Date: August 28th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: Chestnut black woman
oh wells, it does well when market tanks so furk that we are going to the MOON now i think im gonna maek at least 400k PROFIT soon i can feel it in my turd bones
Date: August 28th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
What are you buying now? I think my tranny stock is finally going to get called away (it's about to pay me $40k in dividends in 1 quarter, and I'm currently underwater on my call by 140k lol). The universe isn't good enough to let me get that 40k in dividends. But even after the call, I'll have 315k to deploy from it after taxes
I'm thinking about holding it on the sideline for the likely ~10% late September to end of October drawdown as we head into midterms and then deploying it all into large cap growth
Date: August 28th, 2026 10:44 AM Author: animeboi (.)
WTF why would anyone think AI would 'disrupt' processed food? Anyways my GIS is going to get called away probably but I'm still LONG and strong on SJM (which had a great Q2).
Date: August 28th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface
Fuck yeah, we're ALL going to maek it
I recently decided to bring my retirement date forward. As long as we don't hit and sustain a GFC or dotcom type crash as that date arrives, I'm fucking done in 2028