |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:30 PM Author: internet-worthy institution double fault hahahaha that pic must be altered (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713199) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:19 PM Author: Maroon pisswyrm telephone ROFLMAO THAT PIC WTF (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713390) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:34 PM Author: abnormal curious public bath I just laughed for 14 straight minutes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9713449) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:16 AM Author: passionate new version I didn't know they made orange face. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721294) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 2:56 AM Author: startling laser beams OMFG, perfection (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9866584) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 8:53 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Histrionic Stock Car Wrinkle I just hurt myself laughing at that pic. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721406) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 12:25 PM Author: Cerise medicated antidepressant drug lodge I wish I could have been present just to see him strutting around, hitting on women, and fist-pumping on the dance floor. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9787970) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:03 PM Author: Maize spot man, i need more pics of those guys. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788087) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:15 PM Author: thriller haunted graveyard den haven't you ever googled lee hotti? There is a treasure trove of pics of those dewds floating around inside the intertubes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788133) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 1:31 PM Author: Maize spot i've seen lots of hotti pics. are those guys connected to the the hotti guys? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788212) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:08 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site Those are the hotti guys, bro. The guy in the middle is the leading character. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808552) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 2:30 PM Author: outnumbered feces YFWIA
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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/trizkutt/n194903188_30232147_66.jpg
ps...I know the names of most of these guys...but will not say due to litigation concerns. They are, in fact, not italian, but most are middle eastern/sephardic jews. |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 4:38 PM Author: Maize spot lolol wtf. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9805053) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:05 AM Author: nudist pocket flask hissy fit Do they make chocolate for a living? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808549) |
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Date: May 27th, 2008 5:30 AM Author: Cerise medicated antidepressant drug lodge so fucking funny, i'm dying (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9832612) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:07 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site My.
Fucking.
God.
I mean, seriously. The guy in the middle looks like a kewpie doll. |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:53 AM Author: Flesh Contagious Stage Liquid Oxygen HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! THATS SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808696) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 1:04 PM Author: mentally impaired razzmatazz gaping that guy is the color of the dwarves in Willy Wonka (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9809534) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: indigo mad-dog skullcap Oompa Loompas...that is so spot on. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9810171) |
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Date: October 21st, 2008 1:19 AM Author: violet boyish voyeur brunch the guy in the middle plays darth maul in star wars, right? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10282787) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 9:59 PM Author: deep sound barrier Subject: moar copypasta How do you guys who regularly hit on HB9+ compete against really good looking guys? Is this a futile effort, or can sufficient game lure girls away from them and to you? I have a friend who is ridiculously good looking, and I'm saying this as a completely straight man. Every time we go out, girls open him, and he gets laid without even trying. Plus, he's rich to boot and wears really nice clothes. His game is average, but looks and money have done wonders for him. Can "average" guys, armed with game, really compete against these types of guys who have it all?
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:00 AM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Dear Homosexuals,
My name is Steve. What in the fuck is wrong with your puny, ridiculous excuses for lives? I can't believe you spend your entire day hitting F5 on a faggot-laced message board, arguing over whether Chicago or NYC is more "TTT." What in the fuck does that even MEAN? Is that some gay sex code you use at truck stops and in airport restrooms? Listen up, you Larry Craig wannabes:
I am a REAL MAN. I go to the gym. I can lift more weight in a bench/deadlift/squat combo than the combined weight of the women all of you have ever had sex with. I curl more than 225. Do you even know what a curl is? Protip: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE CHEESE. Maybe you fags should leave mom's basement and hit a tanning salon.
Pic Related: It's me and my latest meathole. She let me fuck her in the browneye (Shit was SO cash).
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4232/stevexz2.jpg |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 8:34 AM Author: Obsidian business firm i didn't know F5 refreshes the page. badass (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721389) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 11:15 AM Author: Avocado useless principal's office ^^^^ LOL (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721646) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:19 AM Author: Autistic Coldplay Fan 180 thread (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721299) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 11:16 AM Author: Avocado useless principal's office cosign the thread being a 180
keep 'em coming |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 1:03 PM Author: silver death wish this thread is excellent (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9722076) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:25 AM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Dear Pansies,
My name is Chachi. I've seen the dumb gay shit you've posted in this thread about my boys. You see, what you homos don't get is that guys like me are what women want. That's why I'm always fucking some whore, bouncing her face off the wall, making my bedsprings cry for mercy they get so RED HOT! Shit was SO cash. The noise really pisses my mom off.
I'm sorry that you prissy little fagboys will never approach my level. I mean, look at my pecs! Chicks would much rather rub their nubile bodies up against my skin rocks than go bobbing for twinkies in that fat rainforest you call a crotch. Maybe you should worry more about your squat, and less about squatting on another man's penis.
Pic related, it's me in white in the middle after my PUMP.
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:37 AM Author: Twisted ruddy sneaky criminal tytyty.
This is 180 work.
MOAR. |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:57 AM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Thanks, broski. I fucking SHIT 180s for BREAKFAST.
