My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staring at this piece of shit message board. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to law school rankings"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3836/johndv0.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9705417)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0&feature=related

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http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n7/JoeyPorsche911/P3240463.jpg

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HTH

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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=796367&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=820748&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://www.mixx.com/stories/366889/will_harvard_turn_blind_eye_to_patrick_hamm_case_the_news_is_nowpublic_com

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628033&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783656&mc=6&forum_id=2

http://www.gossipreport.com/s/LenaChen01/1

http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080410201436AAv05M7

http://www.gossipreport.com/s/LenaChen01/3

http://members.nowpublic.com/newsdood

http://dontdateherdude.ning.com

http://members.nowpublic.com/prhiro

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My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you better BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts, and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.

Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.

Pic related: that's me with my mits on some sweater puppies up in da club.

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2454/skylarvy6.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712680)

these people are quality trash. keep em comin

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My name is Halo, but you can call me Master Chief. While you d0rks are out trying to touch silicon in orange girls, I'm out MURDERING like a real man. While it is true that I can only get off to tea-bagging the corpses of my victims, I more than compensate for this "issue" with my extremely large weapon.

http://2aday.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/master-chief-one.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9712769)

My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.

My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY.

Pic related: it's me and my crew about to jackhammer some sluts (I'm the pimp in the middle).

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4947/mikehq2.jpg

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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/trizkutt/n504894242_322663_6504-1.jpg

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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/trizkutt/n194903188_30232147_66.jpg

ps...I know the names of most of these guys...but will not say due to litigation concerns. They are, in fact, not italian, but most are middle eastern/sephardic jews.

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Fucking.

God.

I mean, seriously. The guy in the middle looks like a kewpie doll.

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http://www.copypasta.org/view?id=1543

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My name is Steve. What in the fuck is wrong with your puny, ridiculous excuses for lives? I can't believe you spend your entire day hitting F5 on a faggot-laced message board, arguing over whether Chicago or NYC is more "TTT." What in the fuck does that even MEAN? Is that some gay sex code you use at truck stops and in airport restrooms? Listen up, you Larry Craig wannabes:

I am a REAL MAN. I go to the gym. I can lift more weight in a bench/deadlift/squat combo than the combined weight of the women all of you have ever had sex with. I curl more than 225. Do you even know what a curl is? Protip: IT DOES NOT INVOLVE CHEESE. Maybe you fags should leave mom's basement and hit a tanning salon.

Pic Related: It's me and my latest meathole. She let me fuck her in the browneye (Shit was SO cash).

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4232/stevexz2.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9721274)

keep 'em coming

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My name is Chachi. I've seen the dumb gay shit you've posted in this thread about my boys. You see, what you homos don't get is that guys like me are what women want. That's why I'm always fucking some whore, bouncing her face off the wall, making my bedsprings cry for mercy they get so RED HOT! Shit was SO cash. The noise really pisses my mom off.

I'm sorry that you prissy little fagboys will never approach my level. I mean, look at my pecs! Chicks would much rather rub their nubile bodies up against my skin rocks than go bobbing for twinkies in that fat rainforest you call a crotch. Maybe you should worry more about your squat, and less about squatting on another man's penis.

Pic related, it's me in white in the middle after my PUMP.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3560/12iw7.jpg

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This is 180 work.

MOAR.

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Stay Alpha,

Chachi

Pic Related: this bitch is about to swallow my man oil.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3493/13nn3.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9786739)

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB5101-775223.jpg

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My name is Alex. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat, pale, basement-dwelling neckbeards, OCD Asians, and pathetic gay virgins. Wow, they were right! I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vinnie got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Tony. Of course, you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE.

Dude, you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day, much less live it. I am buff, tuff, and ruff, broski! My body is tanned and chiseled - because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is "Jim."

Girls crave my dick because I'm such a fucking pimp. I know how to dress. Also, I have a fucking awesome haircut. Do you guys even know what gel is?

Pic related: It me hounding some delicious pussy. I'm fucking that shit tonight (SO cash).

