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The Vodka GF Chronicles

since the first entries in the series i had not dubbed her v...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
Lol missed this saga except for the very end, the vodka prot...
Swollen area keepsake machete
  12/29/23
i just remembered there is even a poast before this, let me ...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
edited with the very first entry i had forgotten about. hadn...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
So does she still put down a couple quarts a day or what?
Big-titted filthpig regret
  12/29/23
no clue, i blocked all communication with her after the shit...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
sounds like severe bpd. i had a similar episode of a crazy g...
Thriller chrome piazza preventive strike
  12/29/23
the shitlib gf i refer in those threads also had bpd. at the...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
Vodka girlfriend wrapping her legs around your back so you c...
apoplectic stage
  12/29/23
i think that inspired this tbf thread i made https://www.xox...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
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apoplectic stage
  12/29/23
God bless you, vodka GF, wherever you may be.
Narrow-minded clown
  12/29/23
in rereading these i noticed there is one unredacted picture...
Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability
  12/29/23
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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

since the first entries in the series i had not dubbed her vodka gf and are thus hard to search, i thought i'd create this handy chronology:

i'm fucking a 10 (05/22/2021) im fucking a 10 (pic)

girl i'm fucking drank a handle of vodka last night (06/09/2021) girl i'm fucking drank a handle of vodka last night

vodka gf just sent me her protein shake ingredients (06/15/2021) vodka gf just sent me her protein shake ingredients

vodka gf begging me to get her vodka friday night (06/28/2021) vodka gf begging me to go get her vodka friday night

went drunk pool hopping with vodka gf last night (07/21/2021) went drunk pool hopping with vodka gf last night

vodka gf - the exciting and insane conclusion (08/08/2021) vodka gf - the exciting and insane conclusion



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47225967)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Swollen area keepsake machete

Lol missed this saga except for the very end, the vodka protein shake is 190

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47225981)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

i just remembered there is even a poast before this, let me find it. it's notable because the first time i met her was an online date at a dogpark and she showed up an hour late smashed with a backpack full of minis. i discussed it itt i believe but at the time i thought it was cool (aside from the drunk driving). ignoring redflags masterman.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226001)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

edited with the very first entry i had forgotten about. hadn't read this since i poasted it. lmfao at the warning signs in that thread, e.g.

"she is also crazy and a drunkard.

this is a great prospect that i'm very excited about."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226029)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Big-titted filthpig regret

So does she still put down a couple quarts a day or what?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47225986)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

no clue, i blocked all communication with her after the shit she pulled during the conclusion. someone asked about her yesterday which inspired me to look her up, and i saw she has some activity recently on linkedin, so she's at least alive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47225994)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Thriller chrome piazza preventive strike

sounds like severe bpd. i had a similar episode of a crazy girl attacking me, preventing me from leaving. also bpd.

did she ever try to contact you again?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226053)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

the shitlib gf i refer in those threads also had bpd. at the time i had no experience with bpd. i've always dropped crazy women quick (this 3 month thing i put up with the longest, mostly because she was slamming.) shitlib gf had a much more insidious bpd that didn't come out later and she actually DID wind up calling police, etc. on me to lie and try to hurt my career (never amounted to anything). i went back to her after vodka gf and we finally split up for good in march of this year.

but yeah, after learning a lot about bpd through years with shitlib gf vodka gf definitely has the warning signs. particularly the idealization/devaluation and intense fear of abandonment. her texts would shift wildly from spamming me over and over about how much she loves me to telling me not to come over (because of some imagined slight). the antics she pulled in the conclusion is QED for fear of abandonment.

i blocked her on everything in the conclusion. she at least never tried to contact me through a burner or something. she didn't know where i lived at the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226071)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: apoplectic stage

Vodka girlfriend wrapping her legs around your back so you cant pull out

Vodka girlfriend wrapping her legs around your back so you cant pull out

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226073)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:07 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

i think that inspired this tbf thread i made "To be fair, don't you dare try to pull out" Claire whispers in your ear as she

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226077)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: apoplectic stage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226103)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:50 AM
Author: Narrow-minded clown

God bless you, vodka GF, wherever you may be.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226213)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 10:58 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (GUNNERATTTT)

in rereading these i noticed there is one unredacted picture of her ass. i will leave it in is a nice easter egg for people who weren't around for the pics at the time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47226230)



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Date: December 29th, 2023 3:19 PM
Author: House-broken exhilarant masturbator market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#47227438)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#48481375)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: Glittery medicated police squad nursing home



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#48481414)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Accurate at predicting vs Measures of probability (gunneratttt)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#49234308)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Slimy seedy milk den

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5467358&forum_id=2#49234317)