Stay Alpha,
Chachi
Pic Related: this bitch is about to swallow my man oil.
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3493/13nn3.jpg
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Date: May 31st, 2008 6:35 PM Author: Zippy becky golden (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9846142) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:19 PM Author: Autistic Coldplay Fan whoa (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9796906) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:12 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site Jesus fucking christ. Are those his parents? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808554) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 2:37 AM Author: Cerise medicated antidepressant drug lodge I doubt I will ever be able to fully convey how much I love this thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9786670) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 12:36 PM Author: Avocado useless principal's office Sweet this is one of my fav threads. Mint (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9788000) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 11:04 PM Author: Slippery vigorous trust fund I <3 this thread sooooo much (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9790646) |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 11:25 PM Author: plum magical really tough guy jew Someone asked for more pics. here's one.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg |
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Date: May 15th, 2008 11:34 PM Author: Maize spot ty. those guys are so awesome. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9790793) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 12:56 PM Author: Self-absorbed set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9792515) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 3:54 PM Author: Lake odious gunner boiling water MOAR (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793271) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 4:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793382) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 4:29 PM Author: irate lime hell community account most hilarious thread ever. one of the pictures is just about the funniest thing i've ever seen. enduring a few clueless chinamen is well worth this payoff (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793397) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:31 AM Author: underhanded ungodly university which one, the guy with the white shirt? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808622) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 4:10 AM Author: wonderful step-uncle's house you're still a boring faggot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9866706) |
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Date: May 16th, 2008 4:32 PM Author: Mind-boggling lemon half-breed this thread and the fight thread are two standouts. etertaining day on xoxo (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9793403) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: Lascivious hateful messiness menage I haven't laughed this much on here in a long time. Reminds me of the thread 174 did with his popped-collar and sail boat. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804489) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:19 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel :) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804516) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:20 PM Author: Self-absorbed set More. Please. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804523) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:36 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Dear Cocksuckers,
My name is Alex. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat, pale, basement-dwelling neckbeards, OCD Asians, and pathetic gay virgins. Wow, they were right! I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vinnie got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Tony. Of course, you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE.
Dude, you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day, much less live it. I am buff, tuff, and ruff, broski! My body is tanned and chiseled - because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is "Jim."
Girls crave my dick because I'm such a fucking pimp. I know how to dress. Also, I have a fucking awesome haircut. Do you guys even know what gel is?
Pic related: It me hounding some delicious pussy. I'm fucking that shit tonight (SO cash).
http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6773/alextr3.jpg
Oh, and as an example of what NOT to do, here's a pic of Vinnie and Tony. This was TOTALLY a mistake.
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:40 PM Author: Self-absorbed set That was pretty good... until the part where I clicked onto a pic of two doods making out. I then vomited in my mouth. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804627) |
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Date: May 19th, 2008 3:50 PM Author: Self-absorbed set "SO cash"
LMAO |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:02 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site Fucking hilarious (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808545) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:34 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Generalized Bond Pit " haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vinnie got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Tony."
I love it. |
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Date: May 31st, 2008 7:02 AM Author: Cerebral Insane Round Eye Affirmative Action ahahahhahhahaha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9845010) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 12:46 AM Author: Galvanic violent chapel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9807584) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 8:01 AM Author: spectacular white volcanic crater site lolz. It's Lee Hotti!! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9808544) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Self-absorbed set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9809521) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 1:18 PM Author: mentally impaired razzmatazz gaping how did i miss this brilliance? definitely one of the best threads this year and perhaps an XO all-time hit. well done sir. well done. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9809590) |
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Date: May 20th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Snowy fluffy personal credit line incel (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9810983) |
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Date: May 21st, 2008 3:07 PM Author: Lascivious hateful messiness menage Do people actually use the term "so cash?" Like, I have Lance Berkman on my fantasy team and he is SO CASH this year? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9813239) |
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Date: May 21st, 2008 3:33 PM Author: Cerise medicated antidepressant drug lodge Not regular people, just guidos. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9813317) |
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Date: May 21st, 2008 5:01 PM Author: indigo mad-dog skullcap More Oompa Loompas!
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Date: May 31st, 2008 1:12 PM Author: Maize spot he's my favorite of this crew. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9845264) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:03 PM Author: Self-absorbed set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860709) |
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Me and my crew, we get fucked up, fuck all the bitches. We're the nightlife ninjas.
Can you find us now? See us now?
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:32 PM Author: Self-absorbed set This thread is SO cash... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860781) |
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Date: June 5th, 2008 1:33 PM Author: Self-absorbed set Message to Onizuka: MOAR! Plz. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860786) |
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My name is Vinnie. What in the fuck is wrong with you pencil-necked ass eaters? You clearly don't know how to live your lives like REAL MEN. There is a world outside, where there's fun shit to do BESIDES posting fake Asian man ads on Craigslist and jerking off to the cock pics you receive in return. Doing "3 inch curls" will NOT get you ripped enough to go out in public.