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6773/alextr3.jpg

Oh, and as an example of what NOT to do, here's a pic of Vinnie and Tony. This was TOTALLY a mistake.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5593/guidolovexs9.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9804591)

LMAO

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I love it.

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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Prompa2-745262.jpg

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http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4656/db7098he.jpg

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Me and my crew, we get fucked up, fuck all the bitches. We're the nightlife ninjas.

Can you find us now? See us now?

http://www.guidofistpump.com/tommyguidoguy.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9860745)

My name is Vinnie. What in the fuck is wrong with you pencil-necked ass eaters? You clearly don't know how to live your lives like REAL MEN. There is a world outside, where there's fun shit to do BESIDES posting fake Asian man ads on Craigslist and jerking off to the cock pics you receive in return. Doing "3 inch curls" will NOT get you ripped enough to go out in public.

I'm basically your wet dream. I drive a Trans Am, have a cell phone full of slut numbers from long nights in the club, and the ladies tell tales about my cocksmanship. You really haven't lived until you've fucked a girl's mouth through a paper bag with a smiley face drawn on it. They do what they can to get the Vinnie Vein, what can I say? I'm sure you play pretend down in the basement with a microwaved tub of Vasoline and a thawed chicken, but that's not really the same, now is it? How about you shave your fucking neckbeard and put on some gold?

Pic related: It's me and some HOTT club slut. You can totally see her nipples through her shirt, which is SO cash. VINNIE VINTAGE on the LEFT, BITCHES!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6985/vinnieay5.jpg

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9865919)

Look, poindexters, you will never have what me an my bros got going on until you get off of your pathetic geek asses and get some sun and hit up the god damned gym. You could also use some gel in your limp assed hair. I can't give you advice for the limp dick -- I ain't no faggot.

For christ sake, you assholes.

You want to bang a 10? You need to look like me and play it hard.

Ya feels me?

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l119/laura235_2006/guido.jpg

Oh, and to all you fucking brooklyn law school hating faggots, if I find out who you are, I'm going to kick your asses. For real. My sister's best friends brother's best friend went there. He's got a job that is so fucking cash. He goes to court and shit and has a girlfriend that is a million times hotter than any of you limped dicked assholes could pull. Just be warned, fuckers.

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Vinnie? Vinnie? you aren't coding those documents fast enough. I swear if you don't pick up the pace, I'm going to cancel your 10 minute sunlight break.

Oh and Vinny, I better not catch you trying to sneak into any firm social functions unless we specifically say "contract attorneys are welcome". If you show up at tonight's nightclub event, you're fired: the invite says "attorneys only". That means partners, associates and summers. However, please come to next friday's pizza lunch. You are welcome to attend that as it is for all you people here in the basement.

Lastly Vinny, do not talk to any of the real attorneys unless spoken to. Particularly the female ones. You scared that poor summer you accosted in the lobby to death last week and she called in sick the next day (said she was nauseous from the smell of Axe).

Now back to work or I'll report you to the temp agency!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867389)

Carmine

A slick dresser, Carmine, 19, inclines to Armani, Prada and Gucci. He’s heading into his sophomore year at a New York college, acing his grades, and eyeing a career in the music industry. Six feet tall and an Aries, Carmine likes to hang back and size up the crowd before wading in. He’s Mr. Shy to start, but then, watch him go. He listens to rap music and the oldies and he played baseball in high school. But he’s got an artsy side, too, following fashion designers and dabbling in drawing. And oh yeah, Carmine has this thing for tattoos...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9867537)

But Carmine loves his Heinekeins and Jager bombs, so he future is a bit up in the air....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9871805)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9873598)

**gets ready to get pussy tonight**

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9873611)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W4DVubs9Z0

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#9905817)

My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.

Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.

Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8501/rickhh9.gif

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10176437)

EDIT: .312 BA, asking if we know what gel is, and letting us know the noise really pisses your mom off are the top three.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=806293&forum_id=2#10185540)

1-motherfucking-80

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WHERE ARE YOU ONIZUKA??

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