Date: November 14th, 2026 3:40 AM Author: Odor of the Queef (officially retired)
I was waiting for my son to come out of the locker room from his hockey game and one of his girl friends (not girlfriend) was just looking at me smiling from across the hall. So, I made small talk with her for a few minutes. All she did was smile and listen and look me in the eyes. Nothing sexual or anything, obviously. But I haven’t had a pretty girl smile at me in a long time. She’s 18 btw. She’ll be going to college with my son in the fall. So she was talking to me excitedly about it.
Date: November 14th, 2026 6:19 AM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Ella: OMG creeper alert at school tonight. Odor of the Queef Jr’s dad saw me in the hall while he was waiting for his dorky son and decided to interrogate me about every detail of my life including where I’m going to college. Does he want to follow me there? JFC please change my sn to Ella Attracter of Uncs