I'm basically your wet dream. I drive a Trans Am, have a cell phone full of slut numbers from long nights in the club, and the ladies tell tales about my cocksmanship. You really haven't lived until you've fucked a girl's mouth through a paper bag with a smiley face drawn on it. They do what they can to get the Vinnie Vein, what can I say? I'm sure you play pretend down in the basement with a microwaved tub of Vasoline and a thawed chicken, but that's not really the same, now is it? How about you shave your fucking neckbeard and put on some gold?
Pic related: It's me and some HOTT club slut. You can totally see her nipples through her shirt, which is SO cash. VINNIE VINTAGE on the LEFT, BITCHES!
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Date: June 7th, 2008 3:18 PM Author: burgundy kink-friendly theater stage I think that is most likely a gay club, and I don't say that in the joking "guidos are fags" sort of way, but those guys look legitimately gay. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867470) |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 1:05 PM Author: Peach beady-eyed stag film lettuce What is wrong with you fucking faggots? You sit here and talk about fucking watches and these models you are supposedly banging. Fuck that, you pieces of fucking shit. The last time you got any, you were playing doctor with your cousin in the second grad. Fucking pathetic, man.
Look, poindexters, you will never have what me an my bros got going on until you get off of your pathetic geek asses and get some sun and hit up the god damned gym. You could also use some gel in your limp assed hair. I can't give you advice for the limp dick -- I ain't no faggot.
For christ sake, you assholes.
You want to bang a 10? You need to look like me and play it hard.
Ya feels me?
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Oh, and to all you fucking brooklyn law school hating faggots, if I find out who you are, I'm going to kick your asses. For real. My sister's best friends brother's best friend went there. He's got a job that is so fucking cash. He goes to court and shit and has a girlfriend that is a million times hotter than any of you limped dicked assholes could pull. Just be warned, fuckers. |
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Date: June 7th, 2008 2:54 PM Author: cheese-eating aromatic gaming laptop potus (sighs) Vinnie? Vinnie? you aren't coding those documents fast enough. I swear if you don't pick up the pace, I'm going to cancel your 10 minute sunlight break.
Oh and Vinny, I better not catch you trying to sneak into any firm social functions unless we specifically say "contract attorneys are welcome". If you show up at tonight's nightclub event, you're fired: the invite says "attorneys only". That means partners, associates and summers. However, please come to next friday's pizza lunch. You are welcome to attend that as it is for all you people here in the basement.
Lastly Vinny, do not talk to any of the real attorneys unless spoken to. Particularly the female ones. You scared that poor summer you accosted in the lobby to death last week and she called in sick the next day (said she was nauseous from the smell of Axe).
Now back to work or I'll report you to the temp agency! |
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Date: June 8th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: cheese-eating aromatic gaming laptop potus Carmine has a long future ahead of him in the mailroom of a V50 firm. Maybe, if he works hard and keeps his eye on the prize, he'll be able to make file clerk.
But Carmine loves his Heinekeins and Jager bombs, so he future is a bit up in the air.... |
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Date: June 9th, 2008 3:06 PM Author: Avocado useless principal's office in keeping with the theme of this thread
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Date: June 9th, 2008 3:41 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Not right now, Chief. I'm in the fucking zone. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9873676) |
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Date: June 16th, 2008 4:29 PM Author: Self-absorbed set ... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9896897) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 1:54 PM Author: Self-absorbed set MOAR (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9905357) |
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Date: June 19th, 2008 8:57 PM Author: Brass Juggernaut this guy died btw. his myspace got trolled hard and deleted. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9906240) |
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Date: July 18th, 2008 11:36 AM Author: Self-absorbed set (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9985211) |
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Date: August 11th, 2008 9:48 PM Author: Self-absorbed set This is an all time top 10 thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10057208) |
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Date: September 18th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
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Date: September 22nd, 2008 3:32 AM Author: Slate garrison Props for all the previous 180s. This one not so much. Maybe I just don't get it. But this thread = best thread ever.
EDIT: .312 BA, asking if we know what gel is, and letting us know the noise really pisses your mom off are the top three. |
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Date: October 21st, 2008 1:12 AM Author: harsh abusive reading party abode can't believe I wasn't around for this.
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Date: October 21st, 2008 1:16 AM Author: buff maniacal forum One of my favorite threads of all time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10282762) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:33 PM Author: harsh abusive reading party abode Bump for people who haven't experienced this.
WHERE ARE YOU ONIZUKA?? |
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Date: November 15th, 2008 2:27 PM Author: Galvanic violent chapel Ha, I'm here. Haven't been on the board as much. Checked this thread because I saw some of the above material posted on /b/ today. Copypasta achieved. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10364024) |
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Date: November 12th, 2008 11:41 PM Author: Brindle Stage Pistol I have friends like this in real life. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10356588) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) people talk about how xo was so much smarter back in the day but when a 20 year old thread is bumped it's usually pure shit like this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#50236272) |
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Date: November 5th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> it's an old shitpost from 2007 4chan. amusing, searching for the source even found this filing: https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/search/search-filings/filing/10713632219172 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#50236284) |