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Kicked out of a bar for the stupidest reason yet
| Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station | 07/21/26 |
| pearly crackhouse gunner | 07/21/26 |
| Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station | 07/21/26 |
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| Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station | 07/21/26 |
| charismatic ungodly candlestick maker halford | 07/21/26 |
| Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station | 07/21/26 |
| charismatic ungodly candlestick maker halford | 07/21/26 |
| kink-friendly hell useless brakes | 07/21/26 |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station Me and a couple guys went out to a bar last night. Fancy cocktail place named after a Finnish architect but has a sick little outdoor patio full of art student girls with those ugly bangs they all have. We are just firing away pounding negronis and other faggy drinks and these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff. These girls are smoking black & milds and pounding beers and they're all like 95 pounds. Told one if she had an identical twin their combined bodyweight would be less than my wife's. We were having a killer night.
Our waiter was this Portuguese guy. He's working his ass off keeping us served and one dude asked his name, "Esposito" he tells us. So we started singing his name to the tune of that "despacito" song every time he came out, eventually the whole patio was joining in. After about a dozen times of this the manager came out, said we were all being too loud and had to leave. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014386) |
Date: July 21st, 2026 1:20 PM Author: pearly crackhouse gunner these girls are hanging off us as we tell old HS football stories and stuff (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014389) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station We took the place over (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014393) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:25 PM Author: pearly crackhouse gunner (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014396) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:54 PM Author: controlling a virtual character on a computer (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014458) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:21 PM Author: mustard tanning salon Gorgeous guy (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014390) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: charismatic ungodly candlestick maker halford What was the best HS football story out of all the ones that were told? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014428) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:49 PM Author: grizzly liquid oxygen wrinkle cq (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014451) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 4:19 PM Author: Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station Kid on the other team had to get an emergency tracheotomy cause my friend punched him in the throat during a play. Was a big scandal at the time & made the regional news (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014746) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: charismatic ungodly candlestick maker halford Did the coach stab in the neck with a pen? How did he live long enough before the emergency trach? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015262) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:17 PM Author: Arousing Disrespectful Roommate Gas Station Did you know about this? Wtf. They did stab him with a bic pen. There was an ambulance already on site (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015267) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:20 PM Author: charismatic ungodly candlestick maker halford lol no I just guessed and was kind of being sarcastic. I was trying to think how he would live unless you stabbed him with something sharp and a pen was what I came up with. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015271) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:22 PM Author: kink-friendly hell useless brakes regional news as in like NECN or News 12? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015274) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: appetizing doctorate expected TSINAH (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014430) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Violet toaster eero's tavern? they kicked me out after i drunkenly choked a guy with their novelty gateway arch stool backs. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014481) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:18 PM Author: bull headed adulterous striped hyena cr thing to do in that situation is to demand brunch and get up on the bar and start dancing (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50014505) |
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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Yellow center (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884755&forum_id=2#50015373